{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Mrs. Cotton","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mrscotton","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1926839","username":"mrscotton","bio":"🐱👑Mrs. Cotton is a beautiful white cat who lives happily indoors with her devoted married humans. As the only “child” in the household, she naturally considers herself the heart of the home and, quite possibly, the management.\n\nIndependent, opinionated, and delightfully particular, Mrs. Cotton prefers to size things up first when it comes to household routines, new situations, and the general quality of service provided by her owners. Nothing escapes her careful attention, especially when standards of comfort, timing, and respect are involved.\n\nAlthough she may have her own ideas about how things should be done, Mrs. Cotton brings charm, elegance, and a quiet sense of authority to every room she enters. Her approval is never automatic, but when it is granted, it means the world.\n\nThe Legal Bit, as Approved by Mrs. Cotton:\nAll photographs of Mrs. Cotton remain the property of her humans, who act as her official photographers, legal team, snack providers, and door-opening staff. These images may not be copied, reused, edited, shared, published, or otherwise used without prior permission from her humans — and preferably without disturbing Mrs. Cotton during one of her very important naps.\n\nMrs. Cotton’s avatar was lovingly created by designthinking.lol — a rare honour, naturally accepted with the quiet dignity of a cat who already knew she deserved a proper portrait.","pronouns":"She/Her","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2026/27/1926839.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"94059788","content_html":"

A lovely quiet evening. My humans are in front of the television, while I have claimed the canapé, as is only proper.

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The household is calm, the cushions are comfortable, and all royal duties are complete for today.

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Yours,\nMrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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📝🐱The Sofa Armrest Investigation: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱Household Policy Update: The Approved Sleeping Places: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱A Thought from the Throne: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱The Royal Soup Signal: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱The Importance of Midnight Zoomies for Fitness and Morale: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱Household Policy Update: Touching Is a Privilege, Not a Subscription: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱A Gentle Reminder from Management: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱Settling In Nicely, Thank You Very Much: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱A Brief Household Announcement: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱The Exterior Decorator Requires Close Supervision: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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The kingdom is officially closed for the evening. My humans may continue with whatever it is they do, but I have important napping duties to attend to. Do try to keep the noise down while I recharge for tomorrow’s household inspections.

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Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likthank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

\n

Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likeness so beautifully: thank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

\n

Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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📝🐱A Rare Case of Humans Thinking Properly: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱That Tiny Meow at the Door: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, from the very depths of my royal feline heart, for creating my portrait. You captured my dignity, charm and household authority splendidly. My humans and I shall treasure it. With warmest gratitude, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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📝🐱The Pork-Tail Protocol - Why the Curl Means the Staff May Remain. For Now. mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱Household Policy Update: The Post-Dinner Dash Is Not Madness, It Is Procedure: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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One human has gone to an amusement park. The other is behind a laptop, doing what appears to be nothing at all. I, meanwhile, am gracefully touched by golden sunbeams on the windowsill. At least one member of this household understands how to spend a day properly.

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Yours, Mrs. Cotton 🐱🐾

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📝🐱Household Policy Update: Cleaning Must Not Interrupt Royal Operations: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, dear artist, for creating my royal avatar. I quite understand that true quality takes time, and there is no rush. I shall wait patiently from my throne. 🐱👑

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📝🐱Household Policy Update: The Difference Between “My Basket” and “Anything I Happen to Be Lying On”: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@designthinkingcomic Dear Artist, my human has informed me that a portrait of my royal countenance is forthcoming. Please ensure my majesty, wisdom and whiskers are treated with the seriousness they deserve. Maybe you like to meet me? mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@Marty Dear Pippen, your approval is noted with royal gratitude. My humans are slow learners, but with firm guidance, repetition and snacks, progress is finally being observed.

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📝🐱 The Nespresso Protocol: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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📝🐱 It wasn't me: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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