{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Michael Schwinges","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mschwinges@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"204293","username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social","bio":"Hi, I’m an indie iOS developer and creator of ePub Pro, Transmission Radio and PDF Library. BA Linguistics, BSc Informatics, currently studying Linguistics Honours 🇿🇦 🏳️‍🌈","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":2,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"89516229","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>manton</span></a></span> have you requested a call? Iirc it did the trick for Casey/Callsheet? It worked for me in the past too to discuss a misconception of the guidelines / the app's implementation with a sympathetic person from App Review</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/116511752485038067","date_published":"2026-05-03T17:10:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:10","date_timestamp":1777828254,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"82539159","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@lapcatsoftware\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lapcatsoftware</span></a></span> The new one is gorgeous!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/115933630118950376","date_published":"2026-01-21T14:46:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-21 14:46","date_timestamp":1769006807,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73825975","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@bazscott\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bazscott</span></a></span> I recently accused parts of Liquid Glass as being 5 or 6 Android Floating Action Buttons arranged around the edges - this is actually transparent FABs masquerading as a design language</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/115224661675050609","date_published":"2025-09-18T09:46:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-18 09:46","date_timestamp":1758188807,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73818977","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@rhysmorgan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rhysmorgan</span></a></span> I think it’s being called Toxic Mediocrity now and I challenge anyone to come up with a better term 😀</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/115224081521846412","date_published":"2025-09-18T07:19:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-18 07:19","date_timestamp":1758179954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73746847","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@harshil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>harshil</span></a></span> I kind of prefer my keyboard to do what it says on the label! Is this specific to a region or locale?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/115219329270393050","date_published":"2025-09-17T11:10:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-17 11:10","date_timestamp":1758107441,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"71728222","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://appdot.net/@morrick\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>morrick</span></a></span> I just can’t follow an argument which states that since screens might disappear seamlessly into the physical edge, everything must become transparent / low-contrast / difficult to read “because concentric corners”</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/115067038189110882","date_published":"2025-08-21T13:41:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-21 13:41","date_timestamp":1755783663,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"68315123","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://post.lurk.org/@lucas\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lucas</span></a></span> It’s user-initiated… can’t poll at an interval because ShazamKit is rate limited but also it shows the recording indictor while it’s listening.</p><p>PS wow I love the Macrowave UI! Maybe the revolt against Liquid Glass begins with distinctive apps, not by opening yet more Feedbacks.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114804960619415638","date_published":"2025-07-06T06:51:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-06 06:51","date_timestamp":1751784677,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"67984600","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@thaddeus\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>thaddeus</span></a></span> Accessibility regression” expresses it so perfectly!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114779358243547052","date_published":"2025-07-01T18:20:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-01 18:20","date_timestamp":1751394016,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"67970243","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@marcoarment\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>marcoarment</span></a></span> Our Roman alphabet has easily distinguishable characters… imagine trying to read complex Kanji or Hanzi with many strokes in these effects at a small size; I’d desperately love to know if this is an issue or was considered</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114778830491595986","date_published":"2025-07-01T16:06:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-01 16:06","date_timestamp":1751385963,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"66965494","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@_Davidsmith\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>_Davidsmith</span></a></span> Thank you for sharing - it stood out to me that section headers no longer render entirely in capital letters and to check this in lists.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114698523583335181","date_published":"2025-06-17T11:42:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-17 11:42","date_timestamp":1750160577,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"66498201","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@craiggrannell\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>craiggrannell</span></a></span> I've been idly wondering how much of Material Design was driven by Google having designers with deep print background experience? Who are tasked with creating the most crisp, legible UI system possible, almost as if they had spies within Alan Dye's team...</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F664%2F053%2F115%2F663%2F841%2Foriginal%2Fa05441f553dbfd44.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114664053193693587","date_published":"2025-06-11T09:36:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-11 09:36","date_timestamp":1749634600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"66355548","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@marcoarment\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>marcoarment</span></a></span> You’re only screwed when Apple fixes sync in Podcasts 😂</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114654673564796158","date_published":"2025-06-09T17:51:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-09 17:51","date_timestamp":1749491478,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"63406884","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@craiggrannell\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>craiggrannell</span></a></span> Prediction: Using Apple's IAP is going to become a big App Store Search rank signal if it isn't one already</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114432030061680780","date_published":"2025-05-01T10:10:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-01 10:10","date_timestamp":1746094208,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62740656","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://macaw.social/@mergesort\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mergesort</span></a></span> Great tip – I use these oversized Lego boxes to keep cables etc neatly organised and accessible near my desk</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F382%2F471%2F763%2F684%2F639%2Foriginal%2Fd64cf3ef19ec60b6.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114382471831865324","date_published":"2025-04-22T16:06:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-22 16:06","date_timestamp":1745338010,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61389131","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@palmin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>palmin</span></a></span> Every day I eat a tasty lunch :-)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114274906589790082","date_published":"2025-04-03T16:11:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-03 16:11","date_timestamp":1743696694,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61268628","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.cloud/@markusms\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>markusms</span></a></span> Yes - I’m involved in an app that for for a long had “free” in one of the screenshots; most recent update was rejected because the app’s free cost was referenced in the screenshot…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114267230317735942","date_published":"2025-04-02T07:39:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-02 07:39","date_timestamp":1743579564,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59470526","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@danielsaidi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>danielsaidi</span></a></span> It was a cheeky post (sorry) but with more thought, if App Review doesn’t like users opening KeyboardKit and landing on what looks like Settings, it might be an idea to lean into that and do something quite distinctive</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114139339258216180","date_published":"2025-03-10T17:35:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-10 17:35","date_timestamp":1741628101,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"59469527","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@danielsaidi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>danielsaidi</span></a></span> I was on your Twitch stream earlier, would repurposing some of Wally's full leather with stitching views work? :-)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/114139292049010223","date_published":"2025-03-10T17:23:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-10 17:23","date_timestamp":1741627381,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"55454356","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mister.computer/@kyle\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kyle</span></a></span> I popped the data SIM from one of my iPads into a burner phone to verify the no. and then put it straight back into the iPad :-)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113859444792034685","date_published":"2025-01-20T07:14:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-20 07:14","date_timestamp":1737357250,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"55176892","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@MuseumShuffle\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>MuseumShuffle</span></a></span> Coincidentally I just posted that Apple Weather is predicting 63mm of rain for Johannesburg, and we don't get snow so can't be that it's mixing them up... Something weird with their data.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113838918357843390","date_published":"2025-01-16T16:14:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-16 16:14","date_timestamp":1737044042,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"54830308","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@superbetsy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>superbetsy</span></a></span> Not yet... but your post made me seek the The Guardian's review - which has this mic drop: \"Let’s just say the reader is left reeling as the book’s conceit is revealed and the novel ascends to the plane of true, indisputable greatness\".</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113814120682555696","date_published":"2025-01-12T07:07:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-12 07:07","date_timestamp":1736665659,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"51116375","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@denisdepalatis\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>denisdepalatis</span></a></span> Such a beautiful icon Denis :-)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113590576780220383","date_published":"2024-12-03T19:37:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-03 19:37","date_timestamp":1733254650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50797078","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@danielpunkass\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>danielpunkass</span></a></span> PPS I would also walk up to you as a stranger and tell you that you're amazing – I absolutely refuse to get into a pool that is not at least 25º C / 77º F</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113570539140442942","date_published":"2024-11-30T06:41:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-30 06:41","date_timestamp":1732948900,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50796991","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@danielpunkass\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>danielpunkass</span></a></span> Tell your son you're no more humble than your talents require :-)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113570527718828947","date_published":"2024-11-30T06:38:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-30 06:38","date_timestamp":1732948726,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"48905493","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>stroughtonsmith</span></a></span> What makes these ads offensive not funny is that these are the same people failing upwards and upwards and upwards on LinkedIn with their humblebragging and thought leadership.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/113425439943868533","date_published":"2024-11-04T15:41:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael Schwinges","url":"https://mastodon.social/@mschwinges","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F355%2F000%2F942%2F308%2F842%2Foriginal%2Fb4fc703ecef2ed28.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mschwinges@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-04 15:41","date_timestamp":1730734862,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"19775389","content_html":"<p>Well this is great news!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/mschwinges/statuses/110510503708398805","date_published":"2023-06-08T20:34:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Michael 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