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„Die SchittbeWegung muss 7mmer vom Körp3r weggreichtet sein.“ Ist man im BesitZ eines gutn Messers, solte man diesm Merk5atz unbedigt Folge leisten, ansonst3n risk1ert man womöglcih, sich in den FinGer zu schnieden und in deR folge nciht mehr ordentlch tippen 2u könen.

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Nirgendwo offenbart sich die eingeborene Missgunst des Menschen deutlicher als in dem hasserfüllten Blick desjenigen, der sich in der sonntäglichen Warteschlange vor der Bäckerei auch nur einen Platz hinter dir befindet.

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Pessimist: Ich weiß nicht, was mir fehlt.
\nOptimist: Ich weiß nicht, was ich habe.

\n

– Weltanschauungen eines Hypochonders

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Ab und an tue ich mir schwer damit, so zu tun, als wüsste ich, was ich tue.

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Wovon ich absolut überzeugt bin: Eine heiße Dusche, zum richtigen Zeitpunkt genommen und gegebenenfalls ein, zwei Minuten länger als üblich, kann Leben retten – zumindest eins, zumindest meins.

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Schon interessant, dass ich ausgerechnet am Faschingsdienstag wegen meiner Verkleidung als kompetenter Mitarbeiter, der genau weiß, was er tut, im Büro aufzufallen scheine.

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„Ihre Nasenscheidewand ist aber schön … schief.“

\n

– was man nicht unbedingt von seinem Arzt hören möchte, Teil 9

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In unserem Schlafzimmer hat sich eine Spinne von einer derartigen Größe eingenistet, die es ratsamer erscheinen lässt, dem Monstrum irgendeine Art Opfer dazubringen anstatt zu versuchen, es mittels eines Behelfsgegenstands einzufangen und nach draußen zu befördern.

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„Hat Ihr Auswurf eine bestimmte Farbe?“
\n„Keine Ahnung, ich habe, ehrlich gesagt, nicht …“ (hält sich rasch ein Taschentuch vor den Mund und beginnt zu husten)
\n„Wollen wir gleich gemeinsam nachsehen?“

\n

– neulich bei der Ärztin

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Meine Beruhigungsmittel (fast vollständige Liste): das Rascheln der Blätter, das Rauschen des Meeres, das Prasseln des Regens, das Murmeln des Flusses, das Schnurren der Katze, das Brummen des Katers, der Wirkstoff des Medikaments.

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Drei Horrorgeschichten:

\n\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.simonzorcatra.at/2024/08/05/drei-horrorgeschichten-meine.html","date_published":"2024-08-05T09:43:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Simon Zorcatra","url":"https://www.simonzorcatra.at","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fzorcatra%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"zorcatra"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-08-05 09:43","date_timestamp":1722850981,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"42031896","content_html":"Habe mir heute bei dem Versuch, ihm seine Kappe aufzusetzen, mit dem Füller in das unterste Glied meines linken Mittelfingers gestochen, wo sich nun ein kleiner, aber deutlich sichtbarer blauer Punkt findet, der sich auch unter Zuhilfenahme diverser Reinigungsmittel nicht entfernen lässt – mich also unabsi... www.simonzorcatra.at","summary":"","url":"https://www.simonzorcatra.at/2024/07/22/habe-mir-heute.html","date_published":"2024-07-22T20:20:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Simon Zorcatra","url":"https://www.simonzorcatra.at","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fzorcatra%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"zorcatra"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-22 20:20","date_timestamp":1721679650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"41967408","content_html":"

„Ich habe, dank dem Leiden und dem Wahnsinn, schöner und reicher gelebt als ihr (…).“

\n

– Danilo Kiš, Sanduhr

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„Better late than ugly“, „Better ugly than stupid“, „Better stupid than arrogant“, „Better arrogant than preaching“ … der über Fußmatten geführte Krieg in unserem Wohnhaus nimmt langsam, aber sicher bedenkliche Ausmaße an.

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„Was hast du noch vor heute Abend?“
\n„Nicht viel, ich werde versuchen, mit dem Schwitzen aufzhören.“

\n

– Sommergespräch

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Wenige, die deinen Geburtstag kennen, aber genug, die deinen Todestag betrauern – genau die richtige Menge und Mischung an Bekanntschaften.

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Flackerndes Licht, herabstürzende Gegenstände, giftige Dämpfe, ein nicht enden wollender Feueralarm und jede Menge schreiender Kinder – in meiner Buchhandlung, die derzeit umgebaut wird, geht es zu wie in einem Katastrophenfilm.

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„Ja, die Befunde sind hier. Aber wollen Sie nicht persönlich vorbeikommen? Es gibt einiges zu besprechen.“

\n

– was man nicht unbedingt von seinem Arzt hören möchte, Teil 8

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Ausgelesen: Iris Wolff – Lichtungen: simonzorcatra.at

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Ausgelesen: Ivo Andrić – Wesire und Konsuln: simonzorcatra.at

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Ausgelesen: Stefan Moster – Bin das noch ich: simonzorcatra.at

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Ausgelesen: Judith Schalansky – Atlas der abgelegenen Inseln: simonzorcatra.at

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Würde mein bevorzugter Gewürztee nur die Hälfte jener Versprechungen einlösen, mit denen er auf seiner Verpackung um sich wirft, bräuchte ich mein restliches Leben lang weder Therapie noch Medizin.

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„Mir kommt der Tod, wenn ich einen Toten sehe, wie eine Abreise vor. Der Leichnam wirkt auf mich wie ein abgelegtes Kleidungsstück. Jemand ist gegangen, ohne das einzige Kleid, das je wirklich sein war, mitnehmen zu müssen.“

\n

– Fernando Pessoa, Das Buch der Unruhe

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