Everyone must get back to the office! (so they can sit in weird isolation pods and still not interact with anyone) 🤦‍♂️

I suspect there are going to be a lot of “innovative startups” taking a lot of money from corporations by selling them stuff like this the next few years.

@Burk What in the fresh hell is that? No wonder people are quitting and there’s a “worker shortage”

@Burk Looks like it’s from “Aliens”…

@Burk

Them: “We’re providing all employees with new productivity focus environments.”
Me: “You want me to work in a glass cage?”
Them: “No, no! It’s your own private space to increase produc….”
Me: 🏃‍♂️💨

@Burk It cannot be accidental that they are hexagonal in shape. Trying to inspire your innate worker bee, perhaps? 🐝

@Burk I’ve always wanted a cryogenic chamber.

@Burk @fgtech they’re the bestagons right