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@fsinn @inthehands @_L1vY_ @GrimmReality @FunKelly We'll only get where we're headed if we do it together \"ablobwave\"

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@inthehands @_L1vY_ @GrimmReality @FunKelly I'm a deep south boy, but I've spent plenty of time in the upper midwest. This needs to go on posters !

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@GrimmReality @FunKelly Would also have accepted \"OPE!\"

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@dansinker At least it'll come down easy

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@abelbitez @parismarx In the absence of stated criteria, we use our own. That's not difficult

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@dansinker TACO

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@KrajciTom Gorgeous shot !

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@jaykass

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@jaykass No.

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@alexwild Demonstrate it directly. Show them the historical record. While a lot is lost, so much is still there to remind us
https://web.archive.org/

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@Brad_Rosenheim jfc let there be a happy conclusion to this nightmare

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@dangillmor The Guardian also refused to plainly state that Musk did those obvious Nazi salutes. That's when they lost my monthly donation.

If you can't report honestly on what's plain for all to see, your integrity is compromised and you have no business telling people what's happening in their world. It's really that simple.

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@the_etrain Scat humor is the best, scoobiduh-be-bop-bop !

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@w7voa ...thereby teaching all their students the key life lesson that the institutions you rely on in this country will always prefer the taste of boot to the satisfaction of actually doing their fucking jobs

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@pseudonym Don't sweat it, 10/10 insta obsessives will eventually regret their insta obsessions. Sometimes being older means being less gullible.

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@skykiss It's yet another admission of guilt by DJT. Add it to the pile

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@DrJackBrown Totally normal to disrupt a group of rape survivors finally getting together and calling for congressional action. That's what a totally normal person does when they're innocent.

wtf

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@tg9541 @arstechnica Yep. You're not using \"psychological tricks\" on an LLM, just yourself.

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@GayDeceiver I'd fund as many leftist challengers to Dem congressional incumbents as possible. And buy the house I'm living in.

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@jonty is just poop

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@fulelo A normal person in Trump's position would surely feel like a massive fucking idiot

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@samlitzinger And Pirro's out there whining about a \"politicized jury.\"

NO, dumbshit, it's a jury that still has adequate cognitive function to see through y'all's weak political theater. Try staying shitfaced less.

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@samlitzinger I'm so sick of lying-ass Nazis crying about unfairness and deception. Motherfuckers, those toxins are your goddamn lifeblood !

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@NilaJones @mayintoronto @skinnylatte \"raised by wolves\" is one I heard a lot growing up in the American south

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@arstechnica If that's not the look of a cat that ate the canary I don't know what is

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It's been a long time since I really *needed* good friends, which is excellent because there have been extended periods of time when I didn't really have any that were reliable to any meaningful degree.

This week I *did* need good friends, and it turns out many of the friends I have right now, who I've known for only a year or so, are just fucking amazing.

I don't care how self-sufficient you think you are. Life can and will find ways to disabuse you of that notion, so find your people and cherish them out loud. Life's too goddamn short and too goddamn hard for any person to be an island !

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Good read
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/27/the-film-fans-who-refuse-to-surrender-to-streaming-one-day-youll-barter-bread-for-our-dvds

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Maybe I'm an old man yelling at a cloud, but if you asked me to design the worst possible model for enjoying recorded music, streaming on #Spotify is exactly what I'd come up with.

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Once you've witnessed a person slip on ice, it becomes illegal to think that person is cool.
#Winter

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The dumb sonofabitch just can't help himself
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/01/11/trump-lashes-out-at-judge-in-closing-arguments-of-civil-fraud-trial-00135108

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Hey what are your favorite #bot or #bots you've discovered here in the fedi?

One thing I miss about the #BirdApp is all the amazing art that would show up, and the network of art bots that would clue people into other art bots.

Anyway, @gaycats may or may not be considered art, but it posts some gay goddamn cats on the regular !

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There's always an escape pod
Or we could build a robot
To rescue us
Like a love song

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fROMOHIO remaster is far overdue #fIREHOSE

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I don't care how good you know somebody, don't ever smell their finger !

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I don't see what the media is so goddamn upset about. EVERY dinner tfg has is dinner with a white nationalist !

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Y'all do I need to do a cw if I say goddamn a lot !

Bc I say goddamn a lot !

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I think the biggest problem with Mastodon is that there aren't enough accounts telling me what I ought to/need to buy buy buy BUY BBUUYY !

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Is that good ?
https://cryptopotato.com/binance-safu-insurance-fund-is-44-backed-by-its-own-token/

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Impossible to be legitimately horny on Mastodon
(toot !)

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Content warning: cw: feces

If your humor isn't scatological, it ain't shit !

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A geode with an ancient fart inside

","summary":"","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american/109394063898429444","date_published":"2022-11-23T16:29:05+00:00","author":{"name":"George Liquor, American","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F379%2F069%2F607%2F350%2F012%2Foriginal%2F152336eeee15b7e2.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"liquor_american@universeodon.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-23 16:29","date_timestamp":1669220945,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14445222","content_html":"

Is this good?

","summary":"","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american/109382949692103829","date_published":"2022-11-21T17:22:36+00:00","author":{"name":"George Liquor, American","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F379%2F069%2F607%2F350%2F012%2Foriginal%2F152336eeee15b7e2.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"liquor_american@universeodon.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-21 17:22","date_timestamp":1669051356,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14445220","content_html":"

Content warning: content warning: mention of a prosthetic butt-hole

Did you know that Fidel Castro had a prosthetic butt-hole in the last years of his life !

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I came here to toot, but all it's letting me do is publish !

","summary":"","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american/109377546616736439","date_published":"2022-11-20T18:28:32+00:00","author":{"name":"George Liquor, American","url":"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F379%2F069%2F607%2F350%2F012%2Foriginal%2F152336eeee15b7e2.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"liquor_american@universeodon.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-20 18:28","date_timestamp":1668968912,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}