{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jesse Kelber","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jessekelber","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"4807","username":"jessekelber","bio":"Seattleite | Writer | Wanderer of forest paths","pronouns":"he/him","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":337,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://www.gravatar.com/avatar/27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fimages%2Fblank_avatar.png"},"items":[{"id":"55794544","content_html":"<p>Does this look comfortable? Because I don’t think this looks comfortable.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2025%2Fimg-4737.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2025%2Fimg-4738.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2025/01/23/does-this-look-comfortable-because.html","date_published":"2025-01-24T00:19:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-24 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00:16","date_timestamp":1737677811,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113880453706005684"]}},{"id":"55439872","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisaldrich\">@chrisaldrich</a></p>\n<p>I’m truly glad to see that you and your family (and home) are all OK!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/55439872","date_published":"2025-01-20T01:05:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-20 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00:44","date_timestamp":1737074689,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113840927029082428"]}},{"id":"55207432","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisaldrich\">@chrisaldrich</a></p>\n<p>Not pestering, just wanted to check in on you and your family and be sure you’re doing OK…?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/55207432","date_published":"2025-01-16T22:41:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-16 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01:40","date_timestamp":1736732400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113818494869793628"]}},{"id":"54754921","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisaldrich\">@chrisaldrich</a> Oh, shit! I had no idea you were down that way, I am truly sorry.<br>\nPlease stay safe and let me know when you’re all clear.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/54754921","date_published":"2025-01-11T02:40:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-11 02:40","date_timestamp":1736563206,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"54748262","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisaldrich\">@chrisaldrich</a> Hey, Chris. I’ve got a draft query letter ready. Would you shoot me an email so we can chat off-blog? jesse (at) jessekelber (dot) com. Thanks!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/54748262","date_published":"2025-01-11T00:13:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-11 00:13","date_timestamp":1736554436,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"54662057","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780735213630/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Currently reading: <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9780735213630\">Breath</a> by James Nestor 📚</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2025/01/09/currently-reading-breath-by-james.html","date_published":"2025-01-09T22:33:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse 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Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-06 20:50","date_timestamp":1736196629,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113783382806879195"]}},{"id":"54416098","content_html":"<p>This is why <a href=\"https://bakadesuyo.com/\">Eric Barker</a> is my writerly spirit animal.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2025%2Fhow-to-be-healthier-without-really-trying.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" alt=\"\" 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😎</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/54270894","date_published":"2025-01-05T04:47:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-05 04:47","date_timestamp":1736052473,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"54266735","content_html":"<p>Look at this magnificent goober.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2025%2Fimg-4719.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" 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So. Jealous. Of that room. Those books….that lucky doggo…😉</p>\n<p>Relaxing just to look at.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/54265709","date_published":"2025-01-05T03:12:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-05 03:12","date_timestamp":1736046755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"54227365","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> I’m wondering about starting a group like the analog meetup Halsted started. I emailed the ‘help@’ address and haven’t heard back, is there a better way for me to reach out?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/54227365","date_published":"2025-01-04T17:28:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-04 17:28","date_timestamp":1736011724,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53959602","content_html":"<p>He’s *helping me read.</p>\n<p>Because he’s a helper.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2025%2Fimg-4712.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2025/01/01/hes-helping-me-read-because.html","date_published":"2025-01-02T01:06:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-01-02 01:06","date_timestamp":1735779992,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113756079004566402"]}},{"id":"53857550","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/WiredDifferently\">@WiredDifferently</a></p>\n<p>Congrats!</p>\n<p>Having just found my own new therapist I can say with clarity it was worth the hunt.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/53857550","date_published":"2024-12-31T23:52:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-31 23:52","date_timestamp":1735689173,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53857425","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781668025512/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Finished reading: <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781668025512\">Treacle Walker</a> by Alan Garner 📚</p>\n<p>What an oddly enjoyable little book…</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/31/finished-reading-treacle-walker-by.html","date_published":"2024-12-31T23:50:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-31 23:50","date_timestamp":1735689038,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113750117013904103"]}},{"id":"53662331","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Munish\">@Munish</a> Thank you, sir!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/53662331","date_published":"2024-12-30T02:45:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-30 02:45","date_timestamp":1735526711,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53643100","content_html":"My first novel is nearing query state (meaning I have a final draft and will be contacting agents starting in January). I’m at the phase where I need to write a concise blurb that captures…well frankly the ‘gist’ of the story, and come up with a title. I see this as the first in a series about an Intuitive... <a href=\"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/29/my-first-novel-is-nearing.html\">jessekelber.micro.blog</a>","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/29/my-first-novel-is-nearing.html","date_published":"2024-12-29T21:57:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-29 21:57","date_timestamp":1735509421,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113738345694511977"]}},{"id":"52985693","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisaldrich\">@chrisaldrich</a> Oh?! I’ll get you a copy as soon as I have something ready, with thanks!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52985693","date_published":"2024-12-22T19:27:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-22 19:27","date_timestamp":1734895658,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52928009","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cygnoir\">@cygnoir</a> I did…despite Rufus laying on the floor behind me whining at random…😵‍💫</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52928009","date_published":"2024-12-22T03:40:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-22 03:40","date_timestamp":1734838854,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52927984","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bjhess\">@bjhess</a> Thank you!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52927984","date_published":"2024-12-22T03:39:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-22 03:39","date_timestamp":1734838793,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52913052","content_html":"<p>You wanna tell him, or should I?</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4693.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/21/you-wanna-tell.html","date_published":"2024-12-21T23:13:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 23:13","date_timestamp":1734822802,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113693348760852607"]}},{"id":"52912988","content_html":"<p>Well, now would you look at that.</p>\n<p>I just finished the final, final-final, no, I swear it’s the actual FINAL read-through and edit of my first novel!</p>\n<p>Now to prep a blurb that’s so good no agent could possibly say no, and start querying in the new year!</p>\n<p>GULP.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/21/well-now-would.html","date_published":"2024-12-21T23:11:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 23:11","date_timestamp":1734822705,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113693341463697233"]}},{"id":"52912902","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/BestofTimes\">@BestofTimes</a></p>\n<p>You never have to apologize for good family times. 😎</p>\n<p>Hope to see you in the new year!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52912902","date_published":"2024-12-21T23:09:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 23:09","date_timestamp":1734822579,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52896846","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/chrisheck\">@chrisheck</a> Thanks! I’ve actually added a couple new ones:</p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Redacted Anecdotes</li>\n<li>Smarmy Little Sycophant</li>\n</ul>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52896846","date_published":"2024-12-21T19:03:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 19:03","date_timestamp":1734807836,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52831524","content_html":"<p>Reading in almost-comfort, courtesy of Sir Dingus and his felt need to jam his snoot into my armpit.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4692.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/20/reading-in-almostcomfort.html","date_published":"2024-12-21T01:13:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 01:13","date_timestamp":1734743620,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113688160927970564"]}},{"id":"52831468","content_html":"<p>I can’t decide what to think of this house.</p>\n<p>Thoughts from the peanut gallery?</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4687.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/20/i-cant-decide.html","date_published":"2024-12-21T01:12:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-21 01:12","date_timestamp":1734743572,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113688155237131903"]}},{"id":"52712815","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/pratik\">@pratik</a> 100%. When in doubt, delegate.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52712815","date_published":"2024-12-19T22:14:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 22:14","date_timestamp":1734646454,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52699347","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/pratik\">@pratik</a> Sounds like she needs to stop projecting. 😉</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52699347","date_published":"2024-12-19T19:43:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 19:43","date_timestamp":1734637381,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52698212","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/pratik\">@pratik</a> You can set a ‘from’ address and name in <a href=\"https://knowledgebase.constantcontact.com/lead-gen-crm/articles/KnowledgeBase/50387-Changing-From-and-Reply-Addresses?lang=en_US\">Constant Contact</a>. That way you get the personalization without the chance of everyone else’s email system calling it spam.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52698212","date_published":"2024-12-19T19:18:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 19:18","date_timestamp":1734635931,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52632603","content_html":"<p>Just belched so loud I woke up his highness.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4691.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/18/just-belched-so.html","date_published":"2024-12-19T03:50:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 03:50","date_timestamp":1734580201,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113677448481954510"]}},{"id":"52622430","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/hawaiiboy\">@hawaiiboy</a></p>\n<p>Wow.</p>\n<p>Yikes.</p>\n<p>Here’s to a speedy recovery. Just seeing this made both of my janky shoulders cringe. I feel like I’m looking into my own future…</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52622430","date_published":"2024-12-19T01:22:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 01:22","date_timestamp":1734571343,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52323495","content_html":"<p>@ptrck</p>\n<p>👍🏻 🎶 🎶</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52323495","date_published":"2024-12-16T03:01:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-16 03:01","date_timestamp":1734318106,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"52285916","content_html":"<p>@ptrck Flashback vibes, nice! The Low End Theory is a damn near perfect album, one of very few in my experience.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/52285916","date_published":"2024-12-15T17:49:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-15 17:49","date_timestamp":1734284981,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"51623065","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781782839156/cover.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Finished reading: <a href=\"https://micro.blog/books/9781782839156\">The Notebook</a> by Roland Allen 📚</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/12/08/finished-reading-the.html","date_published":"2024-12-08T23:15:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-08 23:15","date_timestamp":1733699739,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113619746432561945"]}},{"id":"51366295","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/humdrum\">@humdrum</a> I love using regular table lamps for the cozy factor (helps me focus on writing) I have two on my desk, one on either end. The one nearest my keyboard is actually an LED ring light I can adjust the color on and swivel up for meetings, etc…or leave facing down for writing. I think they’re both from Target, so pretty easy on the wallet and have lasted me YEARS.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/51366295","date_published":"2024-12-06T04:18:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-06 04:18","date_timestamp":1733458683,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50924867","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> Thanks!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/50924867","date_published":"2024-12-01T21:15:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-01 21:15","date_timestamp":1733087710,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50924834","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bapsi\">@bapsi</a> He says, “why thank you.”</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/50924834","date_published":"2024-12-01T21:14:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-01 21:14","date_timestamp":1733087669,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50924807","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/val\">@val</a> Nope, first time with the crossed paws. He generally has his front feet folded back on themselves…I’ll have to find a good picture of that one.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/50924807","date_published":"2024-12-01T21:14:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-01 21:14","date_timestamp":1733087652,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50870631","content_html":"<p>@ptrck</p>\n<p>Definitely.</p>\n<p>I’m after more of a mobile writing cabin, but this would suffice 😉.​</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/jessekelber/50870631","date_published":"2024-12-01T04:26:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-01 04:26","date_timestamp":1733027195,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50860283","content_html":"<p>Some recent shots of Sir Dingus McSplootyPants (and one featuring his sidekick, The Gremlin):</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4678.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4672.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4670.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4666.jpeg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/11/30/some-recent-shots.html","date_published":"2024-12-01T00:58:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse Kelber","url":"","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F27e8845d238c4a439025aa950813e7fc%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fmicro.blog%252Fimages%252Fblank_avatar.png","_microblog":{"username":"jessekelber"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-01 00:58","date_timestamp":1733014736,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://writing.exchange/@jessekelber/113574854865896787"]}},{"id":"50860185","content_html":"<p>Spotted on a neighborhood walk recently, a JDM Toyota HiAce firetruck with the fire gubbins replaced by a Toyota TRD-painted pop-top camper.</p>\n<p>WANT.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fjessekelber.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2024%2Fimg-4671.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://jessekelber.micro.blog/2024/11/30/spotted-on-a.html","date_published":"2024-12-01T00:55:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jesse 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