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oh ok now i get it

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David: Promise you won’t show this to anyone

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Michelangelo: ok

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People checking the door while I’m in a public bathroom:

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“I hate to be that guy, but…” — people who love to be that guy.

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Car hack: If your check engine light comes on, a small piece of duct tape will cover it right up.

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1/5 stars - Not enough salt.

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The Count getting his daily steps: …nine thousand seven hundred twenty one steps. Ah ah ah. Nine thousand seven hundred twenty two steps. Ah ah ah…

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Don’t judge a book by its cover, but by its impact on one’s mind, when thrown with some force.

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My 6 favourite zodiac signs ✨

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First time trying rapeseed oil—not a fan.

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I’ll definitely be sticking with consensualsexseed oil.

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Pro tip: take off windshield wipers to avoid parking tickets.

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Have you guys checked out this book? Only halfway through but I’ve already learned so much

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“Gravity’s Rainbow” by Pynchon is the most sophisticated writing I’ve ever come across, followed closely by the advertisement “guys saying wassup”

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Urinary incontinence is no laughing matter.

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Unless, of course, someone writes a good joke about it.

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Hanlon’s razor: Never attribute to malice what could be attributed to incompetence.

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Gillette’s razor: Five blades for the closest shave imaginable.

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They laughed when I bought a St. Joseph figurine to help sell my house, but they’re not laughing now that I bought 38 more and play with my army of St. Josephs all night.

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Select title: Mr. Mrs. Ms.

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Rasputin: ugh, they never have ‘ra ra’

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Wife: um, where’s the baby?

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Me, patting my pockets: oh shit, I left it at home

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They laughed when I bought a St. Joseph figurine to help sell my house, but they’re not laughing now that I bought 38 more and play with my army of St. Josephs all night.

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