{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Hywel Mallett","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/hmallett@toot.wales","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"237647","username":"hmallett@toot.wales","bio":"","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png"},"items":[{"id":"94000728","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@robinince\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>robinince</span></a></span> I read this sentence with sandwich as a verb.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116919880556299076","date_published":"2026-07-14T19:03:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 19:03","date_timestamp":1784055794,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93928566","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://poweredbygay.social/@PKYo\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PKYo</span></a></span> Are you locking single-handed? I always thought that looked like hard work…</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116913146534988424","date_published":"2026-07-13T14:30:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 14:30","date_timestamp":1783953041,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93925799","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@alicemcalicepants\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alicemcalicepants</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@steveriggins\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>steveriggins</span></a></span> This toot was created with Powerpoint.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116912859211238311","date_published":"2026-07-13T13:17:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 13:17","date_timestamp":1783948657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93924807","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@alicemcalicepants\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alicemcalicepants</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@steveriggins\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>steveriggins</span></a></span> Excel for texts is fine though.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116912777129930633","date_published":"2026-07-13T12:56:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 12:56","date_timestamp":1783947404,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93924795","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ohai.social/@alicemcalicepants\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alicemcalicepants</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@steveriggins\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>steveriggins</span></a></span> THAT’S WHERE “MY BOO” CAME FROM?! 😮</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116912775209067235","date_published":"2026-07-13T12:56:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 12:56","date_timestamp":1783947375,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93924253","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@krnlg\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>krnlg</span></a></span> It saw that your hedge needed a slight trim and decided to oblige…</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116912714864843021","date_published":"2026-07-13T12:40:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 12:40","date_timestamp":1783946454,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93916830","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://freeradical.zone/@holdenweb\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>holdenweb</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@matus_chochlik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>matus_chochlik</span></a></span> Sounds like early versions of MySQL!</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116911944208227213","date_published":"2026-07-13T09:24:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 09:24","date_timestamp":1783934695,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93916459","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fesshole</span></a></span> How long before you’re converted into an academy?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116911905486698798","date_published":"2026-07-13T09:15:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 09:15","date_timestamp":1783934104,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93881771","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.green/@Philsturgeon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Philsturgeon</span></a></span> “Beaver gentrification” makes me think of a beaver wearing a top hat and a monocle. 🦫 🎩 🧐</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116907822641657279","date_published":"2026-07-12T15:56:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 15:56","date_timestamp":1783871805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93881697","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@wellness_session\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wellness_session</span></a></span> …but has new problems created for them faster than existing ones can be solved.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116907814906324219","date_published":"2026-07-12T15:54:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 15:54","date_timestamp":1783871687,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93872361","content_html":"<p>The <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/chickens\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>chickens</span></a> are chilling out in the shade of the sheep shed, but they get excited to have some corn.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F906%2F804%2F034%2F480%2F273%2Foriginal%2F564b562af24a4dfb.jpg\" alt=\"A circle of chickens around a trug containing corn. The photo is taken from above. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116906806894477663","date_published":"2026-07-12T11:38:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 11:38","date_timestamp":1783856306,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93795472","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://poweredbygay.social/@PKYo\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PKYo</span></a></span> Oof! The joys of metal wall and roof construction, I guess. I would be surprised if anyone is so pedantic about a small overhang of the moorings. 🤞</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116897754022285730","date_published":"2026-07-10T21:16:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 21:16","date_timestamp":1783718170,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93794808","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@richrollgardener\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richrollgardener</span></a></span> Thanks. Never seen that here in the UK before.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116897717799031554","date_published":"2026-07-10T21:06:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 21:06","date_timestamp":1783717617,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93783461","content_html":"<p>It’s 30 degrees outside. Uncomfortably hot. So my wife has decided that I am going to cook a <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/barbecue\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>barbecue</span></a>. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/weather\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>weather</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116896888475600753","date_published":"2026-07-10T17:36:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 17:36","date_timestamp":1783704963,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93783361","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@richrollgardener\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richrollgardener</span></a></span> I should have read the alt text first…</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116896877430397270","date_published":"2026-07-10T17:33:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 17:33","date_timestamp":1783704794,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93783346","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@richrollgardener\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>richrollgardener</span></a></span> With the exception of the odd small blemish, they look great! What are the yellow things bottom right?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116896874997661817","date_published":"2026-07-10T17:32:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 17:32","date_timestamp":1783704757,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93782640","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@MikeInTheGarden\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>MikeInTheGarden</span></a></span> Usually 3 or 6. Sometimes 1.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116896818795040062","date_published":"2026-07-10T17:18:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 17:18","date_timestamp":1783703900,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93782600","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/AI\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AI</span></a> token usage is weird. Most of my <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Claude\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Claude</span></a> queries cost a few thousand tokens. Some big queries in the tens of thousands. Once analysed 3000 Splunk configuration files for about 300k tokens.<br>Yesterday I asked Claude to put 18 markdown documents on to Confluence, and it cost over 1 million tokens.<br>Make it make sense.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116896814843956169","date_published":"2026-07-10T17:17:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 17:17","date_timestamp":1783703839,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93657362","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/eliothiggins.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>eliothiggins.bsky.social</span></a></span> I do think Binface is both funny and eloquent, but the bit that made me laught was, “Isn’t it, mate”?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116885418142567414","date_published":"2026-07-08T16:58:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-08 16:58","date_timestamp":1783529939,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93602949","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://bne.social/@peterwyrm\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>peterwyrm</span></a></span> What did it turn in to?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116880295078778597","date_published":"2026-07-07T19:16:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 19:16","date_timestamp":1783451768,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93601656","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/@philroyle\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>philroyle</span></a></span> At least with the Saint Etienne being alcohol free, tomorrow you won’t be saying You’re In A Bad Way.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116880223610630899","date_published":"2026-07-07T18:57:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 18:57","date_timestamp":1783450677,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93601294","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://roddie.social/@roddie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>roddie</span></a></span> The funniest thing? Or the honourable thing?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116880201589027320","date_published":"2026-07-07T18:52:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 18:52","date_timestamp":1783450341,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93599800","content_html":"<p>Looking forward to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.world/@CountBinface\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CountBinface</span></a></span> defeating <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/NigerFarage\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>NigerFarage</span></a> in the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Clacton\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Clacton</span></a> by election. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116880070262823279","date_published":"2026-07-07T18:18:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-07 18:18","date_timestamp":1783448337,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93484654","content_html":"<p>I have been sent my renewal documents for my <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/RAC\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>RAC</span></a> cover. <br>The price has increased from an already excessive £329 to £442!<br>I think that will be a no. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/RipoffBritain\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>RipoffBritain</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/finance\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>finance</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116868647444121014","date_published":"2026-07-05T17:53:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-05 17:53","date_timestamp":1783274039,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93419395","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://expressional.social/@jippi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jippi</span></a></span> Ah ok. I have only experimented with pgupgrade using link (and a disconnected replica for rollback if needed). I thought your upgrade time was fast for dump/restore, or slow for pgupgrade. I forgot that link is not the default for pgupgrade.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861195575553901","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:18:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:18","date_timestamp":1783160332,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93419264","content_html":"<p>Jade Goody’s perfumes are no longer available. <br>Paul Newman’ salad dressing is still made, 18 years after his death. <br>What other celebrity endorsed/created products are still going strong long after the celebrity’s death?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116861183138563018","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:15:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:15","date_timestamp":1783160143,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93418929","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://federate.social/@mattblaze\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mattblaze</span></a></span> I guess there won’t be a Growler flyby?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861152773894023","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:07:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:07","date_timestamp":1783159679,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93418788","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>SquirrelwithaninvisibleW</span></a></span> Why should that be a separate department? Shouldn’t that sort of analysis be integrated in to every department anyway?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861141596513705","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:05:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:05","date_timestamp":1783159509,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93418700","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Digital_Coolie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Digital_Coolie</span></a></span> Sounds like the IDF are going to get the next FIFA Peace Prize.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861129062793460","date_published":"2026-07-04T10:01:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 10:01","date_timestamp":1783159317,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93418578","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anon_opin</span></a></span> Similar for “The Royal Bodyguard” for Jason.</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861121319943119","date_published":"2026-07-04T09:59:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 09:59","date_timestamp":1783159199,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93418350","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://expressional.social/@jippi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jippi</span></a></span> What upgrade method did you use? Dump/restore? pgupgrade? Something else?</p>","url":"https://toot.wales/users/hmallett/statuses/116861097831679719","date_published":"2026-07-04T09:54:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 09:54","date_timestamp":1783158841,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93416966","content_html":"<p>250 years since Britain generously, and for no reason other than out of the goodness of our hearts, granted the United States of America their independence. July 4th is definitely a day when Americans will be thanking the British, I’m sure. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/IndependenceDay\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>IndependenceDay</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/uspol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>uspol</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116861007289102188","date_published":"2026-07-04T09:30:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-04 09:30","date_timestamp":1783157459,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93379364","content_html":"<p>My <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/hayfever\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>hayfever</span></a> has been quite good this year. I don’t know if it’s due to the weather, or more effective <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/antihistamines\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>antihistamines</span></a><br>It was all going well, until I find myself next to a field of 2 foot high grass, and the farmer arrives to mow it…<br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/achoo\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>achoo</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116856985158114243","date_published":"2026-07-03T16:28:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 16:28","date_timestamp":1783096087,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93151068","content_html":"<p>Being a dog owner changes your life in ways you would never expect. </p><p>For example, I’m on the floor at 1 AM, using needle-nose pliers to remove a dog poo bag from the impeller of the pump of the washing machine. </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/dogs\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/LivingTheDream\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LivingTheDream</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116836217698466959","date_published":"2026-06-30T00:26:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 00:26","date_timestamp":1782779200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93070790","content_html":"<p>These days, if you say you’ve got air conditioning, you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/airconditioning\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>airconditioning</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/jail\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>jail</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116827957141620308","date_published":"2026-06-28T13:25:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 13:25","date_timestamp":1782653154,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92902731","content_html":"<p>Away for the weekend in the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/caravan\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>caravan</span></a> at <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Aberaeron\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Aberaeron</span></a><br>Oof!<br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/hot\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>hot</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/weather\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>weather</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F812%2F493%2F645%2F064%2F980%2Foriginal%2F7a5315f672de3b17.jpg\" alt=\"A caravan control panel that says, “Internal Temperature: 38C”.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116812495775954290","date_published":"2026-06-25T19:53:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 19:53","date_timestamp":1782417232,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92838454","content_html":"<p>A very late feed for the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheep\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheep</span></a> today. It’s so warm that it’s still in the 20s at 11 PM.<br>These boys are not fans of the heat. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheepofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheepofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/defaidodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>defaidodon</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F807%2F296%2F978%2F462%2F264%2Foriginal%2F4337dfc0de2dd247.jpg\" alt=\"Sheep eating from troughs in a paddock. The light is very dim, apart from the centre of the picture, illuminated by torchlight. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116807304955302348","date_published":"2026-06-24T21:53:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 21:53","date_timestamp":1782338027,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92799586","content_html":"<p>How did you celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Brexit\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Brexit</span></a> vote?<br>I took the car for a service, and got a quote to spend more money than I anticipated.<br>I then cleaned out the chickens, shovelling shit in uncomfortably high temperatures. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/metaphor\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>metaphor</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116804932468165721","date_published":"2026-06-24T11:50:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 11:50","date_timestamp":1782301825,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92669093","content_html":"<p>After going through five Prime Ministers in eight years, one of my hopes from <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/KeirStarmer\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>KeirStarmer</span></a> was that at least we might get some boring stability for five years.<br>Now not only has the Downing Street revolving door continued, but it seems likely that he’ll be replaced by someone who wasn’t an MP last week. <br>I hate it when people say the UK isn’t a serious country, but this does nothing to dispel that. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116794567535340894","date_published":"2026-06-22T15:54:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 15:54","date_timestamp":1782143669,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92597943","content_html":"<p>Wrote “Rupert” in a tweet, referring to Rupert Lowe, and autocorrect changed it to “ropiest”. 🤔<br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116787829004441493","date_published":"2026-06-21T11:20:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-21 11:20","date_timestamp":1782040847,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92557626","content_html":"<p>I wonder how many people, like me, downloaded the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Merlin\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Merlin</span></a> bird app after watching <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ClarksonsFarm\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ClarksonsFarm</span></a> and are finding out that there are more birds in their garden than they thought. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/birds\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>birds</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ornithology\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ornithology</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116783276944995512","date_published":"2026-06-20T16:03:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-20 16:03","date_timestamp":1781971388,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92249973","content_html":"<p>Another dusk feed for the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheep\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheep</span></a><br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheepofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheepofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/defaidodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>defaidodon</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F756%2F571%2F728%2F406%2F577%2Foriginal%2F8111775861991841.jpg\" alt=\"Sheep eating from troughs outdoors. The light is dim. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116756573744386153","date_published":"2026-06-15T22:52:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 22:52","date_timestamp":1781563930,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92158092","content_html":"<p>I ran <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Barmouth\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Barmouth</span></a> 10k yesterday. It’s a nice race. It has definitely become more popular, because the 2027 race has only been on sale for a day or so, and it’s 75% sold out already!<br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/running\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>running</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116748462624402482","date_published":"2026-06-14T12:29:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 12:29","date_timestamp":1781440164,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92152127","content_html":"<p>I think one of the best things about being <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Welsh\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Welsh</span></a> is how much time it saves you being bothered about the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/WorldCup\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>WorldCup</span></a>.<br>I have friends who are staying up until the small hours to watch their teams play. No such worries for me!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116747826691487549","date_published":"2026-06-14T09:47:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-14 09:47","date_timestamp":1781430460,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91782349","content_html":"<p>A late evening feed for the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheep\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheep</span></a> in the gloom at dusk. <br>No chickens as they are all in bed already   <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheepofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheepofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/defaidodin\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>defaidodin</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F716%2F496%2F712%2F125%2F752%2Foriginal%2F669b392716667390.jpg\" alt=\"Sheep, heads down, eating from troughs, in gloomy light, in a small paddock. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116716499521544442","date_published":"2026-06-08T21:00:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 21:00","date_timestamp":1780952446,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91699819","content_html":"<p>When the UK <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/pension\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>pension</span></a> went up (in the last budget?) and the personal allowance didn’t, some people were very vocal about what a disgrace it is that pensioners have to pay <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/tax\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>tax</span></a>. <br>I think I have an idea of the answer, but can anyone tell me how much a pensioner would have to pay?<br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ukpol\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ukpol</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116709090795863709","date_published":"2026-06-07T13:36:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 13:36","date_timestamp":1780839398,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91610921","content_html":"<p>Evening feed of Rammaster and sugar beet pellets for the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheep\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheep</span></a><br>They had to compete with the <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/chickens\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>chickens</span></a> who all came running over when they heard the troughs being filled. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheepofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheepofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/defaidodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>defaidodon</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F699%2F734%2F306%2F879%2F454%2Foriginal%2F1926d371a4cf2130.jpg\" alt=\"Sheep in a paddock, eating from troughs. There are chickens too. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116699736018099543","date_published":"2026-06-05T21:57:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 21:57","date_timestamp":1780696655,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91526758","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.green/@Philsturgeon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Philsturgeon</span></a></span> Did the Protect Earth tree email bot have a “moment” yesterday?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116691866170564031","date_published":"2026-06-04T12:36:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 12:36","date_timestamp":1780576571,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91526640","content_html":"<p>Our <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ValaisBlackNose\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ValaisBlackNose</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheep\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheep</span></a> have watched <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/ClarksonsFarm\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ClarksonsFarm</span></a> , seen that Lisa paid £10,000 for 5 Valais Black Nose, and are livid. They are now demanding biscuits three times a day, and demanding that I treat them with deference. <br>(We did not pay £2,000 per sheep for our boys!)<br>Picture not taken today. <br><a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/sheepofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>sheepofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/defaidodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>defaidodon</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F691%2F838%2F199%2F863%2F922%2Foriginal%2F192965372872f498.jpg\" alt=\"Valais Black Nose sheep stand on a sunny hillside. Some of them stare at the camera. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116691851963346660","date_published":"2026-06-04T12:32:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 12:32","date_timestamp":1780576354,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91526224","content_html":"<p>I wonder if the people who are adamant that the meaning of words are important, because <a href=\"https://toot.wales/tags/Farage\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Farage</span></a> said “pure COLD rage” are the same people who said Lucy Connolly was jailed “just for a tweet”.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett/116691795634049779","date_published":"2026-06-04T12:18:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Hywel Mallett","url":"https://toot.wales/@hmallett","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ftoot.wales%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F331%2F409%2F909%2F634%2F511%2Foriginal%2F57d2e38b1aef3e0e.png","_microblog":{"username":"hmallett@toot.wales"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 12:18","date_timestamp":1780575495,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}