{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jesse","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jessekelber@writing.exchange","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1554043","username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange","bio":"Writer | Storyteller | Wanderer of forest paths  | Gray Beard\n\nBrand writer and executive ghostwriter by day (currently freelance), aspiring novelist by every other waking hour (First novel is in revision now).\n\nDog dad to Rufus, aka Sir Dingus, the Cattle Dog mix.\n\nIf I'm not here, I'm probably walking in the woods somewhere...","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":154,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"93850583","content_html":"<p>Been awhile, stretching my bloggy legs once again:</p><p><a href=\"https://ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/pauses-technologies-and-luddites\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ilikehowyouthink.com/posts/pau</span><span class=\"invisible\">ses-technologies-and-luddites</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116903753916688444","date_published":"2026-07-11T22:42:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-11 22:42","date_timestamp":1783809721,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93286641","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://cosocial.ca/@tinfoiling\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tinfoiling</span></a></span> </p><p>Saw the question, picked the last option anyway because, well, you've seen my face. Or rather, you haven't seen my face... 😎 </p><p>Now, if you'd asked specifically about shaving my head...that I do with an electric shaver. 🧑‍🦲</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116848433143408777","date_published":"2026-07-02T04:13:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 04:13","date_timestamp":1782965593,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93104658","content_html":"<p>Time for a drop from the Massive List of Awesome (Nonexistent) Band Names:</p><p>* Seize the cheese<br>* The Unnecessary Dipthongs<br>* The Squircle Prisms<br>* Fractal Mediocrity<br>* Adorably Anachronistic</p><p>And a bonus drop from the \"This is what I'm calling my first epic double concept album\" list:</p><p>* I’m not smacking him, he’s licking my hand<br>* All hail the chicken<br>* The pink elephant paradox</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116831364082480596","date_published":"2026-06-29T03:52:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 03:52","date_timestamp":1782705140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93104514","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://heads.social/@bourgwick\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bourgwick</span></a></span> </p><p>Now I want to see a guessing game called \"Graffiti Cover-Up or Rothko.\"</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116831349115908152","date_published":"2026-06-29T03:48:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 03:48","date_timestamp":1782704912,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93104387","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zpravobot.news/@TerribleMaps\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TerribleMaps</span></a></span> </p><p>I did just giggled like the 8 year old I am.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/116831341019922241","date_published":"2026-06-29T03:46:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 03:46","date_timestamp":1782704788,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92984414","content_html":"<p>I love the alleys around here.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a></p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F818%2F944%2F168%2F537%2F067%2Foriginal%2F35b22c8bf9fd62eb.jpeg\" alt=\"A view looking down an unpaved alley in N. Seattle. There are trees, fences, and garages/outbuildings lining both sides of the gravel and grass lined thoroughfare.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F818%2F944%2F192%2F369%2F987%2Foriginal%2F314ed7aba7d3de8e.jpeg\" alt=\"An ivy and flower covered studio sits to one side of an unpaved alley in N Seattle. This one is used as a music studio and you can often hear music when walking down this particular block of the alley. The building is wood-clad, brown with red trim and fits the PNW surroundings perfectly.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F818%2F944%2F225%2F322%2F218%2Foriginal%2F8c2be452643b2bd9.jpeg\" alt=\"A scene that could be anywhere in rural King County is actually an alley in N Seattle. Tall pines and ferns line both sides of a gravel and grass road surface.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F818%2F944%2F223%2F499%2F634%2Foriginal%2F4c1e6782442b08b0.jpeg\" alt=\"an overgrown alley in N Seattle. There's a weather-beaten yellow garage on the left, close to the picture-taker. The surface is mostly grass, with some gravel. The sun is out and it's a lovely bluebird day in the PNW.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116818963892553647","date_published":"2026-06-26T23:18:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 23:18","date_timestamp":1782515928,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92836512","content_html":"<p>I mean, if I insist on waking Sir Dingus up at 5:30am, I guess this is what I should expect to find when 10:00am rolls around...</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ThatsJustTooEarly\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ThatsJustTooEarly</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F807%2F157%2F297%2F229%2F071%2Foriginal%2Ffc5f421a15bf859d.jpeg\" alt=\"Rufus the black and white Cattle Dog mix is sound asleep on the sofa. He's got a nest of back cushions and is 100% dead to the world. I did wake him up at 5:30, but that's beside the point. Oh, and he's fucking adorable when he's sleeping all curled up like this.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116807164630112147","date_published":"2026-06-24T21:18:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 21:18","date_timestamp":1782335886,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92221308","content_html":"<p>Look at this dweeb. At least someone's enjoying this heat.</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://cdn.masto.host/writing/media_attachments/files/116/754/648/869/769/189/original/d8c5db3c393ef946.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/116754655297144658","date_published":"2026-06-15T14:44:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 14:44","date_timestamp":1781534657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"70941512","content_html":"<p>OK, time for another drop from the Massive List of \"That Would Make An Awesome Band Name):</p><p>* The Omnishambles<br>* The Audacious Alliterations<br>* Is that a euphemism?<br>* The Sarcastic Interludes<br>* Gremlin and the Incessant Squeak</p><p>And a handful from the List of Epic Names for My Concept Double Album (that will never be recorded as I have the musical ability of a chair):</p><p>* The squirrells, the pidgens, and the other birds<br>* As a child, I had a pet brick<br>* Somehow, this all started with a pickle</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/115005905919220683","date_published":"2025-08-10T18:34:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-08-10 18:34","date_timestamp":1754850859,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"70030246","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://phire.place/@paparatti\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>paparatti</span></a></span> </p><p>is it weird that I kinda miss it?</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114934405634601575","date_published":"2025-07-29T03:30:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-29 03:30","date_timestamp":1753759851,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928872","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@Icenijay\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Icenijay</span></a></span> </p><p>He heard that.</p><p>And he says, \"Thanks!\"</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114926576080367507","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:19:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:19","date_timestamp":1753640382,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928845","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@wendinoakland\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wendinoakland</span></a></span> </p><p>💯 <br>He's an absolute snugglebutt. Which can be awkward given how poky and angular he is, but we make it work!</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114926574155107876","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:19:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:19","date_timestamp":1753640352,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69928781","content_html":"<p>Speaking of Shira and the resemblance Rufus shows, here they are, side by side. She was ~70 lbs, He's 50.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Husky\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Husky</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/MixedBreedsRule\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>MixedBreedsRule</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/RescueDogs\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>RescueDogs</span></a></p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F554%2F356%2F958%2F233%2Foriginal%2F980abf15de66de19.jpeg\" alt=\"Shira, a black and white Alaskan Husky, is lying on a blue duvet-covered bed. She has her head cocked to one side, like dogs do.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F556%2F574%2F840%2F135%2Foriginal%2F4d3e18d60a6ceeb6.jpeg\" alt=\"Rufus, the black and white Husky/Cattle Dog/Pittie mix, is sitting on the top step up from the basement, with a baby gate keeping him out of the kitchen. He's panting and his ears are pricked straight up (and they're BIG OL' ears).\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114926568173839803","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:17:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:17","date_timestamp":1753640261,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69927992","content_html":"<p>Well, that was unexpected.</p><p>I adopted Rufus from a cattle dog rescue, so knew that was at least one piece of the puzzle. I worked out the Pibble (Pittie) piece later.</p><p>I did NOT see Husky coming. Though, he does remind me a lot of my last dog, Shira, who was an \"Alaskan Husky\" which is a fancy way of saying \"sled-pulling mutt.\"</p><p>So...who knows.</p><p>Anyway, here he is:</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ACD\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ACD</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AustralianCattleDog\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AustralianCattleDog</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Husky\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Husky</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F926%2F515%2F191%2F868%2F174%2Foriginal%2F049e393931f6e892.png\" alt=\"A screenshot of the DNA results for my dog, Rufus. It reads:\n\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114926526714259326","date_published":"2025-07-27T18:07:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-27 18:07","date_timestamp":1753639628,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69873432","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@skoobz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skoobz</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@petebrown\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>petebrown</span></a></span> </p><p>Back to the initial question (though, I'm with you both on all of the above), I've been using Storygraph (<a href=\"https://app.thestorygraph.com/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">app.thestorygraph.com/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>) for several years and love it. I know folks have been saying good things about bookwyrm (<a href=\"https://bookwyrm.social/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">bookwyrm.social/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a>) as well, and it's federated.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114921279507479542","date_published":"2025-07-26T19:52:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 19:52","date_timestamp":1753559562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69870126","content_html":"<p>progress on Shrek (gotta think of a better name...), my new-to-me Surly Ogre. Got the way-too-beefy Extraterrestrials swapped out for some Big Apples and got the basket mounted to the 24-pack rack that came with the bike. Also got some WD-40 on the squeaky-ass seatpost, so now the tires don't rub and the seatpost doesn't squeal, so riding is blissfully silent.</p><p>Anyone in <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> looking for some lightly-used  29x2.5's, let me know, I'll give you a great deal!</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/SeaBikes\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SeaBikes</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/BikeToot\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>BikeToot</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F921%2F031%2F313%2F426%2F422%2Foriginal%2F5328cea7c4290d10.jpeg\" alt=\"A green bike, a Surly Ogre, is leaning against a wooded cabinet. There are bike tires in the background, and the bike has a basket mounted to the forks.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114921036561225651","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:50:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:50","date_timestamp":1753555855,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"69869647","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@joriki\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joriki</span></a></span> </p><p>But more importantly, for the moment, is that my laptop is back up and successfully running...Ventura. Sigh. Again.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114921001177706203","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:41:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:41","date_timestamp":1753555315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69869604","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@joriki\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joriki</span></a></span> </p><p>Allergies, or rather the allergic-type reaction I was having, was related to my sinuses/eyes...so in my head that meant it was attacking my head.</p><p>See, now it doesn't even make sense to me, and I wrote it. And experienced it. Sigh.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/114920996797370187","date_published":"2025-07-26T18:40:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-26 18:40","date_timestamp":1753555248,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"69818790","content_html":"<p>Okay, so, Friday started with me pre-knackered from a long week of too much peopling and allergies to...something attacking my head and ended with me spending the last 3+ hours reformatting and restoring my 5+ year old MacBook from a backup.</p><p>And how was everybody else's Friday?<br>(I sincerely hope better than mine)</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritersOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritersOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/Seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/PNW\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>PNW</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/ShouldBeWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ShouldBeWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/KnackeredLaptop\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>KnackeredLaptop</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/114916578314443697","date_published":"2025-07-25T23:57:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-25 23:57","date_timestamp":1753487828,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50334088","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.akhepcat.com/@kaizan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kaizan</span></a></span> </p><p>\"velociraptor and shoe fetishist\" is a wonderful phrase that brings up all sorts of mildly uncomfortable imagery...</p><p>I need to go back to crating Rufus, aka Sir Dingus McSplootyPants, but not because he destroys things (knock on wood...), because he snuggles so hard I'm having a hard time sleeping.</p><p>A trainer I'm talking to about his leash reactivity brought this up as a potential issue as it undermines the pecking order that *should have me as, forgive me, top dog.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113539401895421962","date_published":"2024-11-24T18:43:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-24 18:43","date_timestamp":1732473783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50303540","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.akhepcat.com/@kaizan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kaizan</span></a></span> </p><p>I'm hoping that by adopting Rufus at a year I missed that particular stage of development.</p><p>A guy can dream, right?</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113536291044531746","date_published":"2024-11-24T05:31:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-24 05:31","date_timestamp":1732426315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50286279","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://gamerstavern.online/@skategyrl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skategyrl</span></a></span> </p><p>I was...</p><p>Turns out I thrive with *some extrinsic accountability, but not *that much extrinsic motivation.</p><p>Who knew.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/AmWriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AmWriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writersofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writersofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WritingCommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writing\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writing</span></a></p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113534440588265802","date_published":"2024-11-23T21:41:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-23 21:41","date_timestamp":1732398080,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50236045","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780062645241/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: Magpie Murders by Anthony Horowitz 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780062645241\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780062645241</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113529750352942296","date_published":"2024-11-23T01:48:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-23 01:48","date_timestamp":1732326512,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50151684","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Finished reading: Sourdough by Robin Sloan 📚</p><p>I loved this book. Sloan has such a way with words…I’m going to have more thoughts on this one. I just need time to organize them. <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780374716431</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113523172086039628","date_published":"2024-11-21T21:55:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 21:55","date_timestamp":1732226136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50141368","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writerscoffeeclub\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writerscoffeeclub</span></a> 11/21 - Do you have a day job? What is it? Do you wish you could write full-time?</p><p>Erm...it's complicated?</p><p>Currently unemployed/freelancing as an editorial content writer (business blogs, whitepapers, ghostwriting for execs, etc).</p><p>When I have a job, I DO write full-time.</p><p>Currently spending a lot of my time polishing novel #1 and starting on #2 in the series...so nearly full-time.</p><p>So, yeah, it's complicated.</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/amwriting\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>amwriting</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writingcommunity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writingcommunity</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/writersofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>writersofmastodon</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113522553015480178","date_published":"2024-11-21T19:18:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 19:18","date_timestamp":1732216690,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50071704","content_html":"<p>2,074 words for today. Split between the new draft and some additions I realized I need to add to the first book before it’s ready to query. If you’re going to call your series something about case notes, it would behoove you to have something like, I don’t know, case notes in the story, right?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113517460088650694","date_published":"2024-11-20T21:42:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 21:42","date_timestamp":1732138978,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50052373","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: Sourdough by Robin Sloan 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780374716431\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780374716431</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113516336416834314","date_published":"2024-11-20T16:57:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 16:57","date_timestamp":1732121832,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50052359","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780593652886/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: The Creative Act by Rick Rubin 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780593652886\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9780593652886</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113516335600965576","date_published":"2024-11-20T16:57:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-20 16:57","date_timestamp":1732121820,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"50008643","content_html":"<p>After far, far too long off as a result of…well…stuff, I’m back at the keyboard with a whopping 2,055 words on the new novel. My Writing Month is off and rolling once again! <a href=\"https://writingmonth.org/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>writingmonth.org/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113512118990005581","date_published":"2024-11-19T23:04:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-19 23:04","date_timestamp":1732057479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49808872","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://aus.social/@aby\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aby</span></a></span> </p><p>That is the face of no regrets.<br>Though, I'd be on the watch for one of those breakfasts making a return appearance...</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113494874817631228","date_published":"2024-11-16T21:59:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 21:59","date_timestamp":1731794354,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49764686","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/@crafty_crow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>crafty_crow</span></a></span> </p><p>😂 </p><p>The Greenwood 328?</p><p>It's...Just...So...Shimmery.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113491026726951579","date_published":"2024-11-16T05:40:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 05:40","date_timestamp":1731735637,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49760647","content_html":"<p>Anyone know what the hell's going on here?</p><p><a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/seattle\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>seattle</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/pnw\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>pnw</span></a> <a href=\"https://writing.exchange/tags/WTF\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WTF</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F113%2F490%2F487%2F597%2F855%2F492%2Foriginal%2Fde61631732469f69.jpeg\" alt=\"A picture of an iridescent, color-shifting painted BMW wagon, sitting in traffic with a city bus and dumpster truck in the background.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113490492115169068","date_published":"2024-11-16T03:24:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-16 03:24","date_timestamp":1731727479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49727474","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781592407330/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Finished reading: Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead by Brené Brown 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781592407330\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9781592407330</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113488234208852190","date_published":"2024-11-15T17:50:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 17:50","date_timestamp":1731693026,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49684659","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@petervanderdoes\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>petervanderdoes</span></a></span> </p><p>Now that's a holiday card picture if I ever saw 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It’s also fall in Seattle so it’s pissing down rain.</p><p>Will the soundtrack:</p><p>A) Help me write</p><p>B) Just make me have to pee</p><p>Only time will tell…</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113483235843768144","date_published":"2024-11-14T20:39:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-14 20:39","date_timestamp":1731616757,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"49531698","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@CuriousMagpie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CuriousMagpie</span></a></span> </p><p>Right there with you. I've now NOT written more days this month than I have...sigh.</p>","url":"https://writing.exchange/users/jessekelber/statuses/113473439952074999","date_published":"2024-11-13T03:08:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-13 03:08","date_timestamp":1731467284,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49454971","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781592407330/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: Daring Greatly: How the Courage to Be Vulnerable Transforms the Way We Live, Love, Parent, and Lead by Brené Brown 📚 <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781592407330\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>micro.blog/books/9781592407330</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113467559135202943","date_published":"2024-11-12T02:12:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-12 02:12","date_timestamp":1731377550,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"34650815","content_html":"<p>Just realized I never did a proper (ish) intro post, so here goes:</p><p>Hey there! I'm Jesse, a former-IT-guy-turned-professional-writer in Seattle.</p><p>I count as Gen-X if you're into that sort of thing.</p><p>I have a dog, Rufus, who you'll be seeing a lot of.</p><p>Let's see...I hike, and bike, and am trying to start taking more photos again. </p><p>And I read. A lot.</p><p>Oh, and listen to a lot of music. If you see a band's sticker next to a Stealie, they're probably on the playlist.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/112197569679357703","date_published":"2024-04-01T19:17:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse","url":"https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fwriting%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F803%2F421%2F046%2F119%2F128%2Foriginal%2Fad34c0e2fbf5ff48.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber@writing.exchange"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-04-01 19:17","date_timestamp":1711999049,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}