yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

browsing in 2023 be like

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KikoKate@mstdn.party
KikoKate@mstdn.party

@yogthos Ahem … remember the autopilot? Lloyd Bridges on glue?
And don’t call me Shirley!

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fic8@malware.social
fic8@malware.social

@yogthos lol wat movie is this

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@fic8 it's from this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airpla!

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kennergf@mas.to
kennergf@mas.to

@yogthos This is why you don't have enough memory, put some add block on it.

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kbsez@postchat.io
kbsez@postchat.io

@yogthos

Can we get some appreciation for Robert Stack? He does that kick then a roll over the guys back with another kick himself. No stunt man for him! DAMN!! I never noticed it before.....

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jrtodd@toad.social
jrtodd@toad.social

@yogthos SUBLIME. #chefskiss

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potpie@mastodon.social
potpie@mastodon.social

@yogthos enable notifications?

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DrJekyll@techhub.social
DrJekyll@techhub.social

@yogthos is it? Mind isn't like that at all πŸ˜‚

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@DrJekyll once you install enough plugins to block ads and other garbage things get a bit better :)

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@kennergf I have no idea how people browse the net without ad blockers today

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Gednet@mstdn.social
Gednet@mstdn.social

@yogthos

#Fabulous

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hayalci@toot.cafe
hayalci@toot.cafe

@yogthos @fic8 note that there's an exclamation mark at the end of the film (and the Wikipedia page), and mastodon autolinking ate it

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@hayalci @fic8 oh haha doh

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natriumchloride@mastodon.sdf.org
natriumchloride@mastodon.sdf.org

@yogthos "hi! I'm the company's chat bot. If you need any help let me know. And sorry for lagging the entire site up, i hope it's not a problem."

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Alkaris@meow.social
Alkaris@meow.social

@yogthos There's one other annoyance nuisance.

"Subscribe to read more"

literally every newsite these days that paywall off their articles that only show 1% of their article which tells you nothing.

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blogdiva@mastodon.social
blogdiva@mastodon.social

@yogthos *SCREEEEEAMING*

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msbellows@c.im
msbellows@c.im

@yogthos @kennergf Also, turn on the accessibility feature to simplify text.

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yuki2501@hackers.town
yuki2501@hackers.town

@fic8 @yogthos "Airplane!" (1980)

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SDWolf@furries.club
SDWolf@furries.club

@yogthos Thankfully, AdGuard blocks almost all of that nonsense. XD

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Equinox@squawk.social
Equinox@squawk.social

@yogthos also autoplaying video's still being a thing (which also don't respect your settings)

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0x1ac@techhub.social
0x1ac@techhub.social

@yogthos @xtaldave ”Would you like to try our app?”

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PaulGrahamRaven@assemblag.es
PaulGrahamRaven@assemblag.es

@yogthos The allegory gets stronger if you imagine he's looking for the RSS feed in the <head> code using the inspection window

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Heliograph@mastodon.au
Heliograph@mastodon.au

@yogthos this is superb πŸ˜‚

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Major__Tom@mastodon.social
Major__Tom@mastodon.social

@yogthos
Ahahslşsjsh..πŸ˜‹
From "Airplane"

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Loria@chaos.social
Loria@chaos.social

@yogthos sigh

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rubencapiau@mastodon.social
rubencapiau@mastodon.social

@yogthos I can recommend addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firef for autofilling #cookie #banners. Works pretty well, though not everywhere yet.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@rubencapiau handy

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drukac@historians.social
drukac@historians.social

@yogthos
Did you make this? It's great. I want to make sure the author gets credit.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@drukac oh I just found it, no idea whom the credit for this masterpiece goes to unfortunately

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msgbi@mastodon.social
msgbi@mastodon.social

@yogthos blockers fool yourself @stefanieschulte @aloa5 @charles_ex

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niniotter@mastodon.social
niniotter@mastodon.social

@yogthos Meanwhile, I'm thinking back to the days of "this works best in IE5" and pop-ups you couldn't prevent alongside "punch the monkey" ads. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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michaelgemar@mstdn.ca
michaelgemar@mstdn.ca

@yogthos @sbarolo β€œLooks like I picked the wrong day to give up pop-up blockers…”

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JosuGZ@fosstodon.org
JosuGZ@fosstodon.org

@yogthos I miss the Doom music there :D

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derautomation@bildung.social
derautomation@bildung.social

@yogthos πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜…
Don’t see this cause of DNS forge and Consent-O-Matic.

Manual (in German): kuketz-blog.de/fuer-anfaenger-

dnsforge.de/

apps.apple.com/de/app/consent-

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Wivik@fosstodon.org
Wivik@fosstodon.org

@yogthos That's totally that

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projjalm@floss.social
projjalm@floss.social

@yogthos one of the best things I saw this month...

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heapwolf@fosstodon.org
heapwolf@fosstodon.org

@yogthos cloud cost and complexity combined with ad-tech is ruining the web.

Socket runtime is a solution to this. It takes the web outside of the browser, out of the cloud, beyond the edge, and even outside of the App Stores β€” github.com/socketsupply/socket

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stacey_campbell@aus.social
stacey_campbell@aus.social

@yogthos Aside: these folks were an absolute menace in California airports back in the day.

latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-19

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autistic_enby@hachyderm.io
autistic_enby@hachyderm.io

@yogthos @hayalci @fic8 URI Encoding to the rescue πŸ˜…
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airpla

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Skreee@eldritch.cafe
Skreee@eldritch.cafe

@yogthos can someone explain what the joke of the original scene is? I never understood why he just randomly attacks people and where the humour is in that.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@Skreee as I recall these are jehovah's witnesses who used to aggressively pester people at the airports

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Skreee@eldritch.cafe
Skreee@eldritch.cafe

@yogthos Thanks for the context! (I also read the correction/addition below, thanks!)

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linebyline@bytetower.social
linebyline@bytetower.social

@yogthos Slowly.

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linebyline@bytetower.social
linebyline@bytetower.social

@yogthos Way too gentle on the one saying to turn off the ad blocker.

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ithanul@mstdn.social
ithanul@mstdn.social

@yogthos

And folks wonder why I try to mimic how the mil computers are setup.

Yep, thats why.

If wondering, mil ones have several proxy/firewalls setup that basically strip so much of that stuff out.

Funny deal, the one rare time I went to CNN's website cause the mil computer to throw out a huge warning and block the whole website for a time because it pick up something with malware. Mostly likely one of the ads.

Hence, ever since, yeah....ads are nuke on my setup at home.

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KolaMagpie@this.mouse.rocks
KolaMagpie@this.mouse.rocks

@yogthos missing: β€œThis experience is better on our app!” And β€œplease log into your account to continue” XD

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charlock@shelter.moe
charlock@shelter.moe

@yogthos Maybe you should try the Geminiverse ;) gemini.circumlunar.space/

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maslowsneeds@techhub.social
maslowsneeds@techhub.social

@yogthos I feel seen !

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Aviva_Gary@noc.social
Aviva_Gary@noc.social

@yogthos so real

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SoftBeePlease@thicc.horse
SoftBeePlease@thicc.horse

@yogthos @QuanZillan

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hanscees@social.sargasso.nl
hanscees@social.sargasso.nl

@yogthos #modal madness #webdev

Website totally covered in popup spaghetti

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hanscees@social.sargasso.nl
hanscees@social.sargasso.nl

@yogthos How do I ever do justice to these pics in the descriptions #airplane

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
Let's take pictures

Asian looking newsman with placemat picturing plane going down

Western newsman shows plane going down by handing a model plane

Man with hair all up pointing toward the ceiling after saying looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

Newspaper poepke taking pictures off the wall after saying let's take pictures

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chris_hayes@fosstodon.org
chris_hayes@fosstodon.org

@yogthos
I will never not boost an Airplane! gif, that movie is one of the greats.

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alcea@pb.todon.de
alcea@pb.todon.de

@yogthos

I love #airplane :D

And it is always fitting.
("This is not the right time to stop #sniffing #glue 😸)

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NerdRage42@c.im
NerdRage42@c.im

@yogthos it occurred to me that all of these obnoxious things have slowed access to websites so much that fast loading speeds are irrelevant these days.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@NerdRage42 indeed, it's depressing to think just how much is just pure garbage. On a related note, imagine how much energy is waste on this.

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NerdRage42@c.im
NerdRage42@c.im

@yogthos I've been less and less on the internet because I'm so annoyed by all the hassle. Ads being the worst of it. Which is why I prefer Mastodon for my social media fix.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@NerdRage42 yeah the fediverse is a breath of fresh air, it works the way the internet was originally meant to work before it got hijacked by megacorps

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realn2s@infosec.exchange
realn2s@infosec.exchange

@yogthos
I just wanted to cc @hessendscher by he has already boosted it πŸ˜‚

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nemo@mas.to
nemo@mas.to

@yogthos splendid xD

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Intaglio_Dragon@furry.engineer
Intaglio_Dragon@furry.engineer

@yogthos "So when do you think we won't have to deal with all this anymore?"

"Well, I can't say for sure."

"Can't you take a guess?"

"...Not for another two decades."

"You can't take a guess for another two decades?"

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NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social
NIH_LLAMAS@mastodon.social

@yogthos "Would you like to open this page in the app?"

SWAT leader in airport asking a question.

Worker turning around to shoot him.

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nickcb@mas.to
nickcb@mas.to

@yogthos it was a simpler time.....

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Aron@livester.net
Aron@livester.net

@yogthos omg hilarious πŸ˜‚ so true. I wish for a cleaner and more convenient web. πŸ™

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oraculix@ieji.de
oraculix@ieji.de

@yogthos
Captain Ublock Origin reporting for duty! 🫑

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Meadguy@mastodon.world
Meadguy@mastodon.world

@alwen

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cbartschffm@hessen.social
cbartschffm@hessen.social

@yogthos So true 😑

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johne@denvr.social
johne@denvr.social

@yogthos Surely, you’re joking.

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yogthos@mas.to
yogthos@mas.to

@johne don't call me Surley :)

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