{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jemal@jemal.contact","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1350131","username":"jemal@jemal.contact","bio":"اسمي جمال الدين.#CarlyRaeJepsen stan.Repeat Webby winner. (he/him) Coming to you from #Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway Tribe.Trans Rights are Human Rights#fedi22 #cats #programming #web #politics Don’t always follow back because social media gives me anxiety.Email me: jemal@jemal.co","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"50700130","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@jspath55\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jspath55</span></a></span> was it… good?</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113563313157600967","date_published":"2024-11-29T00:04:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has 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Say what you will, but they’re Goliath and Bluesky is David at this point - chasing after the little guys reeks of desperation.</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113523424057536245","date_published":"2024-11-21T22:59:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 22:59","date_timestamp":1732229981,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50155469","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> I’m not on Threads, but it seems like they rushed it out of beta.</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113523414081632721","date_published":"2024-11-21T22:57:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-21 22:57","date_timestamp":1732229829,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"50065359","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://epistolary.org/@vees\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vees</span></a></span> evergreen toot.</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113517051694843864","date_published":"2024-11-20T19:59:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has 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Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-18 19:53","date_timestamp":1731959590,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49874985","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@talia_christine\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>talia_christine</span></a></span> seems more like a donut to me. 😀</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113501119905068678","date_published":"2024-11-18T00:27:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has 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Has a sea lion ever caused you harm? I’m just asking questions.</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113487275794698323","date_published":"2024-11-15T13:46:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 13:46","date_timestamp":1731678402,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49685238","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> “if you can’t compete, sulk” is a really lousy strategy! Luckily, Eugen and the other devs don’t seem to share that attitude! 😀</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113484878057502493","date_published":"2024-11-15T03:36:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 03:36","date_timestamp":1731641816,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49683521","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@steele\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>steele</span></a></span> Carly. Rae. Jepsen.</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113484711476170402","date_published":"2024-11-15T02:54:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 02:54","date_timestamp":1731639274,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49651532","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> there’s a serious risk of injury if you were to drop some food on the floor and slip on it!</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113482641767156726","date_published":"2024-11-14T18:08:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-14 18:08","date_timestamp":1731607692,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49645081","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> OOOOOOOOOOH!</p>","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113482305212785076","date_published":"2024-11-14T16:42:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has 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Thanks for all the kind words - it means a lot to me. <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/113115142922092385\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jemal.contact/@jemal/113115142</span><span class=\"invisible\">922092385</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113143869410144144","date_published":"2024-09-15T22:13:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-15 22:13","date_timestamp":1726438437,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"45540654","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tapbots.social/@ivory\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ivory</span></a></span> If I click through the link here, click open in browser, unmute the audio, then hit done to close the browser… the only way to stop the audio is to play something else or reboot my phone. Weird, right? Only happens on Threads, and has been this way for a while. <a href=\"https://www.threads.net/@jerilryan/post/C_yGfDCvRKT\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">threads.net/@jerilryan/post/C_</span><span class=\"invisible\">yGfDCvRKT</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/113120279483711993","date_published":"2024-09-11T18:14:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-11 18:14","date_timestamp":1726078483,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"37083327","content_html":"<p>Seeing people get so excited about mechanical keyboards and still use the standard non-ergonomic style makes my wrists hurt. Why not go separated? Ortholinear? Tented? You’ve already chosen to have a weird keyboard/hobby, why not make it comfortable too?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/112116676604263525","date_published":"2024-03-18T12:25:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-03-18 12:25","date_timestamp":1710764718,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"28128288","content_html":"<p>One of the more frustrating exchanges I see on social media:</p><p>a: Vote for Biden!<br>b: But Biden has done bad things!<br>a: But Trump is so much worse!<br>b: If that’s your only reason, it’s not enough to make me vote.</p><p>I would like to point out four small facts:</p><p>1. Biden has done a bunch of good things.<br>2. Trump didn’t.<br>3. Trump has promised to do such terrible things that “not Trump” is enough for me.<br>4. People against voting Biden don’t have another plan of any kind.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/111615060472525243","date_published":"2023-12-20T22:17:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-12-20 22:17","date_timestamp":1703110663,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"35791688","content_html":"<p>Hey Strava users! I feel like I get most of what Strava offers from Apple’s Fitness stuff: health and activity tracking, maps of my routes, and charts of my progress. I think Strava lets you see other people’s routes, but what else do you get for $80/year?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/111081462591041683","date_published":"2023-09-17T16:36:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-09-17 16:36","date_timestamp":1694968606,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"19822456","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gruber\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gruber</span></a></span> got a bar reservation for your favorite “laundromat” next week - any tips (besides not breaking the rules)?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/users/jemal/statuses/110521021613562017","date_published":"2023-06-10T17:09:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-06-10 17:09","date_timestamp":1686416955,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978430","content_html":"<p>I feel like I’ve heard the name “Chris Stapleton” before, but I’m honestly not sure. <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/SuperBowl\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SuperBowl</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109855399861150250","date_published":"2023-02-13T03:52:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-13 03:52","date_timestamp":1676260373,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978427","content_html":"Look, I’m as cis as can be, but nothing is braver to me than people coming out as trans. Every single time I find out that somebody has decided that they know themselves so well that society’s stupid, arbitrary labels can’t define them, I want to leap up, take off my shirt and whip it a... <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109855386817745268\">jemal.contact</a>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109855386817745268","date_published":"2023-02-13T03:49:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-13 03:49","date_timestamp":1676260174,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978425","content_html":"<p>Honestly, the only reason to watch the <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/SuperBowl\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SuperBowl</span></a> is because you can’t wait until tomorrow to watch Rihanna on YouTube.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109855035557640175","date_published":"2023-02-13T02:20:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-13 02:20","date_timestamp":1676254815,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978423","content_html":"<p>I’m sorry, but the only thing more embarrassing than watching the Super Bowl is watching the Super Bowl for the commercials.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109855020772657176","date_published":"2023-02-13T02:16:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-13 02:16","date_timestamp":1676254589,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978420","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@GWillow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GWillow</span></a></span> I just got to Poison Ivy #9 in my stack, and WOW! I’ve always loved Marcio’s art, but this might be the best I’ve seen! And having all the beauty in the service of such a great sweet story? What a fabulous book! Congrats on the upgrade to ongoing!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109853978148262886","date_published":"2023-02-12T21:51:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-12 21:51","date_timestamp":1676238680,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978418","content_html":"<p>Hey <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/Baltimore\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Baltimore</span></a> - I’m finally checking out Ash Bar at Ulysses tonight and would love any recommendations you might have! What’s good?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109848056174277277","date_published":"2023-02-11T20:45:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-11 20:45","date_timestamp":1676148318,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978416","content_html":"<p>I will never forgive Warner Bros. for forcing me to explain ad infinitum that Superman movies shouldn’t be rated above PG. </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/DCComics\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>DCComics</span></a> <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/WB\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WB</span></a> <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/Superman\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Superman</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109843902953814270","date_published":"2023-02-11T03:09:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-11 03:09","date_timestamp":1676084944,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978413","content_html":"<p>They better give Rita Moreno a fight scene in <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/tags/FastX\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>FastX</span></a> - would love to see her knock some sense into some goons.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109841695431342453","date_published":"2023-02-10T17:47:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-10 17:47","date_timestamp":1676051260,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16978410","content_html":"The server transition went pretty well, but I forgot to follow all the people from my old account, so I’m having to manually find all my non-mutual. \n\nThe only thing that saved me was that I could take screenshots of my following list from @ivory and then copy and paste the text into th... <a href=\"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109840971251957625\">jemal.contact</a>","summary":"","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal/109840971251957625","date_published":"2023-02-10T14:43:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jemal Cole's Account Has Moved","url":"https://jemal.contact/@jemal","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.social.lol%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F854%2F243%2F665%2F215%2F429%2Foriginal%2Fd4d0dcc3814de0ff.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jemal@jemal.contact"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-10 14:43","date_timestamp":1676040210,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}