{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - llewelly","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/llewelly@sauropods.win","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"156738","username":"llewelly@sauropods.win","bio":"I tried to write an introduction and it was so empty it collapsed inward on itself","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png"},"items":[{"id":"88682908","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span>  there are numerous observational biases. For starters, no other nation has such a long-lived tornado spotting program.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116440979372893664","date_published":"2026-04-21T05:12:22+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"05:12","date_timestamp":1776748342,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88628218","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> but what do we do about the traditional foundational belief of the USA, that greed and ability are synonymous?</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116436818783968642","date_published":"2026-04-20T11:34:16+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 11:34","date_timestamp":1776684856,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88609460","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://aus.social/@dgar\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dgar</span></a></span> Treebeard take the wheel</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116434871027848345","date_published":"2026-04-20T03:18:56+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 03:18","date_timestamp":1776655136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88504262","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> that's why huge bugs evolved to have millions of young. Only a few will find humans like you. But that's all that is necessary for their species to persist.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116424910798357008","date_published":"2026-04-18T09:05:55+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 09:05","date_timestamp":1776503155,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88474055","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> do what the dinos do</p><p>give up on \"common names\" and just use genus for everything.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116421855027277909","date_published":"2026-04-17T20:08:48+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 20:08","date_timestamp":1776456528,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88464536","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mcc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> I think tthere was a D&amp;D module that had a haunted bear skin rug which becomes magically animated and sneak attacks someone. The module uses cloaker stats, I seem to recall.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116421421958292680","date_published":"2026-04-17T18:18:40+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 18:18","date_timestamp":1776449920,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88409468","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> the real arcologies of New York City.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116417156945511513","date_published":"2026-04-17T00:14:01+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 00:14","date_timestamp":1776384841,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87673462","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> everytime someone uses \"caveman\" as an insult, Senator Palpatine cackles and says \"Yes. Yes. Feel the power of the dark side of evolution!\"</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116355382688487268","date_published":"2026-04-06T02:24:00+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 02:24","date_timestamp":1775442240,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87564683","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> the usa: a nation destroyed by the ability of its industries to scam, decieve, and manipulate its people.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116343794091128892","date_published":"2026-04-04T01:16:52+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-04 01:16","date_timestamp":1775265412,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87549073","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@st3phvee\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>st3phvee</span></a></span> if that mouse gets away he will swat it for you.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116342476778399714","date_published":"2026-04-03T19:41:52+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 19:41","date_timestamp":1775245312,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87544093","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> this guy has a teleporter, and he used it to go to waffle house, rather than the starship Enterprise? What the fuck,  buddy, really?</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116342136493670893","date_published":"2026-04-03T18:15:19+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 18:15","date_timestamp":1775240119,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87450244","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> capitalism demands confusion, because it is run by people who believe confused people are more likely to buy things they wouldn't otherwise buy.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116334099292066822","date_published":"2026-04-02T08:11:21+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 08:11","date_timestamp":1775117481,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87430062","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> you should follow this up with an announcement that you've taken up interest in the social spiders of the Pacific Northwest.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116332099988853507","date_published":"2026-04-01T23:42:54+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 23:42","date_timestamp":1775086974,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87417001","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> the name sounds like the kind of sound an angry kitty cat would make.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116331388292384584","date_published":"2026-04-01T20:41:55+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 20:41","date_timestamp":1775076115,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87368795","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@ironicbadger\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ironicbadger</span></a></span> behold the jagged teeth of the dog that eat all the dogfood!</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116327408469645972","date_published":"2026-04-01T03:49:48+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 03:49","date_timestamp":1775015388,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87368397","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://icosahedron.website/@bstacey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bstacey</span></a></span> autobots execute and replace batman.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116327361834532514","date_published":"2026-04-01T03:37:56+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 03:37","date_timestamp":1775014676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87189639","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://federate.social/@mattblaze\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mattblaze</span></a></span> interesting that this is also an example of how \"anonymized\" information can still be useful to a potential stalker..</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116312258330553021","date_published":"2026-03-29T11:36:55+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 11:36","date_timestamp":1774784215,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87189375","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@cwebber\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cwebber</span></a></span> everyone says \"free the malloc()s\" but no one asks what the malloc()s have done to deserve their imprisonment.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116312232326171193","date_published":"2026-03-29T11:30:18+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 11:30","date_timestamp":1774783818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87189198","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> Mouserlini made the mice run on time??</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116312213134953505","date_published":"2026-03-29T11:25:25+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 11:25","date_timestamp":1774783525,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87150398","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://discuss.systems/@ricci\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ricci</span></a></span> glyph without a face</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116307977134082019","date_published":"2026-03-28T17:28:09+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 17:28","date_timestamp":1774718889,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87145415","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> Make him repair the Central Park paleonotological models Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins made for the planned Paleozoic Museum of Central Park. </p><p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Waterhouse_Hawkins#United_States\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin</span><span class=\"invisible\">_Waterhouse_Hawkins#United_States</span></a></p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116307565258858999","date_published":"2026-03-28T15:43:24+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 15:43","date_timestamp":1774712604,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87137864","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> huh, I have a dreamcast in need of a an audio visual cable (whose specifics I don't know) that will connect to a display I actually have access to, or some kind of adaptor thereof, if you think you can find such a cable faster than the technology packrats I actually live with, who have so far taken over a month to find an appropriate cable, which they are sure they own.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116306966855680486","date_published":"2026-03-28T13:11:13+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 13:11","date_timestamp":1774703473,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87115768","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> I use advanced mode in the web browser in part because it enables me to click on a post and have it expand in a different pane so I don't loose that one important post. And I turn off auto update; my feed doesn't update until I tell it to.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116304217180779013","date_published":"2026-03-28T01:31:57+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 01:31","date_timestamp":1774661517,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87052494","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> Rachel Carson died an untimely death, but funny how they never include her in these lists.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116299201574720211","date_published":"2026-03-27T04:16:24+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 04:16","date_timestamp":1774584984,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86901406","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> sadly, this is precisely the kind of joke we all share when in our heart of hearts, we know trump's view of Iran is precisely what kushner, that stooge of bibi's , put into his head.</p>","url":"https://sauropods.win/users/llewelly/statuses/116287306776400539","date_published":"2026-03-25T01:51:24+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 01:51","date_timestamp":1774403484,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53327098","content_html":"<p>the fine folk at arthro-pod have released an episode about insect jewelry:<br><a href=\"https://arthro-pod.blogspot.com/2024/12/arthro-pod-ep-171-glittering-golden.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">arthro-pod.blogspot.com/2024/1</span><span class=\"invisible\">2/arthro-pod-ep-171-glittering-golden.html</span></a></p><p>Merovingian bees, victorian insect jewelry, modern stuff, etc.</p><p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@futurebird\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>futurebird</span></a></span> , sorry to disappoint, but there is only one ant item mentioned.</p><p><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/tags/insects\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>insects</span></a><br><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/tags/jewelry\" class=\"mention 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involved the book, as <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@john\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>john</span></a></span> expalins.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109281948244439540","date_published":"2022-11-03T21:16:36+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 21:16","date_timestamp":1667510196,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672200","content_html":"Great new episode of the best palaeoart podcast, Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs:https://chasmosaurs.com/2022/11/03/podcast-show-notes-episode-20/Features @john , and a 10 years later perspective _All Yesterdays_, the alternative palaeoart book he did with Memo Kosemen and Darren Naish,... <a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109281854426575220\">sauropods.win</a>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109281854426575220","date_published":"2022-11-03T20:52:45+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-03 20:52","date_timestamp":1667508765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672199","content_html":"partway through the second listen, I fell asleep listening to the most recent podcast of Terrible Lizards, featuring Dave Hone, Iszi Lawrence, and Mark Witton, and somehow I dreamt there was an Evil Dead themed video game set amongst the Crystal Palace Dinosaurs ... https://terribleliza... <a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109275365321980079\">sauropods.win</a>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109275365321980079","date_published":"2022-11-02T17:22:29+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-02 17:22","date_timestamp":1667409749,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672198","content_html":"<p>Inside of you are two sauropods.</p><p>Neither is known from a complete articulated neck.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109271268693440204","date_published":"2022-11-02T00:00:39+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-02 00:00","date_timestamp":1667347239,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672197","content_html":"<p>very strange feeling to be reading the feditips site and see a mention of  the gopher protocol, which predated the world wide web and was largely superseded by it. : )</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/109270939485745046","date_published":"2022-11-01T22:36:56+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-01 22:36","date_timestamp":1667342216,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672196","content_html":"<p>convergent evolution is the most sincere form of flattery</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/108749711080012126","date_published":"2022-08-01T21:21:41+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-08-01 21:21","date_timestamp":1659388901,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672195","content_html":"<p>notes about 3 easily confused taxa:</p><p>Eudorcas: a modern antelope</p><p>Eucladoceros: a Pleistocene deer</p><p>Eudoceras: a Carboniferous nautiloid</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/108736575834938552","date_published":"2022-07-30T13:41:14+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-07-30 13:41","date_timestamp":1659188474,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672194","content_html":"one day I'll go down to the center of the Earthwhere I'll build a great machinea machine to take all the angular momentumand send it far awayand day by day the days will grow longer and longeruntil the Sun seems to stop in the skyone face of the Earth locked to the Sunone side, forever,... <a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/108261383301819121\">sauropods.win</a>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/108261383301819121","date_published":"2022-05-07T15:33:31+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-05-07 15:33","date_timestamp":1651937611,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672193","content_html":"<p>what if the dinosaurs built a system for guiding asteroids away from earth, but then a billionaire theropod bought it for 44 billion dino doubloons, and then threw a tantrum when someone in the Yucatan called him out for being a grand-standing shithead?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/108197775272687233","date_published":"2022-04-26T09:57:09+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-04-26 09:57","date_timestamp":1650967029,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672192","content_html":"<p>Barosaurus walked into a drinking establishment. He measured the atmosphere at his feet, and again at his head. What instrument did he use?</p><p>A barometer!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106472516942597551","date_published":"2021-06-25T17:21:16+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-06-25 17:21","date_timestamp":1624641676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672191","content_html":"<p>how do you measure the atmosphere of a drinking establishment?</p><p>With a barometer.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106472307798507207","date_published":"2021-06-25T16:28:05+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-06-25 16:28","date_timestamp":1624638485,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672190","content_html":"<p>there's millions of baby spiders in my bedroom!</p><p>no other good news though</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106352064317957747","date_published":"2021-06-04T10:48:35+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-06-04 10:48","date_timestamp":1622803715,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672189","content_html":"<p>The first novel in the Deathworld trilogy is out of copyright (originally published in 1960), and available at gutenberg.  <a href=\"https://www.gutenberg.org/files/28346/28346-h/28346-h.htm\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">gutenberg.org/files/28346/2834</span><span class=\"invisible\">6-h/28346-h.htm</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106064770427956004","date_published":"2021-04-14T17:05:58+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-14 17:05","date_timestamp":1618419958,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672188","content_html":"someone on twitter is offering me a free satire novel about an independent republic of Texas.I have read many such novels, and it seems unlikely to me that his novel has matched the greats, which include Harry Harrison's _Deathworld_ trilogy (still highly relevant despite being publshed... <a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106064766048017347\">sauropods.win</a>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106064766048017347","date_published":"2021-04-14T17:04:52+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-14 17:04","date_timestamp":1618419892,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672187","content_html":"<p>(in all seriousness, an opposable thumb seems better for branches of a size for the thumb and other digits to \"wrap around\", which sauropods presumably didn't have; so the serious answer is probably no. 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sauropods???</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106058163190190290","date_published":"2021-04-13T13:05:40+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-13 13:05","date_timestamp":1618319140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672185","content_html":"<p>just got my first vac shot</p><p>No sign of either Deinosuchus powers or built-in wifi, but as it's only the first shot, I'm not giving up hope yet.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106030942712764832","date_published":"2021-04-08T17:43:09+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-08 17:43","date_timestamp":1617903789,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672184","content_html":"<p>being excited about a billionaire proposing to construct a \"real life Jurassic Park\" because you love dinosaurs is like being excited about a billionaire proposing to construct a death star because you love star wars.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106030165926294412","date_published":"2021-04-08T14:25:36+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-08 14:25","date_timestamp":1617891936,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672183","content_html":"<p>new episode of the long, long, long awaited tetrapodcats: </p><p><a href=\"http://tetzoo.com/podcast/2021/3/29/episode-81-seeing-thylacines-in-the-thylacine-seeing-scene\"><span class=\"invisible\">http://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">tetzoo.com/podcast/2021/3/29/e</span><span class=\"invisible\">pisode-81-seeing-thylacines-in-the-thylacine-seeing-scene</span></a></p><p>by <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@john\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>john</span></a></span> and <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sauropods.win/@TetZoo\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TetZoo</span></a></span></p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106014467618208767","date_published":"2021-04-05T19:53:19+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-05 19:53","date_timestamp":1617652399,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13672182","content_html":"<p>Dimetrodon walks into a pub.</p><p>After quick glance at the clientele, Dimetrodon cries out: \"Good grief, dinosaurs didn't even exist until 40 million years after I died, but I'm still getting sucked into bad dinosaur jokes!\"</p>","summary":"","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly/106013673714109479","date_published":"2021-04-05T16:31:25+00:00","author":{"name":"llewelly","url":"https://sauropods.win/@llewelly","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F001%2F401%2F569%2Foriginal%2Fab4dc62a051c0738.png","_microblog":{"username":"llewelly@sauropods.win"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-04-05 16:31","date_timestamp":1617640285,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}