{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Chris Enns","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/iChris","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1874","username":"iChris","bio":"I edit podcasts so you don't have to. ShopTalk Show, Podcast Awesome, Lifting with Lindsay, LearnWithJason.dev, and more.","pronouns":"He / Him","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":65,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2023/18/1874.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"89852851","content_html":"<p>First fire of the season last night. Now a quick coffee before errands and a friend’s wedding. Happy weekend ya’ll.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/ec6b0c6e35-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A vibrant fire burns in a metal fire pit on a wooden deck, surrounded by outdoor furniture, with a backdrop of trees and a fence.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/6880a9c977-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A large blue mug with a white crescent pattern is resting on someone's lap, who is wearing red plaid clothing.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/09/first-fire-of-the-season.html","date_published":"2026-05-09T15:54:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"15:54","date_timestamp":1778342054,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116545426884875456","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mlgm6cefh426","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYH6neZFi0M"]}},{"id":"89817259","content_html":"<p>Who wants Dave to do a spin-off show called <a href=\"https://youtube.com/shorts/N3LeRMHQQVU\">ShopTalk Show: Tech Support Calls Horror Edition</a>?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/08/who-wants-dave-to-do.html","date_published":"2026-05-08T17:29:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 17:29","date_timestamp":1778261349,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116540137797148115","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mleayyegbf2q","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYFgpz4llf7"]}},{"id":"89813424","content_html":"<p>Someone asked me if I’ve ever done a podcast (short answer: yes quite a few, but nothing currently has stuck) and I was reminded of a podcast I did a <em>long</em> time ago back in 2012 interviewing folks like <a href=\"https://brettterpstra.com/2012/07/17/welcome-to-the-internet-episode-21/\">Brett Terpstra</a>, Shawn Blanc, and others. I can’t find any of the audio anymore though. :(</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/08/someone-asked-me-if-ive.html","date_published":"2026-05-08T15:59:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 15:59","date_timestamp":1778255951,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116539783418954042","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mle3xticg32h","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYFWVy3lHpI"]}},{"id":"89813073","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/lwdupont\">@lwdupont</a> Yeah I didn’t really try that hard. lol But the internet gave me lots of advice for next time! It’s by an artist I really dig named Stanley Chow <a href=\"https://www.thestanleychowprintshop.com\">www.thestanleychowprintshop.com</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89813073","date_published":"2026-05-08T15:54:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 15:54","date_timestamp":1778255681,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89812434","content_html":"<p>Noah Kahan: “I’m with my best friend Dan, campin’ on the county line”</p>\n<p>Wait! I’m gonna stop you right there Noah Kahan. Best friend? In this economy?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/08/noah-kahan-im-with-my.html","date_published":"2026-05-08T15:37:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 15:37","date_timestamp":1778254666,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116539699157633264","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mle2rjnsec2h","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYFT42yFiJq"]}},{"id":"89772622","content_html":"<p>What if I tried to make it look like Ted’s standing in my coffee mug is an idea that didn’t work out like I thought it might. Anyway. ☕️</p>\n<p>Selfie a day for a year, day 262, May 7, 2026 edition.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/10eb254814-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person with glasses holds a patterned mug in front of a portrait of Ted Lasso in the background.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/0c8d801722-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A man with glasses holds a patterned mug in front of a wall with a framed cartoon portrait of Ted Lasso in the background.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/07/what-if-i-tried-to.html","date_published":"2026-05-07T16:56:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 16:56","date_timestamp":1778172970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116534346023022687","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mlbopduufy2q"]}},{"id":"89743366","content_html":"<p>Looks like Ronald’s having a little too much really fun for McHappy Day.  🤡</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/516edf2985-m.jpg\" width=\"542\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/06/looks-like-ronalds-having-a.html","date_published":"2026-05-07T00:05:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 00:05","date_timestamp":1778112316,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116530370465698032","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml7w7est7p2h","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYBEZXVljRn"]}},{"id":"89732838","content_html":"<p>New blog post: <a href=\"https://chrisenns.com/2026/05/dan-fire-tower-session/\">Dan (Fire Tower Session)</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/06/new-blog-post-dan-fire.html","date_published":"2026-05-06T18:36:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 18:36","date_timestamp":1778092579,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116529076720577678","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml7dsytze523","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYAevE0n55u"]}},{"id":"89723015","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cdevroe\">@cdevroe</a> I’ve had seasons like that. And each time it happens once I kind of get worried I’m headed back into one. Terrible for productivity and mental health for me. You have my sympathies.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89723015","date_published":"2026-05-06T16:08:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 16:08","date_timestamp":1778083689,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89717916","content_html":"<p>My body decided waking up at 4am was the best thing to do this morning so please follow along for all the mood swings from hyper focused to deep sadness and everything in between until I finally crash out around 3:45pm today.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/06/my-body-decided-waking-up.html","date_published":"2026-05-06T14:54:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 14:54","date_timestamp":1778079261,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116528204660734707","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml6xggiay22c","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DYAFWqiFCp1"]}},{"id":"89717551","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> I really like the name for an app, but the one part it doesn’t quite align with is Inkwell is for writing, but the app is primarily for reading.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89717551","date_published":"2026-05-06T14:49:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 14:49","date_timestamp":1778078954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89717480","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Is this an error because I’m not at a paid level high enough for more than “x” feeds in Inkwell? It would probably help in the future to direct folks to upgrade? (I’m sure it’s on your list somewhere! 😆) <a href=\"https://cleanshot.com/share/dR7tgWM7dn368h8FwGcV\">cleanshot.com/share/dR7…</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89717480","date_published":"2026-05-06T14:48:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 14:48","date_timestamp":1778078884,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89675482","content_html":"<p>Getting some sun and stretches in. 🐶 ☀️</p>\n<p>Selfie a day for a year, day 260, May 5, 2026 edition.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/8034515084-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A man with glasses and a beard is wearing a T-shirt and looking at the 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href=\"https://chrisenns.com/2026/05/going-viral-for-a-ghost/\">How to ghost post on Threads</a>.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/05/new-blog-post-how-to.html","date_published":"2026-05-05T19:56:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 19:56","date_timestamp":1778010970,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116523729561625784","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml4xtgmwy22f","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DX-DHa5Ep3T"]}},{"id":"89659934","content_html":"<p>Happy being the only one in the family who likes leftover macaroni salad season to all who celebrate. 😋</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/05/happy-being-the-only-one.html","date_published":"2026-05-05T18:42:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 18:42","date_timestamp":1778006558,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116523449671853361","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml4tu4reey24","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DX96-BZFMh2"]}},{"id":"89608968","content_html":"<p>I don’t really care who wins between Philadelphia and Carolina, but I want more Seth Jarvis in the playoffs so Carolina needs to win.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/04/i-dont-really-care-who.html","date_published":"2026-05-05T01:32:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 01:32","date_timestamp":1777944724,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116519387283284469","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3ml324qx3lp2c","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DX8EvHTFPiL"]}},{"id":"89584864","content_html":"<p>Chess app trolling 😂</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/f76a09503e-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"239\" alt=\"\" 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src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/d17aef6ad0-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"People are walking toward a weathered, sci-fi themed structure with cylindrical towers under a cloudy sky. At Disneyland Galaxy’s Edge\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/c0e3a81d00-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"A crowd of people gathers around a life-sized Millennium Falcon replica in a detailed Star Wars-themed environment featuring rocky spires and futuristic structures. 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I loved the games yesterday.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89567303","date_published":"2026-05-04T13:46:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 13:46","date_timestamp":1777902389,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89532584","content_html":"<p>Somebody’s bored of hockey. 😴 🐶</p>\n<p>Selfie a day for a year, day 258, May 3, 2026 edition.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/77638f6ec2-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" alt=\"A curly-haired dog rests its head on a cushioned surface in a cozy living room setting.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/cf9df357c3-m.jpg\" 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🌭</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89510872","date_published":"2026-05-03T15:16:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 15:16","date_timestamp":1777821395,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89510873","content_html":"<p>My bread is giving me 👀 this morning.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/4df3993631-m.jpg\" width=\"503\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Two slices of toasted bread spread with peanut butter are placed on a white plate.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/03/my-bread-is-giving-me.html","date_published":"2026-05-03T15:15:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris 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on?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/02/im-testing-out-using-patreon.html","date_published":"2026-05-02T16:30:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 16:30","date_timestamp":1777739432,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116505935450144127","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mkv2xkwjau2h","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DX19PErlsV_"]}},{"id":"89453932","content_html":"<p>Morning coffee on the deck season is finally here. ☕️</p>\n<p>Selfie a day for a year, day 257, May 2, 2026 edition.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img 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Of course files are bigger.. but every step just takes longer. Exports. Notice a visual OR audio mistake. Re-export. Upload. etc.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/01/im-bullish-on-video-podcasting.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T23:15:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 23:15","date_timestamp":1777677343,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116501867197893868","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mktb5mws7b26","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DX0G2oYlEZo"]}},{"id":"89407403","content_html":"<p>Request to Riverside, Descript, etc. as a podcast editor: If I have my own paid account with your service, just let me be added to a client’s paid account so we can share assets properly. Don’t make me convince my client to start paying extra for me when I’m already paying for my own account.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/01/request-to-riverside-descript-etc.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T19:38:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 19:38","date_timestamp":1777664339,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116501011952960820","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mksuymlfxx2q","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DXzt8VYFBUh"]}},{"id":"89393584","content_html":"<p>Morning 🐶 nap time for today’s selfie a day for a year, day 156, May 1, 2026 edition.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/1068/2026/82180c0588-m.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person with glasses and a beard is sitting indoors while a fluffy dog rests on the carpet nearby.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.chrisenns.com/2026/05/01/morning-nap-time-for-todays.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T16:05:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 16:05","date_timestamp":1777651531,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@ichris/116500172578732334","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:duarqnv277snl27e4yv5b564/post/3mksj2zukod26","https://www.threads.com/@ichrisv2/post/DXzVhullFig"]}},{"id":"89276753","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joelhamill\">@joelhamill</a> honestly I sometimes think a bot could handle my books better than I do. 😂</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89276753","date_published":"2026-04-29T22:28:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 22:28","date_timestamp":1777501698,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89141535","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/unabridgedxcrpt@thecanadian.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@unabridgedxcrpt</a></span> Got voted as “too expensive for now” by my household so I won’t know either. :)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/89141535","date_published":"2026-04-28T02:17:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 02:17","date_timestamp":1777342643,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88875841","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Fully understand why. It’s too bad it’s Meta because the experience these days is the closest to the fun days of Twitter back in the day.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/88875841","date_published":"2026-04-23T19:26:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 19:26","date_timestamp":1776972398,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88866880","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> I think you could find a good NBA community on Threads given that they often use the NBA convo as a testing ground for new features (i.e. their new “community chat”)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/88866880","date_published":"2026-04-23T17:01:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 17:01","date_timestamp":1776963704,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88783995","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/sod\">@sod</a> ah thanks! I kind of assumed it didn’t retry but good to know for sure.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/88783995","date_published":"2026-04-22T14:49:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 14:49","date_timestamp":1776869358,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88737228","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/help\">@help</a> When there’s an error like this cross-posting to Threads, does it retry or should I assume it won’t go through? I’m fine with manually posting if so, just don’t want to end up with a double post. <a href=\"https://cleanshot.com/share/m7ckLY5cqJPJM9Yc6My5\">cleanshot.com/share/m7c…</a></p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/88737228","date_published":"2026-04-21T21:38:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 21:38","date_timestamp":1776807504,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87140135","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> neat trip! What’d you take for recording audio on the trip or is that just right into your iPhone?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/87140135","date_published":"2026-03-28T13:54:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 13:54","date_timestamp":1774706092,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87008621","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel\">@ExtralocalYokel</a> Welp… the image said so, so it must be true!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/87008621","date_published":"2026-03-26T15:30:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 15:30","date_timestamp":1774539038,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87002762","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/JohnPhilpin\">@JohnPhilpin</a> I agree with that calculation. From my casual observance playing Fortnite casually, they really overextended it to try to be an everything app like Roblox and people weren’t that interested. Or at least $$ interested.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/87002762","date_published":"2026-03-26T14:06:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 14:06","date_timestamp":1774533985,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86978654","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/JohnPhilpin\">@JohnPhilpin</a> 🎯 though I think that’s probably good use of money if he’s actually saving it so it can’t be commercialized?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86978654","date_published":"2026-03-26T03:52:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 03:52","date_timestamp":1774497178,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86824437","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel\">@ExtralocalYokel</a> 🏆 💪🏽 that’s gotta be a good feeling</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86824437","date_published":"2026-03-23T23:51:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 23:51","date_timestamp":1774309872,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86674017","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Am I old fashioned because I want single purpose apps instead of utility knife style apps? It feels like doing one or two things really well vs trying to do all things will serve app devs and users in the long run?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86674017","date_published":"2026-03-21T15:13:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-21 15:13","date_timestamp":1774106001,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86621336","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> I wish I knew why micro blog sometimes truncates properly and other times it doesn’t. This post looks as intended on Threads, Bluesky, and Mastodon but is just one long sentence in the micro blog macOS app.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86621336","date_published":"2026-03-20T18:10:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 18:10","date_timestamp":1774030201,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86468300","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel\">@ExtralocalYokel</a> I remembered garbage day today 🏆</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86468300","date_published":"2026-03-18T16:21:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 16:21","date_timestamp":1773850885,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86363153","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel\">@ExtralocalYokel</a> 100% fair to have that feeling. Wait. Is it also garbage day for me and that’s adding to my stress?!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/86363153","date_published":"2026-03-17T05:39:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-17 05:39","date_timestamp":1773725945,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85919815","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/aixe\">@aixe</a> Thanks! They’re broken. (Glasses)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/85919815","date_published":"2026-03-10T19:38:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-10 19:38","date_timestamp":1773171526,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85491686","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Same with the Mac mini (at least in CAD pricing)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/85491686","date_published":"2026-03-04T15:29:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 15:29","date_timestamp":1772638193,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85242199","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel\">@ExtralocalYokel</a> this is the way</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/85242199","date_published":"2026-02-28T22:30:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-28 22:30","date_timestamp":1772317817,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85106220","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/kimberlykg\">@kimberlykg</a> I wish I was 😆</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/iChris/85106220","date_published":"2026-02-26T22:39:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Chris Enns","url":"https://chrisenns.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F18%2F1874.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"iChris"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-26 22:39","date_timestamp":1772145593,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}