{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/ibwatson@mstdn.party","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1289428","username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party","bio":"40-something former Event Zaddy™ turned producer at a digital agency, professional tall guy, big Leo energy. Toots about life, work, travel, tech gripes, gay shit. 🏳️‍🌈👬 🎉 Home is Seattle, WA (he/him)","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"93498179","content_html":"

@gairdeachas More details! I must first recover and figure out what the hell im doing in Philly for the next three nights.

But also yes, more gay camping soon plz (and in know camping is not your thing and that’s ok I still love you 😘)

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116870004625722346","date_published":"2026-07-05T23:39:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"23:39","date_timestamp":1783294748,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93497280","content_html":"

I survived my first gay campground experience. And I loved it. More soon.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116869874943755152","date_published":"2026-07-05T23:06:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"23:06","date_timestamp":1783292769,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93453522","content_html":"

@ryanhg first on the list!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116864820868119733","date_published":"2026-07-05T01:40:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 01:40","date_timestamp":1783215650,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93451646","content_html":"

New plan going forward: celebrate Independence Day with Found and Chosen Family outdoors and away from the straights (and the fireworks). This probably looks like clothing optional gay camping but could take multiple forms. This is the most “patriotic” I’ve felt in recent memory.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116864472495709430","date_published":"2026-07-05T00:12:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 00:12","date_timestamp":1783210334,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93450311","content_html":"

@peterwyrm @TheShireEsq @tmfox this is usually all it takes 👀

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116864241061369682","date_published":"2026-07-04T23:13:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 23:13","date_timestamp":1783206803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93425151","content_html":"

@Hunko happy birthday!!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116861806701151956","date_published":"2026-07-04T12:54:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 12:54","date_timestamp":1783169657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93424409","content_html":"

@James bowling is a great low-stakes group activity! I love it

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116861710077792812","date_published":"2026-07-04T12:29:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 12:29","date_timestamp":1783168183,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93424359","content_html":"

@TheShireEsq @tmfox Step 1 is figuring out whomst amongst us have alts on mastodon to begin with 👀

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116861705322301165","date_published":"2026-07-04T12:28:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 12:28","date_timestamp":1783168111,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93391774","content_html":"

@datasaurus holy crap that’s stunning!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116857893687641341","date_published":"2026-07-03T20:19:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 20:19","date_timestamp":1783109950,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93390544","content_html":"

@nichteric same!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116857812734005058","date_published":"2026-07-03T19:58:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 19:58","date_timestamp":1783108714,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93327462","content_html":"

@motoridersd yeet to the sun

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116851904813529096","date_published":"2026-07-02T18:56:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 18:56","date_timestamp":1783018567,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93326037","content_html":"

@DejGuy thankfully my realtor has been very helpful in this regard, and I have a local friend there who is savvy with these things and can support as well... but still...

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116851810701741874","date_published":"2026-07-02T18:32:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 18:32","date_timestamp":1783017131,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93324609","content_html":"

My Palm Springs property is now under contract, and *of course* they did an inspection this morning and discovered a drain backup so I'm rushing a plumber over there to clear it before guests arrive for the long weekend. 🙃

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116851707119072501","date_published":"2026-07-02T18:05:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 18:05","date_timestamp":1783015550,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93318182","content_html":"

@alt_brews Phew! I was really worried there for a moment myself

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116851205610663045","date_published":"2026-07-02T15:58:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 15:58","date_timestamp":1783007898,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93309143","content_html":"

@PlinyTheOlder As far as I know he's still unsigned with any record label... but maybe that's changing with the pending album release. I just hope if he jumps into a deal he won't be stifled by any label. Part of what I love is his free expression of story and opinion

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116850501950678355","date_published":"2026-07-02T12:59:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 12:59","date_timestamp":1782997161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93308220","content_html":"

@PlinyTheOlder I love Cain Culto so much!! And I just learned last night he has both a new EP coming next week and a full album coming in September.

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116850417606848775","date_published":"2026-07-02T12:37:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 12:37","date_timestamp":1782995874,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93285711","content_html":"

@James are u gay

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116848293339646277","date_published":"2026-07-02T03:37:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 03:37","date_timestamp":1782963460,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93285583","content_html":"

Good news! @alt_brews is an actual three-dimensional person! And so his fabled Ginger! And, most importantly, they are both absolutely lovely people and we hit it off immediately.

We wandered their neighborhood in South Philly a bit, ordered an insane number of tacos, watched the USA soccer game, and we introduced each other to new queer musical artists. (Cain Culto and Thiago Pantaleão, in particular)

\n\"Three\"Three\"A\"A\n
","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116848280934707342","date_published":"2026-07-02T03:34:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-02 03:34","date_timestamp":1782963271,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93275659","content_html":"

@thePurpleMonkey this is great, not just because it removes gendered phrases and stereotypes, but also because it actually encourages people to see a therapist!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116846983683833240","date_published":"2026-07-01T22:04:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 22:04","date_timestamp":1782943476,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93275451","content_html":"

Arrived and awaiting a train into the city!

It’s so hot!
It’s the heat.

\"\"

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116846960714396863","date_published":"2026-07-01T21:58:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 21:58","date_timestamp":1782943126,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93267736","content_html":"

@James Sun Dog Millionaire

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116846305372670624","date_published":"2026-07-01T19:12:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 19:12","date_timestamp":1782933126,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93267508","content_html":"

@gairdeachas @jvschrag I’m just imagining a machine like at the optometrist where you strap a face in and pull it back with weights attached 😂

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116846291473132812","date_published":"2026-07-01T19:08:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 19:08","date_timestamp":1782932914,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93265195","content_html":"

I officially hate the new first class Delta seat. They have these curved flaps at the top to give you something to rest your head on and increase privacy:

- I have repeatedly bonked my head and shoulders on them when shifting position or getting in/out of the seat

- I just got up to let my seatmate out to pee and grabbed my glass from the armrest only to whack my elbow on it and slosh OJ everywhere

- people drop bags on them when retrieving them out of the bins

\"Rear

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116846143185197944","date_published":"2026-07-01T18:30:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 18:30","date_timestamp":1782930651,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93259401","content_html":"

Off to Pennsylvania!

DL 1114
SEA–PHL
💺 04C
✈️ B738

\n\"A\"A\n
","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116845768989624000","date_published":"2026-07-01T16:55:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 16:55","date_timestamp":1782924941,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93259221","content_html":"

Low key the best part about airline lounges is the unspoken allowance to leave your bags unattended while you go to the buffet or bathroom

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116845752598597690","date_published":"2026-07-01T16:51:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 16:51","date_timestamp":1782924691,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93211732","content_html":"

@davidivy I'm with you!

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116841248846887133","date_published":"2026-06-30T21:46:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 21:46","date_timestamp":1782855969,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93198908","content_html":"

I have repeatedly discovered that there are people who follow me on Mastodon who I thought I followed back, but apparently haven't... and honestly it's slightly embarrassing especially when we've interacted often. I think part of it might be due to instance migration issues, or part of it could just be fleeting follow notifications or an absence of \"suggested\" follows as is common on other social platforms. Or maybe I'm just ditzy and not paying attention sometimes. 😬

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116840170564049398","date_published":"2026-06-30T17:11:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 17:11","date_timestamp":1782839516,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93154696","content_html":"

@JTinMI @gairdeachas oh maybe I should eat something more than my post-gym protein shake, too

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116836492657388593","date_published":"2026-06-30T01:36:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 01:36","date_timestamp":1782783396,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93152086","content_html":"

I think the beard might be back after 7-8 months of mustaching, but I still reserve the right to shave it off tomorrow as I prep for my week in Pennsylvania… TBD.

\"A

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116836348585176898","date_published":"2026-06-30T00:59:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 00:59","date_timestamp":1782781197,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93142724","content_html":"

@james hahahahahahaha

honestly... I'd probably make a profile.

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116835191866248011","date_published":"2026-06-29T20:05:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 20:05","date_timestamp":1782763547,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93138027","content_html":"

@ryanhg I mean... is it explicitly frowned upon? Or just... vibed?

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116834838782095010","date_published":"2026-06-29T18:36:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 18:36","date_timestamp":1782758160,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93137832","content_html":"

@ryanhg I will append that a second call popped up this afternoon, so I'm not entirely off the hook.

But also.. would if I could.

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116834826954925909","date_published":"2026-06-29T18:32:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 18:32","date_timestamp":1782757979,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93137615","content_html":"

Pride weekend update... I decided NOT to call in sick today after all for two reasons:

1. Our crew left the Sunday block party at 8:30pm and went to get dinner, meaning, I was in bed at my normal bedtimr

2. I only had one internal call this morning for 30 minutes

Currently \"co-working\" with some local friends and just jamming on some minor project management tasks.

This is a good plan.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116834818640400140","date_published":"2026-06-29T18:30:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 18:30","date_timestamp":1782757852,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93134834","content_html":"

@gairdeachas @motoridersd This yank didn't mind the pee-can BUT really did mind the singing cow, which was entirely unnecessary. The rest of it is hot AF

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116834561893477038","date_published":"2026-06-29T17:25:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 17:25","date_timestamp":1782753935,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93083410","content_html":"

@discobear the way I kept falling back on French reflexively when I was Mexico 😫😫😫

","url":"https://mstdn.party/users/ibwatson/statuses/116829133304637570","date_published":"2026-06-28T18:25:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 18:25","date_timestamp":1782671101,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92980238","content_html":"

I haven't had inbox zero across all four of my accounts (personal, work, airbnb, rentals) in... ever? At least a long long time.

And on the Friday of Pride weekend no less! Work tasks are done (including annual workplace harassment training)... I think it might be time to slam laptop shut until Monday!

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116818536493795275","date_published":"2026-06-26T21:30:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 21:30","date_timestamp":1782509406,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92923684","content_html":"

Dammit. Forgot to cover the patio furniture earlier and now it’s raining.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116813865706258884","date_published":"2026-06-26T01:42:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 01:42","date_timestamp":1782438136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92897472","content_html":"

My new favorite form of vague-flirting is dinging my bike bell repeatedly at cute guys as I pass them on the street.

Sometimes they’re completely oblivious but sometimes, as experienced over the weekend, one realized I was dinging at him (despite having AirPods in) and looked up and smiled at me as I smiled back at him.

It was a cute lil moment and it at least feels so much more harmless to me but maybe that’s still rude.

Of course one of these times it’s going to make me crash so…

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116812217428954993","date_published":"2026-06-25T18:43:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 18:43","date_timestamp":1782412985,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92895406","content_html":"

The shitposting vibes are STRONG with me today. 100% Grade A Human Shitposts

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116812011337987573","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:50:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:50","date_timestamp":1782409840,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92895380","content_html":"

Oooooh maybe we need to rename Gen Alpha to Gen Slop

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116812009577228400","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:50:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:50","date_timestamp":1782409814,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92895336","content_html":"

Tired: phoning it in
Wired: slopping it in

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116812006352927471","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:49:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:49","date_timestamp":1782409764,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92894159","content_html":"

You *know* how much I loathe a transient port flap

\"Screen

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116811904878393326","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:23:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:23","date_timestamp":1782408216,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92893564","content_html":"

Wouldn't it be great if LLMs and GPTs were designed to be *actually useful* in context? For example:

I join a Google Meet with my project team, and someone is in a conference room at the office, so the Gemini note-taking just thinks that person is called \"Atlas\" (room name).

Actually useful: a prompt in the call from Gemini for me to identify the speaker(s) in that particular conference room. Meet knows it's a conference room because the Calendar invite has that room added as a location.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116811868448022036","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:14:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:14","date_timestamp":1782407660,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92886151","content_html":"

So if we were colloquially calling him Tim Apple over the past few years, new CEO should be nicknamed Johnny Appleseed, right?

[padme meme]

We’re calling him Johnny Appleseed, right?!?

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116811392001670143","date_published":"2026-06-25T15:13:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 15:13","date_timestamp":1782400390,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92858368","content_html":"

RE: https://tech.lgbt/@ryanhg/116809101396210696

I cannot emphasize enough not just how seamless this was, but what a fucking delight and meaningful moment it was to share the experience of watching my all-time favorite film with my boyfriend from 1,100 miles away. What’s more, we’re going to see a screening of it with the director/star in a few weeks on its 25th anniversary tour. I’m already verklempt.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116809131145488044","date_published":"2026-06-25T05:38:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 05:38","date_timestamp":1782365892,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92829829","content_html":"

I'm just over here waiting for evolutionary biology to phase out the spiral of biting one's cheek/lip only to have it swell up to then get bit again because it's swollen et cetera et cetera...

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116806727589420824","date_published":"2026-06-24T19:26:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 19:26","date_timestamp":1782329217,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92824501","content_html":"

I know I've never been super-clued into any music scene, but it's an odd feeling to subscribe to local music venue newsletters to stay in touch with what's happening, then get those newsletters and not recognize a single artist or band that's coming into town. Definitely makes me feel old.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116806400149887844","date_published":"2026-06-24T18:03:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 18:03","date_timestamp":1782324221,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92810920","content_html":"

The ease with which the Seattle queer nightlife scene jumps into DRAMA and hand-wringing and pearl-clutching really floors me. Multiple “reports” from non-media outlets on Instagram about how the drag scene is coming to an “abrupt end” in Seattle because queer/bar is being sold to the owners of The Cuff Complex next month. Gurls: q/b used to own The Cuff until last year. You were already lamenting the Christmas pop-up concept they did. Hold onto your wigs and just wait. This might be a good.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116805650567823766","date_published":"2026-06-24T14:53:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 14:53","date_timestamp":1782312783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92810184","content_html":"

Oh right. Apple released the Invites app at some point and I have officially received my very first invite from it. Why tho. I’m sure there is some weird web interface for non-Apple users but it requires an iCloud login to receive event updates and we all should just be using Partiful instead. 😒

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116805610130930295","date_published":"2026-06-24T14:42:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 14:42","date_timestamp":1782312166,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92745491","content_html":"

I’m not “quiet quitting,” I’m just prioritizing my life, interests, and social circles over the capitalist hellscape that has spent too long convincing us that work should always come first. The job funds the life, not the other way around.

","summary":"","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson/116800461532036139","date_published":"2026-06-23T16:53:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Isaac Watson :verified_gay:","url":"https://mstdn.party/@ibwatson","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mstdn.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F521%2F362%2F644%2F718%2F474%2Foriginal%2F948c4effaa74b3af.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"ibwatson@mstdn.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-23 16:53","date_timestamp":1782233604,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}