{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - matt penny","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/mattypenny","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1545694","username":"mattypenny","bio":"Bloke from Salisbury, England. In my 60's, somewhat unbelievably.","pronouns":"he","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":211,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2024/02/1545694.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"90285503","content_html":"<p>I’m not sure whether I’d prefer to be the next  Prime Minister, or the next Chelsea manager.</p>\n<p>Neither role seems to have a great deal of job security, tbh</p>\n<p>Six in eight years vs ten in ten years, according to the internet. Possibly not counting interims.</p>\n<p>⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/seal-of-the-prime-minister-of-the-united-kingdom.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"519\" alt=\"A heraldic emblem featuring a lion and a unicorn flanking a shield with a crown, surrounded by the text PRIME MINISTER and the motto DIEU ET MON DROIT along with HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/images-1.png\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" alt=\"A black and white Chelsea Football Club logo featuring a lion holding a staff, surrounded by the club's name.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/16/im-not-sure-whether-id.html","date_published":"2026-05-16T10:15:27+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"10:15","date_timestamp":1778926527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116583733962303135","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlxmkcowoj2o"]}},{"id":"90285208","content_html":"<p>There was bit on the radio this morning about the Saints spying scandal, and then another bit about the new James Bond.</p>\n<p>Surely the bloke behind the tree with the video camera is the ideal person to take on the role?    ⚽😇🕵️‍♂️</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/16/there-was-bit-on-the.html","date_published":"2026-05-16T10:08:40+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"10:08","date_timestamp":1778926120,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116583702944638894","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlxm44xsy62u"]}},{"id":"90247205","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://yamjam.bsky.social\">@yamjam.bsky.social</a> really sorry to hear that. the loss of a dog is wretched. Look after yourselves</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlvwpbh6zs2x","date_published":"2026-05-15T18:13:12+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-15 18:13","date_timestamp":1778868792,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90181530","content_html":"<p>I’ve been to see Jude Rogers talk about music, and both memory and memories at Salisbury Cathedral. Really interesting….will read the book</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/img-20260514-193759-hdr-m.jpg\" width=\"451\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A large cathedral interior features stained glass windows and an audience watching a presentation projected on a screen.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/61qmir89qcl.-ac-uf8941000-ql80--m.jpg\" width=\"383\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A book cover featuring a vintage photo of a child holding a toy, with the title The Sound of Being Human by Jude Rogers and a two-tone yellow and blue design.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/14/ive-been-to-see-jude.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T20:11:15+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 20:11","date_timestamp":1778789475,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116574749680811138","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mltmutdnzq2p"]}},{"id":"90175959","content_html":"<p>The Big Church always looks particularly good when it’s slightly damp</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/img-20260514-193332-m.jpg\" width=\"451\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A Gothic cathedral (Salisbury) with a tall spire and intricate stonework stands against a blue sky with clouds.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/14/the-big-church-always-looks.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T18:37:36+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 18:37","date_timestamp":1778783856,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116574379966048130","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlthmovmyf2r"]}},{"id":"90168057","content_html":" My Crucial Track for 14 May 2026 - “Eleanor Rigby” by The Beatles \n<p><em>Share a song you call something other than its official title. What do you call it?</em></p>\n<p>For a long time I called this song ‘Eleanor Rigsby’….I did think that was what it was actually called.</p>\n<p>I did most of my growing up in the 1970s, and their...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/14/my-crucial-track-for-may.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/14/my-crucial-track-for-may.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T16:34:13+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 16:34","date_timestamp":1778776453,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116573895482256724","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mltaqb6fkk23"]}},{"id":"90101289","content_html":" My Crucial Track for 13 May 2026 - “Cumann na Mná” by Christy Moore \n<p><em>Share a song you discovered via another artist’s song (cover, sample, featured artist, etc)</em></p>\n<p>Going slightly off-prompt - this is a song that made me re-evaluate another song.</p>\n<p>The song I listened to again is Celtic Symphony by the Wolfe...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/13/my-crucial-track-for-may.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/13/my-crucial-track-for-may.html","date_published":"2026-05-13T17:57:18+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 17:57","date_timestamp":1778695038,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116568559767482352"]}},{"id":"89964531","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://mattypenny.bsky.social\">@mattypenny.bsky.social</a> Very sorry, no offence…as I say, it says more about me than the Stones.</p>\n<p>The other song is Paint it black</p>\n<p>Is that one you might have guessed?</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlnaii75bs2l","date_published":"2026-05-12T07:14:24+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-12 07:14","date_timestamp":1778570064,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89931413","content_html":"<p>\"Youth and comeliness were gone, but the foppishness remained, and the red-faced man, with false teeth and the voice of a worn-out actor had his scanty grey hair curled\": <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/youth-and-comeliness-were-gone.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/youth-and-comeliness-were-gone.html","date_published":"2026-05-11T17:00:28+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 17:00","date_timestamp":1778518828,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116557010227450328","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mllqrojqxb2i"]}},{"id":"89931359","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/dec/18/pretty-birds-and-silly-moos-the-women-behind-the-sex-discrimination-act\">The Guardian Long Read - Pretty birds and silly moos’: the women behind the Sex Discrimination Act </a></p>\n<p>An interesting read. It’s jarring how recent much of this is. I very briefly met one of the women mentioned and it’s weird to think she was involved in this stuff that feels like it should be <strong>way</strong> in the past</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/the-guardian-long-read-pretty.html","date_published":"2026-05-11T16:59:14+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 16:59","date_timestamp":1778518754,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116557005345052355","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mllqpjszsl23"]}},{"id":"89920093","content_html":"<p>There was a bloke on the radio yesterday morning who’d been David Attenborough’s sound guy at the North Pole.</p>\n<p>The crew had left them on their own there, and they chatted about what time it was, saying that there was no time of day, as all the time zones converge there.</p>\n<p>This hasn’t occurred to me before.</p>\n<p>Perha...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/there-was-a-bloke-on.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/there-was-a-bloke-on.html","date_published":"2026-05-11T12:13:00+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 12:13","date_timestamp":1778501580,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116555880906737389","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mllaq6dynw2j"]}},{"id":"89919398","content_html":" My Crucial Track for 10 May 2026 - “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina (Miami Mix Edit)” by Madonna \n<p><em>Post one of your favorite Broadway songs.</em></p>\n<p>“Don’t Cry for Me Argentina (Miami Mix Edit)” by Madonna</p>\n<p>I saw two champion level ballroom dancers dance to this, very close up, at the wonderful <a>Rivoli Ballroom </a>  in South...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/my-crucial-track-for-may.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/11/my-crucial-track-for-may.html","date_published":"2026-05-11T11:48:00+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 11:48","date_timestamp":1778500080,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89854977","content_html":"<p>There’s a nice tribute to the just-retired Irish president Michael D Higgins, on the extended version of Christy Moore’s last LP</p>\n<p>Not many politicians get such warm words</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You are a voice for the voiceless\nLike thunder in the plain\nAn empathetic ear for the afflicted\nSelfless, humble, never vain</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<div>\n  <p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIlXDFV6tI\">youtube.com/...</a></p>\n</div>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/bGIlXDFV6tI?si=65VUi3eZ7WOUr_fc\">youtu.be/bGIlXDFV6…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/09/theres-a-nice-tribute-to.html","date_published":"2026-05-09T16:57:06+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-09 16:57","date_timestamp":1778345826,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116545677268614134","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlgpq2bvfu2r"]}},{"id":"89811569","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/JohnPhilpin\">@JohnPhilpin</a> have you heard their “Ain’t Goin’ to Goa”? Love that song.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/89811569","date_published":"2026-05-08T15:18:20+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 15:18","date_timestamp":1778253500,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89771836","content_html":"<p>Retirement project number 472  - decide which is my favourite Beatles LP. <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/07/retirement-project-number-decide-which.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/07/retirement-project-number-decide-which.html","date_published":"2026-05-07T16:36:59+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 16:36","date_timestamp":1778171819,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116534269073761404","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlbnmctxl72u"]}},{"id":"89756863","content_html":"<p>Of course I disapprove….but I can’t help finding this funny</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://techcrunch.com/2026/05/06/some-kids-are-bypassing-age-verification-checks-with-a-fake-mustache/?_bhlid=c97b43901531e76fae075bf58afa9976474dd695\">Some kids are bypassing age-verification checks with a fake mustache | TechCrunch</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/07/of-course-i-disapprovebut-i.html","date_published":"2026-05-07T09:56:57+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 09:56","date_timestamp":1778147817,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116532695738802869","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mlaxaqbful2w"]}},{"id":"89710723","content_html":"<p>I played football for the first time in a few weeks last night, and today I am feeling my age</p>\n<p>Pic by <a href=\"https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Francisco_de_Goya_y_Lucientes_-_%27I_am_Still_Learning%27_(%27A%C3%BAn_aprendo%27)_-_WGA10173.jpg\">Francisco Goya</a>, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/francisco-de-goya-y-lucientes-i-am-still-learning-an-aprendo-wga10173-m.jpg\" width=\"429\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/06/i-played-football-for-the.html","date_published":"2026-05-06T13:00:15+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 13:00","date_timestamp":1778072415,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116527761345887308","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3ml6r4yj2oa2r"]}},{"id":"89396802","content_html":" My Crucial Track for 01 May 2026 - “Listen to the Radio” by Nanci Griffith \n<p><em>Post one of your favorite country songs.</em></p>\n<p>“Listen to the Radio” by Nanci Griffith</p>\n<p>There are a bunch of things that I really like about this song. I like songs which mention other singers, and I think this is a great line:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>“where would we be at times like these without the songs Loretta wrote”</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I also like the tempo, and the piano bit, and the way Nanci sings “I am” as “I-yam”. I like the mention of places like Tennessee, and Louisiana and the Pontchatrain - it’s all very exciting and kind of glamorous to an English bloke who...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/01/my-crucial-track-for-may.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/05/01/my-crucial-track-for-may.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T17:01:39+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 17:01","date_timestamp":1777654899,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116500398864372058","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mksmbtamvd2u"]}},{"id":"89298070","content_html":"<p>I did a manual import of my twitter archive into <a href=\"https://mattypenny-tweets.micro.blog/\">matt penny tweets archive on micro.blog</a>, and a bit of editing. It took a while…but having done all of that now I think I want to merge it in with my main micro.blog.</p>\n<p>I’m an idiot.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/30/i-did-a-manual-import.html","date_published":"2026-04-30T08:00:39+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 08:00","date_timestamp":1777536039,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116492602723539862","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkp5ijyiab23"]}},{"id":"89272402","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cheesemaker\">@cheesemaker</a> congratulations! But be careful…half-marathoning can turn into a habit 😀</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/89272402","date_published":"2026-04-29T21:08:12+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 21:08","date_timestamp":1777496892,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89245455","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://mattypenny.bsky.social\">@mattypenny.bsky.social</a> - a club legend (Super Frank, as an interim)</p>\n<ul>\n<li>an up-and-coming BlueCo manager (Rosenior)</li>\n</ul>\n<p>….and <em>none</em> of them have worked out, in one way or another</p>\n<p>So…what sort of manager are we going to get next? And how will it work differently?</p>\n<p>⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkncnwgfmc2u","date_published":"2026-04-29T14:28:02+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 14:28","date_timestamp":1777472882,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89238296","content_html":"<p>I took this last night. It doesn’t <em>really</em> work as a photo, but it’s one of my favourite views of Salisbury Cathedral. It’s across two lots of water meadows - so it’s as far again away as Constables painting</p>\n<p>It’s from close to  <a href=\"https://maps.app.goo.gl/ARbuKKUsmN4TbJns8\">this bit </a> on Google Maps. Be careful of the tree roots.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/img-20260428-194539-hdr-m.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/29/i-took-this-last-night.html","date_published":"2026-04-29T12:34:24+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 12:34","date_timestamp":1777466064,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116488022018371752","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkn4fv3vmu2h"]}},{"id":"89238318","content_html":"<blockquote>\n<p>May those who love us love us.\nAnd those that don’t love us,\nMay God turn their hearts.\nAnd if He doesn’t turn their hearts,\nMay he turn their ankles,\nSo we’ll know them by their limping.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>An Irish blessing, from <a href=\"https://www.usairish.org/new-page-2\">iausa - Irish Sayings, Proverbs, and Prayers for St. Patrick’s Day </a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/29/may-those-who-love-us.html","date_published":"2026-04-29T12:34:12+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 12:34","date_timestamp":1777466052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116488023335766544","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkn4g4wn6i2u"]}},{"id":"89226221","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/adders\">@adders</a> whose kit is that?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/89226221","date_published":"2026-04-29T08:15:27+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 08:15","date_timestamp":1777450527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89184067","content_html":"<p>I also went to see my old pals Christopher the Giant and Hobnob in Salisbury Museum</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The Salisbury Museum is outstanding and I urge you to go there at once’.\nBill Bryson, in ‘Notes from a Small Island'</p>\n</blockquote>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/bhtbl0oimaavjwz2-m.jpg\" alt=\"A person is dressed in a decorated costume resembling a rider on a horse-like creature, covered with ornate fabric and tassels.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/dc-butfxgaarpoj-1-m.jpg\" alt=\"A person in a large, elaborate costume of a towering figure stands next to a child dressed in a horse costume.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/28/i-also-went-to-see.html","date_published":"2026-04-28T17:08:31+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 17:08","date_timestamp":1777396111,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116483432830608753","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkl36n4zqr2p"]}},{"id":"89177483","content_html":"<p>This is Barbara Hepworth’s ‘Crucifixion’ in the cloisters of Salisbury Cathedral</p>\n<p>My dad was a welder. He did a bit of a fix-up on it. Bless him.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/img-20260428-113125-hdr-m.jpg\" width=\"451\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/28/this-is-barbara-hepworths-crucifixion.html","date_published":"2026-04-28T15:41:49+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 15:41","date_timestamp":1777390909,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116483091714322925","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkkwdkbarr2i"]}},{"id":"89158449","content_html":"<p>Very much enjoyed What the Night Brings.</p>\n<p>Spotted a minor muck-up. Michael Healey’s name changed to Martin Healey at one point. I’m 99.9% sure I only noticed because my much-missed father-in-law was Michael Healy.</p>\n<p>Editing is hard.</p>\n<p>Finished reading: <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781408726419\">What the Night Brings</a> by Mark Billingham 📚</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/139254/2026/81feofisurl-m.jpg\" width=\"388\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A dimly lit park with a solitary bench is featured on the cover of Mark Billingham's thriller, What the Night Brings.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/28/very-much-enjoyed-what-the.html","date_published":"2026-04-28T09:59:15+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 09:59","date_timestamp":1777370355,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116481745216752296","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkkd7asipg2a"]}},{"id":"89144337","content_html":"<p><a>The 53 best series on BBC iPlayer to stream right now</a></p>\n<p>A good list of stuff to watch on the Iplayer</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/28/the-best-series-on-bbc.html","date_published":"2026-04-28T03:23:33+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 03:23","date_timestamp":1777346613,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116480188358321685","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkjn3574lh2w"]}},{"id":"89126108","content_html":" My Crucial Track for 27 April 2026 - “The Broad Majestic Shannon” by Liam Clancy \n<p><em>Post a song written or co-written by one of your favorite songwriters.</em></p>\n<p>Shane MacGowan, sung by Liam Clancy</p>\n<p>It’s the sort of song people criticise as being nostalgic and sentimental, but I think ‘nostalgic and sentimental ' is...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/27/my-crucial-track-for-april.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/27/my-crucial-track-for-april.html","date_published":"2026-04-27T21:11:57+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 21:11","date_timestamp":1777324317,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116478570923880610","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkiw3mwhts24"]}},{"id":"89127928","content_html":"<p>Thoughts on yesterday’s game</p>\n<p>⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc</p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<p>we were great for 20 minutes, then it felt like we were grinding it out a bit</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>it was the best I’ve seen Fernandez play</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>the ‘new’ Wembley stadium is growing on me, even though it’s still horrible to get to and from</p>\n</li>\n<li>\n<p>a young friend of mine says his South...</p>\n</li>\n</ul> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/27/thoughts-on-yesterdays-game-chelseafc.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/27/thoughts-on-yesterdays-game-chelseafc.html","date_published":"2026-04-27T21:10:10+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 21:10","date_timestamp":1777324210,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116478719948021071","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mkiy7hg4y62u"]}},{"id":"88907771","content_html":"<p>I saw Andy Hamilton at Salisbury Playhouse last night. Very good.</p>\n<p>To my knowledge he’s the only person to pick Blue is the Colour on Desert Island Discs</p>\n<p>⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc</p>\n<p>He made a joke about it not being worth remembering the name of Spurs managers, as they don’t last very long.</p>\n<p>I wondered why he didn’t...</p> <a href=\"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/24/i-saw-andy-hamilton-at.html\">mattypenny.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/2026/04/24/i-saw-andy-hamilton-at.html","date_published":"2026-04-24T06:58:37+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 06:58","date_timestamp":1777013917,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodonapp.uk/@matty/116458386138191148","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mk7xavrcwl2i"]}},{"id":"88803387","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://yamjam.bsky.social\">@yamjam.bsky.social</a> i don’t mind having a go…the sporting directors have made worse decisions</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mk42mw4lgk22","date_published":"2026-04-22T17:49:03+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 17:49","date_timestamp":1776880143,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88793976","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://bluebaby1967.bsky.social\">@bluebaby1967.bsky.social</a> what they said ☝️</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mk3ygc3pu222","date_published":"2026-04-22T17:09:33+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 17:09","date_timestamp":1776877773,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88793977","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://yamjam.bsky.social\">@yamjam.bsky.social</a> we seem to generally have three or four managers still somewhere on the books at any one time!!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mk3yd7nfck22","date_published":"2026-04-22T17:07:50+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 17:07","date_timestamp":1776877670,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88243598","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://leftback.bsky.social\">@leftback.bsky.social</a> Exactly that…I don’t know if I blinked or something, but he was in one place and then seemed to suddenly be six feet away, shooting. Magical.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mjhtarcj322c","date_published":"2026-04-14T16:43:44+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 16:43","date_timestamp":1776185024,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88230967","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://movingthrough.bsky.social\">@movingthrough.bsky.social</a> I’m really hacked off we let him go!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mjgwwtjwmc2e","date_published":"2026-04-14T08:17:06+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 08:17","date_timestamp":1776154626,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87577053","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://mstblue.bsky.social\">@mstblue.bsky.social</a> congratulations!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mimnfx3vg22d","date_published":"2026-04-03T21:17:23+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 21:17","date_timestamp":1775251043,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87515902","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/matthewhurst\">@matthewhurst</a> I read this novel about him a few years back</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/sunday-at-the-cross-bones-john-walsh\">harpercollins.co.uk/products/…</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/87515902","date_published":"2026-04-03T07:11:07+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 07:11","date_timestamp":1775200267,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87515617","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/matthewhurst\">@matthewhurst</a> it’s this one</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0m0kzjq?partner=uk.co.bbc&amp;origin=share-mobile\">www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/pl…</a></p>\n<p>I’d previously read a bit about him. He was one of those Victorian or Edwardian men who was keen on ‘helping’ women, but possibly had ulterior motives. A sad but quite interesting story</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Davidson\">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haro…</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/87515617","date_published":"2026-04-03T07:01:16+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 07:01","date_timestamp":1775199676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87379192","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://8stringandsushi.bsky.social\">@8stringandsushi.bsky.social</a> it seems like Kid Rock is being seen as a member of your Royal Family?</p>\n<p>How else would this be patriotic?</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mig5m75wzs2w","date_published":"2026-04-01T07:18:34+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 07:18","date_timestamp":1775027914,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86986121","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://fakehistoryhunter.net\">@fakehistoryhunter.net</a> tbh I didn’t know D’Artagnan was a real person</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/86986121","date_published":"2026-03-26T07:48:19+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 07:48","date_timestamp":1774511299,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86444607","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/vazquez\">@vazquez</a> I like to think I’m the Messi of I.T….. whereas everyone knows I’m just messy</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/86444607","date_published":"2026-03-18T08:57:04+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 08:57","date_timestamp":1773824224,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86402514","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/nancywisser@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@nancywisser</a></span> I’d recommend this book too, written by the same chap. It’s maybe a bit expensive given there aren’t many words to it…but it’s a bit like a children’s book in that I’ve re-visited it often</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmattypenny.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F4de22db0bd.png\" width=\"446\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Auto-generated description: A charming illustration of a house with a red roof and a woman holding a guitar, accompanied by the title If Nick Drake Came to My House and the author's name, Mackenzie Crook.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/86402514","date_published":"2026-03-17T18:28:35+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-17 18:28","date_timestamp":1773772115,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86306526","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://sozdba.bsky.social\">@sozdba.bsky.social</a> Hi Shane, good to see you again. Your Irish will be fantastic by the time that happens….and hopefully you’ll still be able to recognise your dad!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jludyel22w7rjwrqog2n7zny/post/3mh3klch6qs2m","date_published":"2026-03-15T08:46:14+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-15 08:46","date_timestamp":1773564374,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86149791","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/boffbowsh@mastodon.me.uk\" class=\"u-url mention\">@boffbowsh</a></span> as I get older…. increasingly like real life, sadly</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/86149791","date_published":"2026-03-13T20:21:13+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 20:21","date_timestamp":1773433273,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85963636","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://iandunt.bsky.social\">@iandunt.bsky.social</a> you don’t much like him, then?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/85963636","date_published":"2026-03-11T10:38:07+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-11 10:38","date_timestamp":1773225487,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85284120","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mattypenny\">@mattypenny</a> A measure  of justice done :)</p>\n<p>Gary Neville says “Arsenal have been Arsenaled”</p>\n<p>⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/85284120","date_published":"2026-03-01T17:18:32+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-01 17:18","date_timestamp":1772385512,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85131234","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mattypenny\">@mattypenny</a> I think the chap on the BBC just said that “this would go down in history as a historic moment”</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/85131234","date_published":"2026-02-27T08:37:12+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 08:37","date_timestamp":1772181432,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84594909","content_html":"<p>@SteelShodLever The cat is still there - my eldest did a nostalgic bus trip a few months ago</p>\n<p>The tiger was above the Babur, which was a relatively upmarket Indian in Honor Oak</p>\n<p>I imagine the Elephant might be gone. Lots of redevelopment going on there. Maybe they’ll keep it</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/84594909","date_published":"2026-02-19T15:45:07+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-19 15:45","date_timestamp":1771515907,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84594907","content_html":"<p>@SteelShodLever Horniman is great - both inside and the gardens. Spent a lot of time there</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/mattypenny/84594907","date_published":"2026-02-19T15:45:06+00:00","author":{"name":"matt penny","url":"https://mattypenny.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F02%2F1545694.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mattypenny"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-19 15:45","date_timestamp":1771515906,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}