{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Keith Gautreaux","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/kg","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1013","username":"kg","bio":"Bud Tribble is my spirit animal.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":108,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png"},"items":[{"id":"85529455","content_html":"<p>9639</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://kg.micro.blog/2026/03/04/173857.html","date_published":"2026-03-05T01:38:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-05 01:38","date_timestamp":1772674737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"55025323","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@GossiTheDog</a></span></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/55025323","date_published":"2025-01-14T19:50:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-14 19:50","date_timestamp":1736884213,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"32432528","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jsnell@zeppelin.flights\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jsnell</a></span> “To thine own self be true.” —Mark Twain</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/32432528","date_published":"2024-02-27T01:32:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-02-27 01:32","date_timestamp":1708997562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"30129654","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/counternotions@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@counternotions</a></span> Let he who is without sin cast the first own.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/30129654","date_published":"2024-01-29T21:28:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-01-29 21:28","date_timestamp":1706563693,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"19701313","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jensimmons@front-end.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jensimmons</a></span> I saw that this was addressed in the video. Sorry for the redundant question.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/19701313","date_published":"2023-06-06T16:22:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-06-06 16:22","date_timestamp":1686068526,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"19701085","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jensimmons@front-end.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jensimmons</a></span> will Safari 17 on iOS allow sounds or vibration patterns with WebPush notifications?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/19701085","date_published":"2023-06-06T16:12:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-06-06 16:12","date_timestamp":1686067956,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"19012086","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/CodenameTim@fosstodon.org\" class=\"u-url mention\">@CodenameTim</a></span> I think it is an internet shortening of ‘transmogrify: to transform in a magical manner’ <a href=\"https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transmogrify\">definition</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/19012086","date_published":"2023-05-10T19:23:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-05-10 19:23","date_timestamp":1683746608,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18714976","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/marcoarment@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@marcoarment</a></span> Congratulations! Nothing quite like that moment when the implementation of something new you’ve learned starts working and all the toil was worth it.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/18714976","date_published":"2023-04-28T12:40:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-04-28 12:40","date_timestamp":1682685657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18586110","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/macgreg\">@macgreg</a> Iview this hypothesis as unlikely. I’m going to assume this is the ipsilateral (same side) leg, so theoretically there could be some vasodilation on the injured side which could affect the blood flow, but immune response is not a zero sum game.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/18586110","date_published":"2023-04-23T03:48:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-04-23 03:48","date_timestamp":1682221687,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"15274785","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Moltz</a></span> deus nuts machina</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/15274785","date_published":"2022-12-21T14:15:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-12-21 14:15","date_timestamp":1671632104,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"15241552","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/siracusa@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@siracusa</a></span> The Mac Pro is an enabler.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/15241552","date_published":"2022-12-20T19:32:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-12-20 19:32","date_timestamp":1671564744,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"15015233","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Moltz</a></span> Mastodites is a pretty good collective noun but should we try to make Mastochists happen?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/15015233","date_published":"2022-12-16T13:47:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-12-16 13:47","date_timestamp":1671198437,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"13297758","content_html":"7 months","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2019/10/04/Ian/","date_published":"2019-10-05T05:11:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-10-05 05:11","date_timestamp":1570252318,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"889435","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/coreint\">@coreint</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass\">@danielpunkass</a> I would be happy to explain the difference between a 1-lead rhythm strip and a 12-lead EKG if you have more interest. Thanks for the show!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/889435","date_published":"2018-09-15T19:41:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-09-15 19:41","date_timestamp":1537040472,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"827869","content_html":"<p>huddled: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/08/25/huddled/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/08/25/huddled/","date_published":"2018-08-25T14:21:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-08-25 14:21","date_timestamp":1535206905,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"797894","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz\">@Moltz</a> We’re so excited to see what you’re going to do with it.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/797894","date_published":"2018-08-16T02:22:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-08-16 02:22","date_timestamp":1534386142,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"796601","content_html":"<p>Now I know you were lying when you said the aurora Australis is better than the aurora Borealis, <a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz\">@Moltz</a>\nEven our elders are forgetting their Latin.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/796601","date_published":"2018-08-15T18:15:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-08-15 18:15","date_timestamp":1534356953,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"795112","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz\">@Moltz</a> There is literally nothing you won’t stick to. The stickiest.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/795112","date_published":"2018-08-15T03:47:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-08-15 03:47","date_timestamp":1534304843,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"795040","content_html":"<p>Nice job, <a href=\"https://micro.blog/Moltz\">@Moltz</a>, we were all rooting for you.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/795040","date_published":"2018-08-15T02:53:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-08-15 02:53","date_timestamp":1534301634,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"756899","content_html":"<p>Great post <a href=\"https://micro.blog/marco\">@marco</a>. Was there any variance in the tests if you ran them multiple times?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/756899","date_published":"2018-07-31T21:17:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-07-31 21:17","date_timestamp":1533071821,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"13297757","content_html":"<p>me: [surveying a room full of vomiting pachyderms] “I’m tired of all these sicko ‘phants.”</p>","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/07/19/puns/","date_published":"2018-07-19T04:29:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-07-19 04:29","date_timestamp":1531974597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"727067","content_html":"<p>me: [surveying a room full of vomiting pachyderms] “I’m tired of all these sicko ‘phants.”</p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/07/19/puns/","date_published":"2018-07-19T04:29:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-07-19 04:29","date_timestamp":1531974597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297756","content_html":"<p>The DNC is very concerned that I “get one thing straight” and “make no mistake”.  I guess they think I’m a sign painter?</p>","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/07/10/signs/","date_published":"2018-07-10T14:30:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-07-10 14:30","date_timestamp":1531233024,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"703822","content_html":"<p>The DNC is very concerned that I “get one thing straight” and “make no mistake”.  I guess they think I’m a sign painter?</p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/07/10/signs/","date_published":"2018-07-10T14:30:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-07-10 14:30","date_timestamp":1531233024,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297755","content_html":"<p>We forget how fortunate we are that all of the world’s problems can be solved in 280 characters.</p>","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/06/17/problems/","date_published":"2018-06-17T15:22:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-17 15:22","date_timestamp":1529248973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"650050","content_html":"<p>We forget how fortunate we are that all of the world’s problems can be solved in 280 characters.</p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/06/17/problems/","date_published":"2018-06-17T15:22:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-17 15:22","date_timestamp":1529248973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"638890","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/macgreg\">@macgreg</a> Really enjoyed the interview. Congrats on 15 years!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/638890","date_published":"2018-06-12T17:16:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-12 17:16","date_timestamp":1528823797,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"631005","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cheesemaker\">@cheesemaker</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass\">@danielpunkass</a> knows so much about libxml2 he just automatically attaches images of it to everything he posts.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/631005","date_published":"2018-06-09T13:11:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-09 13:11","date_timestamp":1528549876,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"628469","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/eschaton\">@eschaton</a> can you expand? Are you referring to global health inequality or poor outcomes for individuals?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/628469","date_published":"2018-06-08T13:17:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-08 13:17","date_timestamp":1528463854,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"614923","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cjkonecnik\">@cjkonecnik</a> I really liked this post. Thanks for sharing.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/614923","date_published":"2018-06-03T03:14:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-06-03 03:14","date_timestamp":1527995665,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"602660","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/PBones\">@PBones</a> hope your recovery is “Swift”</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/602660","date_published":"2018-05-29T12:37:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-05-29 12:37","date_timestamp":1527597438,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"559543","content_html":"<p>Happy Mother's Day: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/05/13/happy-mother-s-day/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/05/13/happy-mother-s-day/","date_published":"2018-05-13T17:59:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-05-13 17:59","date_timestamp":1526234382,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297754","content_html":"Happy Mother's Day","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/05/13/happy-mother-s-day/","date_published":"2018-05-13T17:59:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-05-13 17:59","date_timestamp":1526234382,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"353204","content_html":"<p>Reactionary statement about something I just read, eliding all nuance.</p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/02/20/twitter/","date_published":"2018-02-20T23:29:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-02-20 23:29","date_timestamp":1519169379,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297753","content_html":"<p>Reactionary statement about something I just read, eliding all nuance.</p>","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/02/20/twitter/","date_published":"2018-02-20T23:29:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-02-20 23:29","date_timestamp":1519169379,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"293626","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/brentsimmons\">@brentsimmons</a> after all that you are probably consumed by postprandial malaise.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/293626","date_published":"2018-01-25T19:35:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-25 19:35","date_timestamp":1516908959,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"292887","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/JeffPerry\">@JeffPerry</a> podcasting on iOS using two apps isn’t possible currently because my understanding is that the audio input and output can’t be routed through two applications simultaneously. There is AudioBus but if that works no one has implemented it yet.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/292887","date_published":"2018-01-25T13:43:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-25 13:43","date_timestamp":1516887780,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"292152","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/JeffPerry\">@JeffPerry</a> lack of multiple app copies in splitview, lack of audio subsystem control, and lack of FileProvider compliant apps that work with Amazon S3 are my top 3.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/kg/292152","date_published":"2018-01-25T03:38:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-25 03:38","date_timestamp":1516851520,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"13297752","content_html":"the last jedi","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/01/12/the-last-jedi/","date_published":"2018-01-12T20:01:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-12 20:01","date_timestamp":1515787276,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"268107","content_html":"<p>the last jedi: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/01/12/the-last-jedi/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/01/12/the-last-jedi/","date_published":"2018-01-12T20:01:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-12 20:01","date_timestamp":1515787276,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297751","content_html":"\n  True love it hides like city stars\nNothing to gaze upon or contemplate\nHow near or far\nIf it comes, it comes quite unannounced\nA momentary glance\nLit up by sun or moon\nOr bonfire or ambulance\n\n  Oh how the circumstances change\nFeels unmistakable with no idea from where it came\nBut yo...","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2018/01/01/love/","date_published":"2018-01-01T16:53:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-01 16:53","date_timestamp":1514825603,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"268106","content_html":"\n  True love it hides like city stars\nNothing to gaze upon or contemplate\nHow near or far\nIf it comes, it comes quite unannounced\nA momentary glance\nLit up by sun or moon\nOr bonfire or ambulance\n\n  Oh how the circumstances change\nFeels unmistakable with no idea from where it c... <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/01/01/love/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2018/01/01/love/","date_published":"2018-01-01T16:53:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-01-01 16:53","date_timestamp":1514825603,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"245163","content_html":"<p>Christmas 2017: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/12/31/christmas-2017/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/12/31/christmas-2017/","date_published":"2017-12-31T02:39:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-12-31 02:39","date_timestamp":1514687961,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297750","content_html":"Christmas 2017","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2017/12/31/christmas-2017/","date_published":"2017-12-31T02:39:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-12-31 02:39","date_timestamp":1514687961,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"187880","content_html":"<p>mom: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/11/09/mom/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/11/09/mom/","date_published":"2017-11-09T04:34:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-11-09 04:34","date_timestamp":1510202071,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297749","content_html":"mom","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2017/11/09/mom/","date_published":"2017-11-09T04:34:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-11-09 04:34","date_timestamp":1510202071,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297748","content_html":"mom","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2017/08/20/mom/","date_published":"2017-08-20T01:11:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-08-20 01:11","date_timestamp":1503191470,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"133694","content_html":"<p>mom: <a href=\"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/08/20/mom/\">kgautreaux.github.io</a></p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/08/20/mom/","date_published":"2017-08-20T01:11:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-08-20 01:11","date_timestamp":1503191470,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"132198","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fkgautreaux%2Fphotos%2FIMG_1799-2.jpeg\" loading=\"lazy\">\nOur strawberry patch is looking good this year.</p>","summary":"","url":"http://kgautreaux.github.io/blog/2017/08/16/strawberries/","date_published":"2017-08-16T15:42:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-08-16 15:42","date_timestamp":1502898140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"13297747","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Fkgautreaux%2Fphotos%2FIMG_1799-2.jpeg\" alt=\"strawberries\" loading=\"lazy\">\nOur strawberry patch is looking good this year.</p>","summary":"","url":"kgautreaux.netlify.com/2017/08/16/strawberries/","date_published":"2017-08-16T15:42:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Keith Gautreaux","url":"https://keithgautreaux.com/blog","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F390%2F196%2F328%2F731%2F874%2Foriginal%2Fda8eade45830d7ab.png","_microblog":{"username":"kg"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2017-08-16 15:42","date_timestamp":1502898140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}