{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - jcrabapple","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jcrabapple@dmv.community","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"624316","username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community","bio":"Elder Millennial. Husband. Father of 4. Dog owner. IT Professional. Tech enthusiast. CSS tinkerer. Music lover. Huge Sleep Token and Bilmuri fan.\n\nNon-practicing white person.\n\nGrew up in MD. Lived in and around Baltimore for a long time. Currently living in VA with my wife, 3 youngest daughters, and our 2 dogs.\n\nhttps://jcrabapple.com\n\nAdmin of:https://DMV.Community (Mastodon)","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":12,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"92437120","content_html":"<p>Copper drug restores memory and clears toxic Alzheimer's proteins, preclinical study finds</p><p><a href=\"https://scienceaim.com/copper-drug-restores-memory-and-clears-toxic-alzheimers-proteins-preclinical-study-finds/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">scienceaim.com/copper-drug-res</span><span class=\"invisible\">tores-memory-and-clears-toxic-alzheimers-proteins-preclinical-study-finds/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116772107549994923","date_published":"2026-06-18T16:42:37+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"16:42","date_timestamp":1781800957,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92436321","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'Our Distance' by Comeback Kid</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/Comeback+Kid/_/Our+Distance\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">last.fm/music/Comeback+Kid/_/O</span><span class=\"invisible\">ur+Distance</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116772027842352805","date_published":"2026-06-18T16:22:21+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"16:22","date_timestamp":1781799741,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92436256","content_html":"<p>Every Time I Die - Hot Damn!</p><p>I've found an album for you... Hot Damn! by Every Time I Die 🤩 Listen now on <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Deezer\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Deezer</span></a> </p><p><a href=\"https://link.deezer.com/s/33ABDxnOsOmNROxngEOdt\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">link.deezer.com/s/33ABDxnOsOmN</span><span class=\"invisible\">ROxngEOdt</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116772023585302684","date_published":"2026-06-18T16:21:16+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"16:21","date_timestamp":1781799676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92434056","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'Savior' by Fox Lake</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/Fox+Lake/_/Savior\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>last.fm/music/Fox+Lake/_/Savior</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116771839539850981","date_published":"2026-06-18T15:34:27+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:34","date_timestamp":1781796867,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92430818","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'Right Side of the Bed' by Atreyu</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/Atreyu/_/Right+Side+of+the+Bed\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">last.fm/music/Atreyu/_/Right+S</span><span class=\"invisible\">ide+of+the+Bed</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116771537292666897","date_published":"2026-06-18T14:17:36+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:17","date_timestamp":1781792256,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92430622","content_html":"<p>Atreyu - Right Side Of The Bed</p><p>Listen to Right Side Of The Bed by Atreyu on any major music app using this link 🎧</p><p><a href=\"https://link.deezer.com/s/33AyuEiq5dx8SKazG32Mk\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">link.deezer.com/s/33AyuEiq5dx8</span><span class=\"invisible\">SKazG32Mk</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116771520255832469","date_published":"2026-06-18T14:13:16+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:13","date_timestamp":1781791996,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92424758","content_html":"<p>POPPY - Dying To Forget (Official Music Video)</p><p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=FoedCng--Rs&amp;is=QM8Y6LS8ROlXYxQB\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=FoedCng--R</span><span class=\"invisible\">s&amp;is=QM8Y6LS8ROlXYxQB</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116770937561923841","date_published":"2026-06-18T11:45:04+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"11:45","date_timestamp":1781783104,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92424390","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dillyofapickle.com/profile/senchawizard\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>senchawizard</span></a></span> it is nice and gentle. We needed it. It hasn't rained in almost a week.</p><p>I hope you stay safe!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116770905270795721","date_published":"2026-06-18T11:36:52+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"11:36","date_timestamp":1781782612,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92424020","content_html":"<p>It finally rained! 🌧️ 🙏</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116770871937020948","date_published":"2026-06-18T11:28:23+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"11:28","date_timestamp":1781782103,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92424013","content_html":"<p>Good morning. ☕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116770871013662386","date_published":"2026-06-18T11:28:09+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"11:28","date_timestamp":1781782089,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92370879","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.djghettoredneck.com/@djghettoredneck\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>djghettoredneck</span></a></span> that's a good one!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116766584604788171","date_published":"2026-06-17T17:18:04+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 17:18","date_timestamp":1781716684,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92367027","content_html":"<p>Hey at least they have healthcare at home for their new diabetes.</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://dmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/116/766/311/942/096/956/original/23db4d80a891f371.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116766312947515341","date_published":"2026-06-17T16:08:58+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 16:08","date_timestamp":1781712538,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92361940","content_html":"<p>A Spider That Disguises Itself as the Fungus That Kills Spiders</p><p><a href=\"https://hermez.prose.sh/spider-disguises-as-fungus-cordyceps-taczanowskia-waska\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">hermez.prose.sh/spider-disguis</span><span class=\"invisible\">es-as-fungus-cordyceps-taczanowskia-waska</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116765968056428778","date_published":"2026-06-17T14:41:16+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 14:41","date_timestamp":1781707276,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92360262","content_html":"<p>Vertical Farming Raised Billions. Most of It Is Gone.</p><p><a href=\"https://hermez.prose.sh/the-rise-of-vertical-farming-and-global-food-security\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">hermez.prose.sh/the-rise-of-ve</span><span class=\"invisible\">rtical-farming-and-global-food-security</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116765835833376404","date_published":"2026-06-17T14:07:38+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 14:07","date_timestamp":1781705258,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92356866","content_html":"<p>I picked up my wife and stepdaughter from the airport last night. They had a great time on their European cruise. It's wonderful to have them home.</p><p>This Saturday we are having a grad party for our twin daughters who just graduated high school. </p><p>June has been so crazy busy that my head is still spinning. I'm looking forward to a much less busy July.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116765620279188472","date_published":"2026-06-17T13:12:49+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 13:12","date_timestamp":1781701969,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92356684","content_html":"<p>Good morning. ☕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116765600418276944","date_published":"2026-06-17T13:07:46+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 13:07","date_timestamp":1781701666,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92324243","content_html":"<p>This guy is my favorite person on the Internet right now. 😂 What a wholesome interaction.</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://dmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/116/762/409/886/950/613/original/665d0b8ee173a76c.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762411815043421","date_published":"2026-06-16T23:36:52+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 23:36","date_timestamp":1781653012,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92324115","content_html":"<p>Whoever was in charge of picking where the foreign national teams would be staying in the US, they did a bang up job. Mexico too. South Koreans are having a fucking blast down there. </p><p>I envision many Mexican-Korean babies being born next year. 😂</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762399088372841","date_published":"2026-06-16T23:33:38+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 23:33","date_timestamp":1781652818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92324024","content_html":"<p>I don't even care about the soccer, I just want to see cultures collide in wonderful explosions of joy.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762386806127919","date_published":"2026-06-16T23:30:30+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 23:30","date_timestamp":1781652630,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92323948","content_html":"<p>On my other social media I'm seeing lots of wonderful photos and videos of foreigners visiting America for the World Cup and absolutely loving it. Many people pleasantly surprised that Americans are so kind, warm, and welcoming. It's making me feel more pride in my country than any parade or flag could.</p><p>I want them all to know that most of us are like this. We are good people, we are just under bad management right now, and the worst of us seem to be the loudest.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762378470374905","date_published":"2026-06-16T23:28:23+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 23:28","date_timestamp":1781652503,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92321921","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'No Weapon Formed Shall Prosper' by Eidola</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/Eidola/_/No+Weapon+Formed+Shall+Prosper\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">last.fm/music/Eidola/_/No+Weap</span><span class=\"invisible\">on+Formed+Shall+Prosper</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762228049035979","date_published":"2026-06-16T22:50:08+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 22:50","date_timestamp":1781650208,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92320407","content_html":"<p>With the Scots in town for the world cup, Boston bars are running out of beer. 😂</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762104618651080","date_published":"2026-06-16T22:18:44+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 22:18","date_timestamp":1781648324,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92318949","content_html":"<p>Man, I love terminal.shop.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F762%2F017%2F621%2F298%2F224%2Foriginal%2Ff86fac5bbe98346d.jpeg\" alt=\"My Sea++ terminal.shop coffee from my \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116762020851784921","date_published":"2026-06-16T21:57:26+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 21:57","date_timestamp":1781647046,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92307609","content_html":"<p>Virginia leaders reach marijuana compromise; retail sales to begin July 1, 2027</p><p><a href=\"https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/virginia-retail-marijuana-update-june-16-2026\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">wtvr.com/news/local-news/virgi</span><span class=\"invisible\">nia-retail-marijuana-update-june-16-2026</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116761309773841762","date_published":"2026-06-16T18:56:36+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 18:56","date_timestamp":1781636196,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92292459","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'I'll See You When the Night Comes' by breakk.away</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/breakk.away/_/I%27ll+See+You+When+the+Night+Comes\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">last.fm/music/breakk.away/_/I%</span><span class=\"invisible\">27ll+See+You+When+the+Night+Comes</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116760381963844961","date_published":"2026-06-16T15:00:39+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 15:00","date_timestamp":1781622039,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92292168","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://twit.social/@richardgunther\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richardgunther</span></a></span> yeah I forgot 🤣</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116760366538750554","date_published":"2026-06-16T14:56:43+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 14:56","date_timestamp":1781621803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92290561","content_html":"<p>Good morning. ☕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116760277831346254","date_published":"2026-06-16T14:34:10+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 14:34","date_timestamp":1781620450,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92258474","content_html":"<p>Took my daughter and her girlfriend to see Disclosure Day. I really liked it. It was fun, interesting, and makes you think a little bit. Emily Blunt turned in a fantastic performance!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116757204392536869","date_published":"2026-06-16T01:32:33+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 01:32","date_timestamp":1781573553,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92216356","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@phf\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phf</span></a></span> almost certainly</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116754287348477146","date_published":"2026-06-15T13:10:42+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 13:10","date_timestamp":1781529042,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92172472","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.djghettoredneck.com/@djghettoredneck\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>djghettoredneck</span></a></span> Yeah I'm not going to drag her down there in this state. She'll be miserable.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116749730652795493","date_published":"2026-06-14T17:51:53+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 17:51","date_timestamp":1781459513,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92163231","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jaykass</span></a></span> Me too! It was fun but I wish it wasn't two days. We got home at 1:30 and we are both dragging ass today.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116748925700898082","date_published":"2026-06-14T14:27:10+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 14:27","date_timestamp":1781447230,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92047067","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jcarbaugh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcarbaugh</span></a></span> Yeah definitely!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116737755472240517","date_published":"2026-06-12T15:06:26+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 15:06","date_timestamp":1781276786,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92046951","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jcarbaugh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcarbaugh</span></a></span> it's...different. 🤷</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116737748116525264","date_published":"2026-06-12T15:04:34+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 15:04","date_timestamp":1781276674,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92036070","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://urusai.social/@mdmrn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mdmrn</span></a></span> You too!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116737005935726797","date_published":"2026-06-12T11:55:49+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 11:55","date_timestamp":1781265349,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91904101","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://urusai.social/@mdmrn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mdmrn</span></a></span> lucid dreaming is cool af</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116726236202665803","date_published":"2026-06-10T14:16:56+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-10 14:16","date_timestamp":1781101016,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91827423","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tecnfy.com/@andy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andy</span></a></span> yeah I started yesterday. So far so good! How are you?</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116720218610138283","date_published":"2026-06-09T12:46:35+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 12:46","date_timestamp":1781009195,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91798294","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://void.lgbt/users/bachimusprime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bachimusprime</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@thejacenallen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>thejacenallen</span></a></span> the Federal government is just one of many factors that can make or break a country and the people living there.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116717465388937793","date_published":"2026-06-09T01:06:24+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 01:06","date_timestamp":1780967184,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91785719","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://void.lgbt/users/bachimusprime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bachimusprime</span></a></span> I'm not going to claim to understand everyone's individual situation, but I imagine for some people getting away from the cartel means having to leave the country.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116716888195158511","date_published":"2026-06-08T22:39:37+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 22:39","date_timestamp":1780958377,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91785142","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://void.lgbt/users/bachimusprime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bachimusprime</span></a></span> the cartel violence is REALLY bad in some places</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116716808092607719","date_published":"2026-06-08T22:19:14+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 22:19","date_timestamp":1780957154,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91754279","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://jawns.club/@vees\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vees</span></a></span> it is a really great museum! I love Baltimore.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116714622669382653","date_published":"2026-06-08T13:03:27+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 13:03","date_timestamp":1780923807,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91749919","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hellions.cloud/@dannotdaniel\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dannotdaniel</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@pixelpusher220\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>pixelpusher220</span></a></span> he was supposed to attend the basketball game.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116714268320291741","date_published":"2026-06-08T11:33:20+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 11:33","date_timestamp":1780918400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91729113","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.games/@mdmrn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mdmrn</span></a></span> It was!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116711835401766786","date_published":"2026-06-08T01:14:37+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 01:14","date_timestamp":1780881277,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91697569","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@StefanLeppert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>StefanLeppert</span></a></span> yeah I've heard of Ren. Amazing musician. The music isn't really my thing, but he's incredibly talented.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116708883920171581","date_published":"2026-06-07T12:44:01+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 12:44","date_timestamp":1780836241,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91649359","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@micahilbery\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>micahilbery</span></a></span> STOP I'M ALREADY EMOTIONAL ENOUGH ABOUT THIS</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116703509958687699","date_published":"2026-06-06T13:57:21+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 13:57","date_timestamp":1780754241,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91649024","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sfba.social/@patmikemid\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>patmikemid</span></a></span> I saw that they were doing really well. The school seems wonderful. Everyone we met who was representing the university was extremely kind and helpful.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116703481356104631","date_published":"2026-06-06T13:50:04+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 13:50","date_timestamp":1780753804,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87927117","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F376%2F065%2F273%2F279%2F697%2Foriginal%2F1cdf9fecd1f8e9d3.jpg\" alt=\"It's me snorkeling\" loading=\"lazy\"></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F376%2F065%2F372%2F020%2F570%2Foriginal%2F878f5c68250e9ad1.jpg\" alt=\"A nighttime view of west Maui resorts from our balcony\" loading=\"lazy\"></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F376%2F065%2F471%2F375%2F016%2Foriginal%2Fb59bddebe29770bc.jpg\" alt=\"A nighttime view of the west Maui beach resorts from an overlook in our hotel\" loading=\"lazy\"></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F376%2F065%2F542%2F192%2F928%2Foriginal%2F978c8fe5c76713b8.jpg\" alt=\"My wife and I standing in front of a purple Aloha neon sign\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116376072257605194","date_published":"2026-04-09T18:05:38+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 18:05","date_timestamp":1775757938,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"78703574","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://dmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/115/610/280/592/001/604/original/dd4301e8c117b626.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/115610280721157527","date_published":"2025-11-25T12:14:46+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-25 12:14","date_timestamp":1764072886,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"64937438","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@ElleGray\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ElleGray</span></a></span> these Legos are getting ridiculously realistic.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/114547375043309683","date_published":"2025-05-21T19:03:53+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-21 19:03","date_timestamp":1747854233,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"64684602","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@RickiTarr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>RickiTarr</span></a></span> either way there's going to be blood.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/114528942323591816","date_published":"2025-05-18T12:56:12+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-18 12:56","date_timestamp":1747572972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"62129412","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@urlyman\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>urlyman</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.green/@joakimfors\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joakimfors</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Hierarchy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Hierarchy</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@_elena\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>_elena</span></a></span> if you want to remove yourself from everything that's owned/founded/funded/developed by douchebags, you'll have to build your own commune on the moon. Everything here is tainted.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/114330760093837239","date_published":"2025-04-13T12:55:51+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F423%2F669%2F136%2F029%2F020%2Foriginal%2F3b4ae5e8f75300fd.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-13 12:55","date_timestamp":1744548951,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}