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🏋️ Gym time again!

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🍽️ Dinner with friends at Cooper’s Hawk tonight!

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📖 Reading “Heated Rivalry” and good God is it moving.

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Here was my latest thought train:

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Everything bagels are delicious —> cream cheese is delightful —> the light hitting that water is really interesting —> the night vision cameras they use on Below Deck make the cast’s veins pop and appear on their bodies, which is cool! —> I dont want Luke to leave the show!...

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@aa what’s become more intriguing as I age: birds. We sit on our patio in the mornings now and just listen to the birds. No devices, no distractions. Great for mental health!

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@adders it did! The JS kill switch made all the difference.

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@adders if you haven’t tried Quiche browser yet, I am in love with it. Privacy-focused, blockers built in, a JS kill switch at your fingertips, and highly customizable. It may solve that issue.

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@aa hey thanks, brother! It was!

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🏉 Watching South Africa v Wales and oof. It’s a trouncing so far. 26-0 South Africa!

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😮‍💨 Yes, I did go to the gym. Yes, I did sweat. Yes, I also got a massage.

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🏋️ It’s time for the gym, I guess.

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😴 Sleepy time. Night, peeps!

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🐈‍⬛ Relaxing on the couch with the cat curled up asleep in my lap.

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🍗 Delicious Orange Chicken for dinner!

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🐄 A farmer had 297 cows. Every time he’d round them up, he’d have 300.

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🏊‍♂️ Relaxing outside by the pool today!

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@aa well hey, Aaron! Happy Thursday to you, good sir!

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@patrickrhone it’s honestly not that bad, and macOS 27 is right around the corner to make it all better. Hehe

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I found this to be an enlightening read about atproto. I whole-heartedly disagree that RSS is dead and gone beyond podcasts tho.

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From Dan Abramov - There Are No Instances in atproto — overreacted

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overreacted.io/there-are…

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@patrickrhone most likely it’s Tahoe. It just depends on if it’s straight up 26 or 26.1 or…

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@joshuapsteele it would be: “Be curious, not judgmental.”

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@numericcitizen ain’t that the truth

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Spending some time on the patio, but definitely need the fan. It’s too hot out otherwise.

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Avoiding the heat today by staying inside as much as possible between stints in the pool. We’ve got some friends coming over, so we will all be splashing about this afternoon and evening. I’m definitely looking forward to that.

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Proof: provenb8fede

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☕ Coffee on the patio poolside has become a favorite on the weekend!

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🛫 IAD ➡️ TPA

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🛫 TPA ➡️ IAD

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🐭 Disney day!

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👏 Loving this game! It's going well! Wales in the lead, but they're trying hard!

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🏉 Wales v Scotland! Let’s gooooooooo!

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🏉 Watching Ireland vs England in Six Nations tournament! Go, Ireland! 🇮🇪

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🎭 Here to see & Juliet with family!

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@drewcastillo thanks! Yeah, it’s an annoying exam, but so glad it’s done.

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😃 I passed the exam!

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@drewcastillo hey thank you!

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😬 Taking the Apple Certified IT Professional exam later today…

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@bryan it’s really very overblown as an issue, honestly. I’ve been using the beta since the first release, and they’ve made modifications based on feedback. Are there still things I’d change? Sure. Is it worth the internet meltdown reviews we’ve been seeing? No.

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@bryan I’m sorry, man. I know how those days can be. Hang in there, and remind yourself that your mind is an unreliable narrator.

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@Mikehendley that’s fantastic! Well done!

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@robb oh no! Robb, I am so very sorry. I know full well how hard that is!

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@iChris haha I just want to help her with lighting!

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@Miraz I’m in great company!

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@annie I feel like this will be so helpful when I have to send stuff to my parents :)

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@mandaris I whole-heartedly agree. If you catch any of my stuff without an underlined link, please throw something at me.

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@iChris Oh God. I saw from Tampa, where I live, and was like, “Oh no…” and it met my expectations. lol

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@Miraz LOL I just literally posted this as well! Great minds think alike!

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@danielpunkass that’s amazing!

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@weisenthal.bsky.social I guess when their Orange Jesus didn’t make things suddenly cheaper again they’re getting grumpy. I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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@nerdy.dev I’m so very sorry, Adam. I know this pain all to well and the feeling of betrayal that comes with it. I know it’s cliche, but time does heal this. My outcome turned out to be the best thing to have happened to me. I hope it is for you, too.

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@queer.cool Those are delicious!

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