{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jesse","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jessekelber@writing.exchange","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1554043","username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange","bio":"Writer | Storyteller | Wanderer of forest paths  | Gray Beard\n\nBrand writer and executive ghostwriter by day (currently freelance), aspiring novelist by every other waking hour (First novel is in revision now).\n\nDog dad to Rufus, aka Sir Dingus, the Cattle Dog mix.\n\nIf I'm not here, I'm probably walking in the woods somewhere...","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":154,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"90916247","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@odd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>odd</span></a></span> </p><p>Don't know your musical tastes, but if you haven't heard the Disturbed cover, it's worth a listen:</p><p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116638777436807854","date_published":"2026-05-26T03:35:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"03:35","date_timestamp":1779766501,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90856860","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@dfir\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dfir</span></a></span> </p><p>100%.</p><p>Just don't be a moron like me and go near Greenlake...sheesh.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116632934676752093","date_published":"2026-05-25T02:49:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 02:49","date_timestamp":1779677347,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90856249","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://pnw.zone/@Asbestos\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Asbestos</span></a></span> </p><p>Well, at least there's no question how you really feel. 😂 </p><p>(For what it's worth, I'm with you 100%)</p><p>I used to work in Interbay with a view of the Pier 91 cruise terminal and we would entertain ourselves guess how many people disembarking brought something unwelcome home with them...</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116632862236170868","date_published":"2026-05-25T02:30:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 02:30","date_timestamp":1779676242,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90834329","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> </p><p>😀 Yep!</p><p>Unfortunately, it was what turned out to be the final tour w/ Jerry. In fact, it was like 2 months before he passed. 😢 </p><p>Here's the first show of their Seattle run that year:</p><p><a href=\"https://relisten.net/grateful-dead/1995/05/24?source=3892354\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">relisten.net/grateful-dead/199</span><span class=\"invisible\">5/05/24?source=3892354</span></a></p><p>I also went on night 3, but frankly this show was better (my opinion, of course).</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116630718241162577","date_published":"2026-05-24T17:25:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 17:25","date_timestamp":1779643527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90749018","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> </p><p>Let's see...</p><p>The Grateful Dead<br>The Jerry Garcia Band<br>Phish<br>moe.<br>Dispatch<br>The String Cheese Incident<br>Tea Leaf Green<br>The Beastie Boys<br>Pearl Jam<br>George Clinton and the P-Funk All-Stars</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116621683967884537","date_published":"2026-05-23T03:07:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 03:07","date_timestamp":1779505675,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90748363","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@ginevra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ginevra</span></a></span> </p><p><a href=\"https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-field-guide-to-earthlings-an-autistic-asperger-view-of-neurotypical-behavior/bb4ffc509e8ad88a?ean=9780615426198&amp;next=t\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bookshop.org/p/books/a-field-g</span><span class=\"invisible\">uide-to-earthlings-an-autistic-asperger-view-of-neurotypical-behavior/bb4ffc509e8ad88a?ean=9780615426198&amp;next=t</span></a></p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116621549235632070","date_published":"2026-05-23T02:33:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 02:33","date_timestamp":1779503619,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90682287","content_html":"<p>\"He's the human equivalent of death by misadventure\" is one of the best sentences I've heard recently. Also, one of the most British.</p><p>(Yes, I'm watching old panel shows again, why?)</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116616244440036292","date_published":"2026-05-22T04:04:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 04:04","date_timestamp":1779422675,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90517084","content_html":"<p>Anyone else's trains of thought so iffy these days a moderate cross breeze sends them hurling off a cliff?</p><p>No?</p><p>Just me, then.</p><p>🫠 </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116603359528389178","date_published":"2026-05-19T21:27:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 21:27","date_timestamp":1779226067,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90445532","content_html":"<p>Place, Context, and LIminality, Oh My!</p><p><a href=\"https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/place-context-and-liminality-oh-my\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/pla</span><span class=\"invisible\">ce-context-and-liminality-oh-my</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Blogging\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Blogging</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116597733867200255","date_published":"2026-05-18T21:37:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 21:37","date_timestamp":1779140226,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90438224","content_html":"<p>No better way to start the week than writing about some company's made up new \"ABC as a Service\" offering, am I right?</p><p>🫠</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116597253527751861","date_published":"2026-05-18T19:34:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 19:34","date_timestamp":1779132896,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90388831","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://theforkiverse.com/@wess\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wess</span></a></span> </p><p>* Brunch at Jam Cafe (I like the one on 4th in Kitsilano)<br>* Granville Island is great to wander (if there are kids in your group, there's a whole building for them) and you can grab coffee at JJ Bean, check out Paper-Ya, and don't miss Upstart &amp; Crow for your book fix.<br>* Tree Walk at UBC Botanical Gardens (just what it says on the tin, it's a network of bridges in the trees).<br>* Lynn Valley suspension bridge and park. Just as good as Capilano, but free and generally less busy.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116593530548734396","date_published":"2026-05-18T03:48:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 03:48","date_timestamp":1779076088,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90361325","content_html":"<p>Once again, this is why Barker is my (non-fiction) spirit writer.</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F591%2F037%2F772%2F806%2F642%2Foriginal%2Fc8339053ae5f69b2.png\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116591043029860974","date_published":"2026-05-17T17:15:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-17 17:15","date_timestamp":1779038132,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90323443","content_html":"<p>Anyone else's dog the best smack-talker in their lives? Or am I just lucky like that?</p><p>This boy speaks fluent sass, I swear.</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ACD\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ACD</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/CattleDogs\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>CattleDogs</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Husky\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Husky</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F587%2F125%2F426%2F785%2F104%2Foriginal%2F80bdecc8553166d8.jpeg\" alt=\"Rufus the black and white Cattle Dog mix is laying on the floor, panting, with his front feed folded in on themselves. He just finished reading me the canine equivalent of the riot act for dinner being *5 minutes late.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116587132346967867","date_published":"2026-05-17T00:40:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-17 00:40","date_timestamp":1778978459,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90300931","content_html":"<p>You know, it's really rather difficult to write about B2B SaaS when you have Cypress Hill on repeat inside your skull.</p><p>Live and learn.</p><p>Sigh.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116585047282326102","date_published":"2026-05-16T15:50:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-16 15:50","date_timestamp":1778946644,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90047978","content_html":"<p>I am inordinately pleased with myself for this.<br>(This is the tailgate of my car, open, with ~0.5 mm of clearance between it and the wall of the parking garage).</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DrivingWin\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DrivingWin</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Subaru\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Subaru</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F564%2F170%2F154%2F126%2F388%2Foriginal%2F4caf04105a08f8b2.jpeg\" alt=\"What at first appears to be abstract art is actually the tailgate of my car, open, with approximately 0.5 millimeters of clearance between it and the concrete wall of a parking garage.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116564175201205520","date_published":"2026-05-12T23:22:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-12 23:22","date_timestamp":1778628161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89828781","content_html":"<p>Place. Liminality. Context. This shit matters.</p><p><a href=\"https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/place-i-keep-meaning-to-write-about-place\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/pla</span><span class=\"invisible\">ce-i-keep-meaning-to-write-about-place</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Writing\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Writing</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Blogging\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Blogging</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WIP\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WIP</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116541451776947509","date_published":"2026-05-08T23:03:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 23:03","date_timestamp":1778281429,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89610513","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@independentpen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>independentpen</span></a></span> </p><p>Yeah, I'm still feeling my way into that world.</p><p>For now, I'm thinking this character's soundtrack will most likely be either \"anything with Karl Denson,\" something with Alan Evens, or Snarky Puppy.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116519565997580255","date_published":"2026-05-05T02:17:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 02:17","date_timestamp":1777947479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89584700","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@GubbiAnn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GubbiAnn</span></a></span> </p><p>Pardon me while I look up those genres...😎</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116517646828008700","date_published":"2026-05-04T18:09:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 18:09","date_timestamp":1777918195,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89542215","content_html":"<p>I don't get angry when I'm hungry so much as grumpy.</p><p>So, if:</p><p>hungry+angry=hangry</p><p>Does:</p><p>hungry+grumpy=humpy?</p><p>Because if so, I may need to rethink a few things.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116514277503356203","date_published":"2026-05-04T03:53:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 03:53","date_timestamp":1777866783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89484410","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wandering.shop/@susankayequinn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>susankayequinn</span></a></span> </p><p>100%</p><p>I'm lucky, the neighborhood association where I am sponsors a monthly repair cafe as well as a tool library AND a community shop space.</p><p><a href=\"https://www.phinneycenter.org/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">phinneycenter.org/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116508303390960534","date_published":"2026-05-03T02:33:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 02:33","date_timestamp":1777775625,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89139786","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://retro.pizza/@titania\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>titania</span></a></span> </p><p>Thanks, I'll check 'em all out!</p><p>😎</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116479770881961598","date_published":"2026-04-28T01:37:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 01:37","date_timestamp":1777340253,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89132380","content_html":"<p>I need a soundtrack for working on this book.</p><p>The protagonist in my first novel was basically me, so I used a local jazz group I love.</p><p>This dude is a developer at a big tech firm with a philosophy degree. He's also +/- 20 years my junior, so I'm at loose ends.</p><p>Any suggestions for something mellow, instrumental, maybe with a good repetitive bass line...but that won't drive my middle-age Deadhead brain to distraction?</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Writing\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Writing</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116479035029805249","date_published":"2026-04-27T22:30:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 22:30","date_timestamp":1777329025,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89063230","content_html":"<p>More bloggity-blog-blogging at I Like How You Think:</p><p><a href=\"https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/more-thoughts-on-context-and-termites-apparently\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/mor</span><span class=\"invisible\">e-thoughts-on-context-and-termites-apparently</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Writing\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Writing</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Blogging\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Blogging</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/SirDingusMcSplootypants\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SirDingusMcSplootypants</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116473200766672676","date_published":"2026-04-26T21:46:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 21:46","date_timestamp":1777240001,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"70941512","content_html":"<p>OK, time for another drop from the Massive List of \"That Would Make An Awesome Band Name):</p><p>* The Omnishambles<br>* The Audacious Alliterations<br>* Is that a euphemism?<br>* The Sarcastic Interludes<br>* Gremlin and the Incessant Squeak</p><p>And a handful from the List of Epic Names for My Concept Double Album (that will never be recorded as I have the musical ability of a chair):</p><p>* The squirrells, the pidgens, and the other birds<br>* As a child, I had a pet brick<br>* Somehow, this all started with a pickle</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/115005905919220683","date_published":"2025-08-10T18:34:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-10 18:34","date_timestamp":1754850859,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"70030246","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://phire.place/@paparatti\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>paparatti</span></a></span> </p><p>is it weird that I kinda miss it?</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114934405634601575","date_published":"2025-07-29T03:30:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-29 03:30","date_timestamp":1753759851,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928872","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@Icenijay\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Icenijay</span></a></span> </p><p>He heard that.</p><p>And he says, \"Thanks!\"</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114926576080367507","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:19:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:19","date_timestamp":1753640382,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928845","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@wendinoakland\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wendinoakland</span></a></span> </p><p>💯 <br>He's an absolute snugglebutt. Which can be awkward given how poky and angular he is, but we make it work!</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114926574155107876","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:19:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:19","date_timestamp":1753640352,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928781","content_html":"<p>Speaking of Shira and the resemblance Rufus shows, here they are, side by side. She was ~70 lbs, He's 50.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Husky\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Husky</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/MixedBreedsRule\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>MixedBreedsRule</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/RescueDogs\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>RescueDogs</span></a></p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F554%2F356%2F958%2F233%2Foriginal%2F980abf15de66de19.jpeg\" alt=\"Shira, a black and white Alaskan Husky, is lying on a blue duvet-covered bed. She has her head cocked to one side, like dogs do.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F556%2F574%2F840%2F135%2Foriginal%2F4d3e18d60a6ceeb6.jpeg\" alt=\"Rufus, the black and white Husky/Cattle Dog/Pittie mix, is sitting on the top step up from the basement, with a baby gate keeping him out of the kitchen. He's panting and his ears are pricked straight up (and they're BIG OL' ears).\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114926568173839803","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:17:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:17","date_timestamp":1753640261,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69927992","content_html":"<p>Well, that was unexpected.</p><p>I adopted Rufus from a cattle dog rescue, so knew that was at least one piece of the puzzle. I worked out the Pibble (Pittie) piece later.</p><p>I did NOT see Husky coming. Though, he does remind me a lot of my last dog, Shira, who was an \"Alaskan Husky\" which is a fancy way of saying \"sled-pulling mutt.\"</p><p>So...who knows.</p><p>Anyway, here he is:</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ACD\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ACD</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AustralianCattleDog\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AustralianCattleDog</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Husky\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Husky</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F515%2F191%2F868%2F174%2Foriginal%2F049e393931f6e892.png\" alt=\"A screenshot of the DNA results for my dog, Rufus. It reads:\n\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114926526714259326","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:07:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:07","date_timestamp":1753639628,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69873432","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@skoobz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skoobz</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@petebrown\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>petebrown</span></a></span> </p><p>Back to the initial question (though, I'm with you both on all of the above), I've been using Storygraph (<a href=\"https://app.thestorygraph.com/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">app.thestorygraph.com/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>) for several years and love it. I know folks have been saying good things about bookwyrm (<a href=\"https://bookwyrm.social/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">bookwyrm.social/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>) as well, and it's federated.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114921279507479542","date_published":"2025-07-26T19:52:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 19:52","date_timestamp":1753559562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69870126","content_html":"<p>progress on Shrek (gotta think of a better name...), my new-to-me Surly Ogre. Got the way-too-beefy Extraterrestrials swapped out for some Big Apples and got the basket mounted to the 24-pack rack that came with the bike. Also got some WD-40 on the squeaky-ass seatpost, so now the tires don't rub and the seatpost doesn't squeal, so riding is blissfully silent.</p><p>Anyone in <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> looking for some lightly-used  29x2.5's, let me know, I'll give you a great deal!</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/SeaBikes\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SeaBikes</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/BikeToot\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>BikeToot</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F921%2F031%2F313%2F426%2F422%2Foriginal%2F5328cea7c4290d10.jpeg\" alt=\"A green bike, a Surly Ogre, is leaning against a wooded cabinet. There are bike tires in the background, and the bike has a basket mounted to the forks.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114921036561225651","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:50:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:50","date_timestamp":1753555855,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69869647","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@joriki\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joriki</span></a></span> </p><p>But more importantly, for the moment, is that my laptop is back up and successfully running...Ventura. Sigh. Again.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114921001177706203","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:41:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:41","date_timestamp":1753555315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69869604","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@joriki\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joriki</span></a></span> </p><p>Allergies, or rather the allergic-type reaction I was having, was related to my sinuses/eyes...so in my head that meant it was attacking my head.</p><p>See, now it doesn't even make sense to me, and I wrote it. And experienced it. Sigh.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114920996797370187","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:40:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:40","date_timestamp":1753555248,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69818790","content_html":"<p>Okay, so, Friday started with me pre-knackered from a long week of too much peopling and allergies to...something attacking my head and ended with me spending the last 3+ hours reformatting and restoring my 5+ year old MacBook from a backup.</p><p>And how was everybody else's Friday?<br>(I sincerely hope better than mine)</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ShouldBeWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ShouldBeWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/KnackeredLaptop\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>KnackeredLaptop</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114916578314443697","date_published":"2025-07-25T23:57:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-25 23:57","date_timestamp":1753487828,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50334088","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.akhepcat.com/@kaizan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kaizan</span></a></span> </p><p>\"velociraptor and shoe fetishist\" is a wonderful phrase that brings up all sorts of mildly uncomfortable imagery...</p><p>I need to go back to crating Rufus, aka Sir Dingus McSplootyPants, but not because he destroys things (knock on wood...), because he snuggles so hard I'm having a hard time sleeping.</p><p>A trainer I'm talking to about his leash reactivity brought this up as a potential issue as it undermines the pecking order that *should have me as, forgive me, top dog.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113539401895421962","date_published":"2024-11-24T18:43:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-24 18:43","date_timestamp":1732473783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50303540","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.akhepcat.com/@kaizan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kaizan</span></a></span> </p><p>I'm hoping that by adopting Rufus at a year I missed that particular stage of development.</p><p>A guy can dream, right?</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113536291044531746","date_published":"2024-11-24T05:31:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-24 05:31","date_timestamp":1732426315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50286279","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://gamerstavern.online/@skategyrl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skategyrl</span></a></span> </p><p>I was...</p><p>Turns out I thrive with *some extrinsic accountability, but not *that much extrinsic motivation.</p><p>Who knew.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writersofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writersofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writing\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writing</span></a></p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113534440588265802","date_published":"2024-11-23T21:41:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-23 21:41","date_timestamp":1732398080,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50236045","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780062645241/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: Magpie Murders by Anthony Horowitz 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780062645241\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780062645241</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113529750352942296","date_published":"2024-11-23T01:48:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-23 01:48","date_timestamp":1732326512,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50151684","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Finished reading: Sourdough by Robin Sloan 📚</p><p>I loved this book. Sloan has such a way with words…I’m going to have more thoughts on this one. I just need time to organize them. <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780374716431</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113523172086039628","date_published":"2024-11-21T21:55:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 21:55","date_timestamp":1732226136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50141368","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writerscoffeeclub\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writerscoffeeclub</span></a> 11/21 - Do you have a day job? What is it? Do you wish you could write full-time?</p><p>Erm...it's complicated?</p><p>Currently unemployed/freelancing as an editorial content writer (business blogs, whitepapers, ghostwriting for execs, etc).</p><p>When I have a job, I DO write full-time.</p><p>Currently spending a lot of my time polishing novel #1 and starting on #2 in the series...so nearly full-time.</p><p>So, yeah, it's complicated.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/amwriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>amwriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writingcommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writingcommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writersofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writersofmastodon</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113522553015480178","date_published":"2024-11-21T19:18:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 19:18","date_timestamp":1732216690,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50071704","content_html":"<p>2,074 words for today. Split between the new draft and some additions I realized I need to add to the first book before it’s ready to query. If you’re going to call your series something about case notes, it would behoove you to have something like, I don’t know, case notes in the story, right?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113517460088650694","date_published":"2024-11-20T21:42:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 21:42","date_timestamp":1732138978,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50052373","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: Sourdough by Robin Sloan 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780374716431</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113516336416834314","date_published":"2024-11-20T16:57:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 16:57","date_timestamp":1732121832,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50052359","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780593652886/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: The Creative Act by Rick Rubin 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780593652886\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780593652886</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113516335600965576","date_published":"2024-11-20T16:57:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 16:57","date_timestamp":1732121820,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50008643","content_html":"<p>After far, far too long off as a result of…well…stuff, I’m back at the keyboard with a whopping 2,055 words on the new novel. My Writing Month is off and rolling once again! <a href=\"https://writingmonth.org/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>writingmonth.org/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113512118990005581","date_published":"2024-11-19T23:04:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-19 23:04","date_timestamp":1732057479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49808872","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://aus.social/@aby\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aby</span></a></span> </p><p>That is the face of no regrets.<br>Though, I'd be on the watch for one of those breakfasts making a return appearance...</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113494874817631228","date_published":"2024-11-16T21:59:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 21:59","date_timestamp":1731794354,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49764686","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/@crafty_crow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>crafty_crow</span></a></span> </p><p>😂 </p><p>The Greenwood 328?</p><p>It's...Just...So...Shimmery.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113491026726951579","date_published":"2024-11-16T05:40:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 05:40","date_timestamp":1731735637,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49760647","content_html":"<p>Anyone know what the hell's going on here?</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/pnw\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>pnw</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WTF\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WTF</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F113%2F490%2F487%2F597%2F855%2F492%2Foriginal%2Fde61631732469f69.jpeg\" alt=\"A picture of an iridescent, color-shifting painted BMW wagon, sitting in traffic with a city bus and dumpster truck in the background.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113490492115169068","date_published":"2024-11-16T03:24:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 03:24","date_timestamp":1731727479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49684659","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@petervanderdoes\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>petervanderdoes</span></a></span> </p><p>Now that's a holiday card picture if I ever saw one!</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113484819090423082","date_published":"2024-11-15T03:21:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 03:21","date_timestamp":1731640916,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49531698","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@CuriousMagpie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CuriousMagpie</span></a></span> </p><p>Right there with you. I've now NOT written more days this month than I have...sigh.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113473439952074999","date_published":"2024-11-13T03:08:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-13 03:08","date_timestamp":1731467284,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}