{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - A cool crab wearing shades","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/neckspike@indiepocalypse.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"159885","username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social","bio":"They | Lesbian | Transphobes love to guess my AGAB wrong | Wizard (General Purpose) | #KamenRider #tokusatsu #SuperSentai #Ultraman #Dogengers","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png"},"items":[{"id":"99873396","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jasonkratz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jasonkratz</span></a></span> You gonna pay for it?</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/117504049387679563","date_published":"2026-10-25T23:05:03+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-25 23:05","date_timestamp":1792969503,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"99871893","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jasonkratz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jasonkratz</span></a></span> Yeah I know, I'm crippled and we're livestock to you people except when you want to pretend you care about us to defend your disgusting toy.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/117503842023244731","date_published":"2026-10-25T22:12:19+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-25 22:12","date_timestamp":1792966339,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"99830716","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jasonkratz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jasonkratz</span></a></span><br>no you're not you ablist cunt, stop trying to cripwash your bullshit generator as it takes some of the few jobs we can do.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/117499318953611316","date_published":"2026-10-25T03:02:02+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-25 03:02","date_timestamp":1792897322,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"99822587","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@brennan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>brennan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jasonkratz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jasonkratz</span></a></span> I have a brain injury and AI is fuckin shite, it can't do anything that would actually help me better than the tools that existed pre LLMs and in most cases is worse.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/117497963925376665","date_published":"2026-10-24T21:17:26+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-24 21:17","date_timestamp":1792876646,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92382550","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> ant legend. If you can get past the Beast you will live life on easy street for you and your colony.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/116722770992323786","date_published":"2026-06-09T23:35:41+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 23:35","date_timestamp":1781048141,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91083282","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sfba.social/@DeliaChristina\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DeliaChristina</span></a></span> yeah Meta has been trying to market them to cops and ICE</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/116652815752813252","date_published":"2026-05-28T15:05:09+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-28 15:05","date_timestamp":1779980709,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"76066525","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> Oh goodness! I'm very fond of Pica, please give her some pets for me.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115394738306820823","date_published":"2025-10-18T10:39:30+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-18 10:39","date_timestamp":1760783970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"76066524","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> Oh no, does that mean?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115394727616648234","date_published":"2025-10-18T10:36:47+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-18 10:36","date_timestamp":1760783807,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"75082976","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span><br>want more coverage? get your ass out there talking to people like they're human beings</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115323074437073452","date_published":"2025-10-05T18:54:26+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-05 18:54","date_timestamp":1759690466,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"75082975","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span><br>yeah. it could maybe be pulped and bleached for toilet paper, there should be a better system for this. everyone gets the same amount for their campaign and a single color, soy ink pamphlet goes out detailing all candidates platforms. get the money out of this crap</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115323071119375992","date_published":"2025-10-05T18:53:36+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-05 18:53","date_timestamp":1759690416,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"75082974","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> god I hate election mailers, what a waste of paper.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115322890678461992","date_published":"2025-10-05T18:07:42+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-05 18:07","date_timestamp":1759687662,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"72759275","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://universeodon.com/@Virginicus\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Virginicus</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://scicomm.xyz/@dantheclamman\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dantheclamman</span></a></span> when something looks like shit but is actually very useful, call that <a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/tags/pseudofeces\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>pseudofeces</span></a></p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/115142663730605527","date_published":"2025-09-03T22:13:37+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-03 22:13","date_timestamp":1756937617,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61381861","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sundogplanets</span></a></span> it's more fashionable than when people use duct tape!</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/114274436186119967","date_published":"2025-04-03T14:11:57+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-03 14:11","date_timestamp":1743689517,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59851864","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> I tripped on a corner in Manhattan and like 5 people were picking me up before I hit the ground, it was amazing. A lady pressed a bottle of water into my hand and I had to stumble after her because I didn't have heat stroke like she was assuming (I'm just clumsy af and wasn't paying as much attention as I should have)</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/114163137648002765","date_published":"2025-03-14T22:27:16+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-14 22:27","date_timestamp":1741991236,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"57959261","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@farah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>farah</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mekkaokereke</span></a></span> They should also have age appropriate sex education so they're not shamed or confused into silence if someone tries to molest them.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/114031502983111141","date_published":"2025-02-19T16:30:50+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-19 16:30","date_timestamp":1739982650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"57959260","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@farah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>farah</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mekkaokereke</span></a></span> I mean, if they could encounter a gun (like if they live in the US) I think they should know what a real one looks like and it be impressed upon them it's very serious do not attempt to play with it, go tell an adult. Much like we teach kindegarteners to be careful crossing the street and not to play on train tracks.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/114031495603817584","date_published":"2025-02-19T16:28:57+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-19 16:28","date_timestamp":1739982537,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"57430522","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.cat/@skye\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skye</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://nsinteger.com/@zacwest\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>zacwest</span></a></span> there's still some drm that can't be removed but I think it's totally fine to put a copy obtained from other avenues in your digital library in place of those few.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/113992964351459016","date_published":"2025-02-12T21:09:57+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-12 21:09","date_timestamp":1739394597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53136930","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> oh yeah even out here in the burbs i'm not going to the store unless it's critical, everyone's getting their last minute things and they are stressed af about it.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/113704620247217545","date_published":"2024-12-23T23:00:15+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-23 23:00","date_timestamp":1734994815,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52617166","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mitchw\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mitchw</span></a></span> A lot of this stuff was made up by advertisers to entice people to buy their new products.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/113676527844473689","date_published":"2024-12-18T23:55:59+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-18 23:55","date_timestamp":1734566159,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49328642","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wetdry.world/@gavi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gavi</span></a></span> THEY ARE THEY ARE SO FLUFFY AND PRETTY AND LOOK NICE TO PET BUT YOU SHOULDN'T</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/113456186784500718","date_published":"2024-11-10T02:00:22+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-10 02:00","date_timestamp":1731204022,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49328641","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wetdry.world/@gavi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gavi</span></a></span> and the infamous Cow Killer Ant, which is a wingless wasp with a notoriously painful sting</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/113456179662261755","date_published":"2024-11-10T01:58:33+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-10 01:58","date_timestamp":1731203913,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"44254636","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sunny.garden/@forestine\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>forestine</span></a></span> oh big mood.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/112922574651996393","date_published":"2024-08-07T20:15:47+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-08-07 20:15","date_timestamp":1723061747,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"44254644","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sunny.garden/@forestine\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>forestine</span></a></span> it really does just all fall apart if you look at it with any scrutiny. I'm on the masc side and it's just a vibe I've embraced and couldn't define in any way that makes real sense.</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/112922556559734438","date_published":"2024-08-07T20:11:10+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-08-07 20:11","date_timestamp":1723061470,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"40845567","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@floatybirb\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>floatybirb</span></a></span> I've seen a little dust devil and that was eerie enough for me I don't need to see that stretching from the sky to the ground</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/112725850245828843","date_published":"2024-07-04T02:26:10+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-04 02:26","date_timestamp":1720059970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"39237580","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@tuban_muzuru\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tuban_muzuru</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fediscience.org/@Ruth_Mottram\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Ruth_Mottram</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> they sound adorable</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/112588877751627875","date_published":"2024-06-09T21:52:16+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-09 21:52","date_timestamp":1717969936,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"39237578","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fediscience.org/@Ruth_Mottram\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Ruth_Mottram</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@tuban_muzuru\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tuban_muzuru</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> they live in the deep sea, I wish I could just find them in my compost : (</p>","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/users/neckspike/statuses/112588864419466175","date_published":"2024-06-09T21:48:52+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-09 21:48","date_timestamp":1717969732,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"13706575","content_html":"<p>Let's catch up on Precure. I was enjoying Delipre but got way behind.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109293737778184049","date_published":"2022-11-05T23:14:50+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-05 23:14","date_timestamp":1667690090,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706574","content_html":"<p>Prospera has a wild mullet under that helmet, it's kinda hot<br><a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/tags/Gundam\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Gundam</span></a> <a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/tags/gwitch\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>gwitch</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109293175657063971","date_published":"2022-11-05T20:51:53+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-05 20:51","date_timestamp":1667681513,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706573","content_html":"<p>Would love to live in a place with no yelling, especially about stupid horseshit</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109292806878218977","date_published":"2022-11-05T19:18:06+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-05 19:18","date_timestamp":1667675886,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706572","content_html":"<p>Something my friend said and yeah, that's how I'm trying to be</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F109%2F292%2F008%2F683%2F783%2F161%2Foriginal%2F0ad3f33b8e565b13.png\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109292013964482666","date_published":"2022-11-05T15:56:27+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-05 15:56","date_timestamp":1667663787,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706571","content_html":"<p>Chapter 2 of The Mirror Lies, The Whole World's Wrong is up!<br><a href=\"https://archiveofourown.org/works/42793185/chapters/107627511\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">archiveofourown.org/works/4279</span><span class=\"invisible\">3185/chapters/107627511</span></a></p><p>I really enjoy writing dreams.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109286232528638649","date_published":"2022-11-04T15:26:09+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-04 15:26","date_timestamp":1667575569,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706570","content_html":"<p>Those'll happen as they happen. Want to finish another chapter of They Walk Among Us this month and hopefully The Kuuga Atrocity™ can be unleashed upon the tag.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109282852057231634","date_published":"2022-11-04T01:06:27+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-04 01:06","date_timestamp":1667523987,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706569","content_html":"<p>I have prompts for 5 more chapters so far.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109282844746318724","date_published":"2022-11-04T01:04:36+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-04 01:04","date_timestamp":1667523876,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706568","content_html":"<p>Prepping a new chapter for The Mirror Lies, to post tomorrow when I'm sober. It's nice to get the dopamine bursts from comments while I'm stuck in the chair for infusion all day.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109282826484730613","date_published":"2022-11-04T00:59:57+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-04 00:59","date_timestamp":1667523597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706567","content_html":"<p>Lessons from Black Sun Bilgenia: No matter how wrong you've been, you can choose to do the right thing now.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109281432109817247","date_published":"2022-11-03T19:05:21+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 19:05","date_timestamp":1667502321,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706566","content_html":"Rated G and pretty canon-typical, finished one-shot for a fic exchange.\"Motorcycle Race\" is my longest work and I still think one of my strongest. Kamen Rider Ex-Aid/Kamen Rider W crossover where Kiriya is called in to assist the Fuuto PD with a case involving both Dopants and the Bugst... <a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280544426328013\">indiepocalypse.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280544426328013","date_published":"2022-11-03T15:19:36+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 15:19","date_timestamp":1667488776,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706565","content_html":"E for detailed gore and body horror, Work in Progress but closing in on the end. \"They Walk Among Us\" is a Kamen Rider Blade fic from the perspective of a xenobiologist dragged to a traffic accident scene in the middle of the night in rural Hokkaido.https://archiveofourown.org/works/285... <a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280523908834822\">indiepocalypse.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280523908834822","date_published":"2022-11-03T15:14:22+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 15:14","date_timestamp":1667488462,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706564","content_html":"<p>I write nearly all tokusatsu based fic because that's a pretty big hyperfixation. A fair variety, some stuff would be pretty canon-typical, there's some smutty stuff, and some fairly graphic horror. All appropriately labelled and warned, of course.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280509721696971","date_published":"2022-11-03T15:10:46+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 15:10","date_timestamp":1667488246,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706563","content_html":"Lately I've had big Kamen Rider OOO brainworms, since the OOO 10th movie came out. Like a lot of people I was a bit underwhelmed after how much Toei hyped it up, but it did cause Selfish Desires to claw it's way out of my skull:https://archiveofourown.org/works/37907203T rating for bloo... <a href=\"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280466893005053\">indiepocalypse.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280466893005053","date_published":"2022-11-03T14:59:52+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 14:59","date_timestamp":1667487592,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706562","content_html":"<p>Ah there we go got Tusky logged into the right account now</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109280418770803837","date_published":"2022-11-03T14:47:38+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 14:47","date_timestamp":1667486858,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706561","content_html":"<p>It's me, Neck. You friendly neighborhood toku weirdo. I migrated my account over to indiepocalypse. <br>I write fanfiction that can largely be found at <a href=\"https://archiveofourown.org/users/neckspike\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">archiveofourown.org/users/neck</span><span class=\"invisible\">spike</span></a><br>I do other random art stuff at times<br>I like finding bugs in my yard and taking pictures of them too</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109277107581854981","date_published":"2022-11-03T00:45:33+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 00:45","date_timestamp":1667436333,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706560","content_html":"<p>OK there we go, I think it's got my full following list now. Was just taking time to process.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109276913562295065","date_published":"2022-11-02T23:56:13+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-02 23:56","date_timestamp":1667433373,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13706559","content_html":"<p>Hmm, not sure it brought all my follows over. Yea there's definitely a lot more in the csv file than actually showing on my account</p>","summary":"","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike/109276521011344095","date_published":"2022-11-02T22:16:23+00:00","author":{"name":"A cool crab wearing shades","url":"https://indiepocalypse.social/@neckspike","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Findiepocalypse.files.fedi.monster%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F276%2F223%2F393%2F119%2F848%2Foriginal%2F8ea0f5c31eb8dcc4.png","_microblog":{"username":"neckspike@indiepocalypse.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-02 22:16","date_timestamp":1667427383,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}