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He’s not on here (I don’t think), but I’m super damned proud of my best friend being named professor of the year by the honors council at the university where he teaches!

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@murden.bsky.social Is that what connects Westover Hills area over to the new high school through the woods?

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[in a voice that suggests extreme constipation] Hi. I’m Borkus Nargleton.

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Today was the perfect day for the “wet bike”. VO Zeppelin fenders on the Space Horse meant that I could still ride 30 miles in this crummy weather and it was mostly the humidity that made me wet.

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social Agreed; it reframed that whole damned song for me.

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@ploafmaster.com Thanks homie 😁

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Too Little Time at Joshua Tree \"a\"scrambling\"gigantic : ploafmaster.com

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“Chekhov’s mustelid” he said to the deaf ears of his family during the climactic scene of Kindergarten Cop.

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Sitting down with the family to watch a star war at Movieland. I have mixed feelings heading into this one, but love going to the movies with my wife and kids.

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FINALLY filled out passport forms for me, my wife, and both kids. Passport photo and application appointment made for 6/13 at Clover Hill Library. Trying to do an August trip to Montreal!

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@murden.bsky.social Any time I am with my family and see something like this I say “bike didn’t do that”

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@cultureofpleasure.bsky.social Yes!

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@murden.bsky.social I shot one of those on Super 8 film in 2010!

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Got a text AND email from FedEx about a bill for import duties for a Bluelug delivery back in February that I already received. SCOTUS said Trump’s tariffs were illegal. Can I pay FedEx with a “fuck you”?

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Some dumbass leaves a dockless scooter in front of a #bike rack? You better believe I’m HARD throwing that piece of shit on the ground (out of pedestrian right-of-way).

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Because I am an insufferable nerd, I just got a set of bore gauges so I can more accurately measure the interior diameter of seat tubes and such on #bike frames 😜

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God, this newsletter entry from Mike Monteiro on kids leaving home was really good. The last paragraph extracted some tears from me (via Kottke).

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@mrgan.com Obitch? Please.

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I finish riding my bike only to watch loads of videos about #bikes after I shower. If it wasn’t one million degrees outside today I would be working on bikes in my shed.

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This is my first pass at something ridiculous. I have not tried it yet, just planning. The idea is a century entirely within (or along) city borders. I give you the Richmond Stupid 100 v1: www.strava.com/routes/34…

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Tired (but beautiful) #bike ride. Glorious food and cocktails at ZZQ. Warm stroll around Carytown. Nearly zonking out on the sofa.

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Saturday deluxe.

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It’s Bike to Work Day and, if I felt valued by my employer, I might have biked to the office nobody uses anymore.

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Instead I may bike FOR work today.

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@mikeroneniner.bsky.social Yep! I know a few folks who had them and sold them because they were “too flexy” (they’re AL instead of your Moth Bar’s CroMo), but for me that’s a feature; soaks up lots of chatter on rough city streets.

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@mikeroneniner.bsky.social I think big, wide, sweepy bars on an old MTB are great. I have some of Ron’s bars on my 1990 Trek, and they’re exactly the right thing for that bike.

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I’m such a huge fan of Maxxis DTH tires that I wish they made them in 27.5 size. Even in 26” with tubes at 40 PSI, they’re comfy and have a versatile, fast-rolling tread.

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For whatever reason I’ve never been a big Sonic Youth fan, but dang it, “Incinerate” wore me down over the years. I dig that song, at least.

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Because of chaotic kid event scheduling we couldn’t get a reservation for a nice Mother’s Day meal. So I made steak and mashed potatoes (and hard-roasted broccoli) for Valerie. I tried the reverse sear method on some baller NY strips and HOLY GLOB! Best steak in years.

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Some gal at this state gymnastics meet just used “Tank!” by SEAT BELTS (theme from Cowboy Bebop) for her floor routine, and it ruled.

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Ruby Scoops for the birthday boy (my now 10YO kid)

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Haute Cycles Open House \"graffiti\"tiny : ploafmaster.com

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Alex Melton posted a real banger yesterday, a perfect intersection of my late teenage pop punk interests and the Paul Simon music that was one of my favorite songs (and videos) from my childhood:

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youtube.com/...

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Good lort, I got to ride 50+ miles on the #bike today. What stupendous weather, too.

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Shorter John Roberts: “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah”

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I was taping a frame and fork to prepare for clear-coating and I was starting to add little tape nubs in every little M5 hole (bottle cages, etc.) but then I realize since I have an M5 tap I can just chase those threads afterward if there are any issues adding a bottle cage or rack or whatever :-P

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@murden.bsky.social I really miss that place. I thought it was terrific.

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@ploafmaster.com Thanks! It all looks okay for me now. Maybe it was some temporary tech issue.

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@murden.bsky.social I never find these gems :-P

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Those derailleurs look basically like Schwinn-badged Shimano 400 series. Everything is in such great shape!

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@ploafmaster.com I mean, also trying to resist picking up a few well-loved XTR RD-M952 derailleurs as well.

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@murden.bsky.social I rode by that statue yesterday during what must have been an unveiling ceremony, because there were loads of people milling around it with drinks.

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@tcarmody.bsky.social As a native Jersey Shore rat, I think there’s a ton of overlap for me with those sandwiches. Pork roll all the time (on the now vanishing hard rolls—not kaiser rolls), chicken cutlet, etc. Didn’t have the Philly roast pork ’till I was older, but it rules.

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@tcarmody.bsky.social Does breakfast count? Because then I’d go for a good ol’ bacon, egg, and cheese.

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@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I love seeing him in pretty much anything, and it was a little delight to see him pop up as the fictional dad of his real life daughter’s fictional character on S1 of The Pitt.

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@cabel.panic.com Fair point! And responsible!

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@cabel.panic.com Whoa, which emulator is this one? I can’t seem to find it in the App Store.

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@mrgan.com Pascal’s wager!

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@mikeroneniner.bsky.social I have one of each! Edelux on my Space Horse, Beacon 2 on my Bombora. The Edelux is excellent, but I think the Beacon wins on brightness, ability to install in any direction, and the USB power output on the back.

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@ploafmaster.com Emerson, Lake, and Powell

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@ploafmaster.com Large Death

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@ploafmaster.com Confused Punk

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@ploafmaster.com KLE

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