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\nTim Biakabatuka,
\nTim Biakabatukaaaaaaa
\nWhich nobody can deny
@jfruh.bsky.social (source: r/atheism, natch)
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\nI tried to gift it to my dog but she said “you fool! do you not remember that I was the one who introduced you to the Swan Boy?” then huffed and went back to sleep
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\nThis pirate boy knew he annoyed her
\nBut despite all mom’s groans
\nHis flag’s skull and crossbones
\nWere what she’d promised to embroider
@davidmalki.com I’ll draw ghosts, mummies, vampires, weird fish
\nSimply whisper what creature you wish
\nBut! Your eldest child’s spirit
\nWill be trapped in there near it
\nThat’s the price of my spooky commish
@simko-bednarski.bsky.social Rippling’s ad makes sense to me. Software as a Service (SaaS) (as opposed to software you install yourself) is a term that people who do corporate software purchases would know.
\nBad pun and crap visual, but it’s coherent in that context: “Ripping is a good SaaS app and using it won’t make you sad”
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social I just visited Mister Landlord Dot Com and instinctively closed the tab the instant it loaded because it felt like a This Domain Is Parked page
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\nen.wiktionary.org/wiki/cincinn…