{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - woe2you","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/woe2you@beige.party","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1863949","username":"woe2you@beige.party","bio":"Web designer/developer from Bridgend. Reluctant woodworker. Occasional technology victim. I can earworm myself at the drop of a reference. \n\nFollow me for fresh hot doses of my bullshit delivered directly to your feed. Wait, no. Follow the people I know instead, I'll usually be riffing on their posts because I'm not very original. \n\nProfile pic is me by @oatmeal\n\nBanner image is an Art Deco PC mod I made with a walnut front panel and analogue VU meters for power and disk activity.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png"},"items":[{"id":"89162485","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@meganL\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>meganL</span></a></span> Kids have no agency. Saying that society should look after them is an easier sell because there's literally no alternative.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116482039203099899","date_published":"2026-04-28T11:14:25+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"11:14","date_timestamp":1777374865,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89161492","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/quixoticgeek@v.st\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>quixoticgeek</span></a></span> Cast iron proof that it's a boondoggle: they're powering it with fossil fuels because they know the bubble will burst before the TTBE of renewables.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116481977761687985","date_published":"2026-04-28T10:58:48+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"10:58","date_timestamp":1777373928,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89159726","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@davep\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>davep</span></a></span> It'll take you a fraction of the time when you're not tired and ill.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116481837235160532","date_published":"2026-04-28T10:23:03+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"10:23","date_timestamp":1777371783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89156986","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> Your first mistake was looking at LinkedIn. It'll give you eyeball cancer.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116481570906722780","date_published":"2026-04-28T09:15:20+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"09:15","date_timestamp":1777367720,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89156228","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> People who generate hot air as their only deliverable are a plague. 99% of all meetings should have been an email or Teams/Slack/whatever message.</p><p>Ever watch The Apprentice? They're insufferable. Teams of people offscreen to do the actual work and they still fail to produce anything of any sense or value. Then they fuck off to be Daily Heil columnists.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116481509849773278","date_published":"2026-04-28T08:59:48+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"08:59","date_timestamp":1777366788,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89143244","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://discuss.systems/@ricci\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ricci</span></a></span> Dropping the production DB and wiping the backups is up there.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116480061134280417","date_published":"2026-04-28T02:51:22+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"02:51","date_timestamp":1777344682,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89130317","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> Your goat printer seems to be running out of ink.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478893608438999","date_published":"2026-04-27T21:54:27+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 21:54","date_timestamp":1777326867,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89128866","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span> Christwashing.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478793991167622","date_published":"2026-04-27T21:29:07+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 21:29","date_timestamp":1777325347,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89128640","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastox.eu/@ZackPolanski\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ZackPolanski</span></a></span> If you can't drive a car after a couple of pints you shouldn't be driving a country.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478782185189245","date_published":"2026-04-27T21:26:07+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 21:26","date_timestamp":1777325167,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89121007","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> I'm sorry Ben, but you can't extract gold from my posts. Not in any meaningful quantity.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478278757125786","date_published":"2026-04-27T19:18:05+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 19:18","date_timestamp":1777317485,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89119607","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>babe</span></a></span> Fuzzy, slightly camera shy vegan guys with long floppy ears. &lt;3</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478167359420536","date_published":"2026-04-27T18:49:46+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 18:49","date_timestamp":1777315786,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89118659","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> <a href=\"https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/tongue-out-dumb-dummy-asking-do-you-have-a-flag-gif-12099672\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">tenor.com/en-GB/view/tongue-ou</span><span class=\"invisible\">t-dumb-dummy-asking-do-you-have-a-flag-gif-12099672</span></a></p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478103473151824","date_published":"2026-04-27T18:33:31+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 18:33","date_timestamp":1777314811,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89118217","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@gsuberland\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> <br>Typographers: we've invented smart quotes to save you from the limitations of keyboards<br>Whoever this is: Hold my beer</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116478078144277683","date_published":"2026-04-27T18:27:04+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 18:27","date_timestamp":1777314424,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89115153","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://autistics.life/@Uair\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Uair</span></a></span> Reason I ask is my favourite peppers are really smoky and delicious cooked, but surprisingly sour raw.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116477923590649519","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:47:46+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:47","date_timestamp":1777312066,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89114731","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@adhdeanasl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gottalaff.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gottalaff.bsky.social</span></a></span> What's the world coming to? You can't even put people in concentration camps anymore without people comparing you to Hitler. So rude.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116477888324489261","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:38:48+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:38","date_timestamp":1777311528,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89111164","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://autistics.life/@Uair\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Uair</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@hacks4pancakes\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hacks4pancakes</span></a></span> Never tried one of those, what do they taste like?</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116477656603567494","date_published":"2026-04-27T16:39:52+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 16:39","date_timestamp":1777307992,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89109065","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span> Laugh at the alchemists all you want, but it turns out it is possible to turn lead into gold. All you need is a massive particle accelerator to accelerate the lead and sensitive enough equipment to detect the gold atoms in the microsecond they exist.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116477538719186378","date_published":"2026-04-27T16:09:53+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 16:09","date_timestamp":1777306193,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89090715","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@RickiTarr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>RickiTarr</span></a></span> Maybe if the steampunk revolving band guys weren't getting all the sex there'd be enough to go around.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116476248231997662","date_published":"2026-04-27T10:41:42+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 10:41","date_timestamp":1777286502,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89060817","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>babe</span></a></span> This one, for the photo. I believe it was entirely deliberate. Dunno how much of a rabbit hole it'll lead to, but it's glorious and everyone should see it.</p><p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Without_Hats\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_With</span><span class=\"invisible\">out_Hats</span></a></p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116472967596076914","date_published":"2026-04-26T20:47:24+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 20:47","date_timestamp":1777236444,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89055633","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jamesthomson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jamesthomson</span></a></span> You and your 943 partners.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116472563581826512","date_published":"2026-04-26T19:04:39+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 19:04","date_timestamp":1777230279,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89054918","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@sillyCoelophysis\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sillyCoelophysis</span></a></span> Vaultwarden is a Bitwarden implementation in Rust that's less resource hungry, it's worth taking a look at.</p><p>For videos I've been very happy with Jellyfin.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116472521433635306","date_published":"2026-04-26T18:53:56+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 18:53","date_timestamp":1777229636,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89054539","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@zak\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>zak</span></a></span> When I get around to it.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116472484745141462","date_published":"2026-04-26T18:44:36+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 18:44","date_timestamp":1777229076,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89031654","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@tayfonay\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tayfonay</span></a></span> Will a shark do? Because that exists.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116470875906054519","date_published":"2026-04-26T11:55:27+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 11:55","date_timestamp":1777204527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89031166","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.ai/@stavvers\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>stavvers</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> Looks less fundamental at that angle.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116470840560925619","date_published":"2026-04-26T11:46:28+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 11:46","date_timestamp":1777203988,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88993762","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>girlonthenet</span></a></span> Known issue. Those things are good for 30 years, tops. I tried to raise a warranty claim but I got nowhere, best of luck.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/woe2you/statuses/116466542358584624","date_published":"2026-04-25T17:33:22+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 17:33","date_timestamp":1777138402,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"81925969","content_html":"<p>Test toot, please ignore.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you/115884880288160788","date_published":"2026-01-13T00:09:03+00:00","author":{"name":"woe2you","url":"https://beige.party/@woe2you","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F876%2F509%2F529%2F468%2F200%2Foriginal%2F2aafaf07f91e7ae8.png","_microblog":{"username":"woe2you@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-13 00:09","date_timestamp":1768262943,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}