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@manton james carville also predicted he wouldn’t win the election IIRC

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i honestly hope he’s out well before the elections

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🎼I don’t want to 🎵 check my brain account 🎶

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov bsky.app/profile/whlt…

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STOP THE GENOCIDES @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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IMPEACH @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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@whltexbread.com well the carriage return didn’t work

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never again \\n @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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@bennet.senate.gov What is your plan? Have you contacted the USSC commander to remind him of his oath to the constitution?

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@degette.house.gov What can you do until you introduce articles of impeachment?

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov what is your plan?

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@druu.bsky.social the community that shares its egg sandwich recipes will not crack,

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@degette.house.gov can we start impeachment proceedings please? on potus and cabinet?

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(reply guys: i get the challenge with numbers in both chambers)

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@somedankinmycup.bsky.social uuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhhh

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@mrgan.com so “gift” has now gone full circle? give (v) -> gift (n) -> gift (v)?

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different weird phenomena: when adding an “s” changes the meaning of the word: wood -> woods

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@mrgan.com also a noun: gift

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@whltexbread.com it totally does, nice

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testing if alt text in my micropub client makes its way to bluesky

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@lscrapl.bsky.social 😔

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@boat.horse i’m in. native video distribution as a core principle, so we don’t end up with a youtube-like monolith

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maybe if we make decency seem obscene power will corrupt in the direction of public good 📷

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@daniel.sh i thought milk was stored in the balls?

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@shane.bsky.social i would like to add them to my linkedin network (derogatory)

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need to manufacture more “empty” time so i remember to see 📷 #whatimseeing

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@jonathancheng.bsky.social true true true

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@giromide.online i workout and shower just before morning meetings, and i have a rule to always have my shirt on before i open the laptop, ask me why

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@jonathancheng.bsky.social this seems good?

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@bouldercast.com i hope triphoondo treated you well

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@bouldercast.com is this bar ue

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@jesseapaul.bsky.social You’re a real one. Thank you.

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@emceekayvee.bsky.social Can’t. I’m losing my religion

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@zaneselvans.org i mean, they’re not wrong

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yikes tho

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@newqueuelure.bsky.social brooooooooo 😬

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i guess we’re having all the weather tomorrow

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after yesterday we all know we shouldn’t be surprised when all llm grammar gets significantly worse right

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[evan finds the third room by khruangbin comes on]\nme: turns it up\nyelling from across the room: isn’t this crunkadiddle?\nme: …yes\nme: …yes\nme: …yes\nme: …yes

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i…just saw a kristi noem/ice recruiting ad on youtube

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you know what? no more youtube for me.

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i am going to reach out to the creators i follow and let them know as well.

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protect the judiciary

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thisisreal.net/nokings/4…

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#nokings

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no kings in fort collins

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i came here to chew bubblegum and post bangers

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and i’m all outta bangers

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henceforth i will be responding to campaign text messages with the following:

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“does brenda know you’re texting me???”

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i will not be taking questions at this time

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new hobby: joining meditation “workouts” in the peloton app and giving everybody high fives

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who’s ready for some stagflation

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www.cnbc.com/2025/09/1…

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spamming social media is way cheaper than airdropping pamphlets i guess

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somebody should make a “stop doing platforms” meme

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who wants to come over later and play microsoft bob

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i, uh.

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this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.

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elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

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i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

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normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

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wonder why that might be.

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whoever invented the time/space continuum should be shot into a black hole

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(lovingly)

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tired: bathrooms where you can wave to yourself in the mirror while sitting on the commode

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wired: bathrooms where you can wave to passersby through a window while sitting on the commode

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