{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jonah Aragon","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jonah@mastodon.neat.computer","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"162126","username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer","bio":"Sometimes people read things I write or watch things I say • I work at @privacyguides and @triplebit (ASN 401332) • Instance admin @ https://mstdn.party, https://mstdn.plus, and https://neat.computer\n\n[ Minneapolis 🏙️ ][ Minnesota :MN: ][ USA 🇺🇸 ]","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png"},"items":[{"id":"97892143","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.party/@Crystal_Fish_Caves\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Crystal_Fish_Caves</span></a></span> hi thank you for your support :)</p><p><a href=\"https://ko-fi.com/jonaharagon\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">ko-fi.com/jonaharagon</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a> is generally the best (or <a href=\"https://github.com/sponsors/jonaharagon\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">github.com/sponsors/jonaharagon</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a> is very slightly better only if you happen to use GitHub already)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117306726576186249","date_published":"2026-09-21T02:43:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"02:43","date_timestamp":1789958596,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97885270","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117295334719814944\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/</span><span class=\"invisible\">117295334719814944</span></a></p><p>I spoke too soon earlier when I posted about this being resolved lol, but now <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> Engineering is on the case 🕵️</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png\">\n<p>My iCloud (mainly iCloud Photos, but also weird bugs in Health and Messages) is very broken on iOS 27, tried three different phones.</p>\n<p>I just signed into another phone running iOS 26.7 and it works fine, and it works on macOS 26 and macOS 15 🤔 </p>\n<p>Anyone else with Advanced Data Protection enabled having troubles?</p>\n<p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iCloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iCloud</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iPhone\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iPhone</span></a></p>\n<footer>jonah@mastodon.neat.computer <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117295334719814944\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117295334719814944</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117305836564512977","date_published":"2026-09-20T22:56:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"22:56","date_timestamp":1789945015,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97822264","content_html":"<p>Virtually every time I see a woman post anything about healthcare I’m like damn, that would literally never happen to me. But I feel like there’s not much I can do about that besides think hey, that shouldn’t be happening. </p><p>So anyways… yeah, that sucks :/</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117298419779333704","date_published":"2026-09-19T15:30:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 15:30","date_timestamp":1789831844,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97793127","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Mastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> should just let people post in markdown so people can stop using these stupid bold/italics unicode characters.</p><p>I can only imagine these are still terrible for screen readers (unless accessibility tools have finally gotten wise to this usage of unicode on social media idk)</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117295480919761047","date_published":"2026-09-19T03:03:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 03:03","date_timestamp":1789787001,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97791938","content_html":"<p>Clicking \"Photos\" in iCloud settings freezes the Settings app, and loading photos or even taking pictures freezes up the whole device.</p><p>Earlier today I had to take a screenshot of a picture I was trying to take because the actual camera was just not working (note the spinning shutter button).</p><p>Apple: It Just Works™️</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F295%2F336%2F698%2F357%2F594%2Foriginal%2F9d09d6a4e4e62aad.png\" alt=\"A screenshot of the iOS camera app where I am trying to take a picture of my dog in the back seat of my car\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117295343964995659","date_published":"2026-09-19T02:28:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 02:28","date_timestamp":1789784911,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97791892","content_html":"<p>My iCloud (mainly iCloud Photos, but also weird bugs in Health and Messages) is very broken on iOS 27, tried three different phones.</p><p>I just signed into another phone running iOS 26.7 and it works fine, and it works on macOS 26 and macOS 15 🤔 </p><p>Anyone else with Advanced Data Protection enabled having troubles?</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iCloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iCloud</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iPhone\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iPhone</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117295334719814944","date_published":"2026-09-19T02:26:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 02:26","date_timestamp":1789784770,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97767347","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@DaveMWilburn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DaveMWilburn</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://freeradical.zone/@tek\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tek</span></a></span> I’m kind of confused about the backlash given the article seems pretty cut-and-dry about the “so long as the conduct occurred before the applicant turned 18” line, unless I’m missing something else 🤔</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117292887277271863","date_published":"2026-09-18T16:03:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 16:03","date_timestamp":1789747425,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97764897","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Richard_Littler\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Richard_Littler</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chillybot</span></a></span> I really believed this was an art piece 😂</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117292708468183800","date_published":"2026-09-18T15:18:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 15:18","date_timestamp":1789744697,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97764673","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@Garwboy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Garwboy</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://oldbytes.space/@arclight\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>arclight</span></a></span> on the other hand, I didn’t realize you wrote a book on this and maybe I’ll buy and read it lol</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117292694343559733","date_published":"2026-09-18T15:14:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 15:14","date_timestamp":1789744481,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97764620","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@Garwboy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Garwboy</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://oldbytes.space/@arclight\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>arclight</span></a></span> I feel like this could very likely be a case of correlation and not causation. </p><p>It seems just as likely to me that new parents resent their own overprotective parents, and simply (correctly) recognize that it was a massive overreaction in the first place. Nostalgia media like Stranger Things probably plays a role in that. </p><p>I also just think “we have more freedom because we have more surveillance” is not a win we should be celebrating.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117292690029439387","date_published":"2026-09-18T15:13:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 15:13","date_timestamp":1789744415,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97739160","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.plus/@gcvsa\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gcvsa</span></a></span> you don’t even need the looks, people still watch my videos anyways. </p><p>I have paid for Nebula in the past because a channel made good content and they had more content that was exclusive to Nebula, so just using YouTube with an ad blocker would do me no good.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117290509919785990","date_published":"2026-09-18T05:59:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 05:59","date_timestamp":1789711149,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97738897","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@engel\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>engel</span></a></span> I mean, the economy is doing great. There’s never been more economy!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117290482034141109","date_published":"2026-09-18T05:52:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-18 05:52","date_timestamp":1789710724,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97718043","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://tech.lgbt/@Lydie/117288252893955777\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">tech.lgbt/@Lydie/1172882528939</span><span class=\"invisible\">55777</span></a></p><p>In a sense it’s kind of awesome the components shortage is forcing hardware and software developers to optimize their shit far more than they otherwise would.</p><p>I guess it only works out in the long term if we eventually get back to having normal hardware and we get to run this ultra-optimized system on top of it though. But I think that’s a big IF, and they might be perfectly happy selling no RAM to everyone forever.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117288336995301670","date_published":"2026-09-17T20:46:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 20:46","date_timestamp":1789677993,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97717930","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.plus/@gcvsa\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gcvsa</span></a></span> tbh some issues should not be handled democratically</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117288318604730425","date_published":"2026-09-17T20:41:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 20:41","date_timestamp":1789677713,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97717837","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/@ernie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ernie</span></a></span> I guess it was unclear to me what the lack of “download full messages” on the pricing page actually entailed. </p><p>Anyways, I do agree. It’s tough for me to support datasets being locked up though. Like I would pay for a proper indexing &amp; search tool, but I’d want it to be a useful tool atop raw data that could be preserved collectively in a decentralized manner, as opposed to paying for access to some data that only one person has, who could disappear at any time. </p><p>I guess it’s also unclear to me how possible it currently is for someone else to obtain this historical data.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117288314053223778","date_published":"2026-09-17T20:40:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 20:40","date_timestamp":1789677643,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97707443","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/@ernie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ernie</span></a></span> trying to find context for this, seems like Usenet-Rewind? If so, it is pretty expensive for what it is to be fair, $40/month for full downloads.</p><p>I think it’s not Google that’s set this precedent, but orgs like Internet Archive and Anna’s Archive are more likely what springs to mind when people think about a theoretical Usenet archive.</p><p>I am curious where the data for this particular archive came from, does it just still exist on commercial Usenet servers like Newshosting? 🤔</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117287315895155393","date_published":"2026-09-17T16:26:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 16:26","date_timestamp":1789662412,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97706742","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://disobey.net/@yawnbox\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>yawnbox</span></a></span> I didn’t know LDM gets enabled on an Apple Watch in this case, interesting. I worry about signing into an Apple ID on an Apple TV or HomePod still.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117287272818410056","date_published":"2026-09-17T16:15:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 16:15","date_timestamp":1789661755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97706559","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@TomF\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TomF</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://digipres.club/@foone\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>foone</span></a></span> that’s what I was thinking, I bet infinite Tetris is Turing complete lol</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117287260707531908","date_published":"2026-09-17T16:12:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 16:12","date_timestamp":1789661570,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97706404","content_html":"<p>I’m really robbing from tomorrow to pay for today when I play my NYT Games and LinkedIn Puzzles at 2 AM :(</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117287248283349592","date_published":"2026-09-17T16:09:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-17 16:09","date_timestamp":1789661381,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97528726","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@cR0w\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cR0w</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>chillybot</span></a></span> I’ve seen a lot of people post that their phones are still downloading 26.7 when they try to specifically install 27, which makes me wonder if there was a bug with going straight to 27 that they had to fix in 26 first. </p><p>That being said, I installed the 27 final release from the public beta channel last night without issue. Maybe it is just the security updates that they released with 27 at the same time. Dunno why they haven’t updated their docs yet.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117270689628714492","date_published":"2026-09-14T17:58:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-14 17:58","date_timestamp":1789408716,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97489280","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@codinghorror\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>codinghorror</span></a></span> sure, compared to the other big tech companies Apple is pretty great. But compared to not doing this at all, this is a bad move.</p><p>And still, I frankly do not trust Apple to secure a server as much as I trust them to secure a local device lol</p><p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gruber\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gruber</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Em0nM4stodon</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117266770833211696","date_published":"2026-09-14T01:22:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-14 01:22","date_timestamp":1789348920,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97476220","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@neatnik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neatnik</span></a></span> damn, typeface provided for a fee. I hope for their sake nobody takes these designs and creates an open-source typeface file for them because font designs themselves aren’t copyrightable, that would be unfortunate for their revenue.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117265215683250410","date_published":"2026-09-13T18:46:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 18:46","date_timestamp":1789325190,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97476139","content_html":"<p>What the hell? <a href=\"https://www.internationalcyberdigest.com/revolut-gave-away-customers-data/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">internationalcyberdigest.com/r</span><span class=\"invisible\">evolut-gave-away-customers-data/</span></a></p><p>Even if it *was* a legit email, you just hand over the data like “k yeah give me 5 mins” if a government agency asks?</p><p>This is what happens when we have a no-questions-asked “sure here’s all our customer’s data” culture. Unacceptable. </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Revolut\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Revolut</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Privacy\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Privacy</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/DataBreach\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DataBreach</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Security\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Security</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117265205500639577","date_published":"2026-09-13T18:43:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 18:43","date_timestamp":1789325035,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97474998","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/feld@friedcheese.us\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>feld</span></a></span> I’ve been having a challenging time explaining to some people why I use an Apple TV, it’s like uh have you seen Dolby Vision content before?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117265074497229446","date_published":"2026-09-13T18:10:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 18:10","date_timestamp":1789323036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97474871","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gruber\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gruber</span></a></span> “by design” means nothing, when what’s designed today can be redesigned by Apple tomorrow, and it places a lot of trust in Apple, Nvidia, Google, and Intel to ALL not have fucked up their designs somewhere along the way. </p><p>None of them have a sterling privacy reputation in the first place, but *especially* not Apple on the server side of things, with Private Relay, Hide My Email, and Siri itself all having very notable slip-ups recently. </p><p>Apple also makes a lot of claims about PCC which are misleading at best, like their claims regarding the ability for independent security experts to audit Apple. While you can verify what binary images are running, they don’t have reproducible builds, the binaries contain no symbols; it would be very hard to verify that the binary images match Apple’s published specs, or whether Apple’s introduced any concerning changes or bugs in new images in a timely manner. </p><p>When data is not protected by raw mathematical encryption, it is always fundamentally at risk when being handled by a third party regardless of data protection safeguards they’ve put in place. </p><p>(This is not to mention the issue of Apple normalizing this behavior, which will lead Google and Samsung et al. to make their own versions way worse than even PCC)</p><p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@Em0nM4stodon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Em0nM4stodon</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117265060796820665","date_published":"2026-09-13T18:07:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 18:07","date_timestamp":1789322827,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97469586","content_html":"<p>I am cold but my dog is sleeping on my blanket (and I don’t feel like finding another). C'est la vie.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F264%2F485%2F666%2F733%2F562%2Foriginal%2Fd0a54e2d17ff59fa.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117264485714296364","date_published":"2026-09-13T15:40:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 15:40","date_timestamp":1789314052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97469130","content_html":"<p>I know Minnesotans are always quick to note that our superior state fair gets far more daily attendance than the \"largest\" state fair in Texas, because Texas just runs theirs for twice as long to get around the same figure.</p><p>But I think it is also noteworthy that while the Minnesota state fair's Wikipedia page talks about the fair, the <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Texas\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Texas</span></a> state fair's page is essentially just a list of massive controversies. 😂 </p><p>On the other hand, I think we keep finding out huge daily attendance is overrated, especially since post-pandemic TikTokers somehow made things like looking at crop art a massive attraction requiring a huge line out the door. That was like the boring thing my mom was into when I was 10 lol</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Minnesota\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Minnesota</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/TwinCities\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>TwinCities</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/StateFair\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>StateFair</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/MinnesotaStateFair\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>MinnesotaStateFair</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117264434141201706","date_published":"2026-09-13T15:27:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 15:27","date_timestamp":1789313265,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97467493","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@al\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>al</span></a></span> well, it's a very good/convenient experience for me. I suspect the lack of an accountless donation option may limit who donates but I haven't heard feedback one way or the other.</p><p>It's a shame (if true, I guess I'm assuming) because I think their program is good method to give to charity, it certainly makes my life easier not having to keep track of a bunch of different receipts from a variety of organizations lol</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117264275363307731","date_published":"2026-09-13T14:47:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 14:47","date_timestamp":1789310842,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97365366","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.pirateparty.be/@vendetta\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vendetta</span></a></span> 🫂</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117253095021623865","date_published":"2026-09-11T15:24:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-11 15:24","date_timestamp":1789140243,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97365304","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://noauthority.social/@magicalthinking\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>magicalthinking</span></a></span> unsuccessfully lol</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117253093784464430","date_published":"2026-09-11T15:23:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-11 15:23","date_timestamp":1789140224,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97305743","content_html":"<p>I'm <a href=\"https://www.daffy.org/campaigns/support-the-tor-relay-network\">fundraising</a> on Daffy.org for the Tor Project as well as three different nonprofit Tor relay operators: Emerald Onion, Triplebit, and Unredacted.</p><p>And, I'm matching all donations up to $3000! Which means if you donate...</p><ul>\n<li>50% of your donation will go to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@torproject\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>torproject</span></a></span>,</li>\n<li>50% to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://disobey.net/@emeraldonion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>emeraldonion</span></a></span>,</li>\n<li>50% to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.plus/@triplebit\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>triplebit</span></a></span>, and </li>\n<li>50% to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://unredacted.social/@unredacted\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>unredacted</span></a></span><br>\n</li>\n</ul><p><strong>= 200%</strong> donations! 😎🎉</p><p>Why donate?</p><p>The Tor network is an invaluable tool for journalists, activists, vulnerable individuals, and everyday privacy seekers looking to bypass censorship and avoid tracking on the internet.</p><p>While the Tor Project itself develops the software and operates valuable infrastructure, its privacy-preserving network relies on a huge network of independent, community volunteer-run relay servers to carry that traffic.</p><p>Unredacted, Emerald Onion, and Triplebit are three organizations among many who are operating high-capacity privacy-focused infrastructure for the public good.</p><p>All three projects run their own hardware and own their own IP addresses and networks, which is a significant expense over VPS hosting in the name of improved privacy, and requires extraordinary support from their donors to continue operating 😊 </p><p><a href=\"https://www.daffy.org/campaigns/support-the-tor-relay-network\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">daffy.org/campaigns/support-th</span><span class=\"invisible\">e-tor-relay-network</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117247830782954008","date_published":"2026-09-10T17:05:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-10 17:05","date_timestamp":1789059917,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97296086","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/@ernie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ernie</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.tedium.co/@tedium\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tedium</span></a></span> I wish I could see said graphic better on a mobile device :(</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117247054920342705","date_published":"2026-09-10T13:47:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-10 13:47","date_timestamp":1789048079,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97296034","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@zzt\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>zzt</span></a></span> it’s tough that GrapheneOS is *both* the best de-Googled and the best Googled experience for Android simultaneously, because that makes it hard for anyone to realistically justify not using it given the option.</p><p>Nearly all other “de-Googled” forks including Calyx and /e/ remain extremely Googled, simply because AOSP itself is extremely Googled and these forks don’t attempt to replace any of the networked services. Even microG is largely just a more convoluted way to directly connect to Google servers for a lot of stuff, outside of a limited number of things they can change like location services.</p><p>I’m not saying I *don’t* want to recommend GrapheneOS to people, but—as it is in any field—more actual competition would be an extremely welcome thing :/</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117247048477231218","date_published":"2026-09-10T13:46:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-10 13:46","date_timestamp":1789047980,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97295261","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/adrienne@treehouse.systems\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adrienne</span></a></span> given the foundation’s board makeup, I was surprised reading the news yesterday that he put himself in a position for any of this to be possible at Automattic in the first place lol</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117246996531796950","date_published":"2026-09-10T13:33:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-10 13:33","date_timestamp":1789047188,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97272514","content_html":"<p>It’s crazy Apple will lease me an iPhone via Klarna that I can pay with my credit card which in turn lets me split those “purchases” into their own multi-month payment plans. What is money?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117245006102809189","date_published":"2026-09-10T05:06:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-10 05:06","date_timestamp":1789016816,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97255278","content_html":"<p>Alternatively, iPhone Handoff may simply be a feature for iPhone Duo users who are too scared to take their phone to the beach.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/users/jonah/statuses/117243531054871831","date_published":"2026-09-09T22:51:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 22:51","date_timestamp":1788994309,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97254401","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242264417222988\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/</span><span class=\"invisible\">117242264417222988</span></a></p><p>After spending a lot of time thinking about who could have possibly asked for iPhone Handoff, I think I've decided it could be a useful feature for travelers.</p><p>Maybe you want a backup device for redundancy when you're away from home, or you want to walk around some cities with a burner phone while you leave your main phone in a hotel safe, or you travel across borders (or... attend protests?) with a phone that has far less data on it than your primary device.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png\">\n<p>Holy shit “iPhone Handoff,” so <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> expects me to buy BOTH an iPhone Ultra and an iPhone Pro 🤣</p>\n<footer>jonah@mastodon.neat.computer <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242264417222988\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242264417222988</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117243487171724315","date_published":"2026-09-09T22:40:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 22:40","date_timestamp":1788993639,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97246178","content_html":"<p>I didn't even realize, there's no iPhone 18</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242791863627684","date_published":"2026-09-09T19:43:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 19:43","date_timestamp":1788983030,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97240729","content_html":"<p>I can’t believe the Apple Pencil rumor is real. That is absolutely gonna scratch up the plastic internal screen 🤔 </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/AppleEvent\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AppleEvent</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iPhoneDuo\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iPhoneDuo</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242389955181162","date_published":"2026-09-09T18:01:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 18:01","date_timestamp":1788976897,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97239582","content_html":"<p>Don’t get scammed by Apple’s new Quest Labs integration. You can get those labs from Quest via Goodlabs.com for WAY less than $120, and it’ll still sync to Apple Health through Quest’s portal. </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/AppleHealth\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AppleHealth</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/AppleEvent\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AppleEvent</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242323512626903","date_published":"2026-09-09T17:44:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 17:44","date_timestamp":1788975883,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97238733","content_html":"<p>Holy shit “iPhone Handoff,” so <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> expects me to buy BOTH an iPhone Ultra and an iPhone Pro 🤣</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117242264417222988","date_published":"2026-09-09T17:29:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 17:29","date_timestamp":1788974981,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96671846","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mstdn.plus/@privacynews/117180974285154870\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mstdn.plus/@privacynews/117180</span><span class=\"invisible\">974285154870</span></a></p><p>Google completely dropping MTE in Pixel 11 hardware after Apple unveiled even broader protections utilizing MTE in the iPhone 17/Air phones last year is an astoundingly asinine move.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Google\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Google</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Pixel11\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Pixel11</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/MTE\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>MTE</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/Apple\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Apple</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/iPhone\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>iPhone</span></a></p><blockquote>Quoted post not available.</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117186262149022494","date_published":"2026-08-30T20:07:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-30 20:07","date_timestamp":1788120455,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96129509","content_html":"<p>Subjectively, compared to say a year ago, does the fediverse feel... <img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/40/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Fcustom_emojis%2Fimages%2F000%2F029%2F067%2Fstatic%2Fa0c65b04a3115a9e.png\" alt=\"boost_request\" class=\"custom_emoji\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\"></p><ul>\n<li>more active?</li>\n<li>less active?</li>\n<li>about the same?</li>\n</ul><p>Poll: <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117131122043379762\">mastodon.neat.computer</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117131122043379762","date_published":"2026-08-21T02:24:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 02:24","date_timestamp":1787279083,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96098849","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117125227000888471\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/</span><span class=\"invisible\">117125227000888471</span></a></p><p>Wow this director’s first <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/movie\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>movie</span></a> The Vast of Night was really good too (well, for a low-budget first movie y’know). Definitely a filmmaker to keep an eye on…</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png\">\n<p>The Rivals of Amziah King is definitely up there among my top <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/movies\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>movies</span></a> of the year so far. You could tell Matthew McConaughey had a lot of fun with it too.</p>\n<footer>jonah@mastodon.neat.computer <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117125227000888471\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117125227000888471</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117128488674763112","date_published":"2026-08-20T15:15:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 15:15","date_timestamp":1787238901,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96067408","content_html":"<p>The Rivals of Amziah King is definitely up there among my top <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/movies\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>movies</span></a> of the year so far. You could tell Matthew McConaughey had a lot of fun with it too.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117125227000888471","date_published":"2026-08-20T01:25:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 01:25","date_timestamp":1787189132,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95934033","content_html":"<p>had my first teeth falling out dream</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117112765014835859","date_published":"2026-08-17T20:36:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 20:36","date_timestamp":1786998977,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95920027","content_html":"<p>\"Cutting government welfare to billionaires would save the United States $1 trillion dollars per year\"<br><a href=\"https://ysph.yale.edu/news-article/universal-health-coverage-could-save-one-trillion-dollars-and-114000-lives-every-year/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ysph.yale.edu/news-article/uni</span><span class=\"invisible\">versal-health-coverage-could-save-one-trillion-dollars-and-114000-lives-every-year/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117111651793392322","date_published":"2026-08-17T15:53:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 15:53","date_timestamp":1786981991,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95919815","content_html":"<p>Food $200<br>Data $150<br>Rent $800<br>Flock cameras $1,490,000<br>Utility $150<br>someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my police department is dying</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F111%2F616%2F427%2F741%2F094%2Foriginal%2F724a176f2f3cd0e3.png\" alt=\"A stupid YouTube comment: \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117111631092732295","date_published":"2026-08-17T15:47:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 15:47","date_timestamp":1786981675,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95884220","content_html":"<p>It's insane how much Google hates Wikipedia these days. It used to be that Wikipedia was always prominently linked in their cards, and one of the top two results.</p><p>Just having to navigate through their terrible search results page to find a Wikipedia link alone is more than enough reason to switch to <a href=\"https://mastodon.neat.computer/tags/DuckDuckGo\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DuckDuckGo</span></a> or Brave Search tbh lol</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117107402144435570","date_published":"2026-08-16T21:52:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-16 21:52","date_timestamp":1786917146,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95817106","content_html":"<p>I was just scrolling on Twitter in bed, and I was thinking huh none of these posts make any sense.</p><p>And then I scrolled a bit more, and I was thinking huh I’m holding my phone but I can feel both of my hands touching my bed. </p><p>And then I woke up. Good morning!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah/117099713956863788","date_published":"2026-08-15T13:17:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jonah Aragon","url":"https://mastodon.neat.computer/@jonah","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastodon-cdn.neat.computer%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F986%2F003%2F020%2F335%2Foriginal%2F5854993c059b1726.png","_microblog":{"username":"jonah@mastodon.neat.computer"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 13:17","date_timestamp":1786799834,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}