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When you’re trying to fly, do a downstroke over water. It’s not easy to describe: but the water kicks up hard - harder than dry land.

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Johnny, won’t you come on home: it’s a warning from the past for the Labour government of the future.

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Johnny Come Home - Fine Young Cannibals. More: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…

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✳️ I enjoy mixing drinks, but there's only a couple of cocktails that I think I have perfected. Today I cracked the Margarita. I hope I can pull it off next weekend, too!

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The invisible sun revealed.

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Folks who’ve been following my hopeless attempts at flying - let me tell you, us humans are not cut out to “land” (hit the water) like a duck.

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Nature’s colander.

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🍸 One of the things I like about making cocktails is learning the difference between little things - like Persian limes and key limes.

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🔥 Latest from Andy Burnham: Sure everyone died in a wildfire. But at least they didn’t have an unwanted Netflix subscription.

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Atom Bomb. Baby got a Nobel Prize. Almost 30 years ago.

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Atom Bomb - Fluke. More: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…

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Great piece from Zoe Williams in the Guardian today:

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I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so

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You should read it. But here is the punchline:

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I won’t miss Rod Liddle, but I miss the person he was when the world was different, and I miss that different world.

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👩‍⚖️ Britain's political neoliberalism, however much inspired it is by state capacity libertarianism continues to not even get the night watchman state right: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/04/prisoner-early-release-scheme-burnham-first-taste-unpopularity

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🚗 Drivers! If you treat red lights as optional, block crossings and boxes, use pavements as free parking, and treat pedestrians and cyclists as non-player characters, in London, every day is \"drive like a jackass day\". Why wait? Have your Mad Max moment today.

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Tongue in Chic by Banco de Gaia. Embarrassing. But there you go.

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View entry: www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…

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🐠 For the longest time I’ve heard Cephas Street off Globe Road in East London as Seabass Street.

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🦢 I bought some floating bird food and now Amazon is recommending “breakfast cereal products” based on my purchase.

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🌡️ I have one of my fevers.

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🧪 I’m trying something that I don’t think will work.

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Do you use 37signals’ products? I’ll not link to David Heinemeier Hansson’s piece on Europe. You don’t need to read it - and I’m sure you can Google it if you want to. But, fuck me. What a nasty piece of work this techbro Nazi is.

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🚆 TFL really outdoing themselves with travel chaos this morning. Outstanding.

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This is an odd headline from the Guardian this morning:

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Ann Widdecombe killing: police investigating possible leftwing motivation

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“Extreme left motivation” I could swallow, but “leftwing”?

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Why have British elites failed? Why despite the evidence of failure do they continue to fail? What are the institutional and educational determinants? Can they be fixed in a reasonable (years not decades) timeframe? Who are the beneficiaries of failure given the negligible impetus for change?

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💾 The phone keeps correcting Palantir to panties.

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🌶️ Sweet chilli has become hot honey.

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🍃 Have found the best breeze!

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🚇 You can get up as early as you like. TFL will put a stop to you getting somewhere on time.

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