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Could not be more excited that my former company and my beloved @verge are joining PMC. Everything is coming full circle. Should be a lot of fun. Let's roll. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/eater-verge-sbnation-sold-penske-media-1236624828/
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","url":"https://threads.net/ap/users/17841403971607085/post/18006753566739352/","date_published":"2026-06-08T08:23:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 08:23","date_timestamp":1780907030,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89869230","content_html":"Can’t believe it but I’ve turned this concept into a functional iOS app with the magic of Codex 🤯
8 little agents powered by Apple Foundation models with customizable system prompts in an iMessage-style UI
RE: https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXdBF8xjQjA
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RE: https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXx3uPwDSFf
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DX2ezULkni7","date_published":"2026-05-02T14:24:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 14:24","date_timestamp":1777731894,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89397065","content_html":"cannot wait to go see it again this weekend, it was impossibly good for a sequel made 20 years later
RE: https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXx3uPwDSFf
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXza4w0jf7p","date_published":"2026-05-01T09:52:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 09:52","date_timestamp":1777629178,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89358561","content_html":"The Devil Wears Prada 2 is a near-perfect encapsulation of this industry for anyone outside it and almost uncomfortably accurate for those inside. I hope it serves as a bit of a rallying cry for media and journalism. It also hit personally, for some of us it’s extremely relatable.
It’s also the rare truly excellent sequel. Somehow just as sharp but far more honest about power. Miranda was never the villain, the first movie just didn’t fully trust that. This one does. And the ending, just right.
Queen Camilla just popped out of the library
I love the new icons so much
RE: https://www.threads.com/@dreasstorm/post/DXmacAPgoIg
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","url":"https://threads.net/ap/users/17841403971607085/post/18127786063517442/","date_published":"2026-04-25T13:14:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 13:14","date_timestamp":1777122865,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88997976","content_html":"helluva headline for Laurene Powell Jobs’ publication to run, story glazes Jony (not surprising), for what it’s worth I think it’s an oversimplification and frankly a bit misguided but I do agree they should bring back keynotes! https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/04/tim-cook-ternus-apple/686893/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=edit-promo
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXkPE8HG3x5","date_published":"2026-04-25T12:21:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 12:21","date_timestamp":1777119670,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88969968","content_html":"Taking the Apple Agents Concept Even Further with Shortcuts, a Store, and Access Anywhere: https://parkerortolani.blog/2026/04/24/taking-the-apple-agents-concept.html
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DXigs2DFEvA","date_published":"2026-04-24T20:16:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 20:16","date_timestamp":1777061810,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88818678","content_html":"was inspired by the new OpenAI agent characters and put together a quick concept of how Apple could adapt little Finder guy into a series of mascots for their own agents
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\nThe Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere for spring? Groundbreaking.
#DevilWearsPrada2
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\ngot myself a new lil finder friend
![\"May](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-sea5-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-15%2F670000565_17957869275110405_8436657896133522247_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_e35_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D107%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D18de74%26efg%3DeyJlZmdfdGFnIjoiRkVFRC5iZXN0X2ltYWdlX3VybGdlbi5DMyJ9%26_nc_ohc%3DUhxzQ-NROSwQ7kNvwEzUUQ3%26_nc_oc%3DAdo35qHtKh96GF_LKba3IEKDaIAJft4HEhfClaSTMyXCJTLwqf2RkuozyeYmJo90PdyhRI49Lqfnm9qxZSox-nDV%26_nc_ad%3Dz-m%26_nc_cid%3D0%26_nc_zt%3D23%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-sea5-1.cdninstagram.com%26_nc_gid%3DOgALTdgBQ0bM64Y2bzkVHA%26_nc_ss%3D7a30f%26oh%3D00_Af0djjSHJmFyC8A5drR6UWmgKzfFc4AVNSlHtnmYRMQV2w%26oe%3D69E421E5\")
Particularly Scott. Deserved better.
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RE: https://www.threads.com/@mikeyslade/post/DWowN8gFB_H
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DWpxh4SjQvw","date_published":"2026-04-02T19:27:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 19:27","date_timestamp":1775158021,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87481168","content_html":"OpenAI buying TBPN is genius, crazy, but genius. https://www.wsj.com/cmo-today/openai-buys-tech-industry-talk-show-tbpn-484c01c5?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqfFr6LmfbY9Eaa6Y1ec2hYCcqmoUoqwNJl2l_IgwqnwjDQ1QYSm65vdQ2r4aXU%3D&gaa_ts=69ceac72&gaa_sig=TUmXVmfWBsRUaunUiM_jfL11QPQhHilq_MZC0rRuLmnI84JLRtlEian2u5szKZIlKQPinwhZiKtA6YbRoBVsmw%3D%3D
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RE: https://www.threads.com/@josegasparian/post/DWor4OTFGcU
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DWowLPUDTUB","date_published":"2026-04-02T09:55:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 09:55","date_timestamp":1775123757,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87038424","content_html":"There’s something poetic about the Mac Pro being discontinued as the MacBook Neo takes off like a rocket.
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DWXVLPvgbMz","date_published":"2026-03-26T15:33:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 15:33","date_timestamp":1774539186,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87033972","content_html":"I remember going with my dad to buy the original Mac Pro in 2006. They had to wheel it out to the car. End of an era.
","summary":"","url":"https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DWXOsIoFniY","date_published":"2026-03-26T14:36:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Parker Ortolani","url":"https://threads.net/@parkerortolani/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%2Fv%2Ft51.82787-19%2F557510431_17926036572110405_8899428713934540149_n.jpg%3Fstp%3Ddst-jpg_s403x403_tt6%26_nc_cat%3D103%26ccb%3D7-5%26_nc_sid%3D30ff31%26efg%3DeyJ2ZW5jb2RlX3RhZyI6InByb2ZpbGVfcGljLnd3dy41MTIuQzMifQ%253D%253D%26_nc_ohc%3DW9VmOVSMMBIQ7kNvwGSwX3f%26_nc_oc%3DAdqRyt4lsJX2BV3EyL3UqjHSqXpieWAMj5C0bR7kU31Pk0EffpLctiFGGszI6R-Od6n4Aj5y8rq0-SI9vVGsvZRV%26_nc_zt%3D24%26_nc_ht%3Dscontent-atl3-1.cdninstagram.com%26edm%3DAIRTincEAAAA%26_nc_gid%3DKswgLLkFb_Nt1CH7I1B1sg%26oh%3D00_Af-pTyfdWwaAqpnnd9VJHJg0diod1BLn8","_microblog":{"username":"parkerortolani@threads.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 14:36","date_timestamp":1774535785,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86650580","content_html":"it came to life exactly as I imagined it, truly unbelievable. Rocky’s portrayal may be the best alien in movie history.
RE: https://www.threads.com/@parkerortolani/post/DWIW6CCjacA
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#F1
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