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Made a “wristlet” to organize my (also homemade) bag!

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  1. Never use adjectives.
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  2. End each paragraph with a question.
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  3. Begin questions with the word “evidence”.
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  4. Whenever you are tempted to write an ellipsis, scrap the project and move onto another one.\nFollow these tips and you’ll be a best-selling writer in no time!
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I’m part of a webring but since it’s based on domain name and doesn’t appear to group subdomains together, I can’t put a link to it on this blog. You can find my actual webring page at trillionalyssa.net, which aside from the webring link is desolate.

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When I get assigned a truck I’m going to put a picture of it on here. Also I do a lot of knitting and crochet and sewing so I’ll probably post progress and finished products here as they come into existence.

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I actually wanted to build my own website from scratch instead of getting a hosted blog, but it turns out trucking keeps you incredibly busy and I don’t see myself having time to set that up in the near future.

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I just finished training as a truck driver, but I don’t have a truck yet. I was hired for team driving and there’s not a single woman looking for a teammate at my company within 200 miles. There are men, but not many.

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If you’re seeing this on bluesky or some other app, you’re probably looking at a mirror. The authoritative host is my micro.blog, micro.trillionalyssa.net. It doesn’t look like bluesky automatically adds a link back here.

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By the way, I’m posting a lot today so I have some dummy posts to look at while working on the blog theme. I will not post nearly so often once I have thing set up. I’m gonna be posting a lot of junk for the rest of today.

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I think I’ve set up a link to a bluesky account. Let’s see if it works.

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Good morning everyone. I’m not actually talking to you, but I am saying something of substance. It’s not morning either, but it is for you as you’re reading this. Please delete this message and anyone who has received it.

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