{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Sam","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/purplelime@social.lol","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1904587","username":"purplelime@social.lol","bio":"Nerdy-something Geordie Lass, fondler of foliage, flat whites and photography 🌿☕️📸","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":3,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"93444844","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@yvan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>yvan</span></a></span> it looks really beautiful and tranquil there, sounds like it was a nice bit of relaxation for you  ⛱️</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116863609794856358","date_published":"2026-07-04T20:32:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"20:32","date_timestamp":1783197170,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93442739","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> ah hope you can find him. They has a seagull wearing a beanie for the longest time but I didn’t act fast enough and he eventually sold out/was discontinued.</p><p>I’ve named mine Sir Cuthbert B Featherstone 🧐</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116863443675391762","date_published":"2026-07-04T19:50:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"19:50","date_timestamp":1783194636,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430539","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@sherold\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sherold</span></a></span> 😄</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862345670172749","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:11:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:11","date_timestamp":1783177881,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430519","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@raeubervater\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>raeubervater</span></a></span> nice!! 🐦</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862343479006094","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:10:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:10","date_timestamp":1783177848,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430450","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@mihobu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mihobu</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@raeubervater\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>raeubervater</span></a></span> if only, then I’d get these things for free!</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862335427536884","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:08:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:08","date_timestamp":1783177725,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430413","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://23.social/@christianrickert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>christianrickert</span></a></span> I think I know why</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/862/330/779/305/278/original/51f8ab63c8c3f116.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862331101538884","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:07:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:07","date_timestamp":1783177659,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430364","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> no he’s from H&amp;M but he has that Jellycat vibe about him <a href=\"https://www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.1202425001.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.</span><span class=\"invisible\">1202425001.html</span></a></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862326067539863","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:06:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:06","date_timestamp":1783177582,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430342","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@disrupted\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>disrupted</span></a></span> haha I think you’re right 👀</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862323819194937","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:05:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:05","date_timestamp":1783177548,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430298","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@raeubervater\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>raeubervater</span></a></span> looks like I got him just in time, sold out. But he might still be hanging around in stores <a href=\"https://www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.1202425001.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.</span><span class=\"invisible\">1202425001.html</span></a></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862319043118229","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:04:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:04","date_timestamp":1783177475,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93430258","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@richallum\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richallum</span></a></span> I’ve got this one <a href=\"https://amzn.eu/d/01jopTJo\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.eu/d/01jopTJo</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a> Nice little camera</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116862314973776286","date_published":"2026-07-04T15:03:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 15:03","date_timestamp":1783177413,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93423262","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@neatnik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neatnik</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@roberto\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>roberto</span></a></span> the best 😍</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116861565486227751","date_published":"2026-07-04T11:52:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 11:52","date_timestamp":1783165977,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93419285","content_html":"<p>I bought an awkward looking pigeon wearing a bowler hat</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F861%2F184%2F165%2F623%2F147%2Foriginal%2F97d557bb6a46a5db.jpeg\" alt=\"A grey pigeon wearing a bowler hat sitting on a bed with green sheets\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116861184425826020","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:16:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:16","date_timestamp":1783160162,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93419062","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@neatnik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neatnik</span></a></span> thank you!!</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/861/163/528/509/272/original/f4ef07514d66c414.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116861163838920361","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:10:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:10","date_timestamp":1783159848,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93418540","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/861/114/947/589/248/original/3b767c517bcb06f1.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116861115202226081","date_published":"2026-07-04T09:58:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 09:58","date_timestamp":1783159106,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93379130","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> who are you again?</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116856956777207305","date_published":"2026-07-03T16:20:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 16:20","date_timestamp":1783095653,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93378563","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@yvan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>yvan</span></a></span> thanks Iván, it was beautiful 🤌</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116856903836579091","date_published":"2026-07-03T16:07:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 16:07","date_timestamp":1783094846,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93359719","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@macpsych\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macpsych</span></a></span> ‘Not Great Not Terrible’ sounds like a clever brand name that I’d probably try for it not bigging itself up 😅</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116855242794674426","date_published":"2026-07-03T09:05:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 09:05","date_timestamp":1783069500,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93358666","content_html":"<p>Flat White Fridays ☕️</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F855%2F111%2F571%2F945%2F986%2Foriginal%2Fed213872cb7be24c.jpeg\" alt=\"Cup filled with flat white on green striped bedding\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116855111820275494","date_published":"2026-07-03T08:31:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 08:31","date_timestamp":1783067502,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93358327","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@jason\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jason</span></a></span> 😭🐛</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116855096412355714","date_published":"2026-07-03T08:27:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 08:27","date_timestamp":1783067267,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93321317","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@len\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>len</span></a></span> it really does!</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116851471478562634","date_published":"2026-07-02T17:05:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 17:05","date_timestamp":1783011954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93321308","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@jason\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jason</span></a></span></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/851/470/511/106/435/original/e6648872f40832a7.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116851470793664958","date_published":"2026-07-02T17:05:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 17:05","date_timestamp":1783011944,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93316559","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> looks like you had a lovely day and those photos from the Olympus are so good, the colours are perfect 👌 Glad you had more success with that than the Pentax.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116851100453903801","date_published":"2026-07-02T15:31:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 15:31","date_timestamp":1783006293,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93316442","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> yeah that really made my day 💀</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116851091795805798","date_published":"2026-07-02T15:29:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 15:29","date_timestamp":1783006161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93311264","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@chrisdejabet\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chrisdejabet</span></a></span> good luck with your next venture, Chris. That was a heck of a run with 1Password. Enjoy the time off.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116850684035364510","date_published":"2026-07-02T13:45:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 13:45","date_timestamp":1782999939,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93310824","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@chrisdejabet\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chrisdejabet</span></a></span> 🔥💀🔥</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116850638537852817","date_published":"2026-07-02T13:34:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 13:34","date_timestamp":1782999245,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93305504","content_html":"<p>There was a trainee delivery driver with the regular Ocado delivery driver this morning and when the trainee mentioned an age check I jokingly said “I’m definitely over 18” and both of them replied “Oh yeah, definitely!”. Someone send cool compresses for my burns</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/850/140/489/752/279/original/4084ec35302f5bd9.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116850140782928433","date_published":"2026-07-02T11:27:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 11:27","date_timestamp":1782991650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93301551","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> haha ok, I’ll give that a go later when it’s at optimum icy temperature 😅 Looking forward to the orangeade, I bought two of those because I have such high hopes. I hope the orange gods don’t disappoint 🍊</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116849814831429899","date_published":"2026-07-02T10:04:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 10:04","date_timestamp":1782986676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93300316","content_html":"<p>Picked up a little haul of soft drinks from Ocado, they’re chilling in the fridge now. Looking forward to trying</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F849%2F730%2F063%2F481%2F698%2Foriginal%2F62837f3a734c0347.jpeg\" alt=\"Bottles and cans of soft drinks on a kitchen worktop with plants and window in background \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116456572209494883/statuses/116849730318745108","date_published":"2026-07-02T09:43:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 09:43","date_timestamp":1782985386,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93252914","content_html":"<p>Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was tripping on a colourful kaleidoscope of shapes and colours. </p><p>I mean I just had an optical aura migraine</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/845/275/282/220/423/original/0dbdda2512f40646.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116845275526979358","date_published":"2026-07-01T14:50:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 14:50","date_timestamp":1782917412,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93247852","content_html":"<p>A wild rabbit has been coming into my back garden and feasting on my Japanese Pieris 😭 First photo was taken exactly a week ago, second pic is today. Gutted, it was growing so well. </p><p>I think the rabbit has decided to make somewhere between mine and my neighbours house its home as I saw it in her garden yesterday. Yes it’s cute but oh man, me plant!</p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F844%2F846%2F946%2F653%2F119%2Foriginal%2F13cad0b4e187f90e.jpeg\" alt=\"Orange leaves on Japanese Pieris plant in black pot\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F844%2F847%2F394%2F165%2F115%2Foriginal%2F3dbd194daaad8216.jpeg\" alt=\"Japanese Pieris plant in black pot looking very chewed up\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116844847687161535","date_published":"2026-07-01T13:01:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 13:01","date_timestamp":1782910883,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93237242","content_html":"<p>I ordered a blackout blind yesterday for the big skylight window in my bedroom and if it stops it feeling like a sauna it’ll be the best £200 I’ve ever spent! They said it’ll take 7-10 days to come in and then they’ll contact me to arrange to fit it. I’m keeping everything crossed that it’ll be up before the next heatwave but it’s not looking good 😫</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/843/934/229/485/412/original/7c36b30a20227ef1.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116843934471003850","date_published":"2026-07-01T09:09:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 09:09","date_timestamp":1782896949,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93188463","content_html":"<p>Went to the local supermarket to pick up some fruit and veg, couldn’t leave without adopting an orange rose plant 🍊🌹 <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/shotoniphone\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>shotoniphone</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/nature\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>nature</span></a></p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F839%2F420%2F985%2F649%2F815%2Foriginal%2Ff4d64fc010748fdd.jpeg\" alt=\"Orange rose plant in a white ceramic plant pot on a windowsill\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F839%2F421%2F399%2F034%2F698%2Foriginal%2F3974e831b2e31415.jpeg\" alt=\"Orange rose plant in a white ceramic plant pot on a windowsill\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116839421666973393","date_published":"2026-06-30T14:01:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 14:01","date_timestamp":1782828089,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93121399","content_html":"<p>New bath towel, who fish/dis? 🐟</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F833%2F452%2F650%2F737%2F061%2Foriginal%2Fe5c9a4f4819d2fe9.jpeg\" alt=\"White bath towel with blue fish\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116833452936977047","date_published":"2026-06-29T12:43:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 12:43","date_timestamp":1782737013,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93116280","content_html":"<p>Has anyone had Karma or Remedy soft drinks? I’m looking for nice refreshing fruity beverages for the summer (zero sugar preferably) and just saw both these brands on Ocado. I’ve put a few into my trolley, but wish there was a strawberry option</p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F832%2F932%2F318%2F033%2F437%2Foriginal%2Fd374fcfda3931180.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F832%2F932%2F626%2F985%2F163%2Foriginal%2F4ee757de4c8b1993.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F832%2F932%2F911%2F579%2F985%2Foriginal%2Fa44c1a781510de47.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F832%2F933%2F229%2F024%2F217%2Foriginal%2Fc3911ba9a5b19c77.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116832933505930823","date_published":"2026-06-29T10:31:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 10:31","date_timestamp":1782729087,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93113922","content_html":"<p>How I feel walking outside now that it isn’t a billion degrees</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/832/653/764/796/948/original/a076b62e233d181c.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116832654583496013","date_published":"2026-06-29T09:20:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 09:20","date_timestamp":1782724831,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93079004","content_html":"<p>I made and tried my first iced coffee today. I also made and tried my last iced coffee today. It’s a no from me.</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/828/745/875/568/001/original/e7e9c4baeb74b7e8.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116828746153179935","date_published":"2026-06-28T16:46:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 16:46","date_timestamp":1782665193,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93075448","content_html":"<p>Just put up a mesh magnetic screen curtain at the kitchen door so I can cook without melting or being joined by every insect in the land 🐝🦟🐜</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F828%2F401%2F533%2F445%2F537%2Foriginal%2Fa1f6058d62d2c7f9.jpeg\" alt=\"Mesh curtain on kitchen door with hill, trees and blue sky in background \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116828401910098362","date_published":"2026-06-28T15:19:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 15:19","date_timestamp":1782659941,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93033522","content_html":"<p>I was right in February, though turns out I’d be complaining about the heat in 4 months, not 6. </p><p>Also, after a brief reprieve from the heatwave this week we’re going to be right back at it in 10 days time. Y THO?!</p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F823%2F344%2F951%2F749%2F223%2Foriginal%2F961930a1676ffd62.jpeg\" alt=\"Screenshot of a mastodon post from 4 months ago where I was trying to enjoy the wet weather knowing I’d soon be complaining about the hot weather\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F823%2F345%2F388%2F941%2F869%2Foriginal%2Fb0e9ed5c294fdccd.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116823345646168511","date_published":"2026-06-27T17:53:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 17:53","date_timestamp":1782582788,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93028570","content_html":"<p>The cold setting on my hairdryer has done some heavy lifting this week ❄️ <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/heatwave\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>heatwave</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116822980903257984","date_published":"2026-06-27T16:20:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 16:20","date_timestamp":1782577223,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93020067","content_html":"<p>I wish this bedding was available in double, it looks so fresh. Kids get all the fun stuff <a href=\"https://www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.1314732001.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">www2.hm.com/en_gb/productpage.</span><span class=\"invisible\">1314732001.html</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F822%2F346%2F111%2F531%2F658%2Foriginal%2F88b9283b1c9ba269.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116822346357069095","date_published":"2026-06-27T13:39:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 13:39","date_timestamp":1782567540,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93019629","content_html":"<p>Little things #6 <a href=\"https://grainpixel.pika.page/posts/little-things-6\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">grainpixel.pika.page/posts/lit</span><span class=\"invisible\">tle-things-6</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116822298008367804","date_published":"2026-06-27T13:26:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 13:26","date_timestamp":1782566803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93018237","content_html":"<p>I’ve had to pause notifications on my Aqara video doorbell during sleeping hours as for two nights running I’ve been jolted awake by the “lingerer detected” notification between 3.30-4am. On reviewing the footage and my security camera there’s nobody there, but takes a while to fall back asleep after that 😳</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com/social-lol-media/media_attachments/files/116/822/181/962/355/054/original/63ea64aa358d57c9.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116822182234431606","date_published":"2026-06-27T12:57:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 12:57","date_timestamp":1782565036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92960263","content_html":"<p>I had to spell out my surname over the phone using the phonetic alphabet and for the first time in my life I did it fluently and didn’t say “F for frog!” like I usually do 😅</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116817006969730858","date_published":"2026-06-26T15:01:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 15:01","date_timestamp":1782486068,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92956792","content_html":"<p>The nice young polite Amazon delivery driver who always knocks gently and patiently waits for me open the door (rather than dropping the parcel and running) came today so I handed him a Cornetto and his face lit up 🍦 <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/heatwave\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>heatwave</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116816803871514623","date_published":"2026-06-26T14:09:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 14:09","date_timestamp":1782482969,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92951752","content_html":"<p>Extending my omg.lol membership to 2029 before the price increase in August. I only subscribe for the Mastodon instance rather than the other features the membership comes with. And at the current £15 per year that alone really is a steal <img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/40/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fcustom_emojis%2Fimages%2F000%2F237%2F007%2Fstatic%2F4efe03b326878f2a.png\" alt=\"prami_hearts_red\" class=\"custom_emoji\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116816447268135408","date_published":"2026-06-26T12:38:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 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preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116816069933569863","date_published":"2026-06-26T11:02:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 11:02","date_timestamp":1782471770,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92943571","content_html":"<p>Stocked up for at least the next 6 months 🫖 <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/tea\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>tea</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F815%2F839%2F411%2F771%2F132%2Foriginal%2Fa937b67465f1cfed.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116815839744684147","date_published":"2026-06-26T10:04:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 10:04","date_timestamp":1782468257,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92902253","content_html":"<p>Enjoying the breeze and garden colours 🌿</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F812%2F471%2F418%2F704%2F269%2Foriginal%2Fd96ea717d390726d.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116812471787965991","date_published":"2026-06-25T19:47:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 19:47","date_timestamp":1782416866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92891159","content_html":"<p>Doing totally normal things like putting my pyjama shorts set in the freezer ready for bed tonight.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116811702960567753","date_published":"2026-06-25T16:32:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 16:32","date_timestamp":1782405135,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92871957","content_html":"<p>🤨🤔🍕#pizza <a href=\"https://social.lol/tags/crumpets\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>crumpets</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F810%2F426%2F592%2F143%2F365%2Foriginal%2Fbc3510716438213f.jpeg\" alt=\"Packet of Warburtons Pizza flavour crumpets on black kitchen worktop \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime/116810426963405423","date_published":"2026-06-25T11:07:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Sam","url":"https://social.lol/@purplelime","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F456%2F572%2F209%2F494%2F883%2Foriginal%2F0a3501c464147d49.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"purplelime@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 11:07","date_timestamp":1782385665,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}