This blog is not suitable for kids: blog.laurencewarner.com
","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2026/06/15/this-blog-is-not-suitable/","date_published":"2026-06-15T15:12:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 15:12","date_timestamp":1781536350,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91746512","content_html":"📵 this month on smartphone detox:
\n📵 this month on smartphone detox:
\nI lost my Punkt MP02!
\nWhat should I replace it with? I’m thinking a rugged CAT phone
📵 this month on smartphone detox:
\nI accidentally wiped my Light Phone!
📵 this month on smartphone detox:
\nwe’re complacently letting Big Tech monopolies team up vs. humans 💀
📵 this month on smartphone detox:
\nI heard BTC fell (let’s hope the CO2 can too)
Del: LinkedIn
\nAlt: LaurenceWarner.com/cv
\nCtrl: your job-search too with a clean, printable resumé page.
Copy my Code: save styles.css & script.js, add your imgs, and edit index.html (leaving a link to mine pls!).\nNoCode? Try a Profile template on Carrd
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2026/01/26/del-linkedin-alt-laurencewarnercomcv-ctrl/","date_published":"2026-01-26T18:27:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-26 18:27","date_timestamp":1769452053,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"81883091","content_html":"📵 FirstWeek FlipPhone: The Smartphone Detox continues into 2026:
\n\nps see my journey last year from Punkt MP02 to going Light Phone III full-time: all 12x 1min vlogs from 2025 together on my article ..(thanks to M.b Studio!)
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2026/01/12/firstweek-flipphone-the-smartphone-detox/","date_published":"2026-01-12T12:44:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-12 12:44","date_timestamp":1768221847,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"76185486","content_html":"Ben's Polar Express in numbers: blog.laurencewarner.com
","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/10/20/bens-polar-express-in-numbers/","date_published":"2025-10-20T08:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-20 08:00","date_timestamp":1760947200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"74299756","content_html":"📵 light III is my phone: blog.laurencewarner.com
","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/09/25/light-iii-is-my-phone/","date_published":"2025-09-25T07:13:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-25 07:13","date_timestamp":1758784380,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"73657304","content_html":"🎙️Fulbrighter pod: \"Can Music Remake the Internet?\": blog.laurencewarner.com
","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/08/26/fulbrighter-pod-can-music-remake/","date_published":"2025-08-26T19:40:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-26 19:40","date_timestamp":1756237200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72116095","content_html":"🎙️Podcast appearance on the Outini's Date Keepers: \"Can Music Remake the Internet?\" (#arts): blog.laurencewarner.com
","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/08/26/podcast-appearance-on-the-outinis.html","date_published":"2025-08-26T19:40:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-26 19:40","date_timestamp":1756237200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3lxdbfphadh2d"]}},{"id":"71872669","content_html":"Musical Merch 🎭
\nby:
\nLaurence Warner*
\n& Hamilton
\n& SIX
\n& Experimental Jetset
\n& you?
(#arts)
\n![\"\"](\"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/uploads/2025/def17533f7.jpg\")
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/08/23/musical-merch-by-laurence-warner.html","date_published":"2025-08-23T10:17:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-23 10:17","date_timestamp":1755944220,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"70990467","content_html":"📵 this month, I keep my SIM out of my iPhone in prep for Light Phone 3 #tech
\n📹 on wa.rner.me :
\n\n
joining Wellington College as a part-time Computer Science Teacher (#tech)
\n2025: job centre -> job x2
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/08/02/joining-wellington-college-as-a.html","date_published":"2025-08-02T09:06:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-02 09:06","date_timestamp":1754125560,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3lvft4lwrfv2f"]}},{"id":"69850944","content_html":"![](\"https://micro.blog/books/9780061793554/cover.jpg\")
Finished reading: Marley & Me by John Grogan 📚 🔏
\nwith the Phoebe from Friends approach to Old Yeller (ie it ended with them happily growing old in Pencilvania)
📵 this month, my #tech loving brother says do what you want with your iPhone
\nFor me that’s not putting my SIM in it anymore!
📹 on wa.rner.me :
\n\n
![](\"https://micro.blog/books/9780008328948/cover.jpg\")
Finished reading: Death on the Nile by Agatha Christie 📚
\nestate greedier than Simon Doyle asking £10 for latest version with scarab on cover.. and p.228 still has a typo!
\n(#arts)
📵 this month, my #tech sceptic brother yearns for our new Light Phones
\n📹 on wa.rner.me :
\n\n
learning to fall in love with JS: coding my own FirstWeek FlipPhone countdown timer: (trial page)
\nspent a fair amount of my day working around how .getDay() does the very American Gothic thing of starting the week from Sunday = 0 in the script
\nin June I’ll make it 🎉 for 7 days
\n(#tech)
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/05/30/learning-to-fall-in-love.html","date_published":"2025-05-30T17:15:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-30 17:15","date_timestamp":1748625309,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3lqfqdshhzx22"]}},{"id":"65124839","content_html":"Us Brits miss seeing @jasraj in real life, but he’s very much back on M.b if you want to follow someone who posts more about the #arts here!
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/05/23/us-brits-miss-seeing-jasraj.html","date_published":"2025-05-23T19:51:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-23 19:51","date_timestamp":1748029860,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3lpufqdi3jg2g"]}},{"id":"65109450","content_html":"Ctrl-Alt-Rap g00g diss:
\n\n\nLaurence Warner - Singer. Can’t you hear I’m a real rapper?
\n
apparently they can (#arts)
\n![\"\"](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fblog.laurencewarner.com%2Fuploads%2F2025%2F51b305380b.png\")
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/05/23/ctrlaltrap-gg-diss-laurence-warner.html","date_published":"2025-05-23T16:16:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-23 16:16","date_timestamp":1748016960,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3lptzqy4mz32e"]}},{"id":"64209015","content_html":"back on FirstWeek Flip Phone.. with a tiny bit more flex on smartphone usage, while waiting on delayed Light Phone III
\n(#tech)
📹
\n\n
‘First Week’ Flip Phone over (after extending thru a really difficult month)
\n(#tech)
📹
\n\n
who says you need to be a pop-star to be racking up press?
\nSorta of community that has a charming fortnightly newsletter is one reason I’m going full-time after Easter teaching STEM at Chalfonts.
\nanother teacher: “just Monday-Thursday?”
\nme: “yeah like I said, full-time”
![\"\"](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fblog.laurencewarner.com%2Fuploads%2F2025%2F70d8678909.jpg\")
\n","summary":"","url":"https://blog.laurencewarner.com/2025/04/04/who-says-you-need-to.html","date_published":"2025-04-04T11:04:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Laurence Warner","url":"https://LaurenceWarner.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F08%2F52590.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"warner"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-04 11:04","date_timestamp":1743764640,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qetlqv6vu37tuidfehpy6ue3/post/3llybgulp2d2q"]}}]}