![\"Captain](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F170%2F156%2F831%2F232%2F248%2Foriginal%2Fda2b643e70fbb463.jpg\")
@ami_angelwings
Dude makes food for frenemies
@selzero
Michael Jackson
Queen
James Brown
Elvis Presley
@ami_angelwings In the original Watchmen comic, Ozymandias not only succeeded with his plan, he got Dr. Manhattan to join his side. Since Alan Moore has retired from comics we will never see what happened to Ozymandias.
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@StefanThinks give me the one twelve foot skeleton. I got enough rage for a good time not a long time
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117162156160283599","date_published":"2026-08-26T13:57:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-26 13:57","date_timestamp":1787752626,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96394441","content_html":"@farah @adhdeanasl I know what it means, but maybe you should toot the definition for others
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117158563654826080","date_published":"2026-08-25T22:43:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 22:43","date_timestamp":1787697809,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96394266","content_html":"@farah had a limited character count. This happened 20+ years ago. I only occasionally remember it now
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117158556646234911","date_published":"2026-08-25T22:41:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 22:41","date_timestamp":1787697702,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96393267","content_html":"@farah I hope you appreciate the bizarreness of my near death.
I was working at a convenience store with gas. Gas was bubbling from under one of the pumps. Left a message with the boss. I go outside to examine things. While outside surrounded by gas, a car riding on the rim turns the corner, sparks flying everywhere. Realising I can't run far enough fast enough, I watch as death and that car approaches. Then nothing happens.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117158457308724749","date_published":"2026-08-25T22:16:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 22:16","date_timestamp":1787696186,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96337609","content_html":"@the_etrain local bar has 2\"² mozzarella sticks, pity I can only manage 3
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117153225709644319","date_published":"2026-08-25T00:05:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 00:05","date_timestamp":1787616359,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96220039","content_html":"@ami_angelwings I can't pick a hero who has done 1 horrible act without thinking of another who has done worse. Charles Xavier is king of the volume shooters though. Perving on your teenage student, holding an alien hostage, abandoning a team of your students, erasing a student's memory, having sex with a patient, brainwashing children to be your soldiers.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117140303080907128","date_published":"2026-08-22T17:19:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 17:19","date_timestamp":1787419175,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96124329","content_html":"@hosford42 despite what I believe were vocal protests. My parents left Austin when I was a couple months old. I love it more every time I get back, I'd move back yesterday if I wasn't so committed to leaving the united states of persecution.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117130513808182545","date_published":"2026-08-20T23:50:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-20 23:50","date_timestamp":1787269802,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96024941","content_html":"I went through a great deal of thought and effort to come up with my #Fate list of #YourFictionalSeven and then Poof it was gone. Here we go again, much faster this time.
Saber: Kirito, Sword Art Online
Archer: Oliver Queen, DC Comics
Lancer: King, Seven Deadly Sins
Rider: Daenerys Targaryen, GOT
Berserker: Savage Hulk, Marvel Comics
Caster: Morgan Le Fay, King Arthur
Assassin: Hunter Rose, Dark Horse Comics
@ami_angelwings I know I'm going to make mistakes all over this.
Saber: Kirito, Sword Art Online
Archer: Oliver Queen, DC Comics
Lancer: King, Seven Deadly Sins
Rider: Daenerys Targaryen, GOT
Berserker: Savage Hulk, Marvel Comics
Caster: Morgan Le Fay, King Arthur
Assassin: Hunter Rose, Grendel
@ami_angelwings
Deathmate, was supposed to be a big crossover event from Image and Valiant comics. Instead of numbers, colours were used to label the issues which was confusing. On top of that Valiant were on time with their 3 issues, Prologue, Yellow, and Blue. Image was months late with their books Black, Red, and Epilogue. I read all of Valiant's books. One or two of Image's. I know I read Epilogue because to this day I wonder how the series got there.
@the_etrain bustin' loose can be pleasing
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117118988296640953","date_published":"2026-08-18T22:58:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-18 22:58","date_timestamp":1787093937,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95920056","content_html":"@ami_angelwings I've read most of The Boys comic. The TV show changed damn near everything. I believe the show told a better story, but why use a title and characters that have little resemblance to the original IP?
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117111653743659065","date_published":"2026-08-17T15:53:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-17 15:53","date_timestamp":1786982021,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95863163","content_html":"@ami_angelwings
Of all the satisfying deaths in Game of Thrones, the most satisfying to me is Jeffrey. Arrogant, cruel, stupid, and dumb when he went I laughed so hard I almost cried. Then when I found out who killed him, I got to enjoy it all over again.
@ami_angelwings I know who it is but I'm gonna let someone else be the one
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","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117099987820774548","date_published":"2026-08-15T14:26:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 14:26","date_timestamp":1786804013,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95815967","content_html":"@ami_angelwings other than Bryan Cranston's work on Power Rangers I tend to avoid dubs, but there's one. The original Astro Boy anime aired in the USA before I knew what anime or dubbing was. I've never watched Astro Boy subbed, might correct that eventually.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117099594773134938","date_published":"2026-08-15T12:46:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 12:46","date_timestamp":1786798015,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95622071","content_html":"@farah have you seen Transformers One? Animated movie all robots, no humans when Optimus and Megatron were friends
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117081029786407645","date_published":"2026-08-12T06:05:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 06:05","date_timestamp":1786514736,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95526464","content_html":"@thomasfuchs can't be any worse than the aviation engineering students I encountered at my job 20 years ago. They were glad to get C's and D's. Probably leads on some project at Boeing by now.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117072103762563985","date_published":"2026-08-10T16:15:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 16:15","date_timestamp":1786378536,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95474992","content_html":"@TheBreadmonkey I have reason to believe this will be the death of me, but SCIENCE
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117067864263210533","date_published":"2026-08-09T22:17:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-09 22:17","date_timestamp":1786313846,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95472019","content_html":"@ami_angelwings not only did I buy a ticket for Lakeview Terrace, I bought one for my then wife. She wanted to see it, not me. She wanted to leave and I refused. I paid $20 so I was going to finish it come hell or high water. Afterwards we didn't speak to each other for 2 days. She complained for a day and that was it. We never saw another movie together again. 2010 we divorced, best $20 I've ever spent. Damn, that movie was bad.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117067678011408978","date_published":"2026-08-09T21:30:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-09 21:30","date_timestamp":1786311004,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95390454","content_html":"@ami_angelwings John Lynch recruits his former teammate, Cole Cash aka Grifter, to help with a mission.
Lynch is shot and comatose. Cash finds an undercover agent, Holden Carver, who only Lynch knows. Tao, the big bad, confronts Cash informing him that he knows Carver is undercover and that he manipulated Cash into shooting Lynch. Tao wipes the last few days from Cash's mind. Carver meets Cash, who now doesn't know him.
I loved the twist in this mini.
","url":"https://mastodon.world/users/jlm/statuses/117058340019787120","date_published":"2026-08-08T05:55:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-08 05:55","date_timestamp":1786168518,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"21892484","content_html":"First day of an extended weekend. #Today figured out my definitive daiquiri recipe, probably should write it down. Washed the dishes, put groceries away, and had some chocolate cake. Later, giving Baldur's Gate 3 a go and watch a disgusting amount of TV.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/110832360992893982","date_published":"2023-08-04T16:46:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-08-04 16:46","date_timestamp":1691167617,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892483","content_html":"Political discourse
I was a kid when the Watergate scandal happened. I didn't understand why old white guys were on tv all the time instead of my cartoons. I'm much older now. I have access to more channels, but I'll probably be glued to coverage of the mutant oompa loompa far more than I was to tricky dicky
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/110824522643456245","date_published":"2023-08-03T07:33:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-08-03 07:33","date_timestamp":1691048013,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892482","content_html":"Stupid political viewsEveryday I have to deal with stupid things coming out of coworkers mouths. Some recent nuggets include:\n\nTrump didn't lose in 2020Biden is a puppetDemocrats are afraid of RFK JrTrump/Desantis are going to crush Biden/HarrisTrump should get 2 more terms.\n\nBeing an atheist, I don't need... mastodon.world","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/110733422750809334","date_published":"2023-07-18T05:25:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-07-18 05:25","date_timestamp":1689657939,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892481","content_html":"I don't know what is going on at my job, but it's oddly terrifying and cute
![](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F110%2F149%2F999%2F751%2F563%2F842%2Foriginal%2F57980eb3be2cfe56.jpg\")
#today I lessened my entertainment needs by cutting the cable cord. Only streaming for me until I replace the cord or actually have the cable turned off.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/109634425243435607","date_published":"2023-01-05T03:16:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-01-05 03:16","date_timestamp":1672888568,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892479","content_html":"Infidelity?
How did a redhead (Mrs. Incredible) and a blond (Mr. Incredible) have a black haired daughter (Violet)?
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/109555116038160224","date_published":"2022-12-22T03:06:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-12-22 03:06","date_timestamp":1671678406,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892478","content_html":"Never trust an atom
Why?
They make up everything.
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#freethesurp
I lurk on truth social and let me tell you it's taking a toll.
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","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm/109334686451124965","date_published":"2022-11-13T04:48:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeffrey","url":"https://mastodon.world/@jlm","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-2.wasabisys.com%2Fmastodonworld%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F326%2F090%2F980%2F520%2F363%2Foriginal%2F2e7f5069e1f71e10.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jlm@mastodon.world"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-13 04:48","date_timestamp":1668314917,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"21892473","content_html":"I've been looking for a Twitter replacement for awhile. Glad #mastodon exist hopefully they're some more lazy nerdy drunks around.
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