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I am not sure myself whether I would choose A or B.</p>\n<p>I love cooking and preparing meals so I eat out rarely. Maybe I get lucky, but I find the places that I feel welcome and like the staff are also the places where I get good food.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94660983","date_published":"2026-07-25T22:52:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 22:52","date_timestamp":1785019926,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94650278","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> Good, friendly service always makes a difference. There’s a bit of a trend in undercooking cooked tomatoes. I wonder if it’s to make them more “Instagrammable”?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94650278","date_published":"2026-07-25T17:45:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 17:45","date_timestamp":1785001544,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94613921","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> That looks tasty!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94613921","date_published":"2026-07-25T00:47:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 00:47","date_timestamp":1784940438,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94613425","content_html":"<p>Tongue in Chic by Banco de Gaia. Embarrassing. But there you go.</p>\n<p>View entry: <a href=\"https://www.crucialtracks.org/profile/mmetcalfe/20260725\">www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/07/25/tongue-in-chic-by-banco.html","date_published":"2026-07-25T00:36:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 00:36","date_timestamp":1784939763,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/116977814783621567","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrgmroendm2s"]}},{"id":"94607523","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> That sounds a lot like Miles world! I get closer to it as the week wears on. I hope you get to a good weekend.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94607523","date_published":"2026-07-24T21:57:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 21:57","date_timestamp":1784930250,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94573653","content_html":"<p>🐠 For the longest time I’ve heard Cephas Street off Globe Road in East London as Seabass Street.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a633c409e3df","date_published":"2026-07-24T10:19:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 10:19","date_timestamp":1784888384,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrf4vinkga22"]}},{"id":"94548562","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> I hear what you’re saying. I think TIm is making points about resilience, centralisation and scale. It is the scale of these “utility” platforms that create the business model problems. That the tech industry has made no progress solving it since 2018 doesn’t make me hopeful!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94548562","date_published":"2026-07-23T22:41:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 22:41","date_timestamp":1784846484,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94547989","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Perhaps Orwell’s essay <a href=\"https://www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-foundation/orwell/essays-and-other-works/politics-and-the-english-language/\">Politics and the English Language</a> offers a starting point.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94547989","date_published":"2026-07-23T22:27:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 22:27","date_timestamp":1784845648,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94538273","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Interesting piece, thanks. Tim Bray makes some compelling arguments for Mastodon in <a href=\"https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/202x/2026/07/05/Choose-Mastodon\">Mastodon, The Only Good Choice</a>.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/94538273","date_published":"2026-07-23T18:48:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 18:48","date_timestamp":1784832520,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94512393","content_html":"<p>🦢 I bought some floating bird food and now Amazon is recommending “breakfast cereal products” based on my purchase.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a61e62333c7c","date_published":"2026-07-23T10:00:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 10:00","date_timestamp":1784800803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrcldljpas2a"]}},{"id":"94486670","content_html":"<p>🌡️ I have one of my fevers.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a6143065b10a","date_published":"2026-07-22T22:24:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 22:24","date_timestamp":1784759046,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrbegt5lcb2q"]}},{"id":"94471406","content_html":"<p>🧪 I’m trying something that I don’t think will work.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a60f35a30d0c","date_published":"2026-07-22T16:44:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 16:44","date_timestamp":1784738650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrarh2klhf2s"]}},{"id":"94198104","content_html":"<p>Do you use 37signals’ products? I’ll not link to David Heinemeier Hansson’s piece on Europe. You don’t need to read it - and I’m sure you can Google it if you want to. But, fuck me. What a nasty piece of work this techbro Nazi is.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/07/17/do-you-use-signals-products.html","date_published":"2026-07-17T22:57:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 22:57","date_timestamp":1784329076,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/116937792325956369","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqutzdlbub2e"]}},{"id":"94154734","content_html":"<p>🚆 TFL really outdoing themselves with travel chaos this morning. Outstanding.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a59dfb99b999","date_published":"2026-07-17T07:54:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 07:54","date_timestamp":1784274873,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqtbjbn3cu26"]}},{"id":"94031712","content_html":"<p>This is an odd headline from the Guardian this morning:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/14/ann-widdecombe-killing-police-investigating-possible-leftwing-motivation\">Ann Widdecombe killing: police investigating possible leftwing motivation</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>“Extreme left motivation” I could swallow, but “leftwing”?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/07/15/this-is-an-odd-headline.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T08:39:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 08:39","date_timestamp":1784104768,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/116923092577836321","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqod4onw3m22"]}},{"id":"94028414","content_html":"<p>Why have British elites failed? Why despite the evidence of failure do they continue to fail? What are the institutional and educational determinants? Can they be fixed in a reasonable (years not decades) timeframe? Who are the beneficiaries of failure given the negligible impetus for change?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/07/15/why-have-british-elites-failed.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T07:12:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 07:12","date_timestamp":1784099552,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/116922750467588748","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqo6b3umrw2o"]}},{"id":"94025283","content_html":"<p>💾 The phone keeps correcting Palantir to panties.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a5720be60ac6","date_published":"2026-07-15T05:55:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 05:55","date_timestamp":1784094910,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqnzw5af7a2c"]}},{"id":"93874250","content_html":"<p>🌶️ Sweet chilli has become hot honey.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a53897bc0e92","date_published":"2026-07-12T12:32:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 12:32","date_timestamp":1783859579,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqh6qkn2ck2q"]}},{"id":"93752960","content_html":"<p>🍃 Have found the best breeze!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a509695c9f40","date_published":"2026-07-10T06:52:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 06:52","date_timestamp":1783666325,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqbkr33dd527"]}},{"id":"93752884","content_html":"<p>🚇 You can get up as early as you like. TFL will put a stop to you getting somewhere on time.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a50962872031","date_published":"2026-07-10T06:50:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 06:50","date_timestamp":1783666216,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mqbknuwphd2l"]}},{"id":"93232721","content_html":"<p>The political class dare not say, “our policies are impoverishing people”. 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I like that Rachel asks, “when is it due?” I read the poem as distinguishing between “being old” as a location or our temporal arc and “old age” as a set of prejudices.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/90267730","date_published":"2026-05-16T01:13:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-16 01:13","date_timestamp":1778894013,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90266167","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> What is “old age” anyway? 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I’d say “Gaza” is about belonging, like “immigration” is about belonging for Reform.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/89863080","date_published":"2026-05-09T21:14:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-09 21:14","date_timestamp":1778361274,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89750511","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://msalliance.me\">@msalliance.me</a> Good morning. Good luck!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mlajohcab22v","date_published":"2026-05-07T05:54:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 05:54","date_timestamp":1778133251,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89437314","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> 100%</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/89437314","date_published":"2026-05-02T08:05:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 08:05","date_timestamp":1777709159,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89422145","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> I didn’t know that you could use cast iron pans on induction cookers. I think a 20cm pan is the “perfect pan”. It’s not too heavy, holds a realistic amount of food, and fits on a normal person’s cooker!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/89422145","date_published":"2026-05-02T00:16:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 00:16","date_timestamp":1777680967,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89419127","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> That looks like a very handy pan size. Are you cooking on gas?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/89419127","date_published":"2026-05-01T23:06:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 23:06","date_timestamp":1777676803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88996730","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://lastchance.rodeo\">@lastchance.rodeo</a> Crikey! That doesn’t sound good.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mkdojnuy4k2m","date_published":"2026-04-25T18:33:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 18:33","date_timestamp":1777142027,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88987877","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://lastchance.rodeo\">@lastchance.rodeo</a> Wow! Hope you are okay!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mkdctyeptk22","date_published":"2026-04-25T15:04:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 15:04","date_timestamp":1777129488,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88981598","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://lastchance.rodeo\">@lastchance.rodeo</a> Yes - shouldn’t have posted that without context! I broke my shoulder a while back, and had a very bad experience with the NHS, unfortunately. Recently it’s been giving me a lot of pain - and couldn’t sleep last night.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mkcxi74vjpdu","date_published":"2026-04-25T11:41:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 11:41","date_timestamp":1777117282,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88981264","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/devilgate\">@devilgate</a> It happened a while ago. I generally live with it, but it was giving me hell last night.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/88981264","date_published":"2026-04-25T11:35:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 11:35","date_timestamp":1777116945,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87725781","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> Thanks for sharing. This is very, um, <em>interesting</em>. I’m going to be paying more attention.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mmetcalfe/87725781","date_published":"2026-04-06T21:56:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 21:56","date_timestamp":1775512617,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87235674","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://msalliance.me\">@msalliance.me</a> And so good to see. I wonder why people hate it so much. They must lead rather dull lives.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mia5nboyfqkv","date_published":"2026-03-29T22:03:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 22:03","date_timestamp":1774821792,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}