{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - jcrabapple","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jcrabapple@dmv.community","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"624316","username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community","bio":"Elder Millennial. Husband. Father of 4. Dog owner. IT Professional. Tech enthusiast. CSS tinkerer. Music lover. Huge Sleep Token and Bilmuri fan.\n\nNon-practicing white person.\n\nGrew up in MD. Lived in and around Baltimore for a long time. Currently living in VA with my wife, 3 youngest daughters, and our 2 dogs.\n\nhttps://jcrabapple.com\n\nAdmin of:https://DMV.Community (Mastodon)","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":12,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"93679445","content_html":"<p>🚆☀️ Swiss startup Sun-Ways installed solar panels BETWEEN the rails of an active train track - and 11,000+ trains have rolled over them with zero safety incidents.</p><p>The 100-meter pilot in Buttes (canton Neuchâtel) uses 48 panels producing ~16,000 kWh/year. A custom machine lays panels at 300m/hour. The whole system is removable in ~10 minutes per 6-meter module for track maintenance.</p><p>Switzerland's 5,300 km rail network could theoretically host 2.5 million panels generating 1 billion kWh/year - about 2% of the country's electricity.</p><p>France (SNCF), Italy (RFI), South Korea, and Japan are all watching the 3-year trial, which runs through April 2028.</p><p>The big open question: does it make economic sense at scale vs rooftop solar? Snow, ice, cleaning, and maintenance costs in Alpine conditions are still unquantified.</p><p>Still in pilot phase - no national rail network has adopted track-integrated solar commercially yet.</p><p><a href=\"https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/emissions-reduction/solar-energy-from-railways-shows-first-positive-results-in-switzerland/91628036\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">swissinfo.ch/eng/emissions-red</span><span class=\"invisible\">uction/solar-energy-from-railways-shows-first-positive-results-in-switzerland/91628036</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/solar\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>solar</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/trains\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>trains</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/switzerland\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>switzerland</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116887346510603730","date_published":"2026-07-09T01:09:24+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"01:09","date_timestamp":1783559364,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93679017","content_html":"<p>We came in 4th at trivia tonight! We were tied for 3rd and then overestimated how tall the Washington Monument is by about 50ft. It's 555ft tall. The other team underestimated by about 300ft, but it was Price Is Right rules so we lost.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116887275782996927","date_published":"2026-07-09T00:51:25+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"00:51","date_timestamp":1783558285,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93653082","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Kierkegaanks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Kierkegaanks</span></a></span> it has all been good.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116885085387145819","date_published":"2026-07-08T15:34:22+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:34","date_timestamp":1783524862,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93652654","content_html":"<p>The House of the Dragon writers and actors are absolutely killing it this season. Emma D'Arcy and Olivia Cooke are turning in career changing performances, and the writers are giving them so much great dialog. If you haven't tuned in to season 3 yet, I suggest you do.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116885042484841478","date_published":"2026-07-08T15:23:27+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:23","date_timestamp":1783524207,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93650138","content_html":"<p>🎶 jcrabapple just liked a song on Last.FM! ♥️</p><p>'The Sword That Never Bends' by Imminence</p><p><a href=\"https://www.last.fm/music/Imminence/_/The+Sword+That+Never+Bends\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">last.fm/music/Imminence/_/The+</span><span class=\"invisible\">Sword+That+Never+Bends</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/LastFM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LastFM</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Music\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Music</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/NowPlaying\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NowPlaying</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116884834016109066","date_published":"2026-07-08T14:30:26+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:30","date_timestamp":1783521026,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93649865","content_html":"<p>Future Palace - Tidal Waves</p><p>I've found an album for you... Tidal Waves by Future Palace 🤩 Listen now on <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Deezer\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Deezer</span></a></p><p><a href=\"https://link.deezer.com/s/33LXwvpajEHW3Ury08lhy\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">link.deezer.com/s/33LXwvpajEHW</span><span class=\"invisible\">3Ury08lhy</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116884806185204689","date_published":"2026-07-08T14:23:22+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:23","date_timestamp":1783520602,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93649002","content_html":"<p>🦕 Diplodocus could crack its tail faster than the speed of sound.</p><p>That 80-vertebra whip-like tail made up over half the animal's total body length. In 2001, paleontologist Nathan Myhrvold and Philip Currie modeled the physics and found the tail tip could actually break the sound barrier, producing a small sonic boom.</p><p>The tail likely served as a defense against predators like Allosaurus. Imagine a 26-meter-long dinosaur with a built-in supersonic whip. The crack would have been loud enough to deter most attackers, or at least make them think twice.</p><p>This also helps explain why Diplodocus had those strange \"double beam\" bones under its tail - they're what gave the dinosaur its name (Greek for \"double beam\") and likely provided structural support for the stresses of cracking.</p><p>Source: <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodocus\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplodoc</span><span class=\"invisible\">us</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/dinosaurs\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>dinosaurs</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/paleontology\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>paleontology</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/science\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>science</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116884740223827087","date_published":"2026-07-08T14:06:35+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:06","date_timestamp":1783519595,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93643676","content_html":"<p>The Poppy concert was a lot of fun! She and her band put on an amazing show!</p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F884%2F273%2F387%2F091%2F603%2Foriginal%2F2244a0a278ad0c9d.jpg\" alt=\"Close-up of Poppy at the mic\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F884%2F273%2F418%2F932%2F973%2Foriginal%2F3fdd9f5418b6ffea.jpeg\" alt=\"Wide shot of Poppy's pink and purple stage lights\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F884%2F273%2F441%2F300%2F020%2Foriginal%2F85af4ae2fa5d27d3.jpg\" alt=\"Poppy on stage at the mic, drenched in blue light\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F884%2F273%2F474%2F131%2F966%2Foriginal%2F2c4a53680a38bd9d.jpg\" alt=\"Poppy dancing on stage while holding the mic stand, drenched in blue and white lights\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116884283109856321","date_published":"2026-07-08T12:10:20+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-08 12:10","date_timestamp":1783512620,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93642916","content_html":"<p>Good morning. ☕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116884215831092112","date_published":"2026-07-08T11:53:14+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-08 11:53","date_timestamp":1783511594,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93587454","content_html":"<p>🧬 For 150 years, lichens were biology's textbook example of symbiosis: a fungus plus an alga, working together. Simple, elegant, settled science.</p><p>Except it wasn't. In 2016, genetic sequencing revealed a third partner hiding in plain sight - a basidiomycete yeast embedded in the lichen's outer cortex. Scientists had been looking at it through microscopes for over a century and assumed it was part of the host fungus.</p><p>This explains a mystery that frustrated mycologists for decades: why they could never grow a lichen in the lab from just the \"known\" two partners. The cultures always failed to develop the right shape or chemistry. The recipe was missing an ingredient.</p><p>The yeast's abundance correlates with variations in lichen body plans, suggesting it helps sculpt the very forms taxonomists had been cataloguing all along.</p><p>Source: Spribille et al. (2016), Science - <a href=\"https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.aaf8287\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">science.org/doi/10.1126/scienc</span><span class=\"invisible\">e.aaf8287</span></a></p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/science\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>science</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/biology\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>biology</span></a> <a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/nature\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>nature</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116879074851362144","date_published":"2026-07-07T14:05:48+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 14:05","date_timestamp":1783433148,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93582126","content_html":"<p>Light-controlled disruption of cancer cell dormancy via photoswitchable stress hormone receptor degraders | PNAS</p><p>Scientists found a way to awaken cancer cells that hide from chemotherapy.</p><p><a href=\"https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2528760123\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2528</span><span class=\"invisible\">760123</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116878624247819656","date_published":"2026-07-07T12:11:13+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 12:11","date_timestamp":1783426273,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93580216","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zpravobot.news/@Rainmaker1973\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Rainmaker1973</span></a></span> straight off of a 90s highschool notebook cover.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116878420973441193","date_published":"2026-07-07T11:19:31+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 11:19","date_timestamp":1783423171,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93579695","content_html":"<p>Good morning! ☕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116878402322909109","date_published":"2026-07-07T11:14:47+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 11:14","date_timestamp":1783422887,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93579346","content_html":"<p>List of blog aggregators - bstn.info</p><p><a href=\"https://bstn.info/list-of-blog-aggregators\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bstn.info/list-of-blog-aggrega</span><span class=\"invisible\">tors</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116878368071820212","date_published":"2026-07-07T11:06:04+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 11:06","date_timestamp":1783422364,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93558750","content_html":"<p>It's time to restore balance to the Supreme Court | People For</p><p><a href=\"https://www.peoplefor.org/its-time-restore-balance-supreme-court\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">peoplefor.org/its-time-restore</span><span class=\"invisible\">-balance-supreme-court</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116876275093516298","date_published":"2026-07-07T02:13:48+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 02:13","date_timestamp":1783390428,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93557951","content_html":"<p>Spanish households save €10 a month thanks to renewables expansion, report finds | Spain | The Guardian</p><p><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/16/spanish-households-save-renewables-expansion-electricity-gas-prices-iran-war\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">theguardian.com/world/2026/jun</span><span class=\"invisible\">/16/spanish-households-save-renewables-expansion-electricity-gas-prices-iran-war</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116876198139799615","date_published":"2026-07-07T01:54:13+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 01:54","date_timestamp":1783389253,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93557070","content_html":"<p>House of the Dragon season 3 is SO GOOD.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116876056385572887","date_published":"2026-07-07T01:18:10+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 01:18","date_timestamp":1783387090,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93556313","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.coffee/@TidalFlats\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TidalFlats</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mattsheffield\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mattsheffield</span></a></span> 😂</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116875922962533227","date_published":"2026-07-07T00:44:14+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 00:44","date_timestamp":1783385054,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93555032","content_html":"<p>Star Wars: Visions Presents - The Ninth Jedi | Official Trailer | August...</p><p>I'm very excited for this.</p><p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=6nUStmkGRec&amp;is=Fuh7hChuVyEeGCgE\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=6nUStmkGRe</span><span class=\"invisible\">c&amp;is=Fuh7hChuVyEeGCgE</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875719343942957","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:52:27+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:52","date_timestamp":1783381947,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93554971","content_html":"<p>Imminence - The Sword That Never Bends (Official Music Video)</p><p>This band just gets better and better. </p><p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=7b-VTfpGFUQ&amp;is=paKOZG7yO-siNVAu\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=7b-VTfpGFU</span><span class=\"invisible\">Q&amp;is=paKOZG7yO-siNVAu</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875707483996788","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:49:27+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:49","date_timestamp":1783381767,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93554914","content_html":"<p>Royal Coda - Of The Mortal Self (Official Video)</p><p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=UxcoBXDvBFc&amp;is=SklY3KfC2ynOXGHh\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=UxcoBXDvBF</span><span class=\"invisible\">c&amp;is=SklY3KfC2ynOXGHh</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875697772042667","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:46:58+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:46","date_timestamp":1783381618,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93554900","content_html":"<p>The Barbarians of California - \"The Gnarlycore Class\" - (Official Music ... 🤘</p><p><a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=JaHCpBMqgEY&amp;is=4aOeU2SQfZy7hDxm\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=JaHCpBMqgE</span><span class=\"invisible\">Y&amp;is=4aOeU2SQfZy7hDxm</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875696013927654","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:46:32+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:46","date_timestamp":1783381592,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93554847","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/Dadcore\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Dadcore</span></a></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://dmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/116/875/688/510/476/380/original/29b187f36cce02a1.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875689876896342","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:44:58+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:44","date_timestamp":1783381498,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93554276","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://troet.cafe/@stiefel_fan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>stiefel_fan</span></a></span> that's what I'm saying... 😂</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116875597857205830","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:21:34+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:21","date_timestamp":1783380094,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93553705","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://vis.social/@artcollisions\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>artcollisions</span></a></span> No it's alleged according to a reporter.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116875534681928714","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:05:30+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:05","date_timestamp":1783379130,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93553585","content_html":"<p>Apparently Mitch McConnell is brain dead. How could they tell?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116875522925270656","date_published":"2026-07-06T23:02:30+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 23:02","date_timestamp":1783378950,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93545522","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodonapp.uk/@trechnex\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>trechnex</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fosstodon.org/@DrHyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DrHyde</span></a></span> wtf have you done lol</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116874820055036505","date_published":"2026-07-06T20:03:45+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 20:03","date_timestamp":1783368225,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93544353","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@samerfarha\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>samerfarha</span></a></span> yeah there are other benefits like that as well!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116874731775735178","date_published":"2026-07-06T19:41:18+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 19:41","date_timestamp":1783366878,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93544162","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fosstodon.org/@DrHyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DrHyde</span></a></span> wow I'll have to look that up!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116874729677684884","date_published":"2026-07-06T19:40:46+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 19:40","date_timestamp":1783366846,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93541631","content_html":"<p>A new type of electrically driven artificial muscle fiber | MIT News | Massachusetts Institute of Technology</p><p><a href=\"https://news.mit.edu/2026/new-type-electrically-driven-artificial-muscle-fiber-0409\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">news.mit.edu/2026/new-type-ele</span><span class=\"invisible\">ctrically-driven-artificial-muscle-fiber-0409</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116874535325395745","date_published":"2026-07-06T18:51:21+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 18:51","date_timestamp":1783363881,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93540966","content_html":"<p>Georgia school district settles lawsuit with teacher over Charlie Kirk post</p><p><a href=\"https://www.ajc.com/education/2026/07/ga-teacher-gets-nearly-300k-in-settlement-over-charlie-kirk-social-media-post/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">ajc.com/education/2026/07/ga-t</span><span class=\"invisible\">eacher-gets-nearly-300k-in-settlement-over-charlie-kirk-social-media-post/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116874502301263902","date_published":"2026-07-06T18:42:57+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 18:42","date_timestamp":1783363377,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93540430","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://dmv.community/tags/FuckTrump\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>FuckTrump</span></a></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://dmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/116/874/463/775/174/892/original/5810915d208ddb37.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116874465323871866","date_published":"2026-07-06T18:33:33+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 18:33","date_timestamp":1783362813,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93540029","content_html":"<p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdmvcommunitymedia.b-cdn.net%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F874%2F426%2F856%2F358%2F239%2Foriginal%2Ffa9387f9f563b605.png\" alt=\"A coyote leaps through tall grass against a blue sky. Text above reads: \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116874426881540199","date_published":"2026-07-06T18:23:46+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 18:23","date_timestamp":1783362226,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93539848","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://oldbytes.space/@c64whiz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>c64whiz</span></a></span> feelsgoodman.jpg</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116874404954917252","date_published":"2026-07-06T18:18:12+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 18:18","date_timestamp":1783361892,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93537473","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@APBBlue\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>APBBlue</span></a></span> oh yeah definitely 😆</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116874179368148958","date_published":"2026-07-06T17:20:49+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 17:20","date_timestamp":1783358449,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93534194","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@proseandpassion\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>proseandpassion</span></a></span> There's actually been some exciting work since Towe (1973).</p><p>The biggest update: Schoenemann (2021) discovered that phacopid schizochroal eyes weren't just double-lens systems. Each large lens housed ~6 small sub-ommatidia underneath, forming a miniature compound eye. A single phacopid eye could contain ~200 of these, making it a \"hyper-compound eye\" with no modern analog. <a href=\"https://doi.org/10.1038/s41598-021-98740-z\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">doi.org/10.1038/s41598-021-987</span><span class=\"invisible\">40-z</span></a></p><p>Lee et al. (2007) also confirmed the doublet hypothesis using high-res imaging. The lower lens unit was originally magnesium-rich calcite, creating the refractive index difference needed for spherical aberration correction. First direct chemical evidence for what Clarkson and Levi-Setti proposed back in the 70s. <a href=\"https://palass.org/publications/palaeontology-journal/archive/50/5/article_pp1031-1037\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">palass.org/publications/palaeo</span><span class=\"invisible\">ntology-journal/archive/50/5/article_pp1031-1037</span></a></p><p>And Schoenemann (2025) just published a comprehensive review covering all three eye types and the hyper-compound eye discovery if you want a deeper dive. <a href=\"https://www.mdpi.com/2813-3323/3/1/3\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">mdpi.com/2813-3323/3/1/3</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116873936921214929","date_published":"2026-07-06T16:19:10+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 16:19","date_timestamp":1783354750,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93533974","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://glammr.us/@fskornia\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fskornia</span></a></span> Exactly there are so many benefits to these options when you dig in and consider the possibilities.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116873916199822511","date_published":"2026-07-06T16:13:54+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 16:13","date_timestamp":1783354434,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93495007","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@famousblueben\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>famousblueben</span></a></span> they've been up and close and personal with each other's twigs and berries from the beginning!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116869590885024486","date_published":"2026-07-05T21:53:55+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 21:53","date_timestamp":1783288435,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93483932","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@waltertross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>waltertross</span></a></span> one of the crazier stories I've come across.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116868553014599376","date_published":"2026-07-05T17:29:58+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 17:29","date_timestamp":1783272598,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93474676","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wandering.shop/@jkirkendall\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jkirkendall</span></a></span> like when he's flipping through the wolves calendar and there's randomly an upside down car. Or when he thinks that Patricia thinks that he wants her to sleep with the NYT reporter. Or how much he hates Kathy. 😂</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116867570278723284","date_published":"2026-07-05T13:20:03+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 13:20","date_timestamp":1783257603,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93473635","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.party/@austin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>austin</span></a></span> we were up there in June a few years ago and the visitors center area was still completely covered in snow!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116867449666813317","date_published":"2026-07-05T12:49:22+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 12:49","date_timestamp":1783255762,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93473440","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wandering.shop/@jkirkendall\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jkirkendall</span></a></span> you haven't found it hilarious??</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116867418596613822","date_published":"2026-07-05T12:41:28+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 12:41","date_timestamp":1783255288,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93473308","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mountains.social/@bergmeister\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bergmeister</span></a></span> incredible!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116867397460195890","date_published":"2026-07-05T12:36:06+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 12:36","date_timestamp":1783254966,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93451195","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://urusai.social/@mdmrn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mdmrn</span></a></span> I bet that was fun!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116864381241275430","date_published":"2026-07-04T23:49:02+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 23:49","date_timestamp":1783208942,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93450810","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://urusai.social/@mdmrn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mdmrn</span></a></span> Yeah I'm excited! And it's a pretty small venue which I love.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116864302774302563","date_published":"2026-07-04T23:29:04+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 23:29","date_timestamp":1783207744,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93447406","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@maique\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>maique</span></a></span> Thanks, we will!</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116863869102029235","date_published":"2026-07-04T21:38:47+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 21:38","date_timestamp":1783201127,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93447156","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@samerfarha\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>samerfarha</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://twit.social/@richardgunther\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richardgunther</span></a></span> Yeah it's pretty quiet out here. We love it.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116863834319100530","date_published":"2026-07-04T21:29:56+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 21:29","date_timestamp":1783200596,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93447108","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@samerfarha\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>samerfarha</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://twit.social/@richardgunther\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richardgunther</span></a></span> nope I'm out in the Shenandoah Valley! Closest mall that has a Uniqlo is Tysons.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116863827599450425","date_published":"2026-07-04T21:28:14+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 21:28","date_timestamp":1783200494,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93446957","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/gavi@bagel.ing\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gavi</span></a></span> desperately, but yeah hopefully it's just some rain and doesn't get too bad.</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116863805651850793","date_published":"2026-07-04T21:22:39+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 21:22","date_timestamp":1783200159,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93446947","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/z428eu@quietmoon.org\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>z428eu</span></a></span> we're ok right now. We'll see how long the power stays on...</p>","url":"https://dmv.community/users/jcrabapple/statuses/116863804274785197","date_published":"2026-07-04T21:22:18+00:00","author":{"name":"jcrabapple","url":"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fcurmudgeon%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F424%2F534%2F456%2F942%2F402%2Foriginal%2F65ec590a1a2ac39e.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jcrabapple@dmv.community"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 21:22","date_timestamp":1783200138,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}