{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/sloanlance@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1266962","username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social","bio":"#Michiganian #Pythonista #ComputerScientist 💻 ‖ Work: @lsloan\n\nWhen you see me, you see only the three-dimensional shadow of my higher-dimensional self.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png"},"items":[{"id":"88448450","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tilde.zone/@nytpu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nytpu</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://stranger.social/@catmisgivings\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>catmisgivings</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@nblr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nblr</span></a></span> <br>No. Only one of either type of battery.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116420514821363860","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:27:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:27","date_timestamp":1776436078,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88448400","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tilde.zone/@nytpu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nytpu</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@griffin30007\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>griffin30007</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@nblr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nblr</span></a></span> <br>Two? No. Look again.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116420509268837955","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:26:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:26","date_timestamp":1776435993,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88448314","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@nblr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nblr</span></a></span> <br>It's a great design. I like it a lot.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116420501725005705","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:24:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:24","date_timestamp":1776435878,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88448232","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@akareilly\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>akareilly</span></a></span> <br>Speaking of car-centrism at school… My daughter and I almost got hit by a car in her school parking lot yesterday morning. A distracted parent backed out of a parking space very fast, headed right where we stood beside our car. Luckily, I always hold her hand in parking lots, so I pulled her out of the way. I also scolded the driver well, who was apologetic, embarrassed, and was obviously distracted because it took them a moment to notice me standing there waiting to talk to them.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116420493840702758","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:22:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:22","date_timestamp":1776435758,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88447917","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>0xabad1dea</span></a></span> <br>I'm disappointed it doesn't cover the usage of `X-MEOW` message headers. 🙀</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116420468268048790","date_published":"2026-04-17T14:16:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:16","date_timestamp":1776435367,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88407394","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jef\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jef</span></a></span> <br>But WHO is Butler? The movement needs a figurehead.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116417032951700759","date_published":"2026-04-16T23:42:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 23:42","date_timestamp":1776382949,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88405990","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@eff\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>eff</span></a></span> <br>Yes. It's a bad thing and must be stopped. But also… even if that were ever enacted, how would it be enforced?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116416973822119301","date_published":"2026-04-16T23:27:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 23:27","date_timestamp":1776382046,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88405525","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sfba.social/@ELS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ELS</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>QasimRashid</span></a></span> <br>Right. I read the article and I didn't see the new, higher tax rate that would be used, either. I hope it's not trifling.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116416953540339660","date_published":"2026-04-16T23:22:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 23:22","date_timestamp":1776381737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88405042","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>QasimRashid</span></a></span> <br>*AND* he's been trained to take 311 calls.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116416928370727549","date_published":"2026-04-16T23:15:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 23:15","date_timestamp":1776381353,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88402386","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> <br>No, don't do that. It's a bad idea and I can tell you why…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116416756346454637","date_published":"2026-04-16T22:32:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 22:32","date_timestamp":1776378728,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88304335","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Sheril\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Sheril</span></a></span> <br>This short URL works, too, and won't spread secrets about you…</p><p><a href=\"https://e360.yale.edu/digest/us-renewables-natural-gas-coal\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">e360.yale.edu/digest/us-renewa</span><span class=\"invisible\">bles-natural-gas-coal</span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116409091564410579","date_published":"2026-04-15T14:02:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 14:02","date_timestamp":1776261773,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88303735","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GossiTheDog</span></a></span> <br>Do it! The public needs Teams Roulette for something to do while they're bored!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116409057668622006","date_published":"2026-04-15T13:54:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 13:54","date_timestamp":1776261255,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88263841","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> <br>As always, keep <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/JDVance\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>JDVance</span></a> away from all sofas, too.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116405592176343128","date_published":"2026-04-14T23:12:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 23:12","date_timestamp":1776208376,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88253645","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@BenjaminHCCarr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>BenjaminHCCarr</span></a></span> <br>I'm glad my Instagram account is still available. I will go there and test this new restriction! 👹👹👹😈😈😈</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116404812220801434","date_published":"2026-04-14T19:54:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 19:54","date_timestamp":1776196475,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88197644","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@nikclayton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nikclayton</span></a></span> <br>Thank you for the recommendation!</p><p>I saw <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@pachli\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>pachli</span></a></span> in Google Play &amp; I considered it. I tried <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Tusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Tusky</span></a></span> first, though. I've been enjoying it until I realized I couldn't find the news feed in it. </p><p>I had been using <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://floss.social/@moshidon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>moshidon</span></a></span> until it developed bugs, which put me on this quest to try other <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Mastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> clients.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116399981901149952","date_published":"2026-04-13T23:26:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-13 23:26","date_timestamp":1776122770,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88194513","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://typo.social/@drj\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>drj</span></a></span><br>Ah, too bad.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116399770750240925","date_published":"2026-04-13T22:32:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-13 22:32","date_timestamp":1776119548,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88169580","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mitch</span></a></span> <br>Ah… The traditional method! 😉</p><p>I suppose I'm cynical because there's so much machine-generation of images happening now. The thing that made me suspect that image is the wheels seem improbably small for a vehicle so large. And the advice about images lately is that if it seems too good to be true, it's probably CGI. </p><p>It's possible my perspective needs adjusting, too. So, no offense taken, I hope.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116398158402072115","date_published":"2026-04-13T15:42:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-13 15:42","date_timestamp":1776094946,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88124645","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mitch</span></a></span> <br>Learning AI image generation, I see.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116393957705222191","date_published":"2026-04-12T21:54:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 21:54","date_timestamp":1776030848,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88123488","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> <br>Seems like a simple solution: Publish it. Teach them a lesson.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116393878269806902","date_published":"2026-04-12T21:33:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 21:33","date_timestamp":1776029636,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88099002","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://things.uk/@eclectech\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>eclectech</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@jerzone\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jerzone</span></a></span> <br>Yes! That's the one I saw recently.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116391712985385625","date_published":"2026-04-12T12:23:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 12:23","date_timestamp":1775996597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88098863","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@jerzone\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jerzone</span></a></span> <br>Yes, I've seen a similar image recently. I think your photo has better \"eye\" spacing.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116391699215980398","date_published":"2026-04-12T12:19:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 12:19","date_timestamp":1775996386,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88097357","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@harold\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>harold</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.ai/@rbreich\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rbreich</span></a></span> <br>He never, EVER adds <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/altText\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>altText</span></a> to images on his Mastodon account.</p><p>Somebody told me his account here was set up as a bot before there were requirements about identifying bots. His posts from Threads get reposted here by bot. He never personally logs in here, so he'll never see our comments about <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/altText4All\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>altText4All</span></a>.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116391473392199526","date_published":"2026-04-12T11:22:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 11:22","date_timestamp":1775992941,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88096738","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.ai/@rbreich\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rbreich</span></a></span> <br><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance/116391397312402486\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@sloanlance/11</span><span class=\"invisible\">6391397312402486</span></a></p><p>Why post an inaccessible image of text without <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/altText\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>altText</span></a> when you could simply post the text?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116391409034013961","date_published":"2026-04-12T11:05:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 11:05","date_timestamp":1775991959,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88083536","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mcc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> <br>Well?  Are you?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116389752088188093","date_published":"2026-04-12T04:04:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 04:04","date_timestamp":1775966676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88062575","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>georgetakei</span></a></span> <br>Let's find <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/JDVance\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>JDVance</span></a>'s social media posts in which he complains about foreign interference in USA elections, just to complete the picture.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/sloanlance/statuses/116387630200007813","date_published":"2026-04-11T19:04:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤","url":"https://mastodon.social/@sloanlance","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F501%2F328%2F959%2F402%2F910%2Foriginal%2F7ee9a2d69338aab0.png","_microblog":{"username":"sloanlance@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 19:04","date_timestamp":1775934298,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}