I’m like:

I’ll never ruin my blog by even using the words Boris Johnson!

And then I’m like:

ah shit who am I kidding

@simonwoods So how soon after Boris’s No-Deal Brexit does the SNP call for “Indy-Ref Part 2—We Only Stayed Because We Wanted to Be In the EU”? Does Sturgeon issue the press release at 0:00:00.1 on November 1st?

@Bruce Over the past few days more than 8000 Welsh people marched for independence. More and more I have conversations with people in Liverpool about how it's time for the North West of England to be a state unto itself, with much more control over decisions to do with funding public services and infrastructure.

More and more the only thing to have come from maintaining a London-centric country is pure and unadulterated division throughout each part of the UK.

@simonwoods So, Boris ends up the PM of Westminster as the UK dissolves back to pre-1066?

Have you seen John Oliver’s take?

@Bruce Ah no need to apologise at all. We're pretty much out of options if we can't use sarcasm here. 😉

I haven't seen John Oliver's take, nope. Added to my watch-list, thanks!