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wow</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qknnckbilz765r44nkpvpkn3/post/3mpmjk5xlt22j","date_published":"2026-07-01T22:04:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Andrew Catellier","url":"https://thisisreal.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FwhlteXbread%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"whlteXbread"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 22:04","date_timestamp":1782943471,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93950366","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://hickenlooper.senate.gov\">@hickenlooper.senate.gov</a> hear my voice: oust Schumer as leader and actually do something in your next term. impeach and convict all of them.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qknnckbilz765r44nkpvpkn3/post/3mpm4vzdkzs2l","date_published":"2026-07-01T18:18:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Andrew 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00:32","date_timestamp":1775694735,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://xoxo.zone/@whlteXbread/116371935827809631","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qknnckbilz765r44nkpvpkn3/post/3mizkpnnchl26"]}},{"id":"87793702","content_html":"<p>STOP THE GENOCIDES <a href=\"http://bennet.senate.gov\">@bennet.senate.gov</a> <a href=\"http://hickenlooper.senate.gov\">@hickenlooper.senate.gov</a> <a href=\"http://neguse.house.gov\">@neguse.house.gov</a></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1282/2026/f97946c22d-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"434\" alt=\"photo of an anti-trump rally with many people in the scene; focus of the image is a person holding a poster that says STOP THE GENOCIDES\" 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platforms” meme</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://whltexbread.micro.blog/2025/09/14/spamming-social-media-is-way.html","date_published":"2025-09-14T18:11:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Andrew Catellier","url":"https://thisisreal.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FwhlteXbread%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"whlteXbread"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-14 18:11","date_timestamp":1757873519,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://xoxo.zone/@whlteXbread/115204000487375117","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qknnckbilz765r44nkpvpkn3/post/3lysve3inbb27"]}},{"id":"72964311","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1282/2025/9387ac0793-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" 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