{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - High Protein Tim","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/timonus@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"153259","username":"timonus@mastodon.social","bio":"iOS at Retro. Previously at Patreon, Instagram, Pinterest, Flipboard. Creator of @Opener, @closeup, Burst, Wootie, and some other apps.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"96160131","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://threads.net/@chancehmiller/\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chancehmiller</span></a></span> our long battle is over</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117134243426887408","date_published":"2026-08-21T15:38:32+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:38","date_timestamp":1787326712,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96160047","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Gargron\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Gargron</span></a></span> worst video game</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117134233767594461","date_published":"2026-08-21T15:36:05+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:36","date_timestamp":1787326565,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96098282","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://podcastindex.social/@js\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>js</span></a></span> </p><p>Step 1. Convince the iOS community to switch to cool new UIMenu system<br>Step 2. Make that menu system do weird things to host controls, also make it slower<br>Step 3. Profit?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117128438305131199","date_published":"2026-08-20T15:02:13+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 15:02","date_timestamp":1787238133,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96069182","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gregheo\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gregheo</span></a></span> I do not recall but I believe it 😆</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117125527086859242","date_published":"2026-08-20T02:41:51+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 02:41","date_timestamp":1787193711,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96069169","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Catfish_Man\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Catfish_Man</span></a></span></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/125/523/793/552/821/original/cc467ed9d278e2cb.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117125524068050173","date_published":"2026-08-20T02:41:05+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 02:41","date_timestamp":1787193665,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96068316","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Catfish_Man\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Catfish_Man</span></a></span> guess I’ll need to update / deprecate this at some point <a href=\"https://objectionable-c.com/posts/tagged-pointer-string-keys/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">objectionable-c.com/posts/tagg</span><span class=\"invisible\">ed-pointer-string-keys/</span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117125366672283966","date_published":"2026-08-20T02:01:03+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 02:01","date_timestamp":1787191263,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96067777","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Aaronvegh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Aaronvegh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://me.dm/@anildash\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anildash</span></a></span> I used to use a Yubikey for this too!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117125268352823148","date_published":"2026-08-20T01:36:03+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 01:36","date_timestamp":1787189763,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96063263","content_html":"<p>Focused on a problem so hard my head hurts</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117124779571365651","date_published":"2026-08-19T23:31:45+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-19 23:31","date_timestamp":1787182305,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95992625","content_html":"<p>Random discovery: if you happen to work on a camera/filters app that packages .cube/.lut files for image processing those tend to compress _really well_. If you bundle compressed versions you could reduce your app size significantly. <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/iosdev\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iosdev</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117118258783300788","date_published":"2026-08-18T19:53:26+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 19:53","date_timestamp":1787082806,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95936266","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tech.lgbt/@jnadeau\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jnadeau</span></a></span> Aqua 2</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117112866661565185","date_published":"2026-08-17T21:02:08+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 21:02","date_timestamp":1787000528,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95768644","content_html":"<p>Ok, this still baffles me. As I type more and the results are getting closer to what I’m looking for *rug pull* the results are collapsed. Pressing enter kicks off a Siri request, doesn’t expand results. This makes no sense at all. <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/ios27\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ios27</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/siriai\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>siriai</span></a></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/094/626/655/736/079/original/ccd52a61ead3a671.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117094628785518356","date_published":"2026-08-14T15:44:00+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 15:44","date_timestamp":1786722240,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95712205","content_html":"<p>New blog post:</p><p>Ask not what Siri can do for you<br>or: how to remove those \"Ask Siri\" UIMenu entries</p><p><a href=\"https://objectionable-c.com/posts/maybe-dont-ask-siri/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">objectionable-c.com/posts/mayb</span><span class=\"invisible\">e-dont-ask-siri/</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/iosdev\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iosdev</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117089252116128024","date_published":"2026-08-13T16:56:39+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-13 16:56","date_timestamp":1786640199,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95709714","content_html":"<p>Please write tests for your URL schemes</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117089052870097570","date_published":"2026-08-13T16:05:59+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-13 16:05","date_timestamp":1786637159,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95674486","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@strnmn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>strnmn</span></a></span> Thank you!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117085765482534968","date_published":"2026-08-13T02:09:57+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-13 02:09","date_timestamp":1786586997,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95668700","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@strnmn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>strnmn</span></a></span> also feels pretty weird there's not a legit opt out. I get automatically including it where it makes sense but at least give devs a way to remove it when it doesn't.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117085036732535669","date_published":"2026-08-12T23:04:37+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 23:04","date_timestamp":1786575877,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95668681","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@strnmn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>strnmn</span></a></span> it's showing up in Opener (<a href=\"https://opener.link/get\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">opener.link/get</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>) in a lot of places where I don't think it makes sense</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F085%2F032%2F829%2F799%2F239%2Foriginal%2F11b1e4d31bc6ea71.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F085%2F033%2F162%2F030%2F038%2Foriginal%2Fac679e96cfe02e10.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F085%2F033%2F471%2F323%2F655%2Foriginal%2Ff31ccd76857d9f6b.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117085033737832817","date_published":"2026-08-12T23:03:52+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 23:03","date_timestamp":1786575832,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95647955","content_html":"<p>hello _intelligentAssistantActionWithIdentifier:configuration: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/iosdev\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iosdev</span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117083437173545498","date_published":"2026-08-12T16:17:50+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 16:17","date_timestamp":1786551470,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95644278","content_html":"<p>UnclearableBadges.app</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117083159205658615","date_published":"2026-08-12T15:07:09+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 15:07","date_timestamp":1786547229,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95603798","content_html":"<p>Has anybody figured out how to get rid of the “Ask Siri” context menu entries in iOS 27? <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/iosdev\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iosdev</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117079079084229900","date_published":"2026-08-11T21:49:31+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 21:49","date_timestamp":1786484971,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95587170","content_html":"<p>That’s new. Safari share extension in the latest iOS 27 betas. Just launches the URL in Safari.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F077%2F689%2F766%2F908%2F291%2Foriginal%2F9c0aae060db183ec.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117077757725686291","date_published":"2026-08-11T16:13:29+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 16:13","date_timestamp":1786464809,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95584250","content_html":"<p>This seems really cool. Wish Apple would just sell a standalone Touch ID module. <a href=\"https://tinytouch.dev/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>tinytouch.dev/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117077517684233716","date_published":"2026-08-11T15:12:26+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 15:12","date_timestamp":1786461146,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95537866","content_html":"<p>Be the shareholder you want to create value for in the world</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117073007884046829","date_published":"2026-08-10T20:05:32+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 20:05","date_timestamp":1786392332,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95487842","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@kyleve\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kyleve</span></a></span> used Sentry at Patreon and my side projects recently. Was pretty impressed.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117068855131037032","date_published":"2026-08-10T02:29:26+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 02:29","date_timestamp":1786328966,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95476526","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@chadpod\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chadpod</span></a></span> 😍 excited for mine</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117067950711207991","date_published":"2026-08-09T22:39:25+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-09 22:39","date_timestamp":1786315165,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95403744","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@justkwin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>justkwin</span></a></span> Godspeed</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117060073861562711","date_published":"2026-08-08T13:16:14+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-08 13:16","date_timestamp":1786194974,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95367597","content_html":"<p>This list continues to deliver delight for my peers when used for test usernames 😆 <a href=\"https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Dave_Ryder\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Dave_Ryd</span><span class=\"invisible\">er</span></a></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/055/780/426/263/441/original/619b906d8d47d513.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117055782590020757","date_published":"2026-08-07T19:04:55+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-07 19:04","date_timestamp":1786129495,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95321321","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>codinghorror</span></a></span> the three most common words any LLM will say to a man: you're absolutely right!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117051214446798548","date_published":"2026-08-06T23:43:10+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 23:43","date_timestamp":1786059790,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95318360","content_html":"<p>Ooh, Mixpanel now supports <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Passkeys\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Passkeys</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117050889721921287","date_published":"2026-08-06T22:20:35+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 22:20","date_timestamp":1786054835,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95299567","content_html":"<p>Man, fuck cancer</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117049316272204452","date_published":"2026-08-06T15:40:26+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 15:40","date_timestamp":1786030826,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95265272","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@kyleve\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kyleve</span></a></span> happy someone is finding it entertaining</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117046027121338569","date_published":"2026-08-06T01:43:58+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 01:43","date_timestamp":1785980638,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95265115","content_html":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to pass the torch and demote myself to my natural state: a tormentor. I'll be stepping back from leading product for the torment nexus and will continue on as an advisor.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117046004378913765","date_published":"2026-08-06T01:38:11+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 01:38","date_timestamp":1785980291,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95212321","content_html":"<p>The current state of Siri AI on watchOS has me very excited to try the <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Pebble\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Pebble</span></a> Index 01</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117040838302449917","date_published":"2026-08-05T03:44:23+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-05 03:44","date_timestamp":1785901463,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95181893","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Aaronvegh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Aaronvegh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anilineapps\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anilineapps</span></a></span> got it hooked up, thanks! A bug report: it looks like URLs aren’t handled on cold start. Probably need to handle them in the -scene:willConnectToSession:options: call (they’re in options.URLContexts)</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/117/037/760/034/114/760/original/49f8769057a0da60.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117037762054189741","date_published":"2026-08-04T14:42:03+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-04 14:42","date_timestamp":1785854523,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95140424","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@SecularJeffrey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>SecularJeffrey</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@kyleve\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kyleve</span></a></span> WELCOME TO TOOT DOME</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117033431151156832","date_published":"2026-08-03T20:20:39+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-03 20:20","date_timestamp":1785788439,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95136275","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Aaronvegh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Aaronvegh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anilineapps\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anilineapps</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Opener\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Opener</span></a></span> perfect! Will give a short tonight</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117033073831844444","date_published":"2026-08-03T18:49:46+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-03 18:49","date_timestamp":1785782986,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95121887","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tapbots.social/@paul\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>paul</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@marcoarment\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>marcoarment</span></a></span> it’s like an e-bike for your mind</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117031828296042119","date_published":"2026-08-03T13:33:01+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-03 13:33","date_timestamp":1785763981,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95089992","content_html":"<p>Does anyone know how Indigo by <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anilineapps\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anilineapps</span></a></span>'s URL scheme works? I see they've noted they have one in their release notes but haven't been able to get it to open any Mastodon or Bsky URLs. Would love to add it to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Opener\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Opener</span></a></span>.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117027846519256090","date_published":"2026-08-02T20:40:24+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-02 20:40","date_timestamp":1785703224,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95028832","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.panic.com/@cabel\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cabel</span></a></span> where in Colorado?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117020540528552319","date_published":"2026-08-01T13:42:23+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 13:42","date_timestamp":1785591743,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95005434","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@kylebshr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kylebshr</span></a></span> slight lean towards colorful</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117017897070123344","date_published":"2026-08-01T02:30:07+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 02:30","date_timestamp":1785551407,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94979052","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@BasicAppleGuy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>BasicAppleGuy</span></a></span> GCD still kicks ass</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timonus/statuses/117015363795631514","date_published":"2026-07-31T15:45:53+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 15:45","date_timestamp":1785512753,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94876599","content_html":"<p>I don’t get why this is here. In what world would I *not* want to see results?</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F005%2F484%2F331%2F211%2F912%2Foriginal%2F6f01efd8740a6f58.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117005484607313791","date_published":"2026-07-29T21:53:28+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 21:53","date_timestamp":1785362008,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94874991","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/117004154646830637\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@macrumors/117</span><span class=\"invisible\">004154646830637</span></a></p><p>🙌</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"macrumors@mastodon.social\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F303%2F948%2F503%2F332%2F365%2Foriginal%2F310e800cb5585cdd.jpg\">\n<p>iOS 27 Lets You Hide the Messages Button Everyone Hits by Mistake <a href=\"https://www.macrumors.com/how-to/ios-hide-dictation-messages-button/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=mastodon\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">macrumors.com/how-to/ios-hide-</span><span class=\"invisible\">dictation-messages-button/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=mastodon</span></a></p>\n<footer>macrumors@mastodon.social <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/117004154646830637\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.social/@macrumors/117004154646830637</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/117005325419713713","date_published":"2026-07-29T21:12:59+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 21:12","date_timestamp":1785359579,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94690046","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/116963315470756002\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@noybeu/116963</span><span class=\"invisible\">315470756002</span></a></p><p>Not European but wholeheartedly want this</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"noybeu@mastodon.social\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F106%2F493%2F575%2F070%2F050%2F794%2Foriginal%2Fea675bcfc6877a44.png\">\n<p>🍪 There's one thing we can all agree on: we're fed up with misleading cookie banners. 🚫 And we finally have a chance to get rid of them!</p>\n<p>💡 The solution? Simple! Express your privacy preferences once, for example via your browser or device, and have them respected permanently.</p>\n<p>📃 A proposal to end this tracking circus is currently on the table of EU lawmakers – and could easily simplify things for everyone in the European Union. </p>\n<p>➡️ <a href=\"https://killthecookiebanner.eu/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>killthecookiebanner.eu/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>\n<footer>noybeu@mastodon.social <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/116963315470756002\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.social/@noybeu/116963315470756002</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116986939453750526","date_published":"2026-07-26T15:17:12+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 15:17","date_timestamp":1785079032,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94608737","content_html":"<p>mo' tokens mo' problems</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116977309172979784","date_published":"2026-07-24T22:28:05+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 22:28","date_timestamp":1784932085,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94600340","content_html":"<p>The order of operations on `??` strikes again</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116976565482168232","date_published":"2026-07-24T19:18:57+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 19:18","date_timestamp":1784920737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94484611","content_html":"<p>Slippery slop slope</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116965755586258697","date_published":"2026-07-22T21:29:52+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 21:29","date_timestamp":1784755792,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94483224","content_html":"<p>Money well spent</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F965%2F633%2F993%2F848%2F905%2Foriginal%2Fa5b2ac53e45f585a.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116965634275652569","date_published":"2026-07-22T20:59:00+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 20:59","date_timestamp":1784753940,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94294734","content_html":"<p>Hell hath no fury like a toddler unnapped</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116948759812847300","date_published":"2026-07-19T21:27:37+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 21:27","date_timestamp":1784496457,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94232328","content_html":"<p>Ah yes, The Odyssey</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F941%2F610%2F638%2F589%2F761%2Foriginal%2F9568af4d89ca9e79.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116941610956994899","date_published":"2026-07-18T15:09:34+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 15:09","date_timestamp":1784387374,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94204744","content_html":"<p>Ensubiffication</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus/116938542208191827","date_published":"2026-07-18T02:09:08+00:00","author":{"name":"High Protein Tim","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timonus","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F073%2F018%2Foriginal%2Fb8f86ec2aa453b6f.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"timonus@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 02:09","date_timestamp":1784340548,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}