{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - XKCD","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/xkcd","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"4620","username":"xkcd","bio":"This is an unofficial mirror of the official XKCD RSS feed.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://micro.blog/xkcd/avatar.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"96863304","content_html":"<p>Handedness</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhandedness.png\" alt=\"A 'left-handed specialist' is a physicist who studies the weak interaction.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3293/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3293/","date_published":"2026-09-02T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 04:00","date_timestamp":1788321600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96738209","content_html":"<p>Geology Class</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fgeology_class.png\" alt=\"The rise of AI review bombing tools threatens to take away a crucial source of experience for geology undergraduates.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3292/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3292/","date_published":"2026-08-31T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-31 04:00","date_timestamp":1788148800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96581136","content_html":"<p>Launchpad</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flaunchpad.png\" alt=\"It does come at the cost of some launchpad expansions and increased fuel requirements, but that all comes out of the facility's budget.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3291/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3291/","date_published":"2026-08-28T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-28 04:00","date_timestamp":1787889600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96458274","content_html":"<p>Trade</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftrade.png\" alt=\"&quot;You legs may have a comparative advantage at running, but we arms have a competitive advantage at swinging hammers, so unless you accept that we're the dominant limbs and stop hogging the oxygen, that running advantage won't be around for long.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3290/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3290/","date_published":"2026-08-26T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-26 04:00","date_timestamp":1787716800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96395490","content_html":"<p>Highway Signs</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhighway_signs.png\" alt=\"Highway engineers like Planck units because, like the speed of light, the energy capacity of a typical car's gas tank is 1.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3289/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3289/","date_published":"2026-08-24T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 04:00","date_timestamp":1787544000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96178796","content_html":"<p>Archery Feat</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Farchery_feat.png\" alt=\"Update: I would not have embarked on this powerscaling venture if I'd known how thoroughly Mark Twain was going to roast me.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3288/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3288/","date_published":"2026-08-21T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 04:00","date_timestamp":1787284800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96178795","content_html":"<p>xkcd store reopening: <a href=\"https://store.xkcd.com/\">store.xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://store.xkcd.com/","date_published":"2026-08-21T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 04:00","date_timestamp":1787284800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96058020","content_html":"<p>Perseids</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fperseids.png\" alt=\"Recently I've been watching the Daytime Perseids. I haven't seen a meteor from them yet, but the clouds are pretty and the snacks are good.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3287/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3287/","date_published":"2026-08-19T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-19 04:00","date_timestamp":1787112000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96058019","content_html":"<p>Particle Physics Equipment</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fparticle_physics_equipment.png\" alt=\"The one that sounds like the oracle at the center of the galaxy where the hero travels to hear a prophecy is probably Brookhaven National Laboratory's now-dismantled COSMOTRON.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3286/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3286/","date_published":"2026-08-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1786939200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95834342","content_html":"<p>Accretionary Arc</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Faccretionary_arc.png\" alt=\"The late Triassic rifting was caused by a dinosaur trying to use the control panel to escape a predator, but it was eaten before the continent could fully separate.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3285/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3285/","date_published":"2026-08-14T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 04:00","date_timestamp":1786680000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95720366","content_html":"<p>Geology Building</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fgeology_building.png\" alt=\"The administration thinks it's weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3284/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3284/","date_published":"2026-08-12T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 04:00","date_timestamp":1786507200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95533642","content_html":"<p>Size and Lifespan</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsize_and_lifespan.png\" alt=\"With their 13 years recording and performing together and two humans worth of mass, the White Stripes are sandwiched neatly between gray wolves and blue whales.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3283/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3283/","date_published":"2026-08-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1786334400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95363254","content_html":"<p>Trick Play</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftrick_play.png\" alt=\"I've been trying to find out whether the Laws of the Game take the axiom of choice or not, but FIFA officials keep blocking my number.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3282/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3282/","date_published":"2026-08-07T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-07 04:00","date_timestamp":1786075200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95304814","content_html":"<p>Antiques Roadshow</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fantiques_roadshow.png\" alt=\"The family lore was that we've had it ever since it was ejected from a star-forming gas cloud, but it seems more likely that my great-grandparents probably just bought it while on vacation in the galactic thin disk.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3281/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3281/","date_published":"2026-08-05T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-05 04:00","date_timestamp":1785902400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95187849","content_html":"<p>Maze</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fmaze.png\" alt=\"As a side effect of the research, mice are now the only known animals other than humans to have developed a Backrooms mythology.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3280/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3280/","date_published":"2026-08-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1785729600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94979540","content_html":"<p>Main Span</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fmain_span.png\" alt=\"Wind stress? Don't be silly. When has wind stress ever been a problem for a suspension bridge?\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3279/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3279/","date_published":"2026-07-31T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 04:00","date_timestamp":1785470400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94918196","content_html":"<p>Vera Rubin Observatory</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fvera_rubin_observatory.png\" alt=\"'Spurious signals from the kitchen' is harder for an optical telescope than a radio one, but with enough determination and creativity, I believe it's possible.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3278/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3278/","date_published":"2026-07-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1785297600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94796682","content_html":"<p>Forth</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fforth.png\" alt=\"I NOTATION POLISH REVERSE ❤️\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3277/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3277/","date_published":"2026-07-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1785124800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94642516","content_html":"<p>Recursive Trucker's Hitch</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Frecursive_truckers_hitch.png\" alt=\"As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3276/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3276/","date_published":"2026-07-24T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 04:00","date_timestamp":1784865600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94523358","content_html":"<p>Calibration Nobel</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcalibration_nobel.png\" alt=\"We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3275/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3275/","date_published":"2026-07-22T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 04:00","date_timestamp":1784692800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94395162","content_html":"<p>Arthurian Connector</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Farthurian_connector.png\" alt=\"Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3274/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3274/","date_published":"2026-07-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1784520000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94226344","content_html":"<p>Latitude and Longitude</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flatitude_and_longitude.png\" alt=\"NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3273/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3273/","date_published":"2026-07-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1784260800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94103447","content_html":"<p>Time Change</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftime_change.png\" alt=\"All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3272/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3272/","date_published":"2026-07-15T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 04:00","date_timestamp":1784088000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93980930","content_html":"<p>The Princess and the Pea</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fthe_princess_and_the_pea.png\" alt=\"Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3271/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3271/","date_published":"2026-07-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1783915200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93823041","content_html":"<p>Toasting Marshmallows</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftoasting_marshmallows.png\" alt=\"We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.\" loading=\"lazy\">: <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/3270/\">xkcd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3270/","date_published":"2026-07-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"XKCD","url":"https://www.xkcd.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fxkcd%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"xkcd"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1783656000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}