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firefox reinvented separate windows? what are we doing

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today in questionable branding choices: enjoy “Serenade” tissues 🤨

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov oh, and, remove Schumer from leadership

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov court reform too please

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oh and impeach and remove

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov But what action are you taking?

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@jimray.net you know what, i am going to take that random unsolicited survey i received a few days ago

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and then call my rep and senators

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@jimray.net how can we get our senators and representatives to hear this

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or more importantly, their consultants

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@newqueuelure.bsky.social love this. keep not making dire predictions

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@ericmbudd.com he sucks so much. remember like last week he said the dems won the gerrymandering war or whatever?

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(i’ve been calling neguse and telling him to oust jeffries)

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@ky.fyi thank you for writing this.

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@ericmbudd.com He’s not the only one, right?

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov how though? what actions are you taking?

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sure, a vote on a war powers bill.

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what else? how will you convince your colleagues on the other side of the aisle?

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@ericmbudd.com i thought maybe they were purchasing newly-built but unused buildings originally meant for data centers, but i was wrong

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also, i thought it seemed like bad timing? but then i wondered who will exit this position soon

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov what is the plan to end it?

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@whltexbread.com makes all the sense in the world. thought if you hadn’t already seen these that you’d get a kick out of it.

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thanks for doing cool things for all this time :)

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@rvbdrm.com bsky.app/profile/ceej…

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov this is what I’m hearing. how far along are we on removing Schumer from leadership?

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bsky.app/profile/whlt…

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov we impeach presidents who start illegal wars, right? and their administration with them?

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@boat.horse this is so cool. thanks for sharing!

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@manton james carville also predicted he wouldn’t win the election IIRC

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i honestly hope he’s out well before the elections

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🎼I don’t want to 🎵 check my brain account 🎶

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov bsky.app/profile/whlt…

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STOP THE GENOCIDES @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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IMPEACH @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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@whltexbread.com well the carriage return didn’t work

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never again \\n @bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper@senate.gov @neguse.house.gov

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@bennet.senate.gov What is your plan? Have you contacted the USSC commander to remind him of his oath to the constitution?

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@degette.house.gov What can you do until you introduce articles of impeachment?

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@hickenlooper.senate.gov what is your plan?

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@druu.bsky.social the community that shares its egg sandwich recipes will not crack,

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@degette.house.gov can we start impeachment proceedings please? on potus and cabinet?

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(reply guys: i get the challenge with numbers in both chambers)

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testing if alt text in my micropub client makes its way to bluesky

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\"the

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maybe if we make decency seem obscene power will corrupt in the direction of public good 📷

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need to manufacture more “empty” time so i remember to see 📷 #whatimseeing

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i guess we’re having all the weather tomorrow

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after yesterday we all know we shouldn’t be surprised when all llm grammar gets significantly worse right

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[evan finds the third room by khruangbin comes on]\nme: turns it up\nyelling from across the room: isn’t this crunkadiddle?\nme: …yes\nme: …yes\nme: …yes\nme: …yes

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i…just saw a kristi noem/ice recruiting ad on youtube

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you know what? no more youtube for me.

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i am going to reach out to the creators i follow and let them know as well.

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protect the judiciary

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thisisreal.net/nokings/4…

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#nokings

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no kings in fort collins

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i came here to chew bubblegum and post bangers

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and i’m all outta bangers

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henceforth i will be responding to campaign text messages with the following:

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“does brenda know you’re texting me???”

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i will not be taking questions at this time

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new hobby: joining meditation “workouts” in the peloton app and giving everybody high fives

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who’s ready for some stagflation

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www.cnbc.com/2025/09/1…

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spamming social media is way cheaper than airdropping pamphlets i guess

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somebody should make a “stop doing platforms” meme

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who wants to come over later and play microsoft bob

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i, uh.

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this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.

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elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

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i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

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normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

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wonder why that might be.

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