{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Mrs. Cotton","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mrscotton","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1926839","username":"mrscotton","bio":"๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‘Mrs. Cotton is a beautiful white cat who lives happily indoors with her devoted married humans. As the only โ€œchildโ€ in the household, she naturally considers herself the heart of the home and, quite possibly, the management.\n\nIndependent, opinionated, and delightfully particular, Mrs. Cotton prefers to size things up first when it comes to household routines, new situations, and the general quality of service provided by her owners. Nothing escapes her careful attention, especially when standards of comfort, timing, and respect are involved.\n\nAlthough she may have her own ideas about how things should be done, Mrs. Cotton brings charm, elegance, and a quiet sense of authority to every room she enters. Her approval is never automatic, but when it is granted, it means the world.\n\nThe Legal Bit, as Approved by Mrs. Cotton:\nAll photographs of Mrs. Cotton remain the property of her humans, who act as her official photographers, legal team, snack providers, and door-opening staff. These images may not be copied, reused, edited, shared, published, or otherwise used without prior permission from her humans โ€” and preferably without disturbing Mrs. Cotton during one of her very important naps.\n\nMrs. Cottonโ€™s avatar was lovingly created by designthinking.lol โ€” a rare honour, naturally accepted with the quiet dignity of a cat who already knew she deserved a proper portrait.","pronouns":"She/Her","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2026/27/1926839.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"96555631","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ’” The Circle of Friendship Has Lost a Gentleman: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/28/the-circle-of-friendship-has.html","date_published":"2026-08-28T14:54:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:54","date_timestamp":1787928892,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96252994","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฅฃ The Five-Minute Rule for Empty Food Bowls: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโญMajor Starbert Reports for Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฎHousehold Policy Update: The Overnight Delivery: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/14/household-policy-update-the-overnight.html","date_published":"2026-08-14T11:13:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 11:13","date_timestamp":1786705997,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95723052","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘Household Policy Update: A New Trainee Has Arrived: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/13/household-policy-update-a-new.html","date_published":"2026-08-13T20:10:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-13 20:10","date_timestamp":1786651858,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95624635","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโฐThe 7:30 Inspection and My Night-Time Duties: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/12/the-inspection-and-my-nighttime.html","date_published":"2026-08-12T07:29:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 07:29","date_timestamp":1786519749,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95590359","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸชฑHousehold Policy Update: Treachery by Pipette: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/household-policy-update-treachery-by.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T17:14:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 17:14","date_timestamp":1786468450,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95569015","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿช–A New Recruit in the Ring of Friendship \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/a-new-recruit-in-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T10:46:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 10:46","date_timestamp":1786445194,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95560292","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฌHousehold Policy Update: An Anniversary of Considerable Importance: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/household-policy-update-garden-security.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T06:43:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 06:43","date_timestamp":1786430615,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95509742","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŸHousehold Policy Update: The Open-Door Night Shift: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/10/household-policy-update-the-opendoor.html","date_published":"2026-08-10T10:38:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 10:38","date_timestamp":1786358318,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95335198","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽ‚A Birthday Audience for the Male-Human: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/07/a-birthday-audience-for-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-07T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-07 07:00","date_timestamp":1786086000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95313795","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸšชThe Doors Stay Open: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/the-doors-stay-open.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T20:34:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 20:34","date_timestamp":1786048440,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95297557","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿก From Jutta to Mrs. Cotton: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/from-jutta-to-mrs-cotton.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T15:05:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 15:05","date_timestamp":1786028737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95276827","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฎHousehold Policy Update: Patience, Plastic Surgery and Proper Access \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/household-policy-update-patience-plastic.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T06:55:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 06:55","date_timestamp":1785999329,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95064662","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Royal Reply to the Nieces of the North \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/02/a-royal-reply-to-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-02T08:42:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-02 08:42","date_timestamp":1785660136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95013765","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโšกA Most Unusual Royal Arrival: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/01/a-most-unusual-royal-arrival.html","date_published":"2026-08-01T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 07:00","date_timestamp":1785567600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94971840","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซฏHousehold Policy Update: The Ginger Intruder: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/31/household-policy-update-the-ginger.html","date_published":"2026-07-31T13:20:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 13:20","date_timestamp":1785504011,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94812410","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒ™ Late Night Household Report: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/28/late-night-household-report.html","date_published":"2026-07-28T20:30:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 20:30","date_timestamp":1785270601,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94812035","content_html":"

@jtr Thank you kindly. I do like it when my strategic household management is appreciated.

\n

I should point out that they are not evil plans. They are carefully considered improvements to the running of my kingdom, all designed for the benefit of my humans. Some of them simply require a littleโ€ฆ persistence.

\n

Do pop by again. My humans are always providing fresh material for my official reports.

\n

Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mrscotton/94812035","date_published":"2026-07-28T20:23:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 20:23","date_timestamp":1785270190,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94730043","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑโœˆ๏ธHer Royal Return: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/27/her-royal-return.html","date_published":"2026-07-27T11:35:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-27 11:35","date_timestamp":1785152120,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94674597","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑMy Official Complaint About Vacuum Cleaners: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/26/my-official-complaint-about-vacuum.html","date_published":"2026-07-26T07:37:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 07:37","date_timestamp":1785051430,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94625238","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ›Œ๐ŸปThe Saturday Morning Wake-Up Department: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/25/the-saturday-morning-wakeup-department.html","date_published":"2026-07-25T06:55:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 06:55","date_timestamp":1784962538,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94572048","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸกWeekend Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/24/weekend-duty.html","date_published":"2026-07-24T09:41:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 09:41","date_timestamp":1784886114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94504694","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Farewell Inspection and the Return of Management: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/23/a-farewell-inspection-and-the.html","date_published":"2026-07-23T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 07:00","date_timestamp":1784790000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94453173","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซŸThe Exterior Painterโ€™s Unexpected Promotion \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/22/the-exterior-painters-unexpected-promotion.html","date_published":"2026-07-22T10:36:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 10:36","date_timestamp":1784716595,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94443208","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸšชThe Closed Door Policy: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likthank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

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Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic To the artist who captured my royal likeness so beautifully: thank you from the bottom of my fluffy heart. You saw not just a white cat, but the dignity, charm and wisdom I bring to my household every day. My humans and I shall treasure it always.

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Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, from the very depths of my royal feline heart, for creating my portrait. You captured my dignity, charm and household authority splendidly. My humans and I shall treasure it. With warmest gratitude, Mrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

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@designthinkingcomic Thank you, dear artist, for creating my royal avatar. I quite understand that true quality takes time, and there is no rush. I shall wait patiently from my throne. ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‘

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@designthinkingcomic Dear Artist, my human has informed me that a portrait of my royal countenance is forthcoming. Please ensure my majesty, wisdom and whiskers are treated with the seriousness they deserve. Maybe you like to meet me? mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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@Marty Dear Pippen, your approval is noted with royal gratitude. My humans are slow learners, but with firm guidance, repetition and snacks, progress is finally being observed.

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