{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - stx","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/stx@mastodon.scot","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1831536","username":"stx@mastodon.scot","bio":"previously on mastodon.social since 2017, but it got worse.\n\nsomewhere near Basel, Switzerland.\n\nAmbassador to the United Kingdom Eurovision delegation in 2025.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"90115044","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@maxleibman\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>maxleibman</span></a></span> Acid Yacht.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116569442311256021","date_published":"2026-05-13T21:42:11+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"21:42","date_timestamp":1778708531,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90043542","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://xoxo.zone/@mathowie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mathowie</span></a></span> It's like Mikkeller Beer had it's own font.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116563851327742528","date_published":"2026-05-12T22:00:19+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-12 22:00","date_timestamp":1778623219,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89897754","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> It's the setup for Pluribus season 2.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116552145825734754","date_published":"2026-05-10T20:23:27+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-10 20:23","date_timestamp":1778444607,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89895334","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@lisamelton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lisamelton</span></a></span> it looks ok just now, or did you redo it?</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F551%2F828%2F064%2F659%2F680%2Foriginal%2F56b6c0967c409778.png\" alt=\"Lisa Melton's masto bio.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116551830041005060","date_published":"2026-05-10T19:03:09+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-10 19:03","date_timestamp":1778439789,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89894508","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>llamasoft_ox</span></a></span> Booze, biscuits and balls. A classic night in.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116551743335333528","date_published":"2026-05-10T18:41:06+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-10 18:41","date_timestamp":1778438466,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89737670","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://meta.masto.host/@GamingNews\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GamingNews</span></a></span> </p><p>Bet he's the same guy he is in Daredevil.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116529580553845597","date_published":"2026-05-06T20:44:49+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 20:44","date_timestamp":1778100289,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89736972","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@Nickiquote\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Nickiquote</span></a></span> </p><p>I bet you didn't know that I met him when we were both 15-ish, he borrowed a couple of my 2000AD annuals and I never saw them again.</p><p>There may also have been an awkward girlfriend situation as I was out with said girlfriend and she wanted to go visit a friend playing Cricket in the dark for school charity or something. In Paisley.</p><p>I never saw her again either.</p><p>You know what, Doctor Who keeps stealing my things.</p><p>I should get an interdimensional restraining order.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116529500370330147","date_published":"2026-05-06T20:24:25+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 20:24","date_timestamp":1778099065,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89733366","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@StefanThinks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>StefanThinks</span></a></span> Lord of the Cock Rings.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116529138526073630","date_published":"2026-05-06T18:52:24+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 18:52","date_timestamp":1778093544,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89705484","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://phpc.social/@kboyd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kboyd</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://cyberplace.social/@antoinnesterk\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>antoinnesterk</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@analogfusion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>analogfusion</span></a></span> </p><p>Och aye the moo.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116527377182029760","date_published":"2026-05-06T11:24:28+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 11:24","date_timestamp":1778066668,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89594143","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> Harrison Ford demonstrating his Lightsabre holding technique perfectly here.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116518194700176569","date_published":"2026-05-04T20:29:14+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 20:29","date_timestamp":1777926554,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89495151","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.chatty.monster/@losttourist\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>losttourist</span></a></span> </p><p>I got blocked by the other cinema chain while I was in the UK on a Swiss subscribed phone. </p><p>Couldn't check movie times at all, didn't even have a vpn connection but wasn't allowed to browse.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116509777985422576","date_published":"2026-05-03T08:48:45+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 08:48","date_timestamp":1777798125,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89405610","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@llamasoft_ox\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>llamasoft_ox</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://xoxo.zone/@andybaio\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andybaio</span></a></span> You could wear them upside down</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116500906990458186","date_published":"2026-05-01T19:12:45+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 19:12","date_timestamp":1777662765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89405584","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.chatty.monster/@losttourist\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>losttourist</span></a></span> Maybe he's colourblind and just doesn't know</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116500903918974210","date_published":"2026-05-01T19:11:58+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 19:11","date_timestamp":1777662718,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89335270","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>babe</span></a></span> Getting ready for my daughter's 18th birthday.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F495%2F154%2F124%2F448%2F989%2Foriginal%2F57c70b45d921d1d1.jpeg\" alt=\"A reel to reel tape deck. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116495156156188820","date_published":"2026-04-30T18:50:14+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 18:50","date_timestamp":1777575014,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89131362","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> </p><p>There was that guy at CERN, connected a fleshlight to the apparatus. There was a Large Hardon Collision.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116478967972009617","date_published":"2026-04-27T22:13:22+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 22:13","date_timestamp":1777328002,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88733530","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.panic.com/@cabel\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cabel</span></a></span> I hope their solar collectors are mouse ear shaped.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116444628102113352","date_published":"2026-04-21T20:40:17+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 20:40","date_timestamp":1776804017,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88659717","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@h2onolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>h2onolan</span></a></span> </p><p>until you remember you once went by zenon8000.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116438865262956732","date_published":"2026-04-20T20:14:43+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 20:14","date_timestamp":1776716083,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88530667","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> The man on the TV looks positively shocked at the size of Odin.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116427103108434302","date_published":"2026-04-18T18:23:27+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 18:23","date_timestamp":1776536607,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88530117","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@lisamelton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lisamelton</span></a></span> Fuck those guys.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116427047560541192","date_published":"2026-04-18T18:09:19+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 18:09","date_timestamp":1776535759,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88526974","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@JenMsft\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JenMsft</span></a></span> </p><p>six creaks, an ugh, two oofs - estimated age : 43</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116426826614918284","date_published":"2026-04-18T17:13:08+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 17:13","date_timestamp":1776532388,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88478079","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mogwai_poet\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mogwai_poet</span></a></span> </p><p>I'm GenX by definition, first Mario was Donkey Kong in the arcade, then a bootleg Nintendo Select thing with Bros., then SNES Mario World. And since then I've not missed a related game that I can think of in the extended Nintendo catalogue. </p><p>In the last few years I've got to play Wonder and Bananza and those completely nailed the DNA so I can wait another couple of years if one of those is coming.</p><p>(Have you played the Bananza DLC thing? It is so, so good).</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116422102284526142","date_published":"2026-04-17T21:11:40+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 21:11","date_timestamp":1776460300,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88460453","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skinnylatte</span></a></span> </p><p>I believe Bret's make the absolute best crisps/chips anywhere. The Camembert ones are also absolute bangers.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116421266305573894","date_published":"2026-04-17T17:39:04+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 17:39","date_timestamp":1776447544,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88239897","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@philgyford\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>philgyford</span></a></span> Oooh, I had most of them, remaindered in a high street book shop for pennies in the late 90s. Wish I could find Jargon Watch but I've still got the novels, both style guides, War &amp; Peace, Bots &amp; Burning Man.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116403844260553845","date_published":"2026-04-14T15:48:25+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 15:48","date_timestamp":1776181705,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88108833","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Lana\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Lana</span></a></span> It would be too powerful, a jorts.horse_etoots is too much to consider.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116392551311922189","date_published":"2026-04-12T15:56:28+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 15:56","date_timestamp":1776009388,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88046913","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.circl.lu/@quinn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>quinn</span></a></span> Bam Bam!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.scot/users/stx/statuses/116386277194254360","date_published":"2026-04-11T13:20:53+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 13:20","date_timestamp":1775913653,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"75281830","content_html":"<p>Twitter hates,<br>Bluesky hates Twitter,<br>Mastodon hates Bluesky,<br>Mastodon hates Mastodon.</p><p>I'm just tired, you know? I'm going to have to invent RSS powered social media that uses usenet as a transport layer.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx/115334282715404108","date_published":"2025-10-07T18:24:51+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-07 18:24","date_timestamp":1759861491,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"75281829","content_html":"<p>If AI is so good, why does autocorrect still ducking luck?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx/115334248700284115","date_published":"2025-10-07T18:16:12+00:00","author":{"name":"stx","url":"https://mastodon.scot/@stx","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F333%2F897%2F588%2F064%2F310%2Foriginal%2Ff3311ccadd72a1fc.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"stx@mastodon.scot"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-07 18:16","date_timestamp":1759860972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}