{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - XKCD","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/xkcd","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"4620","username":"xkcd","bio":"This is an unofficial mirror of the official XKCD RSS feed.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://micro.blog/xkcd/avatar.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"89664927","content_html":"<p>Horizontal Stabilizers</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhorizontal_stabilizers.png\" alt=\"It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3241/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3241/","date_published":"2026-05-04T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 04:00","date_timestamp":1777867200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89413453","content_html":"<p>Bottle</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbottle.png\" alt='\"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young.\"' loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3240/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3240/","date_published":"2026-05-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1777608000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89257915","content_html":"<p>Simple Machines</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsimple_machines.png\" alt=\"It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3239/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3239/","date_published":"2026-04-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1777435200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89145601","content_html":"<p>Soniferous Aether</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsoniferous_aether.png\" alt=\"Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3238/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3238/","date_published":"2026-04-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1777262400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88933987","content_html":"<p>Husband and Wife</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhusband_and_wife.png\" alt=\"Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3237/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3237/","date_published":"2026-04-24T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 04:00","date_timestamp":1777003200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88810022","content_html":"<p>Border Message</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fborder_message.png\" alt=\"Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3236/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3236/","date_published":"2026-04-22T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 04:00","date_timestamp":1776830400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88682151","content_html":"<p>Types of Board Game</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftypes_of_board_game.png\" alt=\"I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3235/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3235/","date_published":"2026-04-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1776657600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88492715","content_html":"<p>Europa Missions</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Feuropa_missions.png\" alt=\"Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3234/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3234/","date_published":"2026-04-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1776398400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88340929","content_html":"<p>Make It Myself</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fmake_it_myself.png\" alt=\"It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3233/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3233/","date_published":"2026-04-15T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 04:00","date_timestamp":1776225600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88196271","content_html":"<p>Countdown Standard</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcountdown_standard.png\" alt=\"Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3232/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3232/","date_published":"2026-04-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1776052800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88014245","content_html":"<p>Lightning</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flightning.png\" alt=\"Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3231/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3231/","date_published":"2026-04-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1775793600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87859244","content_html":"<p>Overton</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Foverton.png\" alt=\"I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3230/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3230/","date_published":"2026-04-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1775620800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87725209","content_html":"<p>Grammar</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fgrammar.png\" alt=\"Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3229/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3229/","date_published":"2026-04-06T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 04:00","date_timestamp":1775448000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87538239","content_html":"<p>Day Counter</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fday_counter.png\" alt=\"It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3228/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3228/","date_published":"2026-04-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1775188800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87421582","content_html":"<p>Creation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcreation.png\" alt=\"This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu below the comic.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3227/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3227/","date_published":"2026-04-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1775016000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87286566","content_html":"<p>Home Solar</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhome_solar.png\" alt='\"While I try to do my part to destroy the environment, I try not to focus too much on individual responsibility. By pushing for broad policy changes, we can collectively do far more damage to the biosphere than any of us could on our own.\"' loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3226/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3226/","date_published":"2026-03-30T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 04:00","date_timestamp":1774843200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87114029","content_html":"<p>Satellite Pollution</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsatellite_pollution.png\" alt=\"We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3225/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3225/","date_published":"2026-03-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1774584000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86981868","content_html":"<p>Centimeter Wavelengths</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcentimeter_wavelengths.png\" alt=\"Yes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3224/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3224/","date_published":"2026-03-25T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 04:00","date_timestamp":1774411200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86804815","content_html":"<p>Inflation Timeline</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Finflation_timeline.png\" alt=\"Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3223/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3223/","date_published":"2026-03-23T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 04:00","date_timestamp":1774238400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86640220","content_html":"<p>Star Formation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fstar_formation.png\" alt=\"It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3222/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3222/","date_published":"2026-03-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1773979200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86494076","content_html":"<p>Landscape Features</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flandscape_features.png\" alt=\"'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3221/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3221/","date_published":"2026-03-18T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 04:00","date_timestamp":1773806400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86359120","content_html":"<p>Rotational Gravity</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Frotational_gravity.png\" alt=\"I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3220/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3220/","date_published":"2026-03-16T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 04:00","date_timestamp":1773633600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86148278","content_html":"<p>Planets and Bright Stars</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplanets_and_bright_stars.png\" alt=\"An old astronomer trick for distinguishing the Sun from other stars is to take multiple photos a few minutes apart and overlay them, making the Sun stand out due to its high proper motion.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3219/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3219/","date_published":"2026-03-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1773374400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86023901","content_html":"<p>Subduction Retrieval</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsubduction_retrieval.png\" alt=\"Aww, the oceanic crust and the continental crust are getting married!\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3218/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3218/","date_published":"2026-03-11T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-11 04:00","date_timestamp":1773201600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85896438","content_html":"<p>Home Remedies</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhome_remedies.png\" alt=\"As always, you are permitted to call one person for guidance, but that person must be a grandparent.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3217/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3217/","date_published":"2026-03-09T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-09 04:00","date_timestamp":1773028800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}