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A recent visitor to Vancouver.

\n\"Nick\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2026/04/15/a-recent-visitor-to-vancouver.html","date_published":"2026-04-16T00:36:09+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 00:36","date_timestamp":1776299769,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87122710","content_html":"

Boots anyone?

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Monday often sucks but at least I got the good news that Rat Silo has new music coming out this year.

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UK to USA… Hold my beer!… Alberta… Hold my keg!!!

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East Van local.

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It’s worth it to visit Kozak just to wiz on Putin in the bathroom.

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What a comeback by Chelsea!

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2026/01/31/what-a-comeback-by-chelsea.html","date_published":"2026-01-31T19:34:35+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-31 19:34","date_timestamp":1769888075,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"80493890","content_html":"

Frosty had one too many…

\n\"Frosty\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/12/21/frosty-had-one-too-many.html","date_published":"2025-12-21T19:36:39+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-21 19:36","date_timestamp":1766345799,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"79817606","content_html":"

@johnbeverley Nice shot.

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Sad to see that the cheese shop feels the need to hire a uniformed security person. Theftcouver.

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Words and music for our times. Check out the album 1933 by Rat Silo.

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/12/04/words-and-music-for-our.html","date_published":"2025-12-04T20:43:44+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-04 20:43","date_timestamp":1764881024,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"79014195","content_html":"

The Whitecaps get the job done! 👍👍

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@agilelisa Tomorrow is known as I Got No Money Left Saturday, followed by Why The Hell Did I Buy This Sunday?

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More like Spam Friday…

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/11/28/more-like-spam-friday.html","date_published":"2025-11-28T14:30:37+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-28 14:30","date_timestamp":1764340237,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"78560837","content_html":"

That was a stressful Whitecaps game…

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/11/22/that-was-a-stressful-whitecaps.html","date_published":"2025-11-23T07:07:42+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-23 07:07","date_timestamp":1763881662,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"78066970","content_html":"

Way to dig deep and come from behind!!! Vancouver Rise FC 🏆

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/11/15/way-to-dig-deep-and.html","date_published":"2025-11-15T21:56:23+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-15 21:56","date_timestamp":1763243783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"76853439","content_html":"

@kaa 👍

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@LJPUK :(

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Trash pandas.

\n\"2\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/10/22/trash-pandas.html","date_published":"2025-10-22T12:58:54+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-22 12:58","date_timestamp":1761137934,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"76201298","content_html":"

McRat.

\n\"A\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/10/20/mcrat.html","date_published":"2025-10-20T12:38:20+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-20 12:38","date_timestamp":1760963900,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"76047532","content_html":"

People with character.

\n\"Billy\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/10/17/people-with-character.html","date_published":"2025-10-18T03:24:26+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-18 03:24","date_timestamp":1760757866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"75634341","content_html":"

@mattypenny Yes, last night in concert at The Rickshaw in Vancouver.

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People with character.

\n\"Lene\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/10/12/people-with-character.html","date_published":"2025-10-12T18:35:47+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-12 18:35","date_timestamp":1760294147,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"75510647","content_html":"

@mandaris Looks like the UI is afraid of your t-shirt.

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@kaa That’s a good one.

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Apple should change their logo to a 🍑 based on how much butt they have been kissing.

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/10/03/apple-should-change-their-logo.html","date_published":"2025-10-03T18:46:59+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-03 18:46","date_timestamp":1759517219,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"74374878","content_html":"\"Sneakers\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/09/25/211705.html","date_published":"2025-09-26T04:17:05+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-26 04:17","date_timestamp":1758860225,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"74369602","content_html":"\"Upside\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/09/25/185449.html","date_published":"2025-09-26T01:54:49+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-26 01:54","date_timestamp":1758851689,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"74345348","content_html":"

@LJPUK Agree.

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I have a greater interest these days in reduced transparency settings…

\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/09/11/i-have-a-greater-interest.html","date_published":"2025-09-12T01:03:45+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-12 01:03","date_timestamp":1757639025,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72976026","content_html":"

@LJPUK 👍

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@mandaris 👍

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@mandaris How many would pay to be Liquid Glass free… 😜

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A sign of the apocalypse.

\n\"Starbucks\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.hoppysensei.com/2025/09/02/a-sign-of-the-apocalypse.html","date_published":"2025-09-02T21:10:03+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-02 21:10","date_timestamp":1756847403,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"72166805","content_html":"

@danielpunkass Apple Vista.

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@mandaris 👍

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@hoppysensei Typed in genetic originally by mistake (brain tired) instead of generic but it kinda works.

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@mattypenny 👍👍

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@kaa Not too shabby.

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@mattypenny As has his hair.

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@kaa Hope it was a stiff one.

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@mandaris Exactly.

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@i3xCx I had a “borrowed” copy of Windows 95 before it came out…

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@manton I could live without sun but not coffee.

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@danielpunkass Not a hard target to hit given its size…

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@mandaris They won’t be able to afford any new Apple gear this year.

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@Jeena 👍

\n","url":"https://micro.blog/hoppysensei/61213846","date_published":"2025-04-01T15:28:44+00:00","author":{"name":"John Kostiuk","url":"http://hoppysensei.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F06%2F3851.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"hoppysensei"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-04-01 15:28","date_timestamp":1743521324,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"60734055","content_html":"

@manton 👍

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