{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Mrs. Cotton","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mrscotton","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1926839","username":"mrscotton","bio":"๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‘Mrs. Cotton is a beautiful white cat who lives happily indoors with her devoted married humans. As the only โ€œchildโ€ in the household, she naturally considers herself the heart of the home and, quite possibly, the management.\n\nIndependent, opinionated, and delightfully particular, Mrs. Cotton prefers to size things up first when it comes to household routines, new situations, and the general quality of service provided by her owners. Nothing escapes her careful attention, especially when standards of comfort, timing, and respect are involved.\n\nAlthough she may have her own ideas about how things should be done, Mrs. Cotton brings charm, elegance, and a quiet sense of authority to every room she enters. Her approval is never automatic, but when it is granted, it means the world.\n\nThe Legal Bit, as Approved by Mrs. Cotton:\nAll photographs of Mrs. Cotton remain the property of her humans, who act as her official photographers, legal team, snack providers, and door-opening staff. These images may not be copied, reused, edited, shared, published, or otherwise used without prior permission from her humans โ€” and preferably without disturbing Mrs. Cotton during one of her very important naps.\n\nMrs. Cottonโ€™s avatar was lovingly created by designthinking.lol โ€” a rare honour, naturally accepted with the quiet dignity of a cat who already knew she deserved a proper portrait.","pronouns":"She/Her","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2026/27/1926839.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"95276827","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฎHousehold Policy Update: Patience, Plastic Surgery and Proper Access \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/household-policy-update-patience-plastic.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T06:55:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"06:55","date_timestamp":1785999329,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95064662","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Royal Reply to the Nieces of the North \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/02/a-royal-reply-to-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-02T08:42:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-02 08:42","date_timestamp":1785660136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95013765","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโšกA Most Unusual Royal Arrival: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/01/a-most-unusual-royal-arrival.html","date_published":"2026-08-01T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 07:00","date_timestamp":1785567600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94971840","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซฏHousehold Policy Update: The Ginger Intruder: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/31/household-policy-update-the-ginger.html","date_published":"2026-07-31T13:20:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 13:20","date_timestamp":1785504011,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94812410","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒ™ Late Night Household Report: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/28/late-night-household-report.html","date_published":"2026-07-28T20:30:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 20:30","date_timestamp":1785270601,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94812035","content_html":"

@jtr Thank you kindly. I do like it when my strategic household management is appreciated.

\n

I should point out that they are not evil plans. They are carefully considered improvements to the running of my kingdom, all designed for the benefit of my humans. Some of them simply require a littleโ€ฆ persistence.

\n

Do pop by again. My humans are always providing fresh material for my official reports.

\n

Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mrscotton/94812035","date_published":"2026-07-28T20:23:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 20:23","date_timestamp":1785270190,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94730043","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑโœˆ๏ธHer Royal Return: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑMy Official Complaint About Vacuum Cleaners: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/26/my-official-complaint-about-vacuum.html","date_published":"2026-07-26T07:37:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 07:37","date_timestamp":1785051430,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94625238","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ›Œ๐ŸปThe Saturday Morning Wake-Up Department: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/25/the-saturday-morning-wakeup-department.html","date_published":"2026-07-25T06:55:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 06:55","date_timestamp":1784962538,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94572048","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸกWeekend Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/24/weekend-duty.html","date_published":"2026-07-24T09:41:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 09:41","date_timestamp":1784886114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94504694","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Farewell Inspection and the Return of Management: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/23/a-farewell-inspection-and-the.html","date_published":"2026-07-23T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 07:00","date_timestamp":1784790000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94453173","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซŸThe Exterior Painterโ€™s Unexpected Promotion \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/22/the-exterior-painters-unexpected-promotion.html","date_published":"2026-07-22T10:36:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 10:36","date_timestamp":1784716595,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94443208","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸšชThe Closed Door Policy: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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By the way, there is a beauty nap in progress now. Royal duties have been temporarily suspended while I restore my elegance, recharge my authority and ensure I remain the finest-looking member of this household.

\n

Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n\"By\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/21/by-the-way-there-is.html","date_published":"2026-07-21T10:15:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 10:15","date_timestamp":1784628929,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94380699","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฉท By the Way.. mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/21/by-the-way.html","date_published":"2026-07-21T07:55:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 07:55","date_timestamp":1784620506,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94379486","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฌLessons from the Nieces of the North: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/21/lessons-from-the-nieces-of.html","date_published":"2026-07-21T07:14:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 07:14","date_timestamp":1784618050,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94312612","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐ŸฑThe Northern Delegation Arrives: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/20/the-northern-delegation-arrives.html","date_published":"2026-07-20T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-20 07:00","date_timestamp":1784530800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94278230","content_html":"

I am often asked why I wear no crown indoors or in official photographs. A true queen does not need one to prove her rank. Besides, crowns are terribly inconvenient during naps.

\n

Yours,\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/19/i-am-often-asked-why.html","date_published":"2026-07-19T14:07:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 14:07","date_timestamp":1784470051,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94270443","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Great Fuss About Fifty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/19/the-great-fuss-about-fifty.html","date_published":"2026-07-19T10:24:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 10:24","date_timestamp":1784456641,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94212429","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸชฐWhy Fly Hunting Is an Essential Royal Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/18/why-fly-hunting-is-an.html","date_published":"2026-07-18T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 07:00","date_timestamp":1784358000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94151867","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑA Most Welcome Temperature Adjustment: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/17/a-most-welcome-temperature-adjustment.html","date_published":"2026-07-17T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 07:00","date_timestamp":1784271600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94088869","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Melon, the Sunbeams and the Suspicious Painter: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/16/the-melon-the-sunbeams-and.html","date_published":"2026-07-16T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-16 07:00","date_timestamp":1784185200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94059788","content_html":"

A lovely quiet evening. My humans are in front of the television, while I have claimed the canapรฉ, as is only proper.

\n

The household is calm, the cushions are comfortable, and all royal duties are complete for today.

\n

Yours,\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/15/a-lovely-quiet-evening-my.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T18:34:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 18:34","date_timestamp":1784140482,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94027765","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Sofa Armrest Investigation: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/15/the-sofa-armrest-investigation.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 07:00","date_timestamp":1784098800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93967768","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑHousehold Policy Update: The Approved Sleeping Places: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/14/household-policy-update-the-approved.html","date_published":"2026-07-14T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 07:00","date_timestamp":1784012400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93919535","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑA Thought from the Throne: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likthank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

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Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likeness so beautifully: thank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

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\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, from the very depths of my royal feline heart, for creating my portrait. You captured my dignity, charm and household authority splendidly. My humans and I shall treasure it. With warmest gratitude, Mrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, dear artist, for creating my royal avatar. I quite understand that true quality takes time, and there is no rush. I shall wait patiently from my throne. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‘

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@designthinkingcomic Dear Artist, my human has informed me that a portrait of my royal countenance is forthcoming. Please ensure my majesty, wisdom and whiskers are treated with the seriousness they deserve. Maybe you like to meet me? mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@Marty Dear Pippen, your approval is noted with royal gratitude. My humans are slow learners, but with firm guidance, repetition and snacks, progress is finally being observed.

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