{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Joel Hamill","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/joelhamill","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"2528","username":"joelhamill","bio":"I have No Idea what I am doing.\n\nThoughts and observations along the way.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":302,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2026/01/2528.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"100652565","content_html":"<p>Karl Bode writing at Techdirt</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.techdirt.com/2026/10/30/the-trump-admin-isnt-bright-enough-to-ban-foreign-robots-and-drones-and-the-press-should-stop-pretending-otherwise/\">Curiously, officials who don’t believe in government can’t govern. Fancy that.</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/11/06/karl-bode-writing-at-techdirt.html","date_published":"2026-11-07T00:29:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-11-07 00:29","date_timestamp":1794011382,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"100651988","content_html":"<p>The pictographic instructions on this airline seat look like Klingon script or the pictographs on the Predator’s wrist control device.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/2616-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"244\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/11/06/the-pictographic-instructions-on-this.html","date_published":"2026-11-07T00:07:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-11-07 00:07","date_timestamp":1794010040,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"100651791","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chet\">@chet</a> There’s a reason people from Iowa are called Idiots Out Wandering Around.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/100651791","date_published":"2026-11-06T23:59:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-11-06 23:59","date_timestamp":1794009581,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"100651735","content_html":"<p>View from a plane window.</p>\n<p>Somewhere over Nevada.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/9cd97d43-434c-48e7-a61f-365db14164c7-m.jpg\" width=\"451\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/11/06/view-from-a-plane-window.html","date_published":"2026-11-06T23:56:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-11-06 23:56","date_timestamp":1794009379,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"100316783","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fa.ltrbxd.com%2Fresized%2Ffilm-poster%2F1%2F0%2F3%2F4%2F4%2F9%2F9%2F1034499-matchbox-the-movie-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg%3Fv%3D9c1f7e4492\" class=\"mini_cover\">Matchbox the Movie, 2026 - ★★★: <a href=\"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/matchbox-the-movie/\">letterboxd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/matchbox-the-movie/","date_published":"2026-11-02T02:03:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-11-02 02:03","date_timestamp":1793585006,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"100036307","content_html":"<p>Is this Mental Pokemon?</p>\n<p>I think I have caught them all.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/edited-e29e9112-801b-4a07-a20e-b92a0504d2d011398186925931248535-m.jpg\" width=\"460\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/10/28/is-this-mental-pokemon-i.html","date_published":"2026-10-28T17:30:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-28 17:30","date_timestamp":1793208616,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"99494678","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/sod\">@sod</a> stunning photo!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/99494678","date_published":"2026-10-19T13:33:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-19 13:33","date_timestamp":1792416818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"99447788","content_html":"<p>Spawn</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/9a13b9f4-868d-410e-9b20-dbedbbc3aecc-f5f18caa-m.jpg\" width=\"360\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Spawn\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/10/18/spawn.html","date_published":"2026-10-18T14:27:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-18 14:27","date_timestamp":1792333644,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"99279999","content_html":"<p>Headline of the day: <a href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/15/world/europe/russia-ukraine-winter-energy.html?unlocked_article_code=1.I1E.mvS4.bFxN85Sz1wir&amp;smid=nytcore-ios-share\">It’s Hard to Bomb a Country Into Submission. But Russia Is Trying.</a></p>\n<p>Haven’t read the article, but the headline applies to the United States and our war with Iran:</p>\n<p>It’s Hard to Bomb a Country Into Submission. But the US Is Trying.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/10/15/headline-of-the-day-its.html","date_published":"2026-10-15T14:43:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-15 14:43","date_timestamp":1792075396,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"99053313","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jaredwhite@indieweb.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jaredwhite</a></span> perfection</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/99053313","date_published":"2026-10-11T17:52:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-11 17:52","date_timestamp":1791741168,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"98624139","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fa.ltrbxd.com%2Fresized%2Ffilm-poster%2F1%2F0%2F2%2F5%2F2%2F0%2F3%2F1025203-mayday-2026-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg%3Fv%3Dd05a68f0b6\" class=\"mini_cover\">Mayday, 2026 - ★★★½: <a href=\"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/mayday-2026/\">letterboxd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/mayday-2026/","date_published":"2026-10-04T02:26:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-10-04 02:26","date_timestamp":1791080784,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97868075","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fa.ltrbxd.com%2Fresized%2Ffilm-poster%2F1%2F1%2F8%2F3%2F1%2F3%2F5%2F1183135-the-sheep-detectives-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg%3Fv%3Dc7b622176e\" class=\"mini_cover\">The Sheep Detectives, 2026 - ★★★★: <a href=\"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/the-sheep-detectives/\">letterboxd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/the-sheep-detectives/","date_published":"2026-09-20T14:51:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-20 14:51","date_timestamp":1789915880,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97833177","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ayjay\">@ayjay</a> Who’s a good puppy?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/97833177","date_published":"2026-09-19T20:34:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 20:34","date_timestamp":1789850052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97825942","content_html":"<p>So much for the first amendment.</p>\n<p>So much for the rule of law.</p>\n<p>Donald Trump continues to destroy the United States.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/19/so-much-for-the-first.html","date_published":"2026-09-19T16:53:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-19 16:53","date_timestamp":1789836831,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97496514","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fa.ltrbxd.com%2Fresized%2Ffilm-poster%2F8%2F3%2F9%2F3%2F2%2F6%2F839326-rebel-moon-part-two-the-scargiver-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg%3Fv%3D5ddc42ba2c\" class=\"mini_cover\">Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver, 2024 - ★★: <a href=\"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/rebel-moon-part-two-the-scargiver/\">letterboxd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/rebel-moon-part-two-the-scargiver/","date_published":"2026-09-14T04:57:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-14 04:57","date_timestamp":1789361866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97469457","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/pip\">@pip</a> that is a very good door.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/97469457","date_published":"2026-09-13T15:36:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-13 15:36","date_timestamp":1789313805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97234131","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fa.ltrbxd.com%2Fresized%2Ffilm-poster%2F3%2F8%2F9%2F5%2F7%2F38957-tron-legacy-0-230-0-345-crop.jpg%3Fv%3D9452aea970\" class=\"mini_cover\">TRON: Legacy, 2010 - ★★★: <a href=\"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/tron-legacy/\">letterboxd.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://letterboxd.com/joelhamill/film/tron-legacy/","date_published":"2026-09-09T15:57:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 15:57","date_timestamp":1788969474,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97229680","content_html":"<p>Apple iPhone Duo? Apple must have a short memory.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=cf01fed635cdba1c&amp;rlz=1C9BKJA_enUS1153US1153&amp;sxsrf=APpeQnsWz30h0lhDglulYHLyicPPo4faVA:1788963907857&amp;q=Microsoft+duo&amp;uds=AJ5uw1_a2D0D09lxm8gpKKOTUn4ra7iECzANsECXTMew7fY2yBhmsMzHOoHQpQJ30KqfM2J6T7pXCNOKzX8VtOxzQ-_xiG0K3O8ZzA71luk4LRhazyG4F5k&amp;hl=en-US&amp;udm=2&amp;sa=X&amp;ved=2ahUKEwi2o_nx2eGWAxXcHUQIHeukDbQQkc0JKAB6BAgUEAE&amp;ictx=0&amp;biw=1180&amp;bih=688&amp;dpr=2\">Microsoft Duo</a> from 2020.</p>\n<p>I still think Microsoft had the best foldable device.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/09/apple-iphone-duo-apple-must.html","date_published":"2026-09-09T14:28:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-09 14:28","date_timestamp":1788964108,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97127542","content_html":"<p>It is GIF with a hard G. Not a J.</p>\n<p>Graphics Interchange Format.</p>\n<p>Not a peanut butter.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/07/it-is-gif-with-a.html","date_published":"2026-09-07T21:04:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-07 21:04","date_timestamp":1788815051,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97083223","content_html":"<p>It’s the <a>bat, man</a></p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/photo-cef11cd7.png\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"It's the [bat, man](https://roguetelemetry.tumblr.com/post/827035980149243904)\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/06/its-the-bat-man.html","date_published":"2026-09-07T00:12:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-07 00:12","date_timestamp":1788739960,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97081489","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/vincent\">@vincent</a> Go it. You’ve been filed accordingly, under the Gym Tech Bro header.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/97081489","date_published":"2026-09-06T23:28:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-06 23:28","date_timestamp":1788737305,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97081457","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a> Nope. no shoes allowed in the house, except for the very rare visitors. We only weear house specific slippers inside.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/97081457","date_published":"2026-09-06T23:26:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-06 23:26","date_timestamp":1788737204,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"97077459","content_html":"<p>What the fuck timeline is this?</p>\n<p>We truly are a country run by morons.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://politicalwire.com/2026/09/06/white-house-amplifies-trump-idea-renaming-new-mexico/\">politicalwire.com/2026/09/0…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/06/what-the-fuck-timeline-is.html","date_published":"2026-09-06T21:39:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-06 21:39","date_timestamp":1788730783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97071528","content_html":"<p>Learn a book. <a href=\"https://mltshp.com/p/1RVN0\">mltshp.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mltshp.com/p/1RVN0","date_published":"2026-09-06T19:06:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-06 19:06","date_timestamp":1788721562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"97026042","content_html":"<p>What’s the point of a draft <a href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/05/world/europe/russia-war-mobilization-draft.html?smid=nytcore-android-share\">in Russia</a> if there has been a mandatory year of military service?</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Russia\">As of 2021, all male citizens aged 18–27 are subject to conscription for 1 year of active duty military service in the armed forces</a></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I guess you can keep draftees longer than a year?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/09/05/whats-the-point-of-a.html","date_published":"2026-09-05T20:19:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-05 20:19","date_timestamp":1788639594,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96866252","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jasonm@social.lol\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jasonm</a></span> There can never be a truce or peace with yellowjackets. There is only war. Total war.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/96866252","date_published":"2026-09-03T03:34:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 03:34","date_timestamp":1788406478,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96403625","content_html":"<p>ALL H__-H__ ALL THE TIME</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/08/25/all-hh-all-the-time.html","date_published":"2026-08-26T02:43:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-26 02:43","date_timestamp":1787712220,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96344002","content_html":"<p>This is why I love the internet.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/shorts/-vxh91equuI?si=qhq4e87QNpmOm95V\">youtube.com/shorts/-v…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/08/24/this-is-why-i-love.html","date_published":"2026-08-25T03:54:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 03:54","date_timestamp":1787630060,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96262412","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/rscottjones\">@rscottjones</a> renting a camper van is a fantastic idea!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/96262412","date_published":"2026-08-23T15:21:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 15:21","date_timestamp":1787498462,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96235277","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/rscottjones\">@rscottjones</a> that sounds like a great trip. Maybe someday I will be able to visit Norway.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/96235277","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:45:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:45","date_timestamp":1787442327,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96218543","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/rscottjones\">@rscottjones</a> great photos! Thanks for sharing. Where abouts in Norway did you visit?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/96218543","date_published":"2026-08-22T16:49:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 16:49","date_timestamp":1787417344,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96217639","content_html":"<p>Thanks to <a href=\"https://tinylytics.app\">@tinylytics.app</a> for this view of visitors to my website. Pretty neat to see where in the world they are from.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1394/2026/photo-308f4ca0-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"392\" alt=\"Thanks to [@tinylytics.app](http://tinylytics.app) for this view of visitors to my website. Pretty neat to see where in the world they are from.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.joelhamill.com/2026/08/22/thanks-to-tinylyticsapp-for-this.html","date_published":"2026-08-22T16:36:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 16:36","date_timestamp":1787416614,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95972094","content_html":"<p>Mariah Carey - Fantasy (Remix - Official 4K Video) ft. O.D.B. <a href=\"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOQ\">mltshp.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOQ","date_published":"2026-08-18T13:18:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 13:18","date_timestamp":1787059104,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95971657","content_html":"<p>Time: <a href=\"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOP\">mltshp.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOP","date_published":"2026-08-18T13:10:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 13:10","date_timestamp":1787058616,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95970718","content_html":"<p>Sail: <a href=\"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOO\">mltshp.com</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUOO","date_published":"2026-08-18T12:37:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 12:37","date_timestamp":1787056628,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95969536","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/robertbrook\">@robertbrook</a> Made me think of this delightful image I cam across years ago - <a href=\"https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1RUON\">mltshp-cdn.com/r/1RUON</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95969536","date_published":"2026-08-18T12:19:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 12:19","date_timestamp":1787055593,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95970005","content_html":"<p>I should buy a boat</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"></p><p>\n\n<a href=\"https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1RUON\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmltshp-cdn.com%2Fr%2F1RUON\" width=\"640\" height=\"484\" alt=\"No alt provided\" loading=\"lazy\"></a>\n\n</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mltshp.com/p/1RUON","date_published":"2026-08-18T12:18:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 12:18","date_timestamp":1787055506,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95953423","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gogobonobo\">@gogobonobo</a> What a lovely photo. Thank you for sharing.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95953423","date_published":"2026-08-18T05:07:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 05:07","date_timestamp":1787029665,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95952489","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> Absolutely lovely.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95952489","date_published":"2026-08-18T04:53:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 04:53","date_timestamp":1787028798,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95952462","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mroutley\">@mroutley</a> That looks like a very relaxing place to have a vacation. Enjoy.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95952462","date_published":"2026-08-18T04:52:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 04:52","date_timestamp":1787028741,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95455520","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/robertbrook\">@robertbrook</a> I think this is a great photo. Did you take it? If so, can I ask where it was taken?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95455520","date_published":"2026-08-09T15:54:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-09 15:54","date_timestamp":1786290866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95049723","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/numericcitizen\">@numericcitizen</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> One App built in the darkness, one app to bind them all, and one app to rule them all!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/95049723","date_published":"2026-08-01T22:53:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 22:53","date_timestamp":1785624802,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94702487","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> Indeed. And on a Saturday as well.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94702487","date_published":"2026-07-26T20:35:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 20:35","date_timestamp":1785098113,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94702436","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/maique@social.lol\" class=\"u-url mention\">@maique</a></span> a delicious heart attack</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94702436","date_published":"2026-07-26T20:33:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 20:33","date_timestamp":1785098036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94652771","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/skoobz@social.lol\" class=\"u-url mention\">@skoobz</a></span>  Indeed, a nationally quiet career, not locally quiet. The Captain is beloved in KC and rightfully so. Just an amazing career. Doubley so while playing for one team.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94652771","date_published":"2026-07-25T18:55:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 18:55","date_timestamp":1785005758,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94652298","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jaheppler\">@jaheppler</a> just a thought, maybe there is a population mdensity map overlay as well. I would venture you can’t really protect land if it’s already populated. The western expansion gave the US open land to protect.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94652298","date_published":"2026-07-25T18:40:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 18:40","date_timestamp":1785004820,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94583626","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/pawel@wspanialy.eu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@pawel</a></span> Congratulations<br>\nCongratulations<br>\nCongratulations<br>\nCongratulations</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94583626","date_published":"2026-07-24T13:48:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 13:48","date_timestamp":1784900934,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94249715","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/canion\">@canion</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/TheRealChadwick\">@TheRealChadwick</a> you shouldn’t regret posting it. There are many Americans who think that way and they should be pointed out and held up as examples of buffunery. at least imho they should be for being so literal about everything.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94249715","date_published":"2026-07-18T22:38:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 22:38","date_timestamp":1784414303,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94234038","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/canion\">@canion</a> <a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> that is true. We have no limit on the number of fukwits in America. I will say that the comment section on that video is almost exclusively people telling the fuckwit that he is a fuckwit. So, progress, maybe?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94234038","date_published":"2026-07-18T15:53:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 15:53","date_timestamp":1784390036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94142784","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joshuapsteele\">@joshuapsteele</a> yell it from the rooftops!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/joelhamill/94142784","date_published":"2026-07-17T01:41:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Joel Hamill","url":"http://joelhamill.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F01%2F2528.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"joelhamill"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 01:41","date_timestamp":1784252488,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}