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@AlisonCorfield This is so true! I used to be a monogamous knitter, but that is slowly changing.
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","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116361132371593498","date_published":"2026-04-07T02:46:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 02:46","date_timestamp":1775529973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87727562","content_html":"@Luke Thanks, Luke! Iβm getting inspired by a lot of hand-embroidered embellishments on clothing, the mending movement, and sashiko.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116360119978305965","date_published":"2026-04-06T22:28:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 22:28","date_timestamp":1775514526,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87726388","content_html":"I absolutely do not need another project, already having one embroidery WIP, a knitting pattern to proofread and release, another shawl in the works, and a sweater to restart, but whoβs counting?
And yet, I decided this basic black ball cap was in need of pizazz. This will be an intense labor of love since I do have intentions of covering the whole thing in a simple back stitch, to resemble topographical lines.
@beep @nazhamid If you ever make it to SF, we can introduce you to Dandelionβs factory and Rainbow Groceryβs chocolate aisle. And at home, we have a literal basket of chocolate. (I tend to hoard-shop when certain brands go on sale.)
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116314660540327711","date_published":"2026-03-29T21:47:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 21:47","date_timestamp":1774820870,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87216531","content_html":"@beep @nazhamid I cannot take full credit for the recipe. One, thereβs a bakery in the Bay Area called the Midwife & Baker that has a mini chocolate sourdough boule that is delightful. And two, this is basically a halved version of The Clever Carrotβs βChocolate Sourdough Noir.β
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116314652828813496","date_published":"2026-03-29T21:45:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 21:45","date_timestamp":1774820752,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87212166","content_html":"Yesterday was @nazhamidβs birthday, and he ate all the chocolate things. Chocolate sourdough bread made by me, a passion fruit and chocolate cake from Dandelion Chocolate, and chocolate sorbet from Hometown Creamery.
He even held a dog that may as well have been made of chocolate.
May you have many, many more years full of chocolate, my love!
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\nHow about we *not* fly fighter jets over the city on opening weekend of baseball.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116303063634019806","date_published":"2026-03-27T20:38:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 20:38","date_timestamp":1774643915,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87028690","content_html":"In todayβs edition of Garbage Healthcare, I learned that if a medication is discussed during what you think is a preventive care visit, the provider then codes it as an office visit.
So what youβre saying is 1) Big Healthcare keeps moving the goal posts; 2) you no longer know what topics are considered βroutineβ vs βnon-preventive;β 3) donβt see a doctor yearly because it eats up time & money and actually adds stress, potentially taking a few months off your life.
Cool cool cool
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116297274548224979","date_published":"2026-03-26T20:06:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 20:06","date_timestamp":1774555580,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86814453","content_html":"In a world with socialized healthcare, I wouldnβt need to clutter my brain with stupid knowledge about CPT codes, where 99203 is an office visit while 99386 is a preventive care visit.
The difference being $230 vs $0, after actual insurance allowances are applied.
This system is absolute garbage.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116280504926329730","date_published":"2026-03-23T21:01:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 21:01","date_timestamp":1774299696,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86636054","content_html":"@Luke @onpaperwings wah wah
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116263692793677205","date_published":"2026-03-20T21:46:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 21:46","date_timestamp":1774043163,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86635798","content_html":"@onpaperwings I loathe the doubt and gaslighting of this era.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116263660811678163","date_published":"2026-03-20T21:37:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 21:37","date_timestamp":1774042675,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86631305","content_html":"@onpaperwings I had this recently as well with Chase, I believe. The rhythm of their delivery, long pauses, definitely scripted, no banter β I like to ask reps how their day is going. This person still insisted they werenβt AI. I didnβt buy.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116263429437915932","date_published":"2026-03-20T20:39:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 20:39","date_timestamp":1774039145,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86411336","content_html":"@toni @nazhamid @stegrainer If LLMs start in on the semicolon and Oxford comma, I give up.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116246393013379465","date_published":"2026-03-17T20:26:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-17 20:26","date_timestamp":1773779190,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86335010","content_html":"With sunglasses on, earplugs stuffed in my ears, and my butt firmly planted in a nose-bleed seat, I thoroughly enjoyed my second-ever viewing of Nine Inch Nails. Trent & co. have a well-oiled set, lasting at most 1:45, getting me back home by 11 p.m.
Surrounded by Gen Xers, as well as plenty of younger folks, the nostalgia ran high for me, hearkening back to my high school and college days. When did we get so old? And yet, how does Trent sound exactly the same and maintain such energy?!
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116240612107477642","date_published":"2026-03-16T19:56:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 19:56","date_timestamp":1773690980,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86002162","content_html":"@nazhamid And a Thai massage for good measure. Birthday month starting off strong. π
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116212652197362087","date_published":"2026-03-11T21:25:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-11 21:25","date_timestamp":1773264346,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85793879","content_html":"Iβm not sure when it or how it evolved, but my handwriting is a now a printβcursive combo.
My printing and cursive are both subpar, so this hybrid approach is⦠subpar.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116196295876597354","date_published":"2026-03-09T00:06:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-09 00:06","date_timestamp":1773014768,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85788180","content_html":"@davatron5000 Never too late to learn! Also, you can get obsessed with that as well. Ask me how I know.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116195685153976439","date_published":"2026-03-08T21:30:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-08 21:30","date_timestamp":1773005449,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85772841","content_html":"@davatron5000 Akin to knitters packing 3 or 4 WIPs. And then never actually knitting on the flight. (Almost me: I only pack 2 knitting projects and maybe a small embroidery project. And a Kindle, of course. Which also doesnβt come out of my bag. π€)
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116194555438043381","date_published":"2026-03-08T16:43:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-08 16:43","date_timestamp":1772988211,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85522481","content_html":"@wynlim Why worry about TP when you already have a bidet attachment? π€
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116173432399590542","date_published":"2026-03-04T23:11:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 23:11","date_timestamp":1772665899,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85496331","content_html":"Iβm of the age when itβs perfectly acceptable to be annoyed with younger folks who refuse to / donβt want to read something *before* asking for clarification, i.e., being spoon-fed said information.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116171850026092174","date_published":"2026-03-04T16:29:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 16:29","date_timestamp":1772641754,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85464962","content_html":"@wynlim I do this with tinned fish. I like to think of my βcollectionβ as part of earthquake preparedness kit. But also an important lesson learned from the pandemic shortages. Couldnβt care less about toilet paper, but donβt mess with my sardines.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116169361166170729","date_published":"2026-03-04T05:56:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 05:56","date_timestamp":1772603777,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85443092","content_html":"@onpaperwings Iβm pretty sure I read one about their dog barking at them whenever they wore whatever it was they returned.
Hereβs two more. One was from yesterday as well, yoga pants that fall off with things in the pockets. lol
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REI return tags are the best. Maybe donβt buy an alpine fleece jacket if you donβt want the warmth. My guess it is was a woman who entered peri-/menopause. π
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@Jgbird This was so lovely!
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116157667879392194","date_published":"2026-03-02T04:22:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 04:22","date_timestamp":1772425352,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85312496","content_html":"I donβt know if Iβve tooted this before, and even if I have, it bears repeating: We have an unhealthy obsession with Guns Nβ Roses in this household. By that I mean, if YouTube serves up a vid, we watch it. No questions asked. Usually, itβs to see how well (or not) Axlβs voice is holding up. Sometimes itβs out of pure nostalgia. But every time, it is unquestionably entertaining.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116157459448115463","date_published":"2026-03-02T03:29:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 03:29","date_timestamp":1772422171,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85171829","content_html":"@stegrainer Our hummies donβt seem to care about the other birds around. Theyβre just living their best lives. We donβt even have feeders; they just nosh on the natural flowers and plant life.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116144566146428454","date_published":"2026-02-27T20:50:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 20:50","date_timestamp":1772225435,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85165694","content_html":"Itβs the time of year when I can keep out back patio door open all day. Sure, I hear the standard city noise, but with a line of trees behind our building, I am entertained by birds. The occasional hawk, crows, sparrows, mourning doves, but most notably, hummingbirds. They are my spirit animal. I call them hummies or clickers, due to their specific chirp. Such curious creatures, they often buzz by the patio or float in place, just in front of our window. Iβm never not mesmerized by them.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116144205581407020","date_published":"2026-02-27T19:18:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 19:18","date_timestamp":1772219933,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85045426","content_html":"I think Iβm getting closer to the raising chickens and chasing after goats stage of life. I already have a handle on sourdough and kombucha, so I think Iβm ready.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116134752240412519","date_published":"2026-02-26T03:14:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-26 03:14","date_timestamp":1772075687,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84957560","content_html":"I'm going to toot (heh) my own horn by saying how chuffed I am that my Suddenly Rose Shawl pattern received a shout-out in \"Knitting,\" a UK magazine.
To celebrate, I'm offering 30% off the purchase of this pattern from my website with code KNITMAG30. Code expires 3/31/26, 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time.
https://jenschuetz.com/journal/knit-mag/
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116127950110786797","date_published":"2026-02-24T22:24:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-24 22:24","date_timestamp":1771971895,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84820583","content_html":"@onpaperwings 100%!
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116117146338172485","date_published":"2026-02-23T00:37:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 00:37","date_timestamp":1771807042,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84819869","content_html":"@onpaperwings I have always wished tax returns included a list of checkboxes that allowed us to select where our funds were allocated.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116117064609364858","date_published":"2026-02-23T00:16:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 00:16","date_timestamp":1771805795,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84478755","content_html":"As a quitter of Lightroom due to its bulk and sluggishness, using @aphera is so refreshing. I use the minimal level of tools and spend a fraction of the time futzing to get wonderful results.
I may need to get a proper camera yet again.
Mojave Desert, California, January 2022
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\n@glass 100%. I've only given Bad Bunny's performance one rewatch (so far), but just thinking about it gives me goosebumps.
(I may have to tell @nazhamid that I have a new BF.)
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116060563726225317","date_published":"2026-02-13T00:47:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-13 00:47","date_timestamp":1770943660,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84161066","content_html":"Today's call with my 70-year-old mom:
1) I don't speak Spanish, but Bad Bunny's performance was very entertaining!
2) Explain to me what all these data centers are...
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116060516578962985","date_published":"2026-02-13T00:35:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-13 00:35","date_timestamp":1770942940,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84017003","content_html":"Two days after the Super Bowl, and my IG feed is still nothing but Bad Bunny, the culture lessons, the inclusivity, the overall vibes, and, of course, the grass people.
When I mentioned I like to goodhunt and not doomscroll, this is what Iβm talking about.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116049764541804452","date_published":"2026-02-11T03:01:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-11 03:01","date_timestamp":1770778877,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84016861","content_html":"@mez Yes! Such an amazing terrain and atmosphere.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116049751099469840","date_published":"2026-02-11T02:57:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-11 02:57","date_timestamp":1770778672,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84016837","content_html":"@Luke Iβm a complete novice when it comes to color grading. But somehow @aphera has made it *chefβs kiss*.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116049746214430162","date_published":"2026-02-11T02:56:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-11 02:56","date_timestamp":1770778598,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84013880","content_html":"I am by no means an expert on color grading or photo manipulation, but I quite like how these images turned out by using @aphera. It's fun revisiting old photos that just sat on a hard drive.
January 2022, Table Top Wilderness, Arizona
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\n@davatron5000 @nazhamid LFG! Iβve got sourdough, kombucha, kraut/kimchi covered.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116043939151410031","date_published":"2026-02-10T02:19:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-10 02:19","date_timestamp":1770689989,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"83937790","content_html":"Gotta love subversive cross-stitch.
My small act of rebellion, thanks to pattern maker, Junebug & Darlin out of Portland, Oregon.
![\"An](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F043%2F473%2F990%2F086%2F356%2Foriginal%2F669bf308f972a0c8.jpeg\")
@onpaperwings I think it's already been determined that \"Bad Bunny Plant Costume\" will be the Halloween outfit of choice this year.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/jenschuetz/statuses/116043025222396386","date_published":"2026-02-09T22:27:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-09 22:27","date_timestamp":1770676044,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"83913074","content_html":"My Instagram feed is full of joy re: the Bad Bunny performance last night. And the bushes! People loved the bushes!
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116041771132329233","date_published":"2026-02-09T17:08:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-09 17:08","date_timestamp":1770656908,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"83750519","content_html":"I went to see a new GP for the first time today, and I have *thoughts* on our medical system.
That's it. That's my toot.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116026384911998715","date_published":"2026-02-06T23:55:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-06 23:55","date_timestamp":1770422133,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"83605139","content_html":"I started the day off particularly ragey β ongoing construction outside, Waymos waymo-ing, preliminary Super Bowl traffic, among general baseline 2026 stress.
I popped a CBD gummy (which is pretty standard for me these days), did yoga, then tinkered with my patterns and website, and thankfully, the rage subsided.
It's amazing how truly focusing on something can vastly improve your mood.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116015436691424134","date_published":"2026-02-05T01:31:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-05 01:31","date_timestamp":1770255076,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"83437341","content_html":"When you dream about an earthquake that briefly wakes you up in the middle of the night, only to discover a 4.2 magnitude (among a swarm of smaller quakes) actually hit around San Ramon.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/116002872453078893","date_published":"2026-02-02T20:16:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-02 20:16","date_timestamp":1770063361,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"83363191","content_html":"I started a new year-long embroidery project, which involves stitching a specific color to designate the high & low temperature every day. Iβm referring to it as my Temperature Disco Ball. It uses nothing but a single-thread satin stitch, which is actually a difficult stitch to perfect, imo.
Because San Francisco doesnβt have much variance in temperature throughout the year, particularly during 24 hours, I readjusted the temperature ranges prescribed for each color.
This is January's palette:
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\nSimultaneously navigating postmenopause and fascism was not on my bingo card, and I cannot recommend it.
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","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz/115973516756708036","date_published":"2026-01-28T15:50:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Jen π§ΆππΌββοΈπ§πΌββοΈποΈπ§³","url":"https://mastodon.social/@jenschuetz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F266%2F379%2F859%2F521%2Foriginal%2F6322de35de8f1649.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jenschuetz@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-28 15:50","date_timestamp":1769615429,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"82923740","content_html":"It feels insensitive to boost my crafty endeavors during a time of extreme turmoil, but as the instructor says in one of my preferred yoga flows on the Nike app, \"The world needs your magic.\" We all have magic to offer. Knitting is my magic.
So here's a gentle reminder that the 30% off code LAUNCH30MASTO is good for all pattern purchases on my site until 1/31/26.
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