browsing in 2023 be like
@yogthos Ahem β¦ remember the autopilot? Lloyd Bridges on glue?
And donβt call me Shirley!
Can we get some appreciation for Robert Stack? He does that kick then a roll over the guys back with another kick himself. No stunt man for him! DAMN!! I never noticed it before.....
@DrJekyll once you install enough plugins to block ads and other garbage things get a bit better :)
@yogthos "hi! I'm the company's chat bot. If you need any help let me know. And sorry for lagging the entire site up, i hope it's not a problem."
@yogthos There's one other annoyance nuisance.
"Subscribe to read more"
literally every newsite these days that paywall off their articles that only show 1% of their article which tells you nothing.
@yogthos also autoplaying video's still being a thing (which also don't respect your settings)
@yogthos The allegory gets stronger if you imagine he's looking for the RSS feed in the <head> code using the inspection window
@yogthos I can recommend https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/consent-o-matic/ for autofilling #cookie #banners. Works pretty well, though not everywhere yet.
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Did you make this? It's great. I want to make sure the author gets credit.
@drukac oh I just found it, no idea whom the credit for this masterpiece goes to unfortunately
@yogthos Meanwhile, I'm thinking back to the days of "this works best in IE5" and pop-ups you couldn't prevent alongside "punch the monkey" ads. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
@yogthos ππ»π
Donβt see this cause of DNS forge and Consent-O-Matic.
Manual (in German): https://www.kuketz-blog.de/fuer-anfaenger-bequeme-werbung-und-tracker-unter-ios-android-systemweit-verbannen/
@yogthos cloud cost and complexity combined with ad-tech is ruining the web.
Socket runtime is a solution to this. It takes the web outside of the browser, out of the cloud, beyond the edge, and even outside of the App Stores β https://github.com/socketsupply/socket
@yogthos Aside: these folks were an absolute menace in California airports back in the day.
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-06-15-mn-4296-story.html
@yogthos @hayalci @fic8 URI Encoding to the rescue π
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane%21
@yogthos can someone explain what the joke of the original scene is? I never understood why he just randomly attacks people and where the humour is in that.
@Skreee as I recall these are jehovah's witnesses who used to aggressively pester people at the airports
@yogthos Thanks for the context! (I also read the correction/addition below, thanks!)
And folks wonder why I try to mimic how the mil computers are setup.
Yep, thats why.
If wondering, mil ones have several proxy/firewalls setup that basically strip so much of that stuff out.
Funny deal, the one rare time I went to CNN's website cause the mil computer to throw out a huge warning and block the whole website for a time because it pick up something with malware. Mostly likely one of the ads.
Hence, ever since, yeah....ads are nuke on my setup at home.
@yogthos missing: βThis experience is better on our app!β And βplease log into your account to continueβ XD
@yogthos Maybe you should try the Geminiverse ;) https://gemini.circumlunar.space/
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I will never not boost an Airplane! gif, that movie is one of the greats.
@yogthos it occurred to me that all of these obnoxious things have slowed access to websites so much that fast loading speeds are irrelevant these days.
@NerdRage42 indeed, it's depressing to think just how much is just pure garbage. On a related note, imagine how much energy is waste on this.
@yogthos I've been less and less on the internet because I'm so annoyed by all the hassle. Ads being the worst of it. Which is why I prefer Mastodon for my social media fix.
@NerdRage42 yeah the fediverse is a breath of fresh air, it works the way the internet was originally meant to work before it got hijacked by megacorps
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I just wanted to cc @hessendscher by he has already boosted it π
@yogthos "So when do you think we won't have to deal with all this anymore?"
"Well, I can't say for sure."
"Can't you take a guess?"
"...Not for another two decades."
"You can't take a guess for another two decades?"
@yogthos omg hilarious π so true. I wish for a cleaner and more convenient web. π