{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Miles Metcalfe","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mmetcalfe","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"2163","username":"mmetcalfe","bio":"I'm a boffin","pronouns":"he/him","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":44,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2023/48/2163.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"96710059","content_html":"<p>🌶️ Lovely Calabrian lunch at Marcella Deptford. 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More: <a href=\"https://www.crucialtracks.org/profile/mmetcalfe/20260829\">www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/29/itunes-just-coughed-up-judie.html","date_published":"2026-08-29T00:51:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-29 00:51","date_timestamp":1787964676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117176055611272115","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mu6nwznqjs2h"]}},{"id":"96583678","content_html":"<p>I found Abba’s dark album in my iTunes library. Can I share it? Can I fuck!</p>\n<p>I wonder which is the stub universe. The one where Abba recorded their dark album, or the one where you think I’m a nutter.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/29/i-found-abbas-dark-album.html","date_published":"2026-08-29T00:26:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-29 00:26","date_timestamp":1787963206,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117175958834529729","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mu6mkwacg424"]}},{"id":"96552039","content_html":"<p>Heh. The AI literally just quoted <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Gramsci\">Gramsci</a> at me. No mention of <a href=\"https://louisabraham.github.io/load-bearing/\">load bearing</a> just yet, though.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/28/heh-the-ai-literally-just.html","date_published":"2026-08-28T13:44:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-28 13:44","date_timestamp":1787924652,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117173434559325751","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mu5ip4p7vz2y"]}},{"id":"96364541","content_html":"<p>The government hasn’t announced its social housing funding allocation for London, but Burnham is already <a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/aug/24/andy-burnham-social-homes-backtrack\">rowing back on his pledge to invest in council homes</a>.</p>\n<p>To put the housing crisis in context, in just the three London boroughs of Hackney, Newham and Tower Hamlets there are around 78,000 households on the...</p> <a href=\"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/25/the-government-hasnt-announced-its.html\">lastchance.rodeo</a>","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/25/the-government-hasnt-announced-its.html","date_published":"2026-08-25T13:06:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 13:06","date_timestamp":1787663187,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117156296756986892","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mtvv5rqywh2f"]}},{"id":"96271860","content_html":"<p>Have you noticed how people muddle opinions and convictions?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/23/have-you-noticed-how-people.html","date_published":"2026-08-23T18:54:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 18:54","date_timestamp":1787511299,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117146345360409774","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mtrhqblhh22l"]}},{"id":"96235633","content_html":"<p>Shadows: <a href=\"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/23/shadows.html\">lastchance.rodeo</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/23/shadows.html","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:59:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:59","date_timestamp":1787443169,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117141879128651858","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mtpibcqb7q2q"]}},{"id":"96138255","content_html":"<p>If it is necessary to demonise and brutalise migrants to “restore faith in the immigration system”, perhaps it is rather more necessary to tax the wealthy and address inequality to restore faith in liberal democracy.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/21/if-it-is-necessary-to.html","date_published":"2026-08-21T06:37:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 06:37","date_timestamp":1787294265,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117132121692527912","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mtl5m44ll52l"]}},{"id":"95838378","content_html":"<p>When you’re trying to fly, do a downstroke over water. It’s not easy to describe: but the water kicks up hard - harder than dry land.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/15/when-youre-trying-to-fly.html","date_published":"2026-08-15T21:37:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 21:37","date_timestamp":1786829870,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117101684597304225","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt5n2wcjrn2c"]}},{"id":"95837645","content_html":"<p>Johnny, won’t you come on home: it’s a warning from the past for the Labour government of the future.</p>\n<p>Johnny Come Home - Fine Young Cannibals. More: <a href=\"https://www.crucialtracks.org/profile/mmetcalfe/20260815\">www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/15/johnny-wont-you-come-on.html","date_published":"2026-08-15T21:09:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 21:09","date_timestamp":1786828197,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117101574709143762","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt5lixywlg2c"]}},{"id":"95834975","content_html":"<p>✳️ I enjoy mixing drinks, but there's only a couple of cocktails that I think I have perfected. Today I cracked the Margarita. I hope I can pull it off next weekend, too!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a80c608c72f6","date_published":"2026-08-15T20:03:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 20:03","date_timestamp":1786824200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt5hr7rwnn24"]}},{"id":"95831918","content_html":"<p>The invisible sun revealed.</p>\n<img src=\"https://eu.uploads.micro.blog/1212/2026/468bec3035-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A solar eclipse in the UK with a visual artefact of a second sun.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/15/the-invisible-sun-revealed.html","date_published":"2026-08-15T19:06:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 19:06","date_timestamp":1786820773,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117101088827343947","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt5em5jgaq27","https://grain.social/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/gallery/3mt5emav6mtk3"]}},{"id":"95791050","content_html":"<p>Folks who’ve been following my hopeless attempts at flying - let me tell you, us humans are not cut out to “land” (hit the water) like a duck.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/15/folks-whove-been-following-my.html","date_published":"2026-08-14T23:33:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 23:33","date_timestamp":1786750409,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117096479024071721","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt3d3ortz62n"]}},{"id":"95789211","content_html":"<p>Nature’s colander.</p>\n<img src=\"https://eu.uploads.micro.blog/1212/2026/c9c41b56f6-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Curvy shadows through leaves during an eclipse\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/14/natures-colander.html","date_published":"2026-08-14T22:39:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 22:39","date_timestamp":1786747175,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117096266744716974","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt3a3aora32q","https://grain.social/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/gallery/3mt3a3coywf7b"]}},{"id":"95787041","content_html":"<p>🍸 One of the things I like about making cocktails is learning the difference between little things - like Persian limes and key limes.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a7f8ba95b48a","date_published":"2026-08-14T21:42:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 21:42","date_timestamp":1786743721,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt34tgmyue23"]}},{"id":"95777537","content_html":"<p>🔥 Latest from Andy Burnham: Sure everyone died in a wildfire. But at least they didn’t have an unwanted Netflix subscription.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a7f6226b50e3","date_published":"2026-08-14T18:44:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 18:44","date_timestamp":1786733094,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mt2sw4wb2q2n"]}},{"id":"95425182","content_html":"<p>Atom Bomb. Baby got a Nobel Prize. Almost 30 years ago.</p>\n<p>Atom Bomb - Fluke. More: <a href=\"https://www.crucialtracks.org/profile/mmetcalfe/20260808\">www.crucialtracks.org/profile/m…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/08/231823.html","date_published":"2026-08-08T22:18:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-08 22:18","date_timestamp":1786227503,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117062208566339389","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3msm43ctgdu2p"]}},{"id":"95316436","content_html":"<p>Great piece from Zoe Williams in the Guardian today:</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/06/i-knew-rod-liddle-and-hated-what-he-became\">I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so</a></p>\n<p>You should read it. But here is the punchline:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I won’t miss Rod Liddle, but I miss the person he was when the world was different, and I miss that different world.</p>\n</blockquote>\n","summary":"","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo/2026/08/06/great-piece-from-zoe-williams.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T21:39:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 21:39","date_timestamp":1786052351,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.org.uk/@mmetcalfe/117050732561596970","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3msgyynamtp23"]}},{"id":"95173305","content_html":"<p>👩‍⚖️ Britain's political neoliberalism, however much inspired it is by state capacity libertarianism continues to not even get the night watchman state right: <a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/04/prisoner-early-release-scheme-burnham-first-taste-unpopularity\">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/aug/04/prisoner-early-release-scheme-burnham-first-taste-unpopularity</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a71d6d004baa","date_published":"2026-08-04T12:10:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-04 12:10","date_timestamp":1785845456,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3msayanjiuh2e"]}},{"id":"94850351","content_html":"<p>🚗 Drivers! If you treat red lights as optional, block crossings and boxes, use pavements as free parking, and treat pedestrians and cyclists as non-player characters, in London, every day is \"drive like a jackass day\". Why wait? Have your Mad Max moment today.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mmetcalfe.status.lol/6a69f71ab9e71","date_published":"2026-07-29T12:50:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Miles Metcalfe","url":"https://lastchance.rodeo","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F48%2F2163.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mmetcalfe"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 12:50","date_timestamp":1785329434,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ojcgsgqc4vo4eg7mhfssw6px/post/3mrrxnwjerq2j"]}},{"id":"94613425","content_html":"<p>Tongue in Chic by Banco de Gaia. Embarrassing. 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