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It's going well!  Wales in the lead, but they're trying hard! </p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/6999f00cda81c","date_published":"2026-02-21T17:49:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-21 17:49","date_timestamp":1771696140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3mff7a5wsyq2y"]}},{"id":"84742601","content_html":"<p>🏉 Wales v Scotland!  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Go, Ireland! 🇮🇪</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/6999ca2272753","date_published":"2026-02-21T15:07:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-21 15:07","date_timestamp":1771686434,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84328114","content_html":"<p>🎭 Here to see <em>&amp; Juliet</em> with family!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/69920852e1749","date_published":"2026-02-15T17:54:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-15 17:54","date_timestamp":1771178066,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84267070","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/drewcastillo\">@drewcastillo</a> thanks! Yeah, it’s an annoying exam, but so glad it’s done.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/84267070","date_published":"2026-02-14T16:39:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-14 16:39","date_timestamp":1771087173,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84234617","content_html":"<p>😃 I passed the exam!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/698fc951ea304","date_published":"2026-02-14T01:01:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-14 01:01","date_timestamp":1771030865,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84205127","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/drewcastillo\">@drewcastillo</a> hey thank you!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/84205127","date_published":"2026-02-13T17:15:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-13 17:15","date_timestamp":1771002950,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84192572","content_html":"<p>😬 Taking the Apple Certified IT Professional exam later today…</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/698f2d7a0ac67","date_published":"2026-02-13T13:56:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-13 13:56","date_timestamp":1770990970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"73220329","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bryan@pdx.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@bryan</a></span> it’s really very overblown as an issue, honestly. I’ve been using the beta since the first release, and they’ve made modifications based on feedback.  Are there still things I’d change? Sure.  Is it worth the internet meltdown reviews we’ve been seeing? 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I know how those days can be. Hang in there, and remind yourself that your mind is an unreliable narrator.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/73111555","date_published":"2025-09-09T01:22:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-09 01:22","date_timestamp":1757380973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"72923890","content_html":"<p>Yeah, it was fine, but just not sure it was <strong>that</strong> good.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/11625/2025/13561def4d-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"315\" alt='A movie review for \"Thunderbolts\" with a two-star rating, featuring an ensemble cast in the poster and a critique questioning its acclaim as the best Marvel movie since \"End Game.\"' loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me/2025/09/06/yeah-it-was-fine-but.html","date_published":"2025-09-06T12:57:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-06 12:57","date_timestamp":1757163437,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://social.lol/@cassem/115157465235207021"]}},{"id":"72686661","content_html":"<p>👩‍⚖️ Maybe the ACLU and other social justice organizations should be building a class-action lawsuit agains the State of FL for the arrests that are happening to people using chalk to color in the crosswalks.  It's clearly a violation of free speech, so there are absolute grounds for a lawsuit.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68b85b08dddfe","date_published":"2025-09-03T15:13:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-03 15:13","date_timestamp":1756912392,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72681804","content_html":"<p>🤐 “David, I can’t tell you everything…”</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68b84aaddac48","date_published":"2025-09-03T14:03:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-03 14:03","date_timestamp":1756908205,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72551668","content_html":"<p>🔥 Watching S1E4 of “Smoke”</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68b6419e4ac8b","date_published":"2025-09-02T01:00:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-02 01:00","date_timestamp":1756774814,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72331433","content_html":"<p>🍸 It's the end of the week, and a long weekend!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68b214476025c","date_published":"2025-08-29T20:57:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-29 20:57","date_timestamp":1756501063,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"71948157","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Mikehendley\">@Mikehendley</a> that’s fantastic!  Well done!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/71948157","date_published":"2025-08-24T15:06:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-24 15:06","date_timestamp":1756047999,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"71948233","content_html":"We bought this ramp to help Onyx with his hip issue, and he just looks at it like, “What do you expect me to do with that?”\n\nFor context, he won’t jump up or even lightly hop up on a surface more elevated than ~1’. The vet indicates he has lost some bone in his hips and back knees, and he has a slight tear... <a href=\"https://www.sarcassem.me/2025/08/24/we-bought-this-ramp-to.html\">www.sarcassem.me</a>","summary":"","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me/2025/08/24/we-bought-this-ramp-to.html","date_published":"2025-08-24T15:06:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-24 15:06","date_timestamp":1756047969,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://social.lol/@cassem/115084368498312137"]}},{"id":"71019924","content_html":"<p>This is only a test.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me/2025/08/11/this-is-only-a-test.html","date_published":"2025-08-11T19:49:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-11 19:49","date_timestamp":1754941785,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://social.lol/@cassem/115011865276885833"]}},{"id":"71015873","content_html":"<p>✈️ Getting ready to take a short trip!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/689a38a7b31fc","date_published":"2025-08-11T18:38:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-11 18:38","date_timestamp":1754937511,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69049138","content_html":"<p>🤔 Hmm…to eat dinner or not.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/6876df24afb2b","date_published":"2025-07-15T23:07:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-15 23:07","date_timestamp":1752620836,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"68998147","content_html":"<p>🚶‍♂️ Time for a walk!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/6876312972cc9","date_published":"2025-07-15T10:44:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-15 10:44","date_timestamp":1752576297,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"68243355","content_html":"<p>📖 The end of a 12-year chapter, and an amazing ending at that. Up next…a new and exciting chapter!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/686864db42874","date_published":"2025-07-04T23:33:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-04 23:33","date_timestamp":1751672027,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"68134379","content_html":"<p>👁️ At the eye doctor</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68669991d8859","date_published":"2025-07-03T14:54:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-03 14:54","date_timestamp":1751554449,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"67109795","content_html":"<p>😴 Sleepy time!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/685383cc9493e","date_published":"2025-06-19T03:28:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-19 03:28","date_timestamp":1750303692,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"65683425","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/robb@social.lol\" class=\"u-url mention\">@robb</a></span> oh no! Robb, I am so very sorry. I know full well how hard that is!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/65683425","date_published":"2025-05-31T17:42:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-31 17:42","date_timestamp":1748713327,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"64697019","content_html":"<p>🤕 Wicked headache out of nowhere. </p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/682a1067ee99c","date_published":"2025-05-18T16:52:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-18 16:52","date_timestamp":1747587175,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"64652069","content_html":"<p>🥵 It’s official. Done with Disney until at least October…</p>","summary":"","url":"https://cassem.status.lol/68290bbd1202b","date_published":"2025-05-17T22:20:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-17 22:20","date_timestamp":1747520445,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"62896837","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> haha I just want to help her with lighting!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62896837","date_published":"2025-04-24T15:05:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-24 15:05","date_timestamp":1745507147,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62853281","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> I’m in great company!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62853281","date_published":"2025-04-24T00:49:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-24 00:49","date_timestamp":1745455747,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62853274","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/annie@social.lol\" class=\"u-url mention\">@annie</a></span> I feel like this will be so helpful when I have to send stuff to my parents :)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62853274","date_published":"2025-04-24T00:48:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-24 00:48","date_timestamp":1745455731,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62843808","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mandaris\">@mandaris</a> I whole-heartedly agree.  If you catch any of my stuff without an underlined link, please throw something at me.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62843808","date_published":"2025-04-23T21:43:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-23 21:43","date_timestamp":1745444632,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62843742","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> Oh God. I saw from Tampa, where I live, and was like, “Oh no…” and it met my expectations. lol</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62843742","date_published":"2025-04-23T21:43:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-23 21:43","date_timestamp":1745444591,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62843552","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> LOL I just literally posted this as well!  Great minds think alike!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62843552","date_published":"2025-04-23T21:41:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-23 21:41","date_timestamp":1745444498,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62100908","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass\">@danielpunkass</a> that’s amazing!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/62100908","date_published":"2025-04-12T23:43:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-12 23:43","date_timestamp":1744501414,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62021156","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://weisenthal.bsky.social\">@weisenthal.bsky.social</a> I guess when their Orange Jesus didn’t make things suddenly cheaper again they’re getting grumpy. I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3lmkpwbgdk22m","date_published":"2025-04-11T19:11:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-11 19:11","date_timestamp":1744398693,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62021157","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://nerdy.dev\">@nerdy.dev</a> I’m so very sorry, Adam.  I know this pain all to well and the feeling of betrayal that comes with it. I know it’s cliche, but time does heal this. My outcome turned out to be the best thing to have happened to me. I hope it is for you, too.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3lmkpsqmvlk2m","date_published":"2025-04-11T19:09:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-11 19:09","date_timestamp":1744398575,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61931034","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://queer.cool\">@queer.cool</a> Those are delicious!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3lmhxqo7s6k2k","date_published":"2025-04-10T16:53:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-10 16:53","date_timestamp":1744304016,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61829049","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://oregonthedm.bsky.social\">@oregonthedm.bsky.social</a> Yessss!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3lmextl7ty22h","date_published":"2025-04-09T12:17:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-09 12:17","date_timestamp":1744201034,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61404841","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://sethabramson.bsky.social\">@sethabramson.bsky.social</a> Everything Trump and his MAGA folk say is either a confession or a soon-to-be-true self own.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3llwnao52os2u","date_published":"2025-04-03T19:30:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-03 19:30","date_timestamp":1743708626,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59952722","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/skoobz\">@skoobz</a> that looks really damn good!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/59952722","date_published":"2025-03-16T19:37:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-16 19:37","date_timestamp":1742153853,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59952430","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cheesemaker\">@cheesemaker</a> way to go! 👏👏👏👏👏👏</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/59952430","date_published":"2025-03-16T19:32:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-16 19:32","date_timestamp":1742153569,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59404496","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/rw\">@rw</a> this one caught us all off guard!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/sarcassem/59404496","date_published":"2025-03-09T20:11:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-09 20:11","date_timestamp":1741551084,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59254257","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://calltoactivism.bsky.social\">@calltoactivism.bsky.social</a> Amen! I would like to know too.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3ljsnj7d2u22l","date_published":"2025-03-07T18:34:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-07 18:34","date_timestamp":1741372450,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"58324633","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://guywrites.bsky.social\">@guywrites.bsky.social</a> Gorgeous video and excellent reminder.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3liwa2pazlm23","date_published":"2025-02-24T11:18:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-24 11:18","date_timestamp":1740395932,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"57719778","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://mollyjongfast.bsky.social\">@mollyjongfast.bsky.social</a> I’d say it almost always comes down to money. 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It sucks!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pewyrdpbg7ypdgwtvwwezve6/post/3lichuvlogc2c","date_published":"2025-02-16T14:45:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Matt Cassem","url":"https://www.sarcassem.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fsarcassem%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"sarcassem"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-16 14:45","date_timestamp":1739717132,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}