{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Golden Ratboy","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jaykass@mastodon.online","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1484922","username":"jaykass@mastodon.online","bio":"he/him\n\nThe oldest millennial.The oldest Jacob.#GoodAtGoodIdeas.Published author.Public speaker.Award winner.\n\n#ITYSL#RetroGaming#Zelda#49ers\n\nA noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.\n\nAvatar by @makerblock","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"90955813","content_html":"<p>Or maybe I can live in a pineapple under the sea.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116642078140747159","date_published":"2026-05-26T17:34:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:34","date_timestamp":1779816866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90955451","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://awaymessage.club/@myherozero\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>myherozero</span></a></span> I am aware of 1, I think it was a 10 year. At this point, there may have been a 25 year and I don’t recall if I was made aware or not. Clearly not important to me. I have little interest in attending a reunion.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116642058385522309","date_published":"2026-05-26T17:29:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:29","date_timestamp":1779816564,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90954015","content_html":"<p>This is a stinky toot</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116641978824091250","date_published":"2026-05-26T17:09:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:09","date_timestamp":1779815350,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90946568","content_html":"<p>The rent is too damn high guy endorsed Trump in 2016. I can’t find if he endorsed him subsequently or not. What a true disappointment.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116641490555072614","date_published":"2026-05-26T15:05:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:05","date_timestamp":1779807900,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90946227","content_html":"<p>Do the Amish have a need for data analysis?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116641472715589689","date_published":"2026-05-26T15:00:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden 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Lisa is just mean to Screech while he adores her.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116635867288091206","date_published":"2026-05-25T15:14:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 15:14","date_timestamp":1779722096,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90880482","content_html":"<p>Gods dang it, <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CrittyCat\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CrittyCat</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116635786455156547","date_published":"2026-05-25T14:54:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 14:54","date_timestamp":1779720862,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90879804","content_html":"<p>I am king dork</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116635713881144857","date_published":"2026-05-25T14:35:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 14:35","date_timestamp":1779719755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90861388","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@FERS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>FERS</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@APBBlue\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>APBBlue</span></a></span> <br>I do now</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116633614483327892","date_published":"2026-05-25T05:42:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 05:42","date_timestamp":1779687721,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90856804","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@makerblock\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>makerblock</span></a></span> <br>I fill up approximately once per month or maybe every 6 weeks. I primarily drive my son to and from school about 1-1.5 miles away. And that likely changes next school year.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116632928091109171","date_published":"2026-05-25T02:47:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 02:47","date_timestamp":1779677247,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90852564","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@makerblock\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>makerblock</span></a></span> <br>Shit, I haven’t even achieved step 1.</p><p>But also, I didn’t realize Birkenstock guys were Costco guys.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116632445671763825","date_published":"2026-05-25T00:44:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 00:44","date_timestamp":1779669886,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90852526","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F632%2F428%2F066%2F355%2F355%2Foriginal%2F3302b422daab5827.jpeg\" alt=\"A human skull angled into the frame at approximately 45° with glowing red eyes.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116632437899958900","date_published":"2026-05-25T00:42:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 00:42","date_timestamp":1779669767,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90851226","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@makerblock\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>makerblock</span></a></span> <br>I have socks.<br>I do not have cargo shorts.</p><p>Do I need to take it step by step?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116632236438101872","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:51:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:51","date_timestamp":1779666693,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90851195","content_html":"<p>GABBO</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116632232316154323","date_published":"2026-05-24T23:50:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 23:50","date_timestamp":1779666630,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90838481","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.world/@paninid\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>paninid</span></a></span> <br>All. During different years.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116631126466572352","date_published":"2026-05-24T19:09:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 19:09","date_timestamp":1779649756,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90838119","content_html":"<p>Did you know that when you tilt your phone, the iOS home screen reacts by shifting the icons around slightly?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116631083859060462","date_published":"2026-05-24T18:58:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 18:58","date_timestamp":1779649106,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90837011","content_html":"<p>I’m a zookeeper. Stay safe if you’re in the area.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116630942486498188","date_published":"2026-05-24T18:22:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 18:22","date_timestamp":1779646949,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90836348","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://universeodon.com/@liquor_american\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>liquor_american</span></a></span></p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/116/630/866/165/144/430/original/10e33191bf6fd550.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116630867442578077","date_published":"2026-05-24T18:03:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 18:03","date_timestamp":1779645804,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90835987","content_html":"<p>all my apes gone.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116630837896216418","date_published":"2026-05-24T17:55:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden 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Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 00:07","date_timestamp":1779581261,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90788670","content_html":"<p>Apparently marking a Gmail security message as not spam that Gmail marked as spam and then deleting it from the inbox is now suspicious activity and causes an account lockout.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116625631089406815","date_published":"2026-05-23T19:51:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden 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Lots of neutral colors everywhere.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116625225600987480","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:08:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:08","date_timestamp":1779559716,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90783849","content_html":"<p>Made it to the Beach Resort episodes of my Saved by the Bell rewatch. AMA</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass/116625219156923269","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:06:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:06","date_timestamp":1779559618,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90782968","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> <br>Is it punk rock to drink water?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116625112548819329","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:39:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden Ratboy","url":"https://mastodon.online/@jaykass","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F111%2F089%2F447%2F656%2F856%2F225%2Foriginal%2Fa07708474b1c378d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"jaykass@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 17:39","date_timestamp":1779557991,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90782733","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@APBBlue\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>APBBlue</span></a></span> <br>TIL there is a new Star Wars movie</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/jaykass/statuses/116625083558282325","date_published":"2026-05-23T17:32:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Golden 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