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I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning!

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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@erikahall.bsky.social I need to see if I can find the AI book I read in college 25 years ago. So different from where we are today.

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@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

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@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com OMG WHO IS THAT

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Dear Stern and Jersey Jack: when are we getting the Minions pinball machine that the minions carry around in Despicable Me? I’m waaaaaiting! #pinball

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What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you.

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #frisbeeTroubles

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Add these to the list of things I thought would be a huge part of my adult life, along with ghosts, whirlpools, and quicksand. youtube.com/shorts/GD…

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#folkInstruments #bones #spoons #mouthHarp

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You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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@hankgreen.bsky.social the story of studying airborne disease for hundreds of years

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Dear all the companies: if you are mailing my watch back to me FOR FREE then you should NOT force me to enter a credit card.

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Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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@kbspangler.com

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@nome.bsky.social “What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the reaper man?”

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@sarahday.org Ok I missed the word sports in the original skeet but I stand by my answer ;) lavatory stall cleaning could be a sport

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@sarahday.org Knitting, dogs, tea, gardening, a good fistfight during a hockey game, scotch, being tired after a hard day of work, the smell of our partner, sunlight, sports (especially baseball), a clean lavatory stall, birds (from a distance) a good joke, certain bad jokes, and probably pizza.

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I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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Why are you importing leaves?

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What are you doing in the garden?

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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@mattmay.bsky.social Message deleted. Sorry.

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@mattmay.bsky.social @mattmitovich.bsky.social another event where people are suddenly shocked to find out they don’t understand ASL any more than they would French?

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@tkingfisher.com I can’t wait to see how the bustle works

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@kirabug.com Me too! It’s a long shot but better than none!

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@erikahall.bsky.social This one? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe_ea…

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@nome.bsky.social I usually lead off with “an 8 is pain that hurts badly enough to force me to go to the ER usually because the distress scale is also at an 8 and i don’t know what it is. if i knew what it was i’d probably call it a 7.”

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followed by “i had no pain meds for 24 hours after having my tonsils out at 32”

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OMG THIS\nwww.terrygodier.com/the-last-…

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so tired of everything needing my attention all the time!

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YOU ARE A PAIR OF HEADPHONES, YOU SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE REBOOTED. I SHOULD PLUG YOU IN AND YOU ARE ON AND UNPLUG YOU AND YOU ARE OFF. BUT NOOO… NO PLUGS ANYMORE. NOW BLUETOOTH FAILS

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Periodic reminder to clean your dishwasher filter

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me: I don’t think I would let a guy named Casey bat in this situation\nN: that guy’s name wasn’t Casey\nme [pointing at tv]: his name is Casey Schmitt\nN: No, the guy in the poem. His first name was Mighty. it’s right there in the poem.\nme 💀💀💀

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#phillies #baseball

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@neolithicsheep.bsky.social I think it’s elbows. They’re all elbows at that age

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@kirabug.com Decades of careful dodging out of rooms at Easter festivities. And a stubbornness that makes my terriers proud.

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@chuckwendig.bsky.social Strength, peace, and love to you and your pack.

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@neolithicsheep.bsky.social I don’t remember exploding horses in all those westerns my dad made me watch. This is going to be exciting!

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@kirabug.com Ok Edelweiss is a killer. Of course my first memories of it are from Our Flag Means Death so it is a weird killer. #TheSoundOfMusic

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@kirabug.com I would yell that these two are too young for these shenanigans but my husband and I started dating at 16

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#TheSoundOfMusic

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@kirabug.com TSOM: when the Lord closes a door somewhere He opens a window.

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M: Yeah but why does he want me to go out a window?

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Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine.\n#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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How you doing? Doing ok? Good. Glad to hear it. Good talk.\n#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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@dylanw.social How’d you get down to 50?

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@nome.bsky.social At least we can go back and read Discworld again and again. I’m wading into Reaper Man right now (again)

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@im-all-id.me thank god for drug boxes. is box empty? must have taken pill

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@kameronhurley.com amen sister

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I fully appreciate the angst you are feeling but you can wait two minutes for me to brush my hair

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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Ah, I see. Yet another hotel that believes if you use a wheelchair you must not have a need for towel bars. o_O. :eyebrow twitches uncontrollably: #a11y

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Video: did you ever stop to think about all the engineering that’s gone into a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk?

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Me: of course we did. we didn’t have the internet. What the hell else were we going to do? Shoot more football notes at the other students?

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#Pinball QOTD\nPlayer standing in front of Bally Wizard!: I miss Quicksilver.

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the crip tax on paying your taxes when you need to know what you spent to be able to deduct it is astoundingly bad

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i think next year i’m going to double-entry-bookkeep all the medical bullshit

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thank you Vanguard and Quicken for teaching me bookkeeping, sort of

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typo of the day:\nis it possible that one of these two (screenshot attacked) is the one I’m looking for?

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I’m not your dad but this is good advice

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youtube.com/shorts/2F…

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I can’t throw it if you’re standing on it!

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I am not throwing the frisbee in the house, you little goober!

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I swear you can tell when I’ve launched the camera app

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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You’re sitting there raising hell with me get out there and go pee. I’ll turn you into a sausage.

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The entire lawn does not require inspection!

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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What are you, working for the TSA? Stop inspecting the dishwasher.

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Hoy, banana nose. What’re you doing?

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#ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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