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@BenRiceM the app is v good

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@dan perhaps ry could bake some items for your child, possibly on a small baking tray

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@ry very proud of my two children, my dog, and my ducks

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@dan @cory @ry love to provide brainworms

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@dan no you just need to put a drive in bay 2

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@dan dan have you considered that your bay might be empty

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@robb yo

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@ry thanks+, ry-

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@Eggfreckles worse

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I have acquired a + from an undisclosed seller and am now known as Matt+

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@ry look at all these homepods

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@dan @ry aiidan

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@ry his name is Baby Boy Alexander I already said that

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Baby Boy Alexander No. 2 coming in February

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@viticci I couldn’t login with my Apple ID on our WiFi to setup a 17 Pro and Ultra 3. Had to go outside just for the login/activation moment. Sounds like a different issue, but just for what it’s worth.

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Going to start referring to my forehead as an iconic plateau

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If you want to experience what it’s like to watch an Apple event with me, just quietly say “fuck off” every time someone encourages you to “take action” during the keynote

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@dan are you having sex with a blueberry muffin

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@johnvoorhees

1. 16 Pro
2. 369
3. 93%

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@imyke let me fix your back

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@ry https://milacares.com/

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@johnvoorhees @viticci @macstories bonanza sticker 10/10

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just catching up on the latest in cryptocurrency

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@powerllama I’m trying Zen this week. Lacking one or two important things (folders), but it’s been decent.

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I tried Dia https://one37.net/2025/06/Dia.html

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@imyke save this for the show

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@imyke how was _your_ live stream

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Some WWDC notes: https://one37.net/2025/06/WWDC-2025.html

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And we have incredible new features for our developers! New SDKs, contextual menus, governmental litigation,

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taking notes

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Great job getting out for a run! There’s an awesome IMMIGRATION RAID happening on your usual route. Do you want to stop for some COMMERCE instead? Your heart rate is BAD

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Want your shit to look concerningly bright? I’ve got a design language for you

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Spurs won the Europa League last night. Their second trophy in my lifetime — arguably their first major one — after many brutally close calls. I watched it solo (which was probably best for my sanity) and consumed a lot of alcohol. It was good. Thank you for your time and consideration.

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@imyke can you imagine https://variety.com/2025/film/awards/golden-globes-add-best-podcast-award-category-1236389196/

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@ry is that legal advice

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Here's what your activity rings look like after a marathon

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@joesteel maybe like these?

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Had a horrendous time yesterday. Finished about an hour slower than 2024. Very disappointed. But proud to have run my third marathon and will hope to push for a PR next time.

Thanks for all your support!

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@Eggfreckles poorly. Much hotter than expected. Heart rate too high too early. Tried to reset, but just lost it and snowballed. Finished about an hour later than last year. No good! But enjoyed the course and saw family, etc.

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@kris baby steps

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The sick, radical media are too busy talking about my running nipple stickers — for my clean intact nipples despite great mileage, by the way — but very few are talking about our 100% Pagespeed score and static HTML setup

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It is with a heavy heart that I announce I have re-opened https://one37.net/ and am Blogging again for the first time in a decade. Please keep your expectations sufficiently low and please don't like or subscribe

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I'm running the London Marathon (again) in 1.5 weeks. This time, I'm running on behalf of Children With Cancer UK. And I'm already 86% of the way to my goal. Any/all support is appreciated: https://2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/matt-alexander

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I'm running the London Marathon for a second year in a row!

This time around, I'm running on behalf of a phenomenal charity, Children With Cancer.

If you're willing/able to support — emotionally or monetarily — you can do so here: https://2025tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/matt-alexander

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40 episodes in 10 years counts

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I think this is the first time I have not used any betas at all. Just not particularly excited about the setting that allows you to make all your icons look like bees. Or the upcoming feature that enables you to ask about your home's most environmentally optimal time for electricity usage by asking AI and killing the equivalent of like 3 trees.

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Thank you, Jaws

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I am shocked to share that I like the new Reeder thank you and good night and also fuck you

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people are always talking about duck haus this, duck haus that. but very few people are talking about haus duck. which really makes you think

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Jokes aside, a lot of this sounds interesting enough. The thing I can't square, though, is that it's all so imprecise. You have to be fine with such a mixed bag of results. And, because photos, text, handwriting, etc., are all increasingly obfuscated, an inaccurate/incomplete view becomes more and more of the default experience. Don't love that.

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