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@whittlz.bsky.social I was at the county fair last week and it breaks my heart that I didn’t hear that song even one time.

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@pfrazee.com Thank you!

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@pfrazee.com YAY!

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@pfrazee.com Yes/no?

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@fatlantabear.bsky.social I’m sure it’s delicious and flavored like gumbo, but that’s not gumbo. Gumbo is a stew, not a casserole. It has a broth.

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@pfrazee.com Closed, updated, restarted.

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@pfrazee.com It’s not true.

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@pfrazee.com Holy fucking tits.

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@baddestmamajama.bsky.social There are entire TikTok influencer channels dedicated to removing all the groceries from the retail containers and repackaging them to look like an ikea fridge display. It’s another way to act rich.

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@baddestmamajama.bsky.social You don’t expect rich people to leave sliced deli meat in the little bag with the ugly label that the house manager brought beck from the grocery store?!! Someone would be fired for that.

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@jmarotta.bsky.social Hmmm…wonder if I can get there before the good stuff is gone.

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@jaireaux.bsky.social

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@jaireaux.bsky.social 2024, when they gained the most ground and it was the most important, practically nothing. The Biden appointed Republican AG? Nothing.

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@jaireaux.bsky.social One small step at a time, I’m leaving Big Tech. They’ll be fine without my data and I’ll sleep better knowing I’m not contributing to the Super Friends of Authoritarianism.

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Wordle 1,318 3/6*

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⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨\n🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@jaireaux.bsky.social “Egyptian guitar solo continues”

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@jaireaux.bsky.social “Egyptian guitar solo plays”

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@billjank.bsky.social Sort of?

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@billjank.bsky.social Holy fuck. Texas are cutting themselves out of $2.6 TRILLION.

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@jaireaux.bsky.social I have deleted these from my phone, now. #blech

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@jaireaux.bsky.social I think it’s a baby tapir. They usually are striped but that’s what makes this one special.

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@jmarotta.bsky.social Worse, swap the final a with an i. “Hey, it’sa me, Marotti.”

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@jaireaux.bsky.social …

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  1. Have the submarine and its crew been reassigned to a nonmilitary agency to create deniability?
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  2. Is this a test bed for use of the drones in foreign countries or are they designed for domestic use?
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  3. How much of our tax dollars are being spent on these drones?
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@jaireaux.bsky.social Unfortunately, there’s no water cooler around which to ask people if they watched the big game.

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