{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Chris Meredith","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/tallin","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"58731","username":"tallin","bio":"Software engineer for a British investment firm.  Living in New York with a spouse of the female persuasion and a cat, with a son off at school in Monticello.  Pronouns: he/him/his.  Politics definitely on the more progressive side.  Enjoys cooking, music, used to enjoy travel until this damn COVID-19 happened.  Black lives matter.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":5,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png"},"items":[{"id":"12992675","content_html":"Day 822: What a world.  My employer just approved me for a Delta cobranded credit card (I’ve switched my airline allegiance when I learned that Delta will replace @phinnia’s damaged wheelchair on the next business day) with a mind-bogglingly high, as in, “I will never use this in a mont... <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2022/06/06/day-what-a.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2022/06/06/day-what-a.html","date_published":"2022-06-07T03:01:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-06-07 03:01","date_timestamp":1654570907,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10450216","content_html":"<p>Tomorrow I may be describing contract tests to a bunch of people who don’t get “integration tests” and this is why I’ll probably have at least one adult beverage before close of business.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/10/21/tomorrow-i-may.html","date_published":"2020-10-22T01:59:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-10-22 01:59","date_timestamp":1603331942,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10445709","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/baker\">@baker</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> We used to get him salmon meatballs from The Meatball Shop (we ordered from there as something of a tradition on Fridays). 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I probably have some Jews and Jewesses in my family!”</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/10/07/i-cant-possibly.html","date_published":"2020-10-08T02:23:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-10-08 02:23","date_timestamp":1602123838,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10378034","content_html":"<p>Did Pence just defend Trump’s racism by pointing out his Jewish grandchildren?  Yes, yes he did.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/10/07/did-pence-just.html","date_published":"2020-10-08T02:23:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-10-08 02:23","date_timestamp":1602123783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10348771","content_html":"<p>It occurs to me that “in the middle of a pandemic where you’re encouraged to keep your distance” is probably the best time EVER! for me to observe “blindness awareness month”.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/10/02/it-occurs-to.html","date_published":"2020-10-02T04:32:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-10-02 04:32","date_timestamp":1601613174,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10316093","content_html":"Y’know, after having this article come across my desk about how autistic, deaf or other folks that use means of communications that cops apparently aren’t trained in are more likely to encounter police violence, and how we appear to be appointing Ms. Quiverfull to the Supreme Court, and... <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/25/yknow-after-having.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/25/yknow-after-having.html","date_published":"2020-09-25T22:20:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-25 22:20","date_timestamp":1601072435,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10287366","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/teohemka\">@teohemka</a> Fortunately, my employer has so far not adopted THAT mindset.  They’re more likely to want me up and in 6:30 a.m. WebEx meetings to accommodate London and Pune because I have no more commute.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10287366","date_published":"2020-09-20T05:38:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-20 05:38","date_timestamp":1600580295,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10287305","content_html":"<p>Look.  I don’t think this is a large ask.  When 2021 releases to Production, can I get a feature where, when someone uses the phrase “wheelchair bound”, they lose a randomly chosen gland?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/20/look-i-dont.html","date_published":"2020-09-20T05:14:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-20 05:14","date_timestamp":1600578857,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10287294","content_html":"<p>March 203, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/20/march.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/20/march.html","date_published":"2020-09-20T05:08:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-20 05:08","date_timestamp":1600578494,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10282799","content_html":"<p>Are you thinking what I'm thinking, B1? // You're a petaQ, B2. <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/19/are-you-thinking.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/19/are-you-thinking.html","date_published":"2020-09-19T04:51:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-19 04:51","date_timestamp":1600491069,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10282509","content_html":"<p>March 202, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/232253.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/232253.html","date_published":"2020-09-19T03:22:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-19 03:22","date_timestamp":1600485773,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10282327","content_html":"<p>March 202, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/march.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/march.html","date_published":"2020-09-19T02:48:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-19 02:48","date_timestamp":1600483702,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10282223","content_html":"<p>Republicans: “And may we leave all other issues aside for a time.”\nAlso Republicans: “REPLACE HER WHILE THE SEAT’S STILL WARM!”</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/republicans-and-may.html","date_published":"2020-09-19T02:23:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-19 02:23","date_timestamp":1600482189,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10281422","content_html":"<p>Oh hell.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/18/oh-hell.html","date_published":"2020-09-18T23:54:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-18 23:54","date_timestamp":1600473263,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10270398","content_html":"<p>One advantage of this working from home is that, except for meetings, I have no “work hours”, as such.  One disadvantage of this working from home is … see above.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/16/one-advantage-of.html","date_published":"2020-09-16T20:15:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-16 20:15","date_timestamp":1600287342,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10270300","content_html":"<p>I have to present to my test engineers on how to debug their node.js tests and I hate presenting.  Wait.  I want to make Managing Director and I hate presenting.  These two things seem at odds with each other.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/16/i-have-to.html","date_published":"2020-09-16T19:48:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-16 19:48","date_timestamp":1600285717,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10270229","content_html":"<p>IntelliJ IDEA’s screen reader support for anything other than basic text editing feels very … bolted on.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/16/intellij-ideas-screen.html","date_published":"2020-09-16T19:28:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-16 19:28","date_timestamp":1600284503,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10266899","content_html":"<p>March 199, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/16/march.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/16/march.html","date_published":"2020-09-16T04:06:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-16 04:06","date_timestamp":1600229172,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10264339","content_html":"<p>I actually just heard the phrase “carefully machined top button” and now wonder if Apple is … maybe going overboard with its product descriptions?  A little?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/15/i-actually-just.html","date_published":"2020-09-15T17:55:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-15 17:55","date_timestamp":1600192502,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10261527","content_html":"<p>March 198, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/15/march.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/15/march.html","date_published":"2020-09-15T04:09:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-15 04:09","date_timestamp":1600142960,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10254747","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> You chose this path.  You didn’t really think it would be easy, did you?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10254747","date_published":"2020-09-13T21:52:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-13 21:52","date_timestamp":1600033940,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10254740","content_html":"<p>Or, I mean, we could have Trump, who is disgusted at the idea of people like me living in his shitty-ass buildings.\n<a href=\"https://joebiden.com/disabilities/\">joebiden.com/disabilit…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/13/or-i-mean.html","date_published":"2020-09-13T21:47:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-13 21:47","date_timestamp":1600033673,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10247113","content_html":"<p>Oh LORDIE, <a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> is having a late night bacon craving.</p>\n\n<p>Look, 2020.  There are just certain things you are not allowed to do to us, OK?  Just … this had better just be a regular old bacon craving, just timeshifted.  Because we are too old for the alternative.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/11/oh-lordie-phinnia.html","date_published":"2020-09-12T03:07:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-12 03:07","date_timestamp":1599880062,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10246844","content_html":"<p>March 195, 2020: <a href=\"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/11/march.html\">tallin.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/11/march.html","date_published":"2020-09-12T02:08:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-12 02:08","date_timestamp":1599876480,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10240658","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> There’s a lot he’s learned to lie quietly through these days.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10240658","date_published":"2020-09-10T20:54:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-10 20:54","date_timestamp":1599771275,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10240350","content_html":"<p>Seriously.  I’m going to have to chop my hands off and install new ones because I got some of this Nature’s Bottled Interrogation Technique on ‘em.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/10/seriously-im-going.html","date_published":"2020-09-10T19:19:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-10 19:19","date_timestamp":1599765587,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10240348","content_html":"<p>We bought us some Nature’s Miracle.  It was more like Nature’s Terrorist Attack.  Seriously.  I could deploy this in the lobby and clear the building.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/2020/09/10/we-bought-us.html","date_published":"2020-09-10T19:18:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-10 19:18","date_timestamp":1599765530,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"10215861","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> Or being recruited by the Yakuza.  Sometimes I dream I’m being recruited by the Yakuza. #LaudableGoals 🍣</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10215861","date_published":"2020-09-05T18:30:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-05 18:30","date_timestamp":1599330610,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10207479","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> Also wilfully deaf.  One of your brothers-in-law is wilfully deaf.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10207479","date_published":"2020-09-04T01:40:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-04 01:40","date_timestamp":1599183637,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10206195","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/hollyhoneychurch\">@hollyhoneychurch</a> He never was that keen on meatballs with fillers in ’em.  The salmon ones were entirely meat, and the Infanta is entirely finicky.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10206195","date_published":"2020-09-03T20:16:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-03 20:16","date_timestamp":1599164161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10205764","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a>  <a href=\"https://micro.blog/hollyhoneychurch\">@hollyhoneychurch</a> I wish The Meatball Shop had those salmon meatballs we used to give him.  He seemed to enjoy Meatball Night.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10205764","date_published":"2020-09-03T18:33:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-03 18:33","date_timestamp":1599157987,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10202003","content_html":"<p>Technically 14, but I’m a pedant.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10202003","date_published":"2020-09-03T00:59:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-03 00:59","date_timestamp":1599094754,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10201243","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> At least the weather will be warm.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10201243","date_published":"2020-09-02T21:29:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-02 21:29","date_timestamp":1599082191,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10201241","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/arush\">@arush</a> Yes.  Give me all the IRC and Slack resources.  Also, do you find the micro.blog editor to be a bit glitchy accessibility-wise?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10201241","date_published":"2020-09-02T21:27:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-02 21:27","date_timestamp":1599082073,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"10200475","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/phinnia\">@phinnia</a> I mean, I suppose technically we call him “the Infinra”, but that’s a long story that involves autocorrect.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/tallin/10200475","date_published":"2020-09-02T17:33:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Meredith","url":"https://tallin.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F19ffbdcf2b41de5f41070a6575b61da0%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"tallin"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2020-09-02 17:33","date_timestamp":1599067980,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}