{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Josh Bressers","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/joshbressers@infosec.exchange","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1395665","username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange","bio":"VP of Security at Anchore - Podcaster (http://opensourcesecuritypodcast.com http://hackerhistory.com) - Blogger (http://opensourcesecurity.io) - He/Him","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"92053897","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@Foxboron\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Foxboron</span></a></span> ugh, good luck man</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116738280601090614","date_published":"2026-06-12T17:19:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:19","date_timestamp":1781284799,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91981277","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@adulau\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adulau</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@berrange\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>berrange</span></a></span> </p><p>GCVE is what the CVE project should try to be, but sadly it won't</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116732439559916632","date_published":"2026-06-11T16:34:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-11 16:34","date_timestamp":1781195671,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91980323","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@whack\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>whack</span></a></span> </p><p>My target audience is really the open source people that are being hammered by everyone. It's OK to say no</p><p>I don't expect many corporate teams to ever change. Their leadership was ossified decades ago (and were out of date even then) and they're fine burning people out</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116732351536160283","date_published":"2026-06-11T16:12:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-11 16:12","date_timestamp":1781194328,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91833796","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@bagder\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bagder</span></a></span> I love this idea</p><p>I can't wait for all the</p><p>\"bUt TeH bAdGuYz dOnT sToP\" people to complain</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116720669150882085","date_published":"2026-06-09T14:41:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 14:41","date_timestamp":1781016069,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91830207","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@icing\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>icing</span></a></span> Office hours is a clever idea, I like it</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116720434343975380","date_published":"2026-06-09T13:41:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 13:41","date_timestamp":1781012486,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91829512","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@hughsie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hughsie</span></a></span> Oh nice, I didn't know that. You will now be my shining example :)</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116720379890789339","date_published":"2026-06-09T13:27:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 13:27","date_timestamp":1781011656,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91794097","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@jerry\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jerry</span></a></span> the onion, but actually true unbelievably stupid stories</p><p>We are living in the golden age of dumpster news</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116717241610601754","date_published":"2026-06-09T00:09:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 00:09","date_timestamp":1780963769,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91734507","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@adamshostack\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adamshostack</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://irrelephant.co/@g\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>g</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@sawaba\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sawaba</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mysk\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mysk</span></a></span> certainly unrelated to every service demanding you use their app instead of their website</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116712396328086192","date_published":"2026-06-08T03:37:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 03:37","date_timestamp":1780889836,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91336680","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.gompa.me/@neal\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neal</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewnez</span></a></span> </p><p>This is tough to talk about. The intentions are wrong, but I don't think they're usually malicious</p><p>The OpenSSF is a great example. I know a bunch of people there. They are 100% convinced they are fighting the good fight for open source. So much I don't think anyone could ever convince them otherwise</p><p>But I know zero hobbyist maintainers who like the OpenSSF </p><p>The OpenSSf also doesn't know hobbyist maintainers exist, but that's a different discussion :)</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116675854621844929","date_published":"2026-06-01T16:44:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 16:44","date_timestamp":1780332254,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91332265","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewnez</span></a></span> </p><p>I don't think these folks have bad intentions, I think they genuinely don't understand what's going on</p><p>I'm going to try and dig someone up who can speak to \"how to talk to policymakers\"</p><p>But this also is a problem, I think it was <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> who tells a story about going to FOSDEM and being the only person in the room who wasn't paid to be there</p><p>Policymakers will need to find the people to talk to, hobbyist open source developers aren't going to show up at big fancy policy events</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116675576190751716","date_published":"2026-06-01T15:33:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 15:33","date_timestamp":1780328005,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91291477","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> I think it's turtles all the way down</p><p>A lot of policy makers, talk to large companies and foundations (that don't do open source, they do corporate source)</p><p>Nobody ever talks to the actual humans doing the open source work</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116671688676659222","date_published":"2026-05-31T23:04:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-31 23:04","date_timestamp":1780268687,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91099466","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ariadne@treehouse.systems\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ariadne</span></a></span> </p><p>\"Exploitation scenario: An attacker creates a ...\"</p><p>It would be funny it wasn't so sad</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116654178833794274","date_published":"2026-05-28T20:51:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-28 20:51","date_timestamp":1780001508,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91048354","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@wdormann\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wdormann</span></a></span> we should rename “responsible disclosure” to “Samaritan snare”</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116649507615893035","date_published":"2026-05-28T01:03:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-28 01:03","date_timestamp":1779930230,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90487107","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@bagder\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bagder</span></a></span> Probably none</p><p>Attackers can sometimes chain lower severity bugs together to do something interesting, but the reality is everyone is drowning in vulnerabiliites right now</p><p>Everyone has already written off Low and Medium as \"don't care\"</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116601671652522653","date_published":"2026-05-19T14:18:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 14:18","date_timestamp":1779200312,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90117557","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@bagder\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bagder</span></a></span> ugh. Good luck</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116569607566196724","date_published":"2026-05-13T22:24:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 22:24","date_timestamp":1778711052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90114096","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://federate.social/@mattblaze\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mattblaze</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@robpike\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>robpike</span></a></span> hey now. It’s TWO resistors!</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116569336320065429","date_published":"2026-05-13T21:15:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 21:15","date_timestamp":1778706914,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90048985","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ariadne@treehouse.systems\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ariadne</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ireneista@irenes.space\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ireneista</span></a></span> bUt tHeRe iZ nO gRaViTy iN sPaCE!!!!!!!!</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116564272307529686","date_published":"2026-05-12T23:47:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-12 23:47","date_timestamp":1778629643,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89923418","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@devlead\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>devlead</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewnez</span></a></span> </p><p>I do think they deserve a bunch of the blame here thanks to decisions made in a different world</p><p>But I also know every ecosystem on the planet is hilariously under-resourced</p><p>They can barely keep the lights on much less build new security features</p><p>And the cherry on top is most of the security problems don't REALLY affect the ecosystems, it affects the ecosystem users</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116556211079635191","date_published":"2026-05-11T13:37:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 13:37","date_timestamp":1778506638,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89804304","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@paulasadoorian\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>paulasadoorian</span></a></span> his eyes open!</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116538881461453570","date_published":"2026-05-08T12:10:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 12:10","date_timestamp":1778242209,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89767202","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@adamshostack\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adamshostack</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewnez</span></a></span> </p><p>I can only assume it was 1-2-3-4-5 :)</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116533821640414811","date_published":"2026-05-07T14:43:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 14:43","date_timestamp":1778165003,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89767181","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@adamshostack\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adamshostack</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@andrewnez\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewnez</span></a></span> </p><p>This is an important detail, the one of the best episode endings of all time :)</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116533819599034732","date_published":"2026-05-07T14:42:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 14:42","date_timestamp":1778164971,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89760045","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@icing\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>icing</span></a></span> This plan has no downsides, well done!</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116533116039521984","date_published":"2026-05-07T11:43:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 11:43","date_timestamp":1778154236,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89508035","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@siddhesh_p\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>siddhesh_p</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gregkh@social.kernel.org\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gregkh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@wdormann\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wdormann</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> </p><p>Every project is really its own ecosystem</p><p>I think glibc does a really good job with CVEs</p><p>But I suspect if you go from 12 a year to 12 a month your process will have to change</p><p>It's possible you would adopt the \"give it a CVE and move on\" approach, or because there is so much attention from the distros you could get some extra help to deal with the volume</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116511078709143648","date_published":"2026-05-03T14:19:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 14:19","date_timestamp":1777817973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89504620","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gregkh@social.kernel.org\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gregkh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@wdormann\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wdormann</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@corsac\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>corsac</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> </p><p>Yeah, this</p><p>Which then goes back to your comments about our tooling being horrid and makes updates slow and painful</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116510776176090462","date_published":"2026-05-03T13:02:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 13:02","date_timestamp":1777813357,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89380705","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@Di4na\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Di4na</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gregkh@social.kernel.org\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gregkh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fosstodon.org/@deftpunk\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>deftpunk</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@wdormann\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wdormann</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> </p><p>That's also a good point</p><p>It's extra frustrating when there's nothing us unwashed masses can do except wait</p>","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116499335874390385","date_published":"2026-05-01T12:33:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 12:33","date_timestamp":1777638792,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"83717106","content_html":"<p>Ugh. Someone drank all the coffee</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/116024409955385574","date_published":"2026-02-06T15:33:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-06 15:33","date_timestamp":1770391997,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"81634513","content_html":"<p>I can't believe I'm still getting podcast pitches for blockchain</p><p>Someone should tell them we've moved on to the next grift</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/115860883527702212","date_published":"2026-01-08T18:26:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-08 18:26","date_timestamp":1767896782,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"77334632","content_html":"<p>I started using <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@kagihq\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kagihq</span></a></span> as my search engine</p><p>The biggest surprise has been how jarring seeing a search page that isn't full of shit</p><p>I didn't realize my brain has come to expect a page of garbage when I search for things, and it doesn't know what to do now</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/115492193764868846","date_published":"2025-11-04T15:43:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-04 15:43","date_timestamp":1762271023,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"71843976","content_html":"<p>Which universe does The Last Starfighter take place in?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/115074551624666228","date_published":"2025-08-22T21:31:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-22 21:31","date_timestamp":1755898309,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"55435193","content_html":"<p>Monday will be the dumbest day of our lives</p><p>So far</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers/113857635645268613","date_published":"2025-01-19T23:34:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-19 23:34","date_timestamp":1737329645,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"35259349","content_html":"<p>I think there's some commentary on the relationship between <a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>infosec</span></a> and the whole \"why do my eyes hurt\" google search memes</p><p>It's easy to laugh at people who clearly looked at the sun without eye protection</p><p>HOWEVER, there were a lot of fake eclipse glasses for sale before the eclipse. My wife bought two boxes of glasses (we gave a lot away), upon testing, one box was fake so they went in the trash. Had we used these, our eyes would also hurt</p><p>This is how we tend to treat people in <a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/infosec\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>infosec</span></a>. Users are so dumb, they click links, and install malware, and buy gift cards ... SO STUPID</p><p>But it's not that simple. A person was mislead and got hurt. Then we laugh at them. For fake internet points</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/112248120777301830","date_published":"2024-04-10T17:33:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-04-10 17:33","date_timestamp":1712770397,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"35488441","content_html":"<p>I should see if I can convince my kids 2001 is a Christmas movie</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/users/joshbressers/statuses/111624287175898741","date_published":"2023-12-22T13:24:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-12-22 13:24","date_timestamp":1703251452,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"19117833","content_html":"<p>OK, I'm moving to infosec.exchange, because I hear it's where the cool kids are</p>","summary":"","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers/110369358843345828","date_published":"2023-05-14T22:19:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Josh Bressers","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@joshbressers","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.infosec.exchange%2Finfosec.exchange%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F792%2Foriginal%2F49e71d2fbf1754d0.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joshbressers@infosec.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-05-14 22:19","date_timestamp":1684102765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}