{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - timberwraith","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/timberwraith@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1364744","username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social","bio":"I used to scribble things here. But I think it's time to scribble more privately.\n\nI'm just some ghost tree with an occasional attitude. Don't mind me.\n\nI'm off to the forest, to groove with the other trees.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":3,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png"},"items":[{"id":"90850876","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> 💕</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116632189904507089","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:39:43+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:39","date_timestamp":1779665983,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90850731","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mendeddrum.org/@Nikkileah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Nikkileah</span></a></span> 💕</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116632165332687984","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:33:28+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:33","date_timestamp":1779665608,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90850719","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaosfem.tw/@YouShallNotPass\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>YouShallNotPass</span></a></span> 💕</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116632163546382840","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:33:01+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:33","date_timestamp":1779665581,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90850369","content_html":"<p>Hey, updated profile bio and a new banner image too. That's the Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania in my banner. I've been there on a few occasions. It's quite lovely. I took the picture in the fall of 2007. It was a wonderful trip.</p><p>I'm pulling back from this space for the foreseeable future. I'll be around from time to time but not like I used to be.</p><p>Take care everyone.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116632132506366767","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:25:07+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:25","date_timestamp":1779665107,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90784651","content_html":"<p>[sigh]</p><p>Okay, I'm gonna just take a break from this place.</p><p>See ya in the funny papers folks.</p><p>Don't eat too many Doritos while I'm away. A salad might be better once in while.</p><p>[digs hands in bag of chips]</p><p>😏 Or not.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116625294484831188","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:26:07+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:26","date_timestamp":1779560767,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90784242","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://musicians.today/@DuchessOfSnork\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DuchessOfSnork</span></a></span> 😏 Use it as you may.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625244577368091","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:13:26+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:13","date_timestamp":1779560006,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783780","content_html":"<p>So, there are many things about human sexuality that pass me by. I just don't get it. I can understand things abstractly but personal understanding is kind of faded, spotty, and unreliable.</p><p>Many of you seem alien to me.</p><p>I probably seem alien to me.</p><p>It's a thing.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625211615086341","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:05:03+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:05","date_timestamp":1779559503,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783712","content_html":"<p>I don't work the same inside as most other humans.</p><p>But, you could probably sense that already, LOL.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625203786066908","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:03:03+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:03","date_timestamp":1779559383,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783701","content_html":"<p>As someone who is asexual and for whom sex (the act of sexual relations between human beings) and sexual desire occupy so little of my being as to be largely non-functional, vestigial entities, there are things that I just don't fully understand.</p><p>I'm gray-asexual. Bits and pieces of \"sexuality\" work for brief periods of time for me, sparingly, and to limited effect. I catch threads of understanding in these matters but they are attenuated and often inscrutable to me.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625203052974939","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:02:52+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:02","date_timestamp":1779559372,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783522","content_html":"<p>In case it wasn't clear, the word \"sex\" in this post means \"bumping uglies\" to put matters in less delicate ways.</p><p>I assumed my referencing being asexual mad that clear but it might not have.</p><p><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116625093969895216\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@timberwraith/</span><span class=\"invisible\">116625093969895216</span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625181227059591","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:57:19+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:57","date_timestamp":1779559039,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783340","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@GreenRoc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GreenRoc</span></a></span> Because the two have been defined in ways that spill into and over each other so much that they have merged into each other as exchangeable concepts and words.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625157239557341","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:51:13+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:51","date_timestamp":1779558673,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783314","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@GreenRoc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GreenRoc</span></a></span> The definitions have varied so much across my lifetime that you'll notice that I usually type \"sex/gender\" in much of my writing.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625154370824287","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:50:29+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:50","date_timestamp":1779558629,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783262","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@GreenRoc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GreenRoc</span></a></span> I think you've hit on something quite important. \"Sex\" and \"gender\" mean very different things to different people.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625149337390352","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:49:13+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:49","date_timestamp":1779558553,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783151","content_html":"<p>It's OK, I guess. I don't put a lot of effort into being fully legibly human these days. I've started to assume the species is odd in ways that just pass me by. Eh, it's a thing.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116625134803922120","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:45:31+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:45","date_timestamp":1779558331,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90782837","content_html":"<p>Yeah OK, I guess that's how it works for many humans but I look at this as someone who is asexual and I go 🤷‍♀️😶🫩</p><p>\"Everything is gender, but to understand gender you must understand sex.\"</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116625093969895216","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:35:08+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:35","date_timestamp":1779557708,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90750748","content_html":"<p>Nothing in this world is safe.</p><p>All that was once pure, has been defiled.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F621%2F886%2F697%2F356%2F075%2Foriginal%2F1f9d40de31d2eec8.png\" alt=\"‪David Brauer‬\n@dbrauer.net‬\n3h\n\n[picture:]\nThe USS Enterprise from the original series orbits over a blue planet in shadow. Appearing above the ship, in the classic Star Trek font, is the decidedly wrong title, \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116621904283160182","date_published":"2026-05-23T04:03:57+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 04:03","date_timestamp":1779509037,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90747837","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> Oh my. 😏</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621479348590853","date_published":"2026-05-23T02:15:53+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 02:15","date_timestamp":1779502553,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90747719","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> \"In case there's ninjas or something.\" LOL 😄</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621471054316571","date_published":"2026-05-23T02:13:46+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 02:13","date_timestamp":1779502426,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90747678","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> I figured he was worried because of the health issues you've had in recent months.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621467685291946","date_published":"2026-05-23T02:12:55+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 02:12","date_timestamp":1779502375,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90747399","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> Aw, he loves you.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621446653063343","date_published":"2026-05-23T02:07:34+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 02:07","date_timestamp":1779502054,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90746963","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> \"'murder fun!' level of excited.\"</p><p>Oh, I remember that. That's when I'd disengage from kitty so that I wouldn't be murdered, LOL.</p><p>Glad to hear that Oliver is peacefully snoozing. Sounds like he has had a busy evening! 💕</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621392703800017","date_published":"2026-05-23T01:53:51+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 01:53","date_timestamp":1779501231,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90746342","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> 😏</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621330077458884","date_published":"2026-05-23T01:37:55+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 01:37","date_timestamp":1779500275,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90744310","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@snornik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>snornik</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@PatrickoftheG\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PatrickoftheG</span></a></span> I mean, I do to. That's what's most natural. But I also have certain frames of mind where I drop out of language and operate on a more intuitive non-verbal level?</p><p>I do both but having language present is more dominant.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621089945268914","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:36:51+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:36","date_timestamp":1779496611,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90744164","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> She would sometimes bite out of affection and excitement. A few painful nips now and then but she very, very rarely broke skin.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621073596094138","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:32:42+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:32","date_timestamp":1779496362,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90744101","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> I remember the unintended scratches from my cat friend when she was alive. Yeah. I get it.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621065937528605","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:30:45+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:30","date_timestamp":1779496245,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90744076","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> Yeah, that's a good idea. Cats can get a little too \"playful\" sometimes, LOL.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621062541984610","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:29:53+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:29","date_timestamp":1779496193,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90743963","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@snornik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>snornik</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@PatrickoftheG\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PatrickoftheG</span></a></span> Underneath every word is a bundle of intuitive concepts, emotional associations, memories, etc. It depends upon the word. The word is just an internal symbolic \"nexus\" for the intersection of the things I mentioned.</p><p>It's possible to feel the stuff that lies under a word if one learns how to.</p><p>I think meditation is probably helpful with sorting stuff like this out?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621051290480818","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:27:01+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:27","date_timestamp":1779496021,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90743890","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> I think it's cute when cat bat me in the face... as long as their little claws stay inside their paws when they do it.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621040460947939","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:24:16+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:24","date_timestamp":1779495856,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90743848","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gwynnion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwynnion</span></a></span> Ah, cats are so lovingly annoying at times. Part of their adorableness is the annoying quirks.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/timberwraith/statuses/116621034060229353","date_published":"2026-05-23T00:22:38+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 00:22","date_timestamp":1779495758,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90736753","content_html":"<p>DNC chair Ken Martin looks like a real weenie.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116620517335931074","date_published":"2026-05-22T22:11:14+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 22:11","date_timestamp":1779487874,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90731934","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116620176621485191\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@wikihow/11662</span><span class=\"invisible\">0176621485191</span></a></p><p>You pose nude for it, apparently.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"wikihow@mastodon.social\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F417%2F391%2Foriginal%2F1249d3cde59155ba.jpg\">\n<p>How to Reset a Car's Automatic Window After Replacing the Battery</p>\n<footer>wikihow@mastodon.social <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116620176621485191\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.social/@wikihow/116620176621485191</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116620193976720937","date_published":"2026-05-22T20:49:00+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 20:49","date_timestamp":1779482940,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90730920","content_html":"<p>Meanwhile, in other news, the zombie fungus on Trump's right hand appears to be spreading.</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mmhik3biwk2g\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/p</span><span class=\"invisible\">ost/3mmhik3biwk2g</span></a></p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F620%2F059%2F893%2F174%2F684%2Foriginal%2F6dde72e24e4e519b.jpg\" alt=\"A picture of Donald Trump standing in front of three u.s. flags. The top of his right hand is noticeably discolored by what appears to be a poorly matching layer of makeup. His right hand is noticeably lighter in color than his left hand, because of the makeup.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F620%2F060%2F309%2F340%2F457%2Foriginal%2F61fbbd160429cdfb.jpg\" alt=\"A cropped version of the previous photo shows Trump's right hand, as a closer view. A light colored makeup covers most of the top surface of his hand.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116620074641207760","date_published":"2026-05-22T20:18:39+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 20:18","date_timestamp":1779481119,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90727028","content_html":"<p>I'm really enjoying watching the yo-yo effect taking place in my follower numbers this month.</p><p>I can tell there are new people who read something I write and are like, \"Wow. That was pretty good. I'll follow her.\"</p><p>And then a few hours to a few days later, they'll read something from one of my darker moods and say, \"Oh my gods, what the FUCK is wrong with her?\" and they go away, LOL.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116619737305679916","date_published":"2026-05-22T18:52:52+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 18:52","date_timestamp":1779475972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90726722","content_html":"<p>So, the Republican Party in the u.s. and the Labour Party in the UK turned out to be the nazi party for each country?</p><p>The main difference is that Labour is the more apologetic of the two nazi parties?</p><p>I'm still trying to figure this timeline out.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116619714613557364","date_published":"2026-05-22T18:47:05+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 18:47","date_timestamp":1779475625,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90725848","content_html":"<p>Is it bad that I don't feel bad when an evil computer killed a tech company CEO in this episode of The X-Files?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116619670623847621","date_published":"2026-05-22T18:35:54+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 18:35","date_timestamp":1779474954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90723869","content_html":"<p>I don't think it's hard to read between the lines, here. Trump is too sick to attend his own son's wedding.</p><p>The alternative is that junior did something to piss him off.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F619%2F550%2F951%2F062%2F285%2Foriginal%2F37f5cab9c0e5a9e6.webp\" alt=\"Donald J. Trump\n@realDonaldTrump\n\nWhile I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time. Congratulations to Don and Bettina! President DONALD J. TRUMP\n\n5/22/26, 10:11 AM\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116619560375093168","date_published":"2026-05-22T18:07:52+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 18:07","date_timestamp":1779473272,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90714872","content_html":"<p>OK, mastodon.social is shitting the bed gloriously I see.</p><p>See y'all later.</p><p>Some time after they feed the hamsters that make this instance go...</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116619032883023537","date_published":"2026-05-22T15:53:43+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 15:53","date_timestamp":1779465223,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90683930","content_html":"<p>I just noticed a post on Bluesky that mentioned that Dr. Jey McCreight was attached my a transphobe in late April and has been in recovery since then.</p><p>If you were around atheist circles in the early aughts, you might remember them from back then.</p><p>Anyway, there is a fundraiser for their expenses resulting from the attack:<br><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/jeymccreight.bsky.social/post/3mmezawj4ws2i\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bsky.app/profile/jeymccreight.</span><span class=\"invisible\">bsky.social/post/3mmezawj4ws2i</span></a></p><p>This is the story of their attack and recovery:<br><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/jeymccreight/reel/DYlqdCPOoov/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">instagram.com/jeymccreight/ree</span><span class=\"invisible\">l/DYlqdCPOoov/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116616414318908689","date_published":"2026-05-22T04:47:47+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 04:47","date_timestamp":1779425267,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90683606","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://freethought.online/@pzmyers\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>pzmyers</span></a></span> Hey, I don't know if you heard, but Jey McCreight was attacked by a transphobe in late April and has been in recovery since then.</p><p>I just noticed a post about this on Bluesky and I thought you might want to know.</p><p>The story of their attack:<br><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/jeymccreight/reel/DYlqdCPOoov/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">instagram.com/jeymccreight/ree</span><span class=\"invisible\">l/DYlqdCPOoov/</span></a></p><p>A fund raiser to help pay for their expenses resulting from the attack:<br><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/jeymccreight.bsky.social/post/3mmezawj4ws2i\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bsky.app/profile/jeymccreight.</span><span class=\"invisible\">bsky.social/post/3mmezawj4ws2i</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116616380031118234","date_published":"2026-05-22T04:39:04+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 04:39","date_timestamp":1779424744,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90680429","content_html":"<p>The sheriff is scratching his chin WITH A PIECE OF EVIDENCE from a murder scene.</p><p>What the fuck?</p><p>(The X-Files, season 1, episode 4)</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F615%2F935%2F914%2F196%2F683%2Foriginal%2F88cb0c6543f2ce03.png\" alt=\"A picture of a forest scene with a law officer holding a wallet up to his chin, and rubbing the wallet on his chin.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615943866361844","date_published":"2026-05-22T02:48:08+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 02:48","date_timestamp":1779418088,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90679421","content_html":"<p>The X-Files claims this is a lake in northwestern Iowa. 😂</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F615%2F809%2F672%2F057%2F812%2Foriginal%2F98c07cbfb07bf273.png\" alt=\"A scene with a lake surrounded by low lying mountains. Scully and Mulder are in the foreground looking for clues near the shoreline.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615827549215575","date_published":"2026-05-22T02:18:33+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 02:18","date_timestamp":1779416313,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90679087","content_html":"<p>I'm watching 1993 X-Files. I had forgotten that white hose/tights were a common part of women's fashion then.</p><p>It *really* does not go well with light grey or light beige business attire. What a washed-out color pallet. </p><p>I mean, it works with other colors but those two? Not so much.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615791836190544","date_published":"2026-05-22T02:09:28+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 02:09","date_timestamp":1779415768,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90676189","content_html":"<p>I don't know about sword and sandal movies.</p><p>I'm more into machine pistols and stilettos movies.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615525617305920","date_published":"2026-05-22T01:01:46+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 01:01","date_timestamp":1779411706,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90672117","content_html":"<p>Glenn Greenwald is what happens when a pile of shit gets lost and can't find its midden.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615179909201637","date_published":"2026-05-21T23:33:51+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 23:33","date_timestamp":1779406431,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90670912","content_html":"<p>[sees link to essay on theories behind the term TME]</p><p>[rolls eyes and moves on]</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116615053808635536","date_published":"2026-05-21T23:01:47+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 23:01","date_timestamp":1779404507,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90670008","content_html":"<p>\"Do you know who 'Tom and Jerry' are?\"</p><p>Oh, of course. They started an ice cream company a long time ago, didn't they?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116614987193174523","date_published":"2026-05-21T22:44:51+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 22:44","date_timestamp":1779403491,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90669595","content_html":"<p>I had a long conversation about chipmunks during my telephone call and this made me happy.</p><p>Chipmunks are the best.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116614957397657085","date_published":"2026-05-21T22:37:16+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 22:37","date_timestamp":1779403036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90669271","content_html":"<p>I'm still giggling over Captain Kirk dick in the warp drive GIF. 😆</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116614930993501857","date_published":"2026-05-21T22:30:33+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 22:30","date_timestamp":1779402633,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90668264","content_html":"<p>I was just on a long telephone call with a friend, in which I learned that my voice has turned ridiculously squeaky, hoarse, and breathy.</p><p>I think I have laryngitis. I'm feeling way better than recent days but my voice has decided to take a vacation.</p><p>Having a body is fun. 🫠</p><p>I give the experience 3 out of 10 stars.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116614861826875217","date_published":"2026-05-21T22:12:58+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 22:12","date_timestamp":1779401578,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90663991","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116614551236455894\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@wikihow/11661</span><span class=\"invisible\">4551236455894</span></a></p><p>Make your Xbox Conroller wear female business attire. That'll fix it's glitches. 🤔😕😵‍💫</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"wikihow@mastodon.social\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F417%2F391%2Foriginal%2F1249d3cde59155ba.jpg\">\n<p>12 Simple Ways to Fix an Xbox Controller That Keeps Disconnecting</p>\n<footer>wikihow@mastodon.social <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/116614551236455894\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.social/@wikihow/116614551236455894</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith/116614584873603441","date_published":"2026-05-21T21:02:32+00:00","author":{"name":"timberwraith","url":"https://mastodon.social/@timberwraith","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F837%2F592%2F503%2F131%2F561%2Foriginal%2F0adc2f6df0dc1915.png","_microblog":{"username":"timberwraith@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 21:02","date_timestamp":1779397352,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}