@neil that’s a hard no on that service then.
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","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116515717463342057","date_published":"2026-05-04T09:59:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 09:59","date_timestamp":1777888755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89526898","content_html":"@neil Graphene might be an option, thanks. I’ve done a quick search and am also looking at Punkt and Murena. They seem interesting.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116512586437085152","date_published":"2026-05-03T20:42:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 20:42","date_timestamp":1777840979,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89463400","content_html":"@neil ah, but did you Altavista?
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116506297849295754","date_published":"2026-05-02T18:03:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 18:03","date_timestamp":1777745023,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89462453","content_html":"@JenJen I guess whatever tattoo based horrors you were imagining were better than the reality.
Get well soon husbeard.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116506209787225848","date_published":"2026-05-02T17:41:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 17:41","date_timestamp":1777743679,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88990073","content_html":"@neil are you trying to defend your puns again… 🤔
The tyranny of the majority does occasionally have a point, occasionally 🤣
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116466183776689702","date_published":"2026-04-25T16:02:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 16:02","date_timestamp":1777132931,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88976192","content_html":"@aral I’m seeing that more and more - nothing makes me run away faster from a Website, never to return.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116464439282332068","date_published":"2026-04-25T08:38:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 08:38","date_timestamp":1777106312,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88976009","content_html":"@neil all the B’s, perhaps if we can combine BCDR and BDSM they can all be checked at once.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116464413660155476","date_published":"2026-04-25T08:32:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 08:32","date_timestamp":1777105921,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88500331","content_html":"@neil not normally one for kink shaming… but in this case I encourage you to feel ashamed.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116424450920344703","date_published":"2026-04-18T07:08:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 07:08","date_timestamp":1776496138,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88399270","content_html":"@zkat if it’s open source… I believe it’s acceptable to tell them to fork off 😉
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116416408738632013","date_published":"2026-04-16T21:03:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 21:03","date_timestamp":1776373424,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88052266","content_html":"@girlonthenet sounds like a high five is required!
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116386783758393619","date_published":"2026-04-11T15:29:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 15:29","date_timestamp":1775921383,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88052160","content_html":"@neil @Jaimieserotica no Neil, think about what YOU’VE done, you’re a bad influence - the puns are spreading uncontrollably.
We’ll be renaming the fediverse the puniverse at this rate. 🤣
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116386774638145370","date_published":"2026-04-11T15:27:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 15:27","date_timestamp":1775921243,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87936991","content_html":"@neil @Jaimieserotica @girlonthenet wonderful work, as always, but has it been peer reviewed?
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116376651876610568","date_published":"2026-04-09T20:33:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 20:33","date_timestamp":1775766782,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87777727","content_html":"@neil and yet, you’ve just written exactly that… whoops. 😂
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116364426972957517","date_published":"2026-04-07T16:44:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 16:44","date_timestamp":1775580245,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87777254","content_html":"@neil why not both
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116364398207213253","date_published":"2026-04-07T16:36:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 16:36","date_timestamp":1775579806,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87215266","content_html":"@hellomiakoda they really are, massively over complicated and prone to breaking though. Kind of hope things like cameras for wing mirrors will disappear down to the same hole, they’re not even cool to begin with.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116314466917468662","date_published":"2026-03-29T20:58:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 20:58","date_timestamp":1774817915,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85511773","content_html":"@catsalad beautiful though.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116172859330090385","date_published":"2026-03-04T20:45:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 20:45","date_timestamp":1772657155,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84078529","content_html":"@neil 4chan is the toilet of the Internet and Parliament wants to clean it… with their own toothbrush, while trying to clean their teeth, and it’s not even really a toothbrush, it’s a vaguely toothbrush sized stick, and they didn’t think to buy toothpaste, or toilet cleaner...
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/116054226574245879","date_published":"2026-02-11T21:56:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-11 21:56","date_timestamp":1770846963,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"81257512","content_html":"@JenJen Comicatrix vs Linux - sounds like a great comic idea to me 😁.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115831181320220877","date_published":"2026-01-03T12:32:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-03 12:32","date_timestamp":1767443562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"80501095","content_html":"@mcc stereo amplifier with optical input is what you’d need for a one box replacement running two speakers. AV receiver with optical input if you wanted like for like, think they were 7.1 (so would run 7 surround speakers + subwoofer).
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115759802940392710","date_published":"2025-12-21T22:00:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-21 22:00","date_timestamp":1766354414,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"80062910","content_html":"@neil Merry Christmas from a government that makes even Theresa May look like @revk.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115724047702543596","date_published":"2025-12-15T14:27:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-15 14:27","date_timestamp":1765808833,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"78845818","content_html":"@girlonthenet I have never come across that, but omg that sounds like a horrendous invasion of privacy. I’d be telling them straight up I do not consent to that and if it’s a condition of entry I’ll go elsewhere. Then I’d follow up with emails to the management with the same.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115621856801626545","date_published":"2025-11-27T13:18:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-27 13:18","date_timestamp":1764249523,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"76059679","content_html":"@neil ah, the four b’s.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115394372374417975","date_published":"2025-10-18T09:06:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-18 09:06","date_timestamp":1760778387,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"76058580","content_html":"@nixCraft pain au ordinateur
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115394281825091429","date_published":"2025-10-18T08:43:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-18 08:43","date_timestamp":1760777005,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"75862749","content_html":"@jwildeboer like having a sports car podcast without mentioning Ferrari.
","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/users/megalomaniac/statuses/115380001658176983","date_published":"2025-10-15T20:11:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Megalomaniac","url":"https://mastodon.me.uk/@megalomaniac","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon.me.uk%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F172%2F656%2F279%2F357%2F909%2Foriginal%2F98e5954d3095c43b.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"megalomaniac@mastodon.me.uk"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-15 20:11","date_timestamp":1760559107,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}