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#The One Line Americans (Weirdly) Choose to Wait In

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Valerie Trapp writing for the Atlantic:

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Apparently, though, many grocery stores across the country regularly see longer lines for self-checkout than for cashiers. A friend of mine recently told me that the line for self-checkout at her Manhattan Whole Foods tends to snake around the store; sometimes, employees encourage people to move to the shorter, regular line—yet still only a handful will defect.

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Lowes near me has replaced all checkouts with self checkouts. I hate it here.

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Man, back in the day there used to be these things called “blogs”. Kind of like newsletters but they like were on a website. Shame we can’t do that anymore.

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www.gq.com/story/wha…

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@mikepetriello.bsky.social Airspace rule coming next year now?

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@jalvani.bsky.social Sorry for the mess I live and work in.

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@npr.org We should be firing them for not making them public. And then we should fire them again for the contents. Right into a volcano

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@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Millennials killed talking about millennials like teenagers

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(HBD, just turned 42 the other day. Let’s survive yet another crisis together)

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@jesszimmerman.com 100%; I was supportive before, but I chipped in a few bucks last night. I won’t donate to the establishment Dems but I’ll support the actual progressives.

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@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social Definitely. The constant nausea makes eating food pretty tough.

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@dszymborski.fangraphs.com Orioles Spring Training ‘21: Crimes against nature

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Iain blew off his lessons for a family pow day at Summit East ❤️⛷️

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@baumann.bsky.social Strong answer

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@npr.org If you think the US has a free market, man, I don’t know what to tell you, you clearly haven’t been paying attention.

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The market is structured to favor the interests of capital. Full stop.

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@mikepetriello.bsky.social It’s gonna hurt, but I’m looking forward to reading it because it’s not like we did anything to garner any positivity this offseason may as well go in with our eyes all the way open.

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@moreperfectunion.bsky.social Maryland is invited when we make Cascadia.

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@jalvani.bsky.social Going back to listen to it during today’s workout. Totally on brand for Björk, and therefore exactly my bag. Love it.

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@jalvani.bsky.social I mean, this is the dude’s take.

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“It’s not really enjoyable to make music now […] It takes a lot of time, it takes a lot of practice, you need to get really good at an instrument…”

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Uh, yeah. That’s the fucking point.

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@dszymborski.fangraphs.com Brutal use of the graphic media flag

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@sarokel.bsky.social Self-identify as neurotypical. Two primary hobbies - strength training and skiing. Lots of ancillary hobbies (autocross, backpacking, gaming…) and I’m a parent so I inherent my kids hobbies of course.

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@jayjaffe.bsky.social There’s still some population to whom actions have consequences.

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@jayjaffe.bsky.social Would love to see it announced by MLB. This is something that should be loudly said to the public especially since these jackasses were talking themselves up as heroes.

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@jalvani.bsky.social They’re about shifting your focus away from the things in your life that matter to you and instead toward the things that matter to shareholders.

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@jalvani.bsky.social Sorry to those of you who I made think about Trevor Bauer.

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S-tier day on the mountain. Cannot beat what we got on Monday.

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@bsky.app Rad. What’s the timeline for more granular notification preferences?

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@jalvani.bsky.social They’re often obvious clout farmers & bots working on building some amount of reputation, likely for weaponization later on by the highest bidder. Bluesky really needs to deal with this, but it will hurt MAU.

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@jalvani.bsky.social Also, to be clear, Anjelica Huston is playing Anjelica Huston playing Ms Piggy. Ms Piggy does not appear in this movie.

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@jalvani.bsky.social I mentioned that I was optimistic that in the not-distant future, we’d be the generation leading companies broadly and defining the macro-corporate culture we operate in. I am genuinely excited for that, and this article highlights why.

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Opened our ski season at Crystal, yesterday.

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@jalvani.bsky.social 🎶 Blower motor failure
\nHead out on the highway 🎶

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@jalvani.bsky.social Let’s rage cook this damn bird

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The Verge’s review of the new color Remarkable Paper Pro makes me want to check one out so badly. The display looks amazing.

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www.theverge.com/2024/9/4/…

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Put my new steering wheel in last night

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PAEdit

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Back from the body shop

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Boys day on the mountain

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Lost in the Sauce

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A Belated Musical Recap of 2023: jehanalvani.com

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Probably the only angle that consistently looks awkward across 911 generations

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For Sale: 2016 Audi allroad: jehanalvani.com

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Block Notification Requests in Safari. jehanalvani.com

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Hi, [coworker],: jehanalvani.com

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I took this shot of a wonderful Cheyenne Randall piece and cleaned up some of the junk and tags that went up around it. Easily one of my favorite pieces of street art, deserves to be appreciated on its own.

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Pretty decent view from the office this morning. Olympics in full alpenglow.

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Reverse Resolutions: jehanalvani.com

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Using a Redirect Rule to Resolve Mastodon's WebFinger requirement on a Subdomain: jehanalvani.com

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Santa dropped off a secondhand OneWheel Pint. Really appreciate the thoughtfulness of keeping things out of the landfill, and excited to get to refurbish it! Here’s one of my Pints riding the Pint.

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Hosted Mastodon instance using Cloudplane and Cloudflare: jehanalvani.com

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Skating in the street ⛸️⛸️

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Considered rolling my own, but in the end I wanted a reliable primary home that I didn’t have to manage. And if I make a secondary server, self-hosted might be the way to go. I’ll write up something a little more thoughtful soon.

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Need to write up setting up a small Mastodon host with Cloudplane and Cloudflare. Pretty pleased with this config.

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