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@SRDas @MizFidd bought me a Big Green Egg as a gift 20 years ago. Best gift ever. I've replaced the felt gaskets twice but otherwise I think it will last forever.

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@Dr_Bombay looks like they'll be coming for pretty much all of us

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@SRDas lol yeah it makes me want to buy a second fridge.

I use a ceramic smoker so I'm able to smoke in an ice storm (and I have!)

Yes. We're almost neighbors. maybe if/when my health improves we can do that!

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@SRDas Honestly if you do the curing of the brisket with the recipe in that book it is a step up in flavor. But it is a *huge* pain in the ass taking up that much fridge for a week.

I've done some of the bacons and other things in the book but I have yet to try the sausage. I have an antique meat grinder but I have never tried it for sausages. And every time i think about it I feel like I should.

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@SRDas When I'm not taking that shortcut I follow the instructions in Ruhlman's Charcuterie book for the whole process but it's really pretty similar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcuterie:_The_Craft_of_Salting,_Smoking_and_Curing

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@alipunk eww

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@caseyliss complete twattery

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@alipunk holy crap! again?

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@fesshole LOL

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@SRDas that ancho reyes is such a good adon to so many things

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@Dr_Bombay NICE

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@tayfonay yeah NBC has those couple of chicago shows but thats all I see on their lineup right now that looks cops-ish. maybe L&O is taking a break or something

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@tayfonay yep. . I just looked it up and it's ridiculous. almost everthing is some kind of cops. 4 versions of \"NCIS\", \"fbi\", \"cia\", \"marshals\", \"sherrif country\", \"boston blue\", and two other shows that are probably cop-adjacent but not as obvious.

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@tayfonay it's a 90% copaganda lineup. nothing good

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@Dr_Bombay Well yeah. Both.

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@Dr_Bombay clearly this whole thing is being marketed by giggling teenagers

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@zackwhittaker this is still going on? I had to put this email address on quarantine last week (it's rarely used legitimately in our org)

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@the_etrain nice

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@farah https://shop.joinmastodon.org/

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@farah Canuk Fight Club!

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@Alice they'll understand.

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@alipunk the crack hockey? holy crap!

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@SRDas
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
FLOOR! 🎶

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@Dr_Bombay @culturednyc cheers, doc

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@the_etrain aw heck

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i dont usually appreciate advertising in any form but this billboard is kind of great

https://apnews.com/article/lawyer-new-york-airport-lawsuit-deae8350b14048c32a879a4c84491672

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Migration complete and I'm settling in. The migration to beige went very very smoothly with nary a hickup

a huge thank you to @theropologist for everything!

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I should again point out I do NOT know who this llama is but I do want to give them a big hug

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BEEEEIIIIIIGE!

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