{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jasper","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/jasper@dystopianpresent.club","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1707894","username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club","bio":"I love cameras, computers, badminton, music, and video games. I hate reading the manual.\n\nCurrent obsessions: taking photos, formula 1, badminton, baseball, blogging\n\nPast obsessions: 3D Printing, mechanical keyboards, cyber-decks, lawn bowls, playing cards, yo-yos, LEGO, Thinkpads, cars, pizza, stationery...\n\n\"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all\"","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"92433482","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> it wouldn't be the internet if we didn't have corporate bootlickers. That's how you know it's switched on!</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116771786016256183","date_published":"2026-06-18T15:20:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 15:20","date_timestamp":1781796051,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92433425","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rl_dane</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> well TIL that date -I isn't cross-platform. How annoying!</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116771780886571756","date_published":"2026-06-18T15:19:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 15:19","date_timestamp":1781795973,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92420176","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> no! I will be a nice person online, and I will make a joke of my own opinionated nature rather than being a jerk about it like I used to be. Stop tempting me  😄</p><p>I am interested in what you use these shorthands for though - I can't think of when I'd use them separately, and there's `date -I` for something like `mysqldump &gt; $(date -I).sql`</p><p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rl_dane</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116770549099367557","date_published":"2026-06-18T10:06:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 10:06","date_timestamp":1781777177,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92419669","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rl_dane</span></a></span> I'm just a grumpy old man - any kind of enforced alignment like that just screams \"hope you never need to add a new line or you need to redo it all!” to me. I just let the text do whatever it's going to do.</p><p>I was only joking though, and I hope it comes across that way. The worst thing about social media is people telling others what to do with their stuff when it doesn't really matter.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116770503554439604","date_published":"2026-06-18T09:54:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 09:54","date_timestamp":1781776482,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92418423","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rl_dane</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> normally I'm a live-and-let-live kind of person; it's your terminal, do what you want. But that alignment should be illegal.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116770373061691791","date_published":"2026-06-18T09:21:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 09:21","date_timestamp":1781774491,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92393133","content_html":"<p>It's a true test to pedants everywhere, having the D in LCD and OLED stand for different things. Both displays, but \"OLED display\" is fine and \"LCD display\" is ILLEGAL 🚨</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116767935155489045","date_published":"2026-06-17T23:01:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 23:01","date_timestamp":1781737291,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92351115","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://turtleisland.social/@dillyd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dillyd</span></a></span> oooh you're in Wales?! Are you going to meet up with <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@aegir\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aegir</span></a></span>???</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116765175227792977","date_published":"2026-06-17T11:19:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 11:19","date_timestamp":1781695178,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92351097","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ericafustero\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ericafustero</span></a></span> last time I did mine was two years ago. I hate updating it - always feels like I just need to rip everything out and start again, but I don't WANT to do that. It takes ages! But adding to it doesn't have any cohesion and feels really obvious. But removing it entirely removes a showcase of some of my favourite photos.</p><p>So I'll just complain about it occasionally.</p><p>Good luck with yours! 😄</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116765173499403659","date_published":"2026-06-17T11:19:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 11:19","date_timestamp":1781695152,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92339422","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thecanadian.social/@Cliff538\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Cliff538</span></a></span> very nice. Well frozen and not an easy lighting situation!</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116764062501415276","date_published":"2026-06-17T06:36:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 06:36","date_timestamp":1781678199,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92289933","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> Gumtree does it too, and I've disabled notifications entirely because of it.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116760239439950247","date_published":"2026-06-16T14:24:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 14:24","date_timestamp":1781619864,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92276073","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@markwyner\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>markwyner</span></a></span> oh that's a good one. I love jokes like that.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116759161175181856","date_published":"2026-06-16T09:50:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 09:50","date_timestamp":1781603411,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92246951","content_html":"<p>Just noticed, 500 consecutive pictures. Not bad going. I hesitate to call this a body of work, but I get a huge amount of satisfaction scrolling back through it.</p><p>167 words · 5 images</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/some-birds\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/some-</span><span class=\"invisible\">birds</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116756241064117100","date_published":"2026-06-15T21:27:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 21:27","date_timestamp":1781558854,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92216934","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> honestly don't feel like it's affected my ability to enjoy the series. Nice little easter egg that's been hiding in plain sight this whole time!</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116754334354003931","date_published":"2026-06-15T13:22:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 13:22","date_timestamp":1781529760,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92216157","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://fosstodon.org/@edphones\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>edphones</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> oh you like Over/Under do you? Name 5 interviewees! Poser.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116754265133414283","date_published":"2026-06-15T13:05:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 13:05","date_timestamp":1781528703,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92216089","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://lazybear.social/@hyde\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hyde</span></a></span> in Ed's defence, I hadn't noticed the Edible Thing pattern, and I've been reading since Florian's.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116754258511923754","date_published":"2026-06-15T13:03:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 13:03","date_timestamp":1781528602,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92180688","content_html":"<p>Think I'm going to need to quit gaming because I just had to use a continue to get past the Chemical Plant Zone boss in Sonic 2.</p><p>I have been playing Sonic 2 for thirty years. I think I figured out why I can't do Elden Ring.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116750464502483123","date_published":"2026-06-14T20:58:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 20:58","date_timestamp":1781470710,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92171958","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> ah we're not allowed F1 TV over here because of Murdoch.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116749669629745893","date_published":"2026-06-14T17:36:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 17:36","date_timestamp":1781458581,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92170062","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> we don't get Montoya over here. Brundle, Rosberg, DC, Jolyon. Utter shit. I love Bernie Collins but they never let her speak.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116749512927999279","date_published":"2026-06-14T16:56:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 16:56","date_timestamp":1781456190,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92169409","content_html":"<p>However much they pay David Coulthard for his commentary, it's too much.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116749432389840909","date_published":"2026-06-14T16:36:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 16:36","date_timestamp":1781454962,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92119776","content_html":"<p>New post: By the seaside</p><p>139 words · 10 images</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/by-the-seaside\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/by-th</span><span class=\"invisible\">e-seaside</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116744190634999745","date_published":"2026-06-13T18:22:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-13 18:22","date_timestamp":1781374979,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92074075","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://m.ai6yr.org/@firefly\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>firefly</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@aegir\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aegir</span></a></span> I think you have to allow individual quote posts now. To stop the classic quote-shame post.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116739516584364876","date_published":"2026-06-12T22:34:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 22:34","date_timestamp":1781303658,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92073991","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@markwyner\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>markwyner</span></a></span> I'm a magick guy myself. Well actually I'm a convert guy and the last year of trying to remember to write \"magick\" has been a drag.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116739512397692470","date_published":"2026-06-12T22:33:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 22:33","date_timestamp":1781303594,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92073920","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thecanadian.social/@Cliff538\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Cliff538</span></a></span> thanks! Yeah she's done well. Dunno how - never saw her study 😄</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116739507871363572","date_published":"2026-06-12T22:32:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 22:32","date_timestamp":1781303525,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92061731","content_html":"<p>Tabitha received the last of her results from her year 8 assessments.</p><p>34 words · 2 images</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/its-a-celebration\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/its-a</span><span class=\"invisible\">-celebration</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116738723249836630","date_published":"2026-06-12T19:12:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 19:12","date_timestamp":1781291553,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92028170","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@dachande663\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dachande663</span></a></span> aw desktop only. I really want a better phone app with support for searching/other library functions in downloads.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116736309154097139","date_published":"2026-06-12T08:58:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 08:58","date_timestamp":1781254717,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91993675","content_html":"<p>Had a fantastic game of singles this morning. Felt incredible.</p><p>200 words · 1 image</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/dopamine\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/dopam</span><span class=\"invisible\">ine</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116733186054140388","date_published":"2026-06-11T19:44:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-11 19:44","date_timestamp":1781207062,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91855050","content_html":"<p>I know this is a terrible joke and I don't care. Too tired (and also not smart enough) to come up with something better.</p><p>95 words · 3 images</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/accepting-cookies\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/accep</span><span class=\"invisible\">ting-cookies</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116721876475271233","date_published":"2026-06-09T19:48:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 19:48","date_timestamp":1781034492,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91818510","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@aegir\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aegir</span></a></span> yeah that's the current line of thinking is browser plugin/anti-virus/ad-blocker/something. There's a few people experiencing the same issue which is very odd.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116719497873238687","date_published":"2026-06-09T09:43:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 09:43","date_timestamp":1780998197,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91812831","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> it just doesn't seem to be on the server. It's in the client's browser before DNS. I don't even know what on the server could cause that. Connection pool all looks fine.</p><p>IPv6 is enabled - it's Cloudflare -&gt; Lightsail. So weird. Will continue investigating today. At the moment we're thinking client machine resources/antivirus/browser plugin but it's such a sporadic issue. Browsing for us is totally fine at the same time slowness is being reported.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116718940788635454","date_published":"2026-06-09T07:21:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 07:21","date_timestamp":1780989697,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91811421","content_html":"<p>Client reported problems that their site is running interminably slowly. Like up to 20s load times on some URLs. We looked and looked and couldn't find anything. Server resources: normal. Measured response times: max 250ms. Profiled the client's browser and requests are frequently sitting in Stalled for up to 20s before DNS lookup.</p><p>What the actual hell causes this?! Haven't seen anything like this in 20+ years and it's driving me crazy.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116718812371181466","date_published":"2026-06-09T06:48:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 06:48","date_timestamp":1780987737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91703320","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sleepy.cool/@jillian\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jillian</span></a></span> one of my favourite things about the internet is that I have no idea what you're talking about.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116709560121401719","date_published":"2026-06-07T15:35:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 15:35","date_timestamp":1780846559,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91694903","content_html":"<p>Ignoring the ridiculous lineup of new releases this week, to go back to 2004 with Underoath's They're Only Chasing Safety. I love this record, but one track stands out for me.</p><p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hs2BZF-ckc\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>youtube.com/watch?v=_hs2BZF-ckc</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116708582855087075","date_published":"2026-06-07T11:27:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 11:27","date_timestamp":1780831647,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91659848","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mijndert</span></a></span> who would even want a fundamentally consistent experience, with minimal bloat, across all their software?! Load me up with Electron and other poorly-optimised crap so I can really waste my day on pointless waiting!</p><p>90% of my workday is between CLIs and web apps. If there's an Electron app, I use the web app.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116704515704030429","date_published":"2026-06-06T18:13:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 18:13","date_timestamp":1780769587,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91636955","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@florianziegler\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>florianziegler</span></a></span> fair point. I'm so used to looking at glowing rectangles at this point it makes so little difference, the context! At least with a camera it's a little glowing rectangle that makes me happy, rather than irritated (most of the time)!</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116702123114998146","date_published":"2026-06-06T08:04:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 08:04","date_timestamp":1780733079,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91635879","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@florianziegler\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>florianziegler</span></a></span> it's the lack of depth from phone photos I can't tolerate. Everything looks so flat. Luminance in the mids always looks lifeless in pictures I take. Some people are great at it but I just need a proper camera to get results I'm happy with.</p><p>I don't need an OVF any more though. I used to be really strict about it but EVF refresh rates are high now, and I find then quite usable.</p><p>Pretty much always have a camera on me. Ricoh or X100 or maybe something bigger if I can.</p>","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/users/jasper/statuses/116701915876837348","date_published":"2026-06-06T07:11:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-06 07:11","date_timestamp":1780729917,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91605873","content_html":"<p>What a crummy way to find out Anthony Head died. Loved him in Buffy, loved him in Ted Lasso.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116699405964068364","date_published":"2026-06-05T20:33:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 20:33","date_timestamp":1780691619,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91596564","content_html":"<p>TRUMAN IS DIGGING THE HOLE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8KcI_lN97A\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>youtube.com/watch?v=a8KcI_lN97A</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116698833565967185","date_published":"2026-06-05T18:08:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 18:08","date_timestamp":1780682885,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91543027","content_html":"<p>Woke up this morning feeling absolutely horrible; almost unbearably anxious about something.</p><p>149 words · 1 image</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/restoration\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/resto</span><span class=\"invisible\">ration</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116693454316171893","date_published":"2026-06-04T19:20:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 19:20","date_timestamp":1780600804,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91524786","content_html":"<p>Something that's really underrated about photography is how differently you can approach it to other people. I love reading about how other people use their cameras; especially when it's so different to how I use mine. This is a great write-up on black and white JPEG settings on Sony RX100s. And I love the typesetting, too.</p><p><a href=\"https://toot.community/@mijndert/116691574712277038\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">toot.community/@mijndert/11669</span><span class=\"invisible\">1574712277038</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116691606999940777","date_published":"2026-06-04T11:30:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 11:30","date_timestamp":1780572616,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91509458","content_html":"<p>I've been using the Fitbit Air for the last week or so, and it's not bad, but starting a workout just doesn't work? It crashes on the start screen and just stays there. What is the point of an activity tracker where I can't track an activity? I'm so tired of technology, honestly.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116690403244524861","date_published":"2026-06-04T06:24:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 06:24","date_timestamp":1780554248,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91449794","content_html":"<p>My problem with hobbies: a triangle</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fs3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com%2Fdystopianpresent%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F685%2F151%2F657%2F187%2F195%2Foriginal%2Fd8b37d6b5a2c1c26.png\" alt=\"The hobbies triangle\n\nHand-drawn picture of a triangle, at the points: Motivation, Money, Time. In the centre of the triangle: “Pick two”\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116685151881862172","date_published":"2026-06-03T08:08:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-03 08:08","date_timestamp":1780474119,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91405485","content_html":"<p>Two bike rides today. Car needed an MOT and service but they wouldn't let me stay and wait like normal.</p><p>92 words · 1 image</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/taking-it-personal\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/takin</span><span class=\"invisible\">g-it-personal</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116681592847849736","date_published":"2026-06-02T17:03:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 17:03","date_timestamp":1780419812,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91393006","content_html":"<p>I wish there was a way to pick an album out of my library that I haven't listened to for ages, that makes me go \"oooh yeah that!”. All of the “play me something I haven't heard for a while\", \"play me something random\", \"mood\" things never work quite right. I almost need something that shows me 20 random releases and maybe one of them has the right thing in it.</p><p>How do you find something to listen to when your recent additions aren't it?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116680797008763258","date_published":"2026-06-02T13:41:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 13:41","date_timestamp":1780407669,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91374073","content_html":"<p>We haven't had rain for weeks. So, of course, the first rain falls when I need to drop the car for service and MOT and cycle home.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116678965507923797","date_published":"2026-06-02T05:55:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 05:55","date_timestamp":1780379722,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91335325","content_html":"<p>No idea what the rules are around this, so I'm approaching with forgiveness/permission in mind.</p><p>116 words · 1 image</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/seed-pod-piracy\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/seed-</span><span class=\"invisible\">pod-piracy</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116675739816877051","date_published":"2026-06-01T16:15:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 16:15","date_timestamp":1780330502,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91327508","content_html":"<p>Pinch punch! Time for a big list of links you've already seen because I've been sitting on them for weeks!</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/may-2026\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/may-2</span><span class=\"invisible\">026</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116675255344153931","date_published":"2026-06-01T14:11:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 14:11","date_timestamp":1780323110,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91201208","content_html":"<p>I picked up Mina the Hollower. I am an enjoyer of Yacht Club games, and Mina has not harmed that relationship one little bit. I love Link's Awakening and this is such a great love-letter to those top-down 8-bit action RPGs. Graphics, sound, gameplay, music; all so polished. And an hour on Steam Deck used 10% battery which is very welcome.</p><p><a href=\"https://store.steampowered.com/app/1875580/Mina_the_Hollower/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">store.steampowered.com/app/187</span><span class=\"invisible\">5580/Mina_the_Hollower/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116662848462892005","date_published":"2026-05-30T09:36:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-30 09:36","date_timestamp":1780133796,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91197418","content_html":"<p>Tabitha and I went to London for a mooch whilst Charlotte hung out with a friend.</p><p>447 words · 6 images</p><p><a href=\"https://jasper.tandy.is/blogging/london-with-the-kid\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jasper.tandy.is/blogging/londo</span><span class=\"invisible\">n-with-the-kid</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116662371413804494","date_published":"2026-05-30T07:35:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-30 07:35","date_timestamp":1780126516,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91127791","content_html":"<p>I shouldn't be allowed to write my stupid little 1am-can't-sleep thoughts in here.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116656503700764102","date_published":"2026-05-29T06:43:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 06:43","date_timestamp":1780036982,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91113507","content_html":"<p>what does this collection of shapes sound like:</p><p>inventory</p><ul>\n<li>inn-venn-tree</li>\n<li>inn-vn-tree</li>\n<li>there's only one right answer: i'm very wrong</li>\n</ul><p>Poll: <a href=\"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116654977945501010\">dystopianpresent.club</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper/116654977945501010","date_published":"2026-05-29T00:15:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jasper","url":"https://dystopianpresent.club/@jasper","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F114%2F223%2F959%2F710%2F590%2F330%2Foriginal%2F8d10d7fe242688bd.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"jasper@dystopianpresent.club"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 00:15","date_timestamp":1780013701,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}