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@imthaz @jsnell unless your blog is hideously complicated, it’s worth spending some time looking at Hugo (https://gohugo.io)

Write your content in Markdown, and Hugo turns it into static HTML you can host anywhere, including on GitHub Pages for free. Static HTML sounds restrictive, but Hugo does the hardest parts for you, ensuring all the pages hyperlink to each other correctly and there are some really smart extensions you can use with it for things like site searching using pure JavaScript.

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@marcoarment @podfeet @atpfm @siracusa @caseyliss happily been a member ever since the first month you dropped the price a bit. Worth it for the overtime each week and no ads.

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@podfeet @atpfm @siracusa @caseyliss @marcoarment better than that, you can become a member for just $8 for one month and access EVERY existing member special.

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@katemorley I assume you’re looking for boots specifically, but if you’re open to alternatives, I would recommend Skechers as a brand for comfort. Lots of fully synthetic options.

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@rmondello I do hope you don’t have to sit in your seat waiting for take off for 21 hours.

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@katemorley January felt good, and that’s short

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@rmondello but Arduino is A OK

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@rmondello some products take the piss

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@lexfri tell me you use LLMs for your app reviews without telling me you use LLMs for your app reviews.

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@siracusa I do still find this funny to see, but equally I knew exactly how to get Word to save a file where I wanted all the way up to when Office 365 existed. Now it tries really really hard to stop you from saving to a file. It wants you to save to One Drive in the cloud, save to SharePoint, anything but a file on your computer!

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@katemorley yes we’ve been having quite a few eight-legged horses around recently.

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@katemorley no to both but I do own and prefer an iPad mini.

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@leoncowle @caseyliss @CavsCorner thanks both. I guess that explains why it looks so realistic πŸ˜†. I’m still living in an era in my head where screens are rectangular with no missing areas. And that despite having an iPhone with the Dynamic Island and rounded corners. Having a dial in the middle of a screen seems bonkers, but makes sense here.

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@caseyliss @CavsCorner that volume dial is virtual right? And super skeuomorphic!

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@siracusa Well yes indeed. It’s a multiple user environment. This is probably another example of being mobile first. They write the code to check for change of ownership on iPad, iPhone and visionOS where it’s a single user environment. Then they port it to macOS and do a quick shrug of the shoulders … ship it.

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@siracusa not that this should make any difference, but are there actually any other Apple IDs on the Mac or is it just yours? I’m assuming this gets triggered by some background process that uses another Apple ID to sync with Apple’s servers. If there are no other IDs on the machine then that would make this even more outrageous.

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@rmondello for me, being Spotify-only would automatically preclude it being a β€œpodcast” I wanted to listen to.

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@jsnell oh I see. Sorry that’s pretty obvious. I just saw in another comment you saying that it’s unusual to have a VoIP podcast call and still record two people on one iPad. I was assuming pretty much all podcasts are recorded remotely which obviously they’re not.

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@jsnell @sullust as a completely uninformed person when it comes to podcast creation, what does two mics achieve?

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@chrisleboe @marcoarment hopefully it won’t corrupt your iCloud data and ruin it across all your other devices.

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@rmondello they definitely sound like they deserve your loyalty

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@rmondello 32% of sign in attempts are legit, but passkeys allow 98% of attempts in even though 56% were hackers πŸ˜‰

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@rmondello you’ve got important security updates to do, but how we’ve told you that, you’re up-to-date on the update situation.

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@leoncowle @caseyliss @_Davidsmith funnily enough, the very first time I had one was about two years ago when I bought a 500ml bottle of Coke. I forcefully removed it while the bottle was full and ended up with sticky hands for the rest of my walk πŸ˜’

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@jimmylittle @ianb @rmondello you can of course make it so the blocking only applies to your devices on the network.

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